#punny hunny

[pabuthefirecat]

Arctic Outflow Warning 🥶

🖤 wrap up, is cold today

#psa #winter #punny hunny #hunter #black cat #cute #cat #neko #kitty

[secretivemessenger]

HUNNY SUGAR PLUM BUNNY POWDER PUFF?!

AND HELL NO I RATHER DIE 😭

imagine dying while having sex???? but would you go to heaven cause you’d be considered making life while having sex

#&. rays ✿ asks #&. coffee #my hunny bunny sunny cunny punny runny tuna

[sagesariadnd]

Please Watch March on Faewunder. I Just Think It's Neat.

I'm waiting on a few things before I start posting pictures like I promised, so in the meantime, I have a recommendation if you're looking for a D&D actual play show that isn't one of the Big Three.

I've fairly recently started dipping my toes into the World of Io, a collection of streamed short campaigns set in the DM's homebrew world of, well, Io. I started with, and am still in the middle of, March on Faewunder. I started it because my current parasocial squish Tom Fawkes is in it, and I'm sticking with it for some of the most wholesome and funny roleplay I've ever seen. A warning now that the following is an unhinged infodump about how much I love this campaign, but I promise a link is at the bottom!

Highlights include:

Actually streaming session zero! I don't know if other shows have done this, but it's the first time I've seen it and found it really cool to see the process in action. This includes an introduction to Io's history and world makeup and answering the players' questions about it, so it's great for onboarding new viewers because they don't have to have watched the other campaigns. Plus, hearing the players talk about the kind of characters they were making made me immediately excited for the campaign and the dynamics within the party, which was clearly the case for the people watching too because there was fanart literally that night.

Mark Hulmes - the host of High Rollers...you know, that actual play show that did the one-shot with the Baldur's Gate 3 cast last year - playing a half-lagomon paladin with the energy of DiC dub Sailor Moon. Yeah that's right, a grown-ass man is shamelessly playing his ideal bunny girl waifu and nobody judges him for it because Gloria is a precious cinnamon roll and must be cherished.

A southern belle dhampir ranger named Vidalia whose parasol is both a sword and a gun...crossbow...thing. Also she's a swarmkeeper ranger and her swarm is birds! Used to be corvids, now I think it's hawks. And she's the sweetest damn person you'll ever meet and doesn't even hide that she's a vampire.

An elf bard named Pandora who got her name literally because her player thought it was fun to say in her character voice, and she says it to herself in character when she's anxious. She's also a vampire hunter who's afraid of birds.

Disclaimer: Pandora is an emotional wreck of a character with a heart of gold and she WILL make you cry at least every other session.

Did I mention those three are totally in an awkward disaster lesbian cuddle puddle? Cause they totally are. Vidalia even calls Gloria 'hunny bun' and it's the most adorable thing in the world.

Hey, you wanna have lots of emotions about skeletons? Well Tom has you covered with Ribeye, the skeleton bard who wants to be a chef! (Gee, DM, how come your mom lets your campaign have TWO bards?) Don't be fooled by his punny name or his Ed Wynn voice, this skeleton will fuck you up emotionally almost as much as Pandora. This youtube funnyman has made his fellow players wail loudly into the microphone like Rocky freaking Lockridge.

And you wanna know why there's so many emotions about skeletons? Well for one thing Tom's just really good at roleplaying but the big catalyst is that neither Ribeye in character, nor any of the players out of character, know Ribeye's HP. The DM just tells him if he gets knocked out. The DM rolls his hit dice for him. And he can't be healed by normal healing magic, only necromancy. Yeah uh...nobody in the party can cast necromancy. They found a backup, but it's VERY temporary and the DM plays the game HARD. Your butt WILL clench every single time Ribeye takes damage. The party's butts sure do. No really, it's genuinely sweet how hard they all work to protect their skelebro.

