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my-cruel-nightmare · 2 years
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When someone treating someone with an eating disorder says shit like…
“Your BMI is fine”
“What’s your BMI?”
“Your weight isn’t that low”
“Your maintaining your weight so you must be doing something right” (when I informed my psychologist that I had been eating less intentionally)
“Your weight was never that low”
YOU CAN NOT TELL THE SEVERITY OF SOMEONES EATING DISORDER BASED ON THIER WEIGHT!
Also the equation used for BMI was invented when they gave people heroin for coughs…
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livingsober · 2 years
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Just for today.. it is one hour at a time.
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gitzette · 2 months
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hellscape-halogens · 7 months
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there is nothing more joyful than a cokehead who found a random frog on the ground and is now treating it like their baby
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journalsona · 1 year
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my 2023 goals
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catgirl-kaiju · 1 year
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me: hmh getting hungry
adhd: u can't eat rn you're already doing something
autism: there is nothing in the house that u like
anorexia: like u even need any calories
trauma: u've barely done anything today. you don't deserve to eat
little anime girl: burg her
me: burg her...
me:
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little anime girl:
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braindamaged007 · 1 year
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alwaysbewoke · 1 month
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cheshire-teeth · 1 year
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whumperofworlds · 4 months
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*Caretaker goes up to Whumpee*
Whumpee: Master?
Caretaker:
Caretaker: DO I LOOK LIKE--
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whumpberry-cookie · 10 months
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Rescued defiant Whumpee who deoesn't exactly realise they're not in captivity anymore.
(Cw: Captivity aftermath, conditioned whumpee, nonhuman whumpee kinda?)
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(W): "Go on. Do your worst" (C) ".... Whumpee, look at it closely. It's a tiny bandage. With a kitten pattern on it. At this point I don't know what else to use to be even less threatening"
(C:) "You should at least try to eat. If you don't like this type of food, you can-" (W:) "What? Starve? Or let you push it down my throat? No matter how creative can you be, you won't impress me" (C:) "I meant tell me your preferences. I'm still learning to cook, you know"
(C:) "Do you want a hug?" (W:) "Do I have a choice to NOT be anywhere near you?" (C:) "Dude, you could just say no :'c "
(C:) *comically tearing up* "At this point I don't think you even like me a tiny bit!!" (W:) "S-stop that. What are you doing?" (C:) "What do you think?! I'm crying, cause you refuse to be friends with me! And I tried so hard!" (W:) "....s-stop that watery thing. I don't like it. It's concerning"
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my-cruel-nightmare · 1 year
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When I remember how I was told I should weigh myself once a week to “keep my recovery on track”
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livingsober · 2 years
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02bunnygirl · 1 year
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when you accidentally waste calories on the wrong meal
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Current status
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