#lost tales memes

[cilil]

Every time lost tales Ulmo mentions his magic deep-sea car it cracks me up

#i know it's not referring to cars like we drive them #but the mental image absolutely kills me #everybody gangsta until chad ulmo rolls up in his sexy car #ulmo #lost tales #lost tales crack #crack #lost tales memes

[duckdodger]

casey jones has entered the chat

#based on twtter post I saw then lost it when I refreshed my timeline :( #since he doesn’t have a design yet . funko pop casey #teenage mutant ninja turtles #mutant mayhem #tmnt #tmnt mutant mayhem #tales of the tmnt #I’m actually brainstorming on an mm casey jones design stay tuned bros #nom memes tag #aprilnardo #mm aprilnardo

[rmstitanics]

he wrote this post on space tumblr because he could feel the ghost of sifo-dyas breathing down his neck.

#star wars #count dooku #star wars memes #prequel memes #the clone wars #star wars tcw #tales of the jedi #dooku jedi lost #⛏️⛏️⛏️

[dazaistabletop]

New BSD [Aquarium] SSRs

#no bc i went on the minute the update finished and i was not disappointed #look at Karl🥺 what crimes will he commit #(he'll probably just attack a fish) #*insert that one meme thats like somebody fought a squid and then karl walks in like maybe the squid was being a dick #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd mayoi #bsd tales of the lost #tales of the lost #edgar allen poe #bsd poe #bsd edgar allan poe #bsd ranpo #ranpo edogawa #bsd edogawa rampo #bsd rampo

[macbooth]

full of childish whimsy in a hostile fashion tonight so here’s every shakespeare clown i can think of and whether or not i think i’d beat them in a fight

(i do not mean fools i mean clowns. they do not need to be the secret genius of the play. if they are stupid in every way shape or form i am including them here)

Puck (A Midsummer Night’s Dream) No chance. Bro’s got that magic and ALSO has a big strong scary fairy king as his bear, like, do not separate them. If I even tried throwing hands at this cunt I’d get torn to shreds and used as glitter dude, I’d be over. 0/10

Nick Bottom (A Midsummer Night’s Dream) I could but I’d feel bad. I also think he’d put up a really solid fight. Like this is out of donkey form, bro was a physical worker. Like I reckon I could win a fight with some of the tradies I’ve seen but I don’t think it’d be easy. Also he’s just really dumb so I would feel a little bad. Donkey form though, I’m running away. Scary as shit. I am afraid of horses though. 6.5/10

Touchstone (As You Like It) Absolutely I could beat the shit out of this man. I hate him so much. Full of hostility towards this fucker. His clothes aren’t even subtle I could find this bitch in the forest no time and hunt him down and rip him to shreds, fuckin court jester doesn’t even have the roughness of the country on his side. 9/10 (-1 point cause he definitely fights dirty but I just hate him so much I’d win)

Jaques (As You Like It) First off he’s absolutely a clown. Second off I’ve played him before so my word is gospel. Third off bro has no fucking chance against me. He’s a podcast bro who thinks I don’t know that Tame Impala is one dude. I’d ask him why we can’t print more money and he would explode instantly and it would be the funniest thing he did with his life. 10/10

Audrey & Corin (As You Like It) I’m lumping these two together cause in the show I did they were one character (and I also played them). I wouldn’t even want to fight these two. And even if I wanted to Audrey would absolutely be able to beat the shit out of me and I would thank her. Our setting was in semi-modern country Australia, that girl would have a shotgun. 2/10

Autolycus (Winter’s Tale) Just like Jaques to me. He might be a little bit harder because he’d change costume and I’d get confused because I have no object permanence but other than that what has he got. Bitterness? Resentment? Bitch so did I when I was 15 grow up experience love. 8/10

Falstaff (Henry IV parts 1 & 2, Merry Wives of Windsor) I don’t actually know about this one but he is very punchable. I feel like he’d let me punch him and I think one punch would be enough for me. I think that would satisfy my urge to punch him. He may be a knight but let’s be honest he’s shit at it so I stand by this. 4/10 (just cause I don’t really give a shit)