I feel bad that I don't have a lot to say comparatively about the last member, the changeling monk Kagami. I think he's just along for the ride. But he's there, and he's as badass as a monk should be, and he's the source of a good few funny moments, including the ever optimistic statement "I haven't exploded yet!" (no you don't get context, watch the show) and the pure D&D energy of spending all your money on a stupid carnival prize because it's so ridiculous you just HAVE to have it. It even comes in handy, how the heck did that happen???

If you like crafting, Faewunder has you covered with all sorts of fun homebrewing! Every long rest is an adventure! Ribeye whips up all sorts of fun dishes and names them! Kagami supes up everyone's weapons and armor! Pandora desperately tries to keep up the supply of potions Ribeye can drink! The DM has a chart of all sorts of fun buffs they can unlock and put on their gear, so long as there's time to make it. It takes up a decent chunk of the sessions, but the party makes it work through...

Camp RP! Banter and sharing feelings around the campfire almost every long rest, including the ones that come from just travel time with nothing happening! I've never seen a party so willing to share their feelings with each other and they're so delightfully close, even if Kagami's still keeping things close to his scarily muscular chest at the moment.

Intense combat with some of the wildest luck (or usually lack thereof) I've ever seen on a VTT. I thought it was roll20 that hated us, who kicked Foundary's dog???

Crazy fae shit

Fucked up trees! Every DM needs to have at least one fucked up tree encounter.

Fun with voice modulators!

Distinct and lovable NPCs!

A disclaimer that the NPCs will never flirt with the PCs unless the PCs initiate. That's just a good rule of thumb to have in a DM-player dynamic! I mean, check that the DM is comfortable with it too, but really I'm just sad that 'not sicing a horny NPC on my players' is noteworthy.

A channel in the Io discord exclusively for rules lawyering, so the DM can receive feedback on goofed up rules (or ignore the ones from people who forget his houserules) without them cluttering up the twitch chat or distracting him from running the game! Now THAT'S innovation, y'all!

Fanart every night, and bingo cards that the DM fills out with the chat!

The DM is a racoon wizard! Seriously, how can you say no to that?!

Anyway it's really good, and if any of this sounds appealing the playlist is below. It's a relatively short campaign - 13 sessions averaging around three hours apiece. I'll definitely be checking out the rest of the Io campaigns after I finish Faewunder, but I feel like it's gonna be hard to top this group.

#dungeons and dragons #actual play #world of io #march on faewunder

[adellsketches]

Honey Bunny

RedBubble Inprint My Instagram 

#Honey bunny #food art #food #honey #hunny #hunny bunny #punny

[pmfccomic]

Back and punnier than ever.

#contained #container #containment #honey #hunny #bear #funny #silly #comedy #humor #absurd #comic #webcomic #pmfc #pmfcomic #pun #punny #dad jokes #dad humor

[hotdamnhunnam]

His Dirty Girl

Charlie Hunnam Headcanon! ✨

A/N: Sooo I was asked to write about any headcanons that I might have for Mr. Charlie Hunnam, and I just had to write this right now as my head is constantly exploding with filthy ideas about him 😅 Hope you enjoy!! This actually turned out to be equally smutty & fluffy 💖

Pairing: Charlie Hunnam x F!Reader Warnings: smut (dirty talk, dom!Charlie, rough sex) Request: This anon request + follow-up!

Word Count: ~1.4k

Charlie Hunnam is...

— Savage motherfucking sex god king 😈🔥👑

— Sweet little angel baby sugar muffin 😇💗🧁

And he knows it, and owns it, and everything about his relationship with his girl shows it. He’s equal parts sinful & rough / soft & loving when it comes cums to his woman.

If you were Charlie’s dirty girl... these are some of the ways he would spend literally every day rocking your fucking world 🎆

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Home Sweet Hunnam

So you and Mr. Hunnam co-own two homes: one in LA and one in London! 🏡💞🏡

Charlie has fucked you multiple times on every surface in both of your houses – but I digress... (more on this later I promise!! 😜)

You also get to travel all around the world with him to various exotic beautiful locations, based on his filming schedule or just for vacation! 🌎

Y’all have a lovely little farm out in LA with a bunch of adorable baby animals and an organic vegetable garden in London 🌱 Charlie is big on sustainable farming, and he finds nature healing and calming 😌 You love one WHOLESOME HUNNAM!

