#source: @incorrectmerlinquotes

[overheard-at-star-command]

Booster: You deserve some sort of award for putting up with me, Buzz. Buzz: You're my award, ranger. XR: You deserve some sort of award for putting up with me, Mira. Mira: Yeah, I do. You're a real idiot sometimes.

#blosc incorrect quotes #team lightyear #starcommand!buzz #mira nova #xr #buzz lightyear of star command #source: @incorrectmerlinquotes

[originaljediinjeans]

XL: Am I supposed to feel intimidated right now? Because I kind of don't.

XR: Why not?

XL: Well, for starters, you're...what, two years old?

XR: No, I'm two and a half!

#source: @incorrectmerlinquotes #XR #XL #blosc incorrect quotes

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Gwaine: Eating is, without a doubt, my favourite of the survival-based activities.

Gwaine: Like, I'll breathe, but I don't enjoy it.

#merlin #bbc merlin #sir gwaine #((source: unknown)) #incorrect quote #incorrectmerlinquotes

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: Hey, just curious, totally hypothetical question here - if we got married, would I get diplomatic immunity?

Mobei-Jun: What did you do.

Shang Qinghua:

Shang Qinghua: On a completely unrelated note, will you marry me?

Mobei-Jun: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

#source: incorrectmerlinquotes #incorrect scum villian #incorrect quotes #scum villain #svsss #shang qinghua #airplane bro #mobei jun #moshang #Mobei-jun says yes anyway

[incorrectteenwolfcaptionsold]

Theo: I want to go apple picking! Pumpkin picking! Drink hot cider! Read spooky stories! Murder someone!

Liam: ...

Tho: You know. Autumn shit.

#teen wolf #thiam #theo raeken #cody christian #liam dunbar #dylan sprayberry #source: incorrectmerlinquotes

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Virgil: Hey, just curious, totally hypothetical question here — if we got married, would I get diplomatic immunity?

Roman: What did you do?

Virgil:

Virgil: On a completely unrelated note, will you marry me?

Roman: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

#source: incorrectmerlinquotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides #sanders sides #roman sanders #virgil sanders #prinxiety

[incorrectringsofpower]

Elrond, trying to apologize: ..__ /… ___ ._. ._. _.__

Durin: What was THAT?

Elrond: Remorse code

Durin:

Elrond:

Durin: I'm even angrier with you now.

#trop #trop crack #the rings of power #elrond #durin iv #incorrect quotes #incorrectringsofpower #source: incorrectmerlinquotes

[incorrect-uncharted]

Nate: I know it sounds like I am drunk.

Nate: But I am not.

Nate: I just have a severe concussion.

#nathan drake #uncharted #incorrect uncharted #source: incorrectmerlinquotes

[buford-aka-leos-favorite-table]

Welcome back to conspiracy theories with Percy and  Leo! ft. Percy's girlfriend Annabeth

Percy: When will Ted himself.... finally show up to the talk?

Leo: The final boss

Annabeth:

Annabeth: You guys do know that TEDTalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?

Leo: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer.

#source: @incorrectmerlinquotes #ted talks #ted conspiracy theories #annabeth cahse #dam after writing that tag i realized I don't do much annabeth #percy jackson #percy jackson text post #pjo #pjo text post #text post #hoo #heroes of olympus #heroes of olympus text post #hoo text post #leo valdez #Percy and Leo act like they're on crack

[fandomfoundmyart]

merlin: There is no future. there is no past. don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

arthur:

morgana:

gwen:

Everyone else at merlin’s surprise birthday party:

arthur: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

(x)

#bbc merlin #merlin #incorrectmerlinquotes #merthur incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #arthur pendragon #merlin incorrect quotes #((source: linked above)) #userfandomfoundmyart

[overheard-at-star-command]

"I know it sounds like I am drunk, but I am not...I just have a severe concussion."

~Buzz

#source: @incorrectmerlinquotes #starcommand!buzz #blosc incorrect quotes

[fandomfoundmyart-main]

Merlin: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Arthur's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

#bbc merlin #merlin #merlin incorrect quotes #incorrectmerlinquotes #incorrect quotes #arthur pendragon #((source: unknown))

[incorrectmerlinquotes]

Gwen: Why did you two dress as each other for Halloween?

Merlin: Morgana is the scariest thing I could think of.

Morgana: Arthur told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

#merlin #bbc merlin #guinevere #merlin emrys #morgana pendragon #((source: unknown)) #incorrect quote #incorrectmerlinquotes

[incorrect-supers]

X-Men: First Punch?

Charles Xavier: Would you punch Alex for 10 bucks?

Erik Lensherr: No!

Raven Darkholme: Absolutely not!

Sean Cassidy: Alright, yeah, sure, why not

Hank McCoy: I will pay you 10 dollars to let me punch Alex.

#source: incorrectmerlinquotes #xmen #xmen first class #alex summers #charles xavier #erik lensherr #raven darkholme #sean cassidy #hank mccoy

[incorrect-web-novels]

Cang Ji: I feel like causing mischief and mayhem.

[Ten minutes later]

Cang Ji: Nevermind, my blood sugar was low.

(Source)

#source: tumblr #sourcer: incorrectmerlinquotes #cang ji #cj #nan chan #incorrect quotes #incorrect nan chan quotes #cause he eats people? #I may or may not have finished Nan Chan in 3-4 days

[incorrectstevebucky]

Bucky: I can't believe all these people dressed in black. All-black was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be "cool". They're all posers.

Steve: Bucky, I cannot stress this enough. We are at a funeral.

#stucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #marvel #mcu #avengers #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quote #incorrect marvel #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect stucky quotes #incorrect stevebucky quotes #incorrect stucky #Chris Evans #Sebastian Stan #source: incorrectmerlinquotes