The Dromios (Comedy of Errors) I absolutely could beat them in a fight but I would feel So Bad. You see how they’re literally already treated in the play, I wanna give them a break. That being said they’re both kinda dicks but they’re going through it already so I’d wanna give them a breather. I would win though, even if they both were attacking at once. 7/10

Launcelot Gobbo (Merchant of Venice) He’s such a prick but I would be laughing too hard at his name to fight him. Bro’s name is Gobbo. Bro’s name is basically Gobby. Imagine being named Blowjob. I would lose my mind. I would laugh so so hard I would collapse. My heart would fail. Biggest L name out there bro. Launcelot Gobbo oh my god. 3/10

Launce (Two Gentlemen of Verona)  Nah man he has an attack dog. I don’t care what breed of dog Crab is in a production I fully believe he would kill for Launce, that’s just their dynamic. I understand them better than anyone else (I have a dog). Also he’s already working for Proteus, is that not punishment enough? 4/10

Speed (Two Gentlemen of Verona) I mean I definitely could fight him. I don’t imagine he’s got much fighting experience. But once again, he has to deal with Valentine which does feel like it would be cruel to inflict more onto him. Like Valentine’s not as bad as Proteus but fuck is he stupid. Also if I accidentally flubbed a punch Speed could absolutely tear me a new asshole with his words and I would sob and cry and literally never recover. 4/10

The Porter (Macbeth) Fuck no. Bro definitely has a knife on him at all times. I can’t explain why I think this I just do. He works night shift, he definitely doesn’t get paid enough for his dog shit job, he would absolutely try to stab me just to spice up his evening without me starting a fight. 1/10

Trinculo (Tempest) Yes. Sorry, you’re Russell Brand? L. I could kick your ass. And he’s like drunk for half the show, and almost fucked a fish. I doubt his judgement is good enough to say the alphabet backwards let alone dodge a punch. He couldn’t even get Caliban to kick my ass (who definitely could by the way) cause Caliban fucking hates him. Bro, failwife to Stephano should pay more. But it doesn’t. 8.5/10

Dogberry (Much Ado About Nothing) Without Verges? Yes. With Verges? No way. Those two are a power couple in the dumbest possible way. He would absolutely try to get me arrested though but I simply would not go to prison. What’s he gonna do? Send me to prison? I’m already not going. 7/10

Mercutio (Romeo and Juliet) No chance. Unless Romeo fucked up so bad like he did in the actual play, I would have no chance against this dude. I wouldn’t even want to even if I could. I’m a Benvolio stan first and foremost and a person second you think I’d wanna fight his bestie? Only exception is if it was an actual fight club and not just a pure fight out of hatred. I feel like Mercutio could give Brad Pitt Fight Club Realness, outfits included.  I would still lose though. 2.5/10

Don Adriano De Armado (Love’s Labour’s Lost) I reckon I could wreck this dude’s shit. You know that gif where the fuckin dude is doing all these cool sword moves and then he just gets shot? You know the one. I forgot where it’s from but you know the one. That would be this fight. Armado would bust out his flair, his razzle dazzle, his pizzaz, and I would just deck him I think. That’s the power you need in this world, I think. Power of fist to face. Peace and love. <3 8/10

Costard (Love’s Labour’s Lost) I do not think Costard would realise he was being fought even as he was actively getting hit in the face. I know how to say honorificabilitudinitatibus, he doesn’t even have that against me. Bro couldn’t even confuse me with that, I learnt that, like an adult. Anyway yeah I’d kick his ass. 9/10

Holofernes & Sir Nathaniel (Love’s Labour’s Lost) This is the same man to me. I would destroy them both. Fuckin nerds. Flowery ass language nerds. I support gay rights and gay wrongs but the only reason I couldn’t fight those two gay muppets who heckle is cause they’re too far away (in a theatre booth), these two gay muppets who heckle are right in front of me. I’d kick their tweed cladded asses. 10/10