Farm chores may or may not involve actual big bales of hay... but hey — let’s just imagine him doing THIS ten times a day, okayyyyy? ⬇️

You just... watch 😳 I mean sometimes you help out but when you’re a puddle of horny you can’t really do much 🥴

Inevitably Charlie ends up sweating buckets; you love when he lets you soap up that glorious glistening godly body of his (or y’know, FUCK IT) 💦

As amazing as Charlie looks when he’s half-naked and rugged...

He also looks “devilishly handsome in a suit” as he himself has once professed! Constantly asks for your opinions on his shirts and ties etc. whenever he’s getting dressed – you’re the only person that he ever cares to impress 👔

Though he’s a total homebody and loves lazing with you on the couch (or in bed) every weekend, he also loves seeing you dressed up for fancy events (as in Red Carpet Rogue – shameless fic plug!)

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Fluff and Stuff

What does Charlie like to call his ladylove? 🌸

Well, when he’s not in filthy sex mode (he almost always is, to be honest, but we’ll wait till later to go down that dark dangerous road...) — here is a little list:

Y/N (he thinks your name is the most beautiful word in the world and has your first initial tattooed somewhere special 🖤)

Babe (or baby, maybe)

... I also like to think he calls his Mrs. Hunnam ‘hunny’ (as in the fic Hunny, I’m Home) because it’s punny, but irl he’s probably not that corny...

Darlin’ (JAX TELLER LIVES ONNN)

My girl / my woman (he’s a territorial alpha male animal, especially when you’re around others)

My love (he’s also a full-on Shakespearean lover)

Name of your personal favorite flower (...this can be a bit tacky depending on what it is, but you adore the thought behind it – shows how well he knows, and values, all the little things about you)

On which note, Charlie loves showering his girl with romantic gifts, like big beautiful bouquets of hand-picked flowers and all that shit 💐

[Dog in saddlebag not included; from a movie set] [besides, it’s an established fact that Charlie actually prefers cats 😺]

Anniversaries, birthdays, holidays, etc. are always a special occasion... but he also loves to spoil his girl with flowers/gifts whatever day or season, often for no apparent reason! 💝

Charlie also loves other romantic stuff, too — getting all sweet and sappy, and making you giddy and happy, is his favorite thing to do! 🥰

One of his ideal dates is just to have a cozy little picnic on a lovely grassy hilltop followed by a night of stargazing with you 🤩

And then he will inevitably fuck you on that hilltop till you *see stars* in a different way... but back to the fluff okayyy!!

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Charlie is also an incredible cook – the first time he made your favorite dish as a special surprise you were SHOOK 😯

The two of you love spending time in the kitchen together, but he is addicted to spoiling you, so he likes cooking for you even better 👨🏼‍🍳

Now this is where we segue into SMUTTY SHIT ‘cause to be honest, Mr. Hunnam has most definitely fucked you on that kitchen counter far more often than he’s cooked on it 😏

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SMUT SMUT SMUT

Charlie truly loves and respects you more than anything... but when it cums to sex, he is KING. He makes it clear that you are straight up nothing but his filthy little slut 😛

He is a self-professed “enormous germaphobe” in real life, but none of that applies when it cums to his girlfriend / fiancée / wife 🙃

There are NO RULES as to when / where / how Charlie will fuck you.

