Shen Qingqiu, thinking about how he never erased his internet history: And repreeeeesssss, this is healthyyyyy.
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All for One: How dare you mock me in such a manner!
Deku: Well, then how would you like me to mock you? I take requests!
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Bakugou: [smashing things up as he fights some villains]
Ojiro: Is he gonna be alright?
Deku: Ah, just let him work it out of his system. He'll tire himself out eventually.
Ojiro: If you say so.
Ojiro: On a related note, are you at all concerned by the delight Eri seems to be taking in all this?
Eri, excitedly: Go for the eyes, Kacchan! That's their weak point!
Bakugou: THANK YOU, SWEETIE!
Deku: Not really. Why?
[Sounds of explosions in the background]
Eri: [giggles]
Ojiro: No- No reason. You seem like a great family.
Deku: Aww, thank you.
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Shiozaki: Hey, God? It's me, Vine. If only one of us makes it out of here alive, please, let it be me.
Shishida: Hey, God? It's Vine’s friend, Gevaudan. Fuck Vine.
Source: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
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What were your plans exactly? (alternate version)
An alternate version I made because this motive was also funny.
Whiting out and rewriting the word balloons was a bit tedious but worth it.
Enjoy!
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Random cat: Meow.
Dabi: Whoa. For real, I never would have thought of that.
Shigaraki: Okay, can he actually speak cat or is he just messing with us?
Spinner: Knowing him, it may very well be both.
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Deku: There's a pretty big difference [between fighting the system and killing civilians]
Dabi: What, like the difference between my height and yours?
Deku: Nah, more like the difference between my winning streak and your loss record.
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Shigaraki (when asked about his emotional well being): Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
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Hawks: If you're about to do what I think you're about to [pulls out feather blade and points it at him] then I'm going to stop you.
Twice: So you're gonna kill me, huh? Well the only person who kills me is me! [pulls out gun and aims it at his temple] Good luck trying to kill me WHEN I'M ALREADY DEAD!
Hawks: ...You are a whole new level of stupid.
Twice: Ah, but who is stupider? The person trying to kill himself? Or the person trying to kill the person trying to kill himself!
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Uraraka: Oh. My. Money.
Sero: Don’t you mean God?
Uraraka: You worship your thing, I’ll worship mine.
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Crowley: Oh come on, There's no "I" in "team!"
Yuu: Yeah, but there's an "I" in "I DID ALL THE WORK!"
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Deku @ Shigiraki about Bakugou: I think if you touch a single hair on his head, I'm going to be wearing your guts like my mom's pashmina.
Shigirak: Eh?
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Bakugou: Soy Sauce? The hell are you doing here?
Jiro: I'm sorry Bakugou, I tried to stop him but when I tried negotiating with him, he merely responded with, and I quote- "Fuck the police". He then proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here.
Sero: *mantically laughing*
Bakugou: Walking through that hallway is going to give me such a headache now
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Bakugo: The power of love is BULLSHIT! The power of swords and violence; that's where the money is!
Source: SAO Abridged Parody
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Bakugou, about Todoroki: Why is he so popular?
Kirishima: Tragic backstory, no training required.
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