Jaquenetta (Love’s Labour’s Lost) She is just like Audrey to me. I could never bring myself to hurt her. Also she’s pregnant and I feel like it’s fucked up to hit a pregnant woman just for fun. Also she could absolutely wreck my shit. Please wreck my shit Jaquenetta. 0.5/10

Moth (Love’s Labour’s Lost) This little fucker should be an INSTANT knock out but I just know this fucker bites. He’s a shit talking 8 year old? Oh he plays wolves on the playground, I just know it. He plays wolves and he’s definitely been suspended for it, I just know it in my heart. Sure, I could kick him, but he would grab hold of my foot and try to rip it off. We would shake hands and agree to part ways, having met our match. He, who plays wolves, and me, who played fairies, leave the fight with our heads high and respect in our hearts. I am kidding of course but I do think we would tie. 5/10

Lear’s Fool (King Lear) There’s already so much fighting going on, I don’t even think they’d notice if I just started kicking this dude. Not only could I fight him and win, I think I’d get away with it too. I’d win not only physically but socially too. What’s he gonna do? Tell his boss? Bro he’s preoccupied with his whole kingdom crumbling, grow up. 9/10

Lavatch (All’s Well That Ends Well) This is more meta but my hatred of this play would fuel me here. I would fight literally anyone in this play if given the chance, not a joke. I would get in the ring with literally anyone from this play, but honestly, out of them all I weirdly respect Lavatch the most, maybe because he at least knows that he’s a cunt, unlike literally everyone else who Just Suck. I do think he’s probably scrappy though, so I wouldn’t leave unscathed. I also think if he got the upper hand he would be so so awful about it, so I’d really have to fight. 6/10

Sir Toby Belch & Sir Andrew Aguecheek (Twelfth Night)  Andrew is canonically bad at fighting, and honestly I do not believe Toby would be any better. Love both of these guys but if I had to fight them both at once I think I would be able to just move out of the way and they’d bonk each other on the head like a cartoon. They’re just silly guys. 9/10

Maria (Twelfth Night) Every woman clown could beat my ass. Audrey, Jaquenetta, Maria, they are all so special to me and would all also fucking destroy me. Maria especially cause I just know she is full of hate. You don’t hatch a plan like the Malvolio plan unless there’s something deeply worrying about you. She’s a Scorpio to me. <3 I do love her, she’d demolish me. 0/10

Feste (Twelfth Night) Would actually kill me. -5/10

I know I’ve definitely missed some but uhhh don’t expect me to remember every clown even if I’m neurodivergent about these plays please. <3

#long post #shakespeare #shakespeare memes #a midsummer night's dream #as you like it #winter's tale #henry iv #merry wives of windsor #comedy of errors #merchant of venice #two gentlemen of verona #macbeth #the tempest #much ado about nothing #romeo and juliet #love's labour's lost #king lear #all's well that ends well #twelfth night #macbooth original

[cirrdan]

I loved this moment from The Book of Lost Tales so much, so that I couldn't resist illustrating it

That was funny (for Melkor, but not for others lol)

#silmarillion #the silmarillion #lotr #tolkien universe #tolkien fandom #digital art #tolkien stuff #silm memes #melkor #utumno #the book if lost tales #tolkien memes #silmarillion incorrect quotes #tolkien mem #manwe #tulkas #melkor and tulkas #silm

[anoodleyqueer]

hey symphonia fans

i'm on a quest to hunt down the rest of these images

please assist I have never seen the other but it's my sworn quest to find them

my character guesses would probably be like lloyd genis regal and mithos for the other days??? but I'm unsure that's just a guess

if you or a loved one has downloads, links or memories of the others please reblog 🙏thank you for your service

#also? im not sold on this being the original y guy image #it doesnt fot the other 2 quite right #ie no images with his nose edited out #the dfferent text colors #etc #but its one of the only leads i have so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #tales of symphonia #meme #is this lost media #shut up j #j's search for the z man collection

[mayorsovereignty]

#gaming #mayoi inu kaikitan #tales of the lost #meme #mine #gif #.txt #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bungou stray dogs