Mr. Hunnam is an absolute alpha male dom and reminds you often that all of your holes, your whole body and soul, fucking belong to him 🤬

This savage sex god never hesitates to slam you up against the nearest surface any time he damn well wants, to ravage you for his pleasure whenever and wherever just because he knows he owns your fucking cunt 💯

Bed is great, or whatever, but not always what he prefers. Mr. Hunnam loves to pound you like a piece of meat on the kitchen counter, make a mess of your office desk, bend you over the back of the sofa or throw you down onto the rug — you are his personal whore to fuck 🥵

And as to the above I have more fics to plug:

Kitchen counter sex? Charlie would do it exactly like Jax - Louder, Bitch

On your office desk - Jax Teller: Pro Boner

Also on his motorbike... Charlie has a whole kink for that and knows just what you like - Midnight Ride: Grab & Grind

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Your man is BIG on dirty talk. Loves whispering porn-worthy filth in your ear, just as in the fic Teller What She Wants to Hear 💬

Loves calling you his “filthy little cockslut” or his “dirty fucking whore” while his huge cock destroys your cunt so hard it fucking hurts... and then the evil bastard tells you to repeat the words because he is the fucking worst 😈

Charlie adores going down on his girl; he eats pussy more passionately than anyone else in the world. Every move of his soft lips and slick tongue all over your soaking wet folds blows your mind and makes your fucking toes curl 🤯

Even when Sir is pleasuring your cunt, you’re still very much in a submissive position... so you don’t get to cum till he gives you permission 😫

As in these edging fics – If You Want to Be Naughty / Will You Just Fuck Me Already

Charlie loves the fact that you are fucking obsessed with his cock. Just the thought of you sucking him off gets him hard as a rock. You blow him whenever you possibly can, because he tastes like heaven (no seriously, very manly and musky yet subtly sweet, a gourmet cut of meat) and you get off on pleasing your man 🤤

As in these blowjob-focused fics – Breakfast in Bed? / Jax Teller: How to Suck a Dick

When he tangles his fingers in your hair and furiously fucks your face... seriously a one-way ticket straight to subspace 😵

Once he explodes down your dirty whore throat, Charlie is already all set to fill your filthy little cunt with yet another massive load 🍆💦

So he’ll finally plunge his cock into your pussy and give you a fuck out of your wildest dreams, yanking your hair and spanking your ass till you scream, maybe breaking the bed in the process (as in Come Cum Join the Murder, but really I feel like Charlie would do something like that irl to be totally fucking honest 🔥)

Then it’s time for some sweet loving aftercare, because this savage sex god is also a FUCKING BIG SOFT TEDDY BEAR 🧸 (he’s so perfect it’s really not fair??? 😭)

Charlie loves staying with you for hours cuddled up under the covers, kissing you all over, gazing in each other’s eyes like star-crossed lovers 😍

In conclusion: CHARLIE HUNNAM IS THE PERFECT MAN and no one else should dare try to compare to him because no one else can 🏆

To be his dirty girl... is to be THEEE LUCKIEST BITCH in the entire fucking world ✨

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... And that’s it! Hope you enjoyed this, and would love to hear if you did! 🤗❤️

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[sillysylvie]

In the 90's, specifically 1995, my parents got me a guinea pig named Hunny for my birthday. Shortly after, my mom and I started a website about guinea pigs that connected us with people and their pigs from all over the world! I even received my first logo commissions through the site (at around 11 years old!). Mom still gets the occasional email about guinea pigs to this day! I had this little idea of guinea pigs "popcorning" to some classic 90's hits, I hope it gives you all a laugh! #piggygotback 😂 . . . #sylviadraws #illustration #illustratorsoninstagram #guineapigs #surfacedesign #print #repeatpattern #childrensillustration #kidlitart #art #artist #sketch #sketchbook #womeninillustration #90s #artist #design #designer #childrensbookillustration #punny #doodle #cuteaf #artistsoninstagram #drawing #popcorning #illustrator https://www.instagram.com/p/BwZlgO9FC9g/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lscdm9vdf1nv

#piggygotback #sylviadraws #illustration #illustratorsoninstagram #guineapigs #surfacedesign #print #repeatpattern #childrensillustration #kidlitart #art #artist #sketch #sketchbook #womeninillustration #90s #design #designer #childrensbookillustration #punny #doodle #cuteaf #artistsoninstagram #drawing #popcorning #illustrator

[theblackbirdsgemimagines]

Oh HuNny. OH HUUUUNNNNNY! That merman headcanon. Fuck. Fuch me up. Is your name Ariel because I think we mermaid for each other. 🐚🐙🐋🐳🐬🐟🐠☀. Like Damn. I can't even. I nearly passed out in Wal-Mart so how dare you. Actually marry me because that was everything. Pls. Be the Paris Hilton to my Nicole Richie?

