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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Y/N: I think I worked out a plan.
Yelena: All right, count me out.
Y/N: You haven't even heard it yet.
Yelena: See how I've learned?
Y/N: 
Yelena: 
Yelena, unable to say no to chaos: Alright, what is it?
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Malcolm: [Drunk] Gil! Gil! Don't leave me alone with the leprechaun! I think he and the monkey are planning something!
Gil: [To Dani] I've never seen him like this.
Dani: I have. But there's a bit of cocaine involved.
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incorrect-losers · 10 months
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Mike: Fear is natural. It's what makes us human. It's what separates us from the animals
Bill: That, and opposable thumbs. And pants
Richie: Rollerblading
Bill: Any kind of bipedal locomotion
Ben: We can make fire. Animals can't make fire
Richie: Well, if you don't count dragons
Bill: Actually, there's a lot that separates us from animals
Bev: You had me at pants
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Lamb: Get the F out my cult!
Follower: [Running away carrying a giant letter F]
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[Season 1, Episode 2]
Durin, walking outside: Get the F out of my yard!
Elrond: [Running away with a giant letter F]
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Hogan: Hilda, it’s okay. Fear is natural. It’s what makes us human. It’s what separates us from the animals.
Newkirk: That, and opposable thumbs. And pants.
Carter: Toboganning.
Kinch: Any kind of bipedal locomotion.
LeBeau: We can make fire. Animals can’t make fire.
Carter: Well, if you don’t count dragons.
Hogan: Actually, there’s a lot that separates us from animals.
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incorrect-hololive · 2 years
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Omegaɑ: Hello, people in the Internet. Welcome to my musings: Omegaɑ Talkin'. Yes, you read right. I spell 'talking' with no 'g'. That is to show I have attitude.
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incorrect-uncharted · 2 years
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Rafe: I don't really have any fears. Nate: What about bees? Rafe: I don't have any bees either.
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spiltinksky · 2 years
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Minghao: I don't really have any fears.
Mingyu: What about frogs?
Minghao: I don't have any frogs either.
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Connie: Maybe people get a little put off by your vocabulary.
Eugene: You mean intimidated by my vocabulary?
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Conan: I have a plan.
Haibara: Alright, count me out.
Conan: You haven't even heard it yet.
Haibara: See how I've learned?
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incorrect-archons · 2 years
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Zhongli, walking outside: Get the F out my yard!
Venti: [Running away with a giant letter F]
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JT: Hey, has anyone seen Bright? [Gestures hand four feet off the ground] About this tall? Sarcastic?
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Clint: I think I worked out a plan.
Natasha: All right, count me out.
Clint: You haven't even heard it yet.
Natasha: See how I've learned?
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incorrectateam · 1 year
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Hannibal: Amy, it’s okay. Fear is natural. It’s what makes us human. It’s what separates us from the animals.
Face: That, and opposable thumbs. And pants.
Murdock: Toboganning.
B.A.: Any kind of bipedal locomotion.
Face: We can make fire. Animals can’t make fire.
Murdock: Well, if you don’t count dragons.
Hannibal: Actually, there’s a lot that separates us from animals.
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incorrect-heroes · 2 years
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Noah: I think I worked out a plan.
Claire: All right, count me out.
Noah: You haven't even heard it yet.
Claire: See how I’ve learned?
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