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Tales From Dispatch, Pt. 41

(a text comes in with pictures of 6-8 dead coyotes along the side of the road, along with a few racoons; they are in a ditch in front of a barbed wire fence and some cows are behind them) COWORKER: Wow, that is is super weird. I wonder what killed them? (the coworker forwards the pictures to a game warden) ME: The farmer, maybe? To stop them getting at his cows? And then didn't report it because there's some game law this violates? COWORKER: But there's not any blood. Maybe they were poisoned? ME: But then why aren't the cows dead? They're just over there chilling. Unless they were poisoned in a different location? COWORKER: And then they all died in the same spot? (a text comes in from the game warden) GAME WARDEN: They've been dumped. There was a predator hunting contest yesterday. (coworker and I exchange a look) ME: So much for our conspiracy theories. XD COWORKER: *laughs*

#tales from dispatch #actual 911 #emergency services #we were *lost* the the sauce #ready to drag out the rolly pushpin board and the yarns #and go full-throttle meme crazy conspiracy guy #heh

[scarletgemstone]

what if meme

disclaimer I own Nothing everything belongs to the rightful owners please go and support them and be nice

what if the human from unicorn wars sang forever lost

#unicorn wars #unicorn wars azulin #unicorn wars gordi #unicorn wars maria #crossover #mlp grimdark #mlp creepypasta #tales of the lost narrator #what if meme #Lost narrator

[katygorl]

Blue for Maya (The Lost Rainbow OC) and Crystal Ball for Calida!

Thank you for asking these!! These shall be fun to answer~

Blue Dot- There would be a few places Maya would go if she had a free day. One would be the palace studio, so she can dance and try out any new moves she wants to try. Another would the courtyard or anyplace outside in general, so she can enjoy the nice weather to get things off her mind while looking at the pretty nature scenery. In terms of who she would spend her time with, it would most likely either be her girlfriend Iris or best friend Aurora, or her sisters Talia and Skye if she is wanting to spend special sister time with them.

Crystal Ball- Calida would like a future that is like Cole's vision for the fire nymph tribe. For there to be more recreational facilities, and for 'calmer' pursuits such as reading, knowledge/learning, the arts, etc to become more commonplace in the tribe than just the usual warrior and training stuff all the time. She is already working towards those goals with her assistant job with Cole, and her correspondence work with Vera in bringing more peace between their nations, but she is hoping to gain more confidence and speak up to become a bigger advocate. Aside from those goals, she is also hoping to continue improving her seamstress skills and her new combat skills, and learn to balance them in her life pursuits along with the aforementioned ones. She also wouldn't mind getting closer to Vera(either as a friend or something more, as she does have a low-key crush on her) outside of their work together, but she is still trying to figure out how to initiate that.

#oc ask meme #ask me stuff #laylaylamode #the lost rainbow #my novel #my writing #tales of mewni #callyieverse

[babblish]

godspeak? 👀

Thanks for the wip meme ask! 😂 Glad we all apparently share the same braincell in this house @dreamcrow

Godspeak is the name of the spreadsheet I've been keeping track of all the features the creole language all the gods of the Celestial Palace including the Arcane Order speak. It's an absolute mess but it helps me be internally consistent when writing.

An example with pronouns:

An example with article and plurality:

The writing system is logographic, not unlike heiroglyphs. I have done little on this but there is a sneak peek inside my brain with the banner used for Under the Wave.

It may be hard to see but the repeated characters on either end of the top three bits of writing is from left to right "Skrael, Nari, Bellroc" and the other bit says "Grapunga, Nari, Harthkis, Skrael, Qažua, Morgana, Shifethas."

The glyphs in the above table are just placeholders using pre-existing characters from other RL scripts that are more convenient because they already happen to be digitised. The numbers to left are for archival purposes to make them easier to find and write in the future.

#ask meme #wip games #dash games #tales of arcadia #conlang #fanlang #under the wave #arcane order #toa morgana #sorry this took so long but I accidentally lost the first version... oops...