I SCREAM I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN SUCH A CLEVER AND APPROPRIATE PUNNY ONE-LINER IN MY LIFE, YOU SEALED OUR ENGAGEMENT THE MOMENT YOU HIT SEND, HONESTLY???? GODDAMM~✨👌🏻Even those emojis like I can’t top this this is art, HELL YEAH I’LL BE YOUR PARIS HILTON, BOO! 💋

You’re welcome for killing you tho, WINK~ >; )If it’s any consolation, it killed me too lol rip all of us killed by merman Sebby, he’s too good tbh 👍🏻🖤✨🖤

#cute asks #answered #I FELT BLESSED WHEN I GOT THIS TBH #A GOOD MESSAGED 10/10 #100/100

[omnishamblesart]

Isn’t she just beautiful? | Punny Hunnies Series | #DeadGirlsRepresent

#illustration #digital art #my art #omnishambles art #girl #girls #feminism #feminist #zombie #zombies #post apocalyptic #apocalypse #apocalyptic #punk #the walking dead #indie #alternative #dead #art #mine #sticker #teen #drawing #blood #horror

[mauitime]

Edwin San Juan Valentines Maui Comedy Show 'Punny With Your Hunny' at Maui Arts and Cultural Center

Edwin San Juan Valentines Maui Comedy Show ‘Punny With Your Hunny’ at Maui Arts and Cultural Center

Check out Edwin San Juan Valentines Maui Comedy Show at Maui Arts and Cultural Center on Friday, February 15th. San Juan is the current resident comedian at the Las Vegas Comedy Club, and he’s here on Maui to stoke your LOL and love vibes. He’ll be joined on stage by Jose Dynamite. $20.00 – $25.00. 7:30pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW; mauiarts.org

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#best comedian in las vegas #Edwin San Juan #Las Vegas Comedy Club #Maui Arts and Cultural Center #maui comedy #Maui Stage #Picks of the Week #Valentines Maui Comedy Show

[pabuthefirecat]

Monday

POV: Boss wants the TPS stat!

🐈‍⬛ My Treats Payment Snackies meow!!

#hunter #cute #neko #kitty #black cat #punny hunny #cat pun #world's best boss #office space

[lilfashiongurl]

We are born to be real not perfect....

.hunny bunny. - Brings to the Shop Hop round the Punny Animals Set comes in all sizes for TD B & K and also BeBe, with color hud with six options 99L (Item is a fatpack), great for any playdate. At her store she is having this cute Foxy Nails applier for TD B & K also for BeBe you may select one color in all the nails or go crazy nails, available at  .hunny bunny.  for 125ls

[pabuthefirecat]

The CEO

What does a Cuddly Ears Overlord do?

provide super vision

drive purrrformance

lead treat-y negotiations

make litter-ary outputs

butt in to dull meetings

do something outside the box

be a pawsitive role model

Basically,

motivate everyone to work hard for you.

Wow!

Give him a raise?

#hunter #black cat #cat life #cute #cat #neko #kitty #cat puns #punny hunny #ceo cat #ceo #funny hunny

[pabuthefirecat]

Family Day 🇨🇦

🐈‍⬛ these treats are puzzling! ?🤔?

#hunter #pabu #cute #cat #neko #kitty #black cat #tabby #orange cat #ginger cat #orange #ginger #punny hunny

[pabuthefirecat]

Baby Sitting

#hunter #pabu #bffs #video #lol #cute #cat #kitty #black cat #orange cat #neko #tabby #ginger cat #orange #ginger #punny hunny #cat pun #cats with jobs

[pabuthefirecat]

Hunter the Celeb Kitty

📸 why all the paw-purr-azzi? 📸

#hunter #black cat #cute #cat #neko #kitty #punny hunny #cat puns