#source: Bob's Burgers

[the2fort9]

Spy: "You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the deck." Soldier: "I did! I named him Lt. Bites. He likes Coco Puffs."

#incorrect quotes #incorrect tf2 quotes #incorrect team fortress 2 quotes #team fortress 2 #tf2 #spy #tf2 spy #soldier #tf2 soldier #lt. bites #source: bob's burgers

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: We saved our best idea for last.

Shiho: If it's our best idea, why did we leave it for last?

Kaito: Because we didn't know it was our best idea until our other ideas turned out to be terrible.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the deck.

Damian: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes Coco Puffs.

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[lucky-bishova-42]

*Natasha walking into the bathroom*

Natasha: Can I get in here I need to—OH MY GOD!?

*Kate is dressed in a Black Widow suit with her hair dyed red, Yelena is wiping her red stained hands on a towel*

Kate, pointing at Natasha, excitedly: It’s like looking in a mirror!!

Natasha: No it isn’t Kate.

Kate: Who’s Kate?

Yelena, chuckling: I already can’t tell who’s who!

Natasha: Take that stuff off.

Kate: Wands! Get in here and settle this!

Natasha: Don’t call your mother ‘Wands.’

Wanda: What? Oh haha hey! Travel size Nat! Aw!

Natasha: Wanda, you’re encouraging this!

*Clint comes in*

Clint: I need the bathroom—woah this is confusing.

Natasha: NO IT’S NOT!

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[vivianthepigeon]

Poppy: “I made this friendship bracelet for you!”

Branch: “ah, you know, I’m not really a jewelry person.”

Poppy: “You don’t have to wear it-“

Branch: “No I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.”

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[vaggieluvr]

vaggie: you were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the desk

charlie: i did! i named him lord moseby. he likes coco puffs

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Scott: Water balloon fight!

Yelena: What?

Sam: It's how we usually settle issues in the Avengers.

Bucky: Well, that and freestyle rap battles.

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[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Fred: You've come to the right people.

Ron: Uh, we didn't come to you at all.

Ginny: Yeah, you just walked in here without knocking...

George: There wasn't time for you guys to figure out you needed us. Fortunately, the walls are thin.

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[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Farkas, to the new blood: You don't wanna mess with my brother. He'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.

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[in-correct-trolls]

poppy: hey, branch. i got you this hug time bracelet.

branch: y’know, poppy, i’m not really a hug time kind of guy.

poppy: it’s okay! you don’t have to wear it right now. i’ll just hold-

branch, snatching it away from her: no! i’ll wear it forever. fuck off

#incorrect trolls #incorrect quotes #trolls #trolls band together #trollstopia #trolls the beat goes on #trolls world tour #branch #poppy #source: bob's burgers

[oceanview15]

Iroh: Are you still using the Water Tribe girl’s necklace to track down the Avatar? How do you know that she’s even still traveling with him?

Zuko: All I know about the waterbending girl is that she comes and goes as she pleases, she answers to no one, and she is truly free.

Lieutenant Jee, tired of hearing this again: Okay, calm down. She’s a free spirit, we get it.

#zutara #zuko x katara #uncle iroh #lieutenant jee #incorrect quotes #source: bob's burgers

[kanthony]

tia: they make a cute couple huh?

*eddie and marisol laughing*

buck: they certainly are standing next to each other.

#buddie #911 #incorrect buddie quotes #incorrect 911 quotes #source: bob's burgers

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: I didn’t think you were gonna adopt another kid!

Bruce: You should always think I’m gonna adopt another kid.

#source: bob's burgers #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[lucky-bishova-42]

Kate: I just realized… I had a bad childhood.

Natasha, sipping her coffee: Yeah, I know.

Kate: What do you mean you know?

Natasha: Look at you.

Kate: What do you mean, look at me?

Natasha: Look at how you stand.

Kate:

Natasha: People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.

#mama nat #mama spider #nat is kate's mom #kate bishop #natasha romanoff #incorrect quote mcu #malen’kiy yastreb #source: bob's burgers

[owchie-wowchie]

Ted walking into the bathroom: I just need- Oh god 10 year old Pete wearing a stick on mustache: It's like looking into a mirror Ted: Pete. Pete: Who's Pete? Ruth who helped him stick it on: I can't even tell who's who Mrs. Spankoffski walking in: Ted, what's- Aw, tiny Ted Ted: Don't encourage him, Mom Richie who was in the other room: Hey, I... Oh, this is really confusing Ted: No, it's not! Pete, doing an impression of Ted: I hate all of you, you're all terrible Ted: I don't say that Ruth: Well, that's pretty much all you say

#hatchetfield #incorrect quote #ted spankoffski #pete spankoffski #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #source: bob's burgers

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

*Roy’s phone rings*

Roy: Oh, hold on. Hello?

Phoebe: Are you and Jamie gonna come up and say good night or are we just going to do it over the phone, like animals?

Roy: Good night, Pheebs.

Phoebe: Good night, Uncle Roy. Now put Jamie on, please. He deserves to be good night-ed.

Roy: Phoebe wants to say good night.

Jamie: Oh! Good night, Phoebe.

Phoebe: Good night, Jamie. *whispering* Can you bring up some chips?

Roy: Is she asking you to bring her chips?

Jamie: No... *whispering* He's onto us, I gotta go.

Roy: Go to bed, Pheebs.

Phoebe: I'm in bed, I'm just hungry!

#ted lasso incorrect quotes #source: bob's burgers #ted lasso apple tv #ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #phoebe ted lasso #phoebe o'sullivan #royjamie #roy kent x jamie tartt #brett goldstein #phil dunster #elodie blomfield