[stanboromir]

im rereading the book of lost tales and i find it very funny that jirt was like “you see, the elves are talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, never done before, not afraid to reference or not reference. as for men, idk i guess the greatest thing they can do is die”

#i KNOW the theological implications of this and how it really IS a gift #by come on did he really have to phrase it like that #also good to see that tolkien was the first one to use the my beloved meme #eru really said men and elves my beloved #i guess we are all blorbos in god’s eyes #book of lost tales #tolkien #the silmarillion #lotr

[ddryn]

I saw that one "reactions to getting stabbed" meme and I just had to

#ddryn art #art #digital art #oc artwork #oc #oc art #a mercenary's tale #original character #original story #meme #character meme #fantasy #fantasy character #aelin berske #lordan wilxes #macer helton #i slowly lost energy drawing each of them but at least Macer looks funny

[macbooth]

first things first here’s a uquiz

which of my many many shakespeare dream roles are you

#shakespeare #shakespeare memes #uquiz #classic literature #hamlet #titus andronicus #love's labour's lost #macbeth #winter's tale #midsummer night's dream #much ado about nothing #julius caesar #antony and cleopatra #othello #the tempest #twelfth night #king lear #romeo and juliet #cymbeline #king john #troilus and cressida

[iburntthebluecurtain]

TW: so much gross shit, throw up if you must

“Today for class we’re going to be reading Paradise Lost.”

I can hear the wheels of my mind spinning with such violence the axels threaten to fall off. My brain is a well-cooked broth. Bubbles form and pop. My skull cracks and withers away like ancient ivory. My scalp shrinks and wrinkles. My hair falls out in clumpy chocolate-colored clumps, decorated with dandruff. My muscles age like raisins. My fat depositories transform into a rancid, viscous juice. The epidermis of my skin rots, and hosts an ecosystem of mold and brightly neon fungi. My tongue swells with blood until it explodes. My teeth yellow and become terrifyingly disfigured. My gums eat them, infected with gingivitis.

My throat closes, for with each word, a noose tightens around my neck, bruising it. My skeleton turns to dust. I dehydrate everywhere. My eyes turn to a gummy mush and sink into my sockets. My ears shoot out my wax as they curl up. The same happens to my nose with its snot. My nipples elongate. Heart attacks and charcoal-dusted lungs plague my chest. They disintegrate into necrotic matter. This spreads to all organs. Despite this, cancer of all varieties and stages form in the mangled mess of a body and reproduce like sea monkeys.

My belly button, that primordial mouth, expands and becomes a black hole. My ass droops. It shits solidly no more. Instead, a river of diarrhea and musk runs through my rectal forest. My dick cannibalizes my foreskin before collapsing in on itself. My balls explode painlessly and simultaneously, excruciatingly. Is this Hell? Have I landed in the cornea of Satan himself? The answers to these questions lose meaning as I piss myself endlessly. I become seedless. My femur vanishes, leaving my body to crumble like a vortex succumbing to Hawking radiation.

My pubic hairs become unrulier still. My toes curl, snacking on their own jam. All nails fall off. The soles of my feet form a crust.

Milton’s poetry still lays before me. The worksheet’s questions remain unanswered. Nobody notices. Life goes on in Advanced Placement Literature.

Would God be happy with me for writing this? Is this torture a continuation of the many punishments of Adam and Eve? Will I, too, receive my period? I have too much to do for all that. I must continue on like Orwell’s Boxer. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, because a sharp weapon would be too dangerous here. A dull place this is, indeed. To be shackled by merciless power unlike those of earthly origin. Everything fades to a blur.

Lifetimes pass and yet God does not smile upon my creations. They are ugly and unloved by anyone, even their inventor. Nothing remains except ennui and ruins, desolation and peace, death and patience.

I remain unhappily here. My mind refuses to read the Biblical retelling any longer. I am immobilized. But I must continue, somehow. I reenter the cycle, reading the words while the wheels in my head pick up speed. I am slowly, but surely, being executed.

#shitty writing #meme #AP #literature #poetry #the Bible #high school #gross fiction #madness #writers of tumblr #tumblr diary #this is a true story btw #tall tales #john milton #paradise lost #I had to read this for Frankenstein unit #Mary Shelley is infinitely better #dry