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casparscunttt16 · 2 years
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Thor | Avengers | Head Canons
* He’s really flirty, he knows just what to say to make you feel good
* He’s wrapped around your finger and would literally kill for you.
* He’s head over heels in love with you
* He puts you over everything but he feels bad after having to leave you to go to a mission
* He plans super sweet, romantic and thoughtful dates
* He can persuade you into doing about anything although you don’t need much persuasion because you’d more than likely do it willingly
* He can either be really gentle during sex or rough depending on what you’re into
* He’s willingly to try everything even if he doesn’t think he’d like it
* He usually does all the cooking
* He only has eyes for you
* His love languages are words of affirmation and physical touch
* Being friends with loki kind of
*You and Natasha being really close
* Tony teasing Thor about you
*The avengers liking you
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therapardalis · 5 months
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[Random Thing from @the-mjolnir-owner <3]
Late Yule gift: "Merry Yule, my friend! I hope this mysterious and possibly dangerous artifact will keep you busy for weeks to come." ------------
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" ... Mysterious?" Thera looked up from the (coincidentally) 12-inch long gold box, inside which was a statuette of Osiris, with the god's most famous and storied piece of anatomy pointing at her from the tissue-paper bed.
"Are you suggesting I've never seen a dick before?" She paused, frowned a little, and gently nudged 'Osiris' to one side.
"Oh look ... he charges through USB ..."
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rejectory · 7 months
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@mobiues: "i need your help. to- to bring your brother back."
To speak of a need for Loki. Who has one more profound than Thor?
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’ My brother—- ‘
whose likeness is mocked up in multitudes all around, images still and moving, youth to grown, Æsirlike in all of them but for being half Laufey’s size in some. His crimes are on display. His favoured furs. He in stone, shoulder to shoulder with a carving of Thor himself.
None of these museal depictions come from Thor’s memory, only others’. What is his remains so.
Loki looms above them, pompous and horned in his mural.
’ —-is long dead, nomad. ‘
They are his only guests.
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bendableparts · 1 year
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thor odinson  , ( sexting ) my muse sends your muse a dirty text / picture.
♡  ˙  *  ✧  the meeting is almost over. barbie’s next fashion line was close to being released, and though she was more than happy about that, the sunny afternoon outside seemed to be taunting her. she wanted to leave. she wanted to enjoy the day. and, more than that, she wanted to get back to the very intriguing man staying at her home. chin rests in her palm, elbow on the table, watching the front of the room respectfully as her c.o.o. continued to speak about their next steps. when the phone vibrates in her lap, barbie glances around to make sure no one else noticed before she glances down at it. two new texts from thor. without bringing much attention to herself, barbie unlocks the screen, blindly opening the messages, before freezing in her seat. she’s staring at a text that says i hope to see you soon, and below, a picture of... him. all of him. shoulders to thighs, completely naked. blue eyes dart up again, but no one is watching her, their attention on the presentation. she hopes her cheeks aren’t too pink as she replies quietly below the table.
( sms ; thor. )   did you forget i was in a meeting? ( sms ; thor. )   or did you do it on purpose so i had to compose myself in front of all my colleagues?
either way, barbie found herself adjusting her legs, squeezing her thighs together beneath her skirt to add a bit of pressure to the wetness that had just started there.
( sms ; thor. )   i’m almost done, and then you can finish what you started. ( sms ; thor. )   💞💖💓     @verbalissm.
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pulpsandcomics2 · 2 years
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Marie Severin cover for Thor #175
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entrepy · 2 years
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@knowseverythingaboutyou​​   :   starter call.
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      🔨      ‘ I had my reservations --- bringing my people to Midgard. I have seen the best of humankind, hoped that as seekers of refuge we would be welcomed . . . but there still lingers those who are selfish and elite, in every realm. ’ There are some traits that he has seen that are innately human --- the latter are traits that he has seen prevalent far across the universe, in his own heart, once, and in his home. ‘ King Valkyrie,’ and he beams at the title, ‘ has truly made New Asgard into a valuable and profitable city, contributing bountifully to Midgard’s commerce. Have you had the chance to visit, Maria ? ’
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thoradvice · 4 months
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i cannot emphasise enough how much you need to create something. anything. it doesn't matter if you suck. you don't need to monetise it, or make it your career. you can restart an old hobby; you can start from scratch. it doesn't matter. you just need to hold something and be able to say "i did that". baking, drawing, painting, writing, coding, crafts, whatever. make something ! you cannot have all your hobbies be a form of consumption. it's fun, it's great in its own right. but the single best action to make yourself feel better, to calm your mind, to gain self esteem, is to Create
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finalatomicbuster · 2 months
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Billy Herrington in Playing with Fire 2 (2000)
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stevenrogered · 7 months
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THOR (2011) / LOKI 2x06 (2023)
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silhouette-cosplay · 1 month
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I brought this unused Loki concept to life!!
I’d been eyeing this stunning design by @aleksibriclot for years, and a little while ago (after two years of working on it) I finally finished it! It has all the dark norse fantasy vibes that I wanted Ragnarok to be, and I figured hey, I can make it myself!
I had to up a lot of my leatherworking skills for this one, and I dove into a lot of new skills as well to try to make all the pieces a cohesive whole. It uses lambskin leather, suede cowhide, and veg tan, as well as an entire sheepskin for the cape!
This whole costume has truly been a labour of Loki love and I’m so glad I was able to share all the madness (process) and the finished look!
wip tag | more of this costume
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ayo-edebiri · 7 months
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#and yet, he became the tree of life
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lousysharkbutt · 2 months
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look at this overgrown wireless charger
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marveldaily · 7 months
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Children of Odin.
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imposterogers · 2 years
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I have been desperately waiting for christain “unhinged method actor who is all about the process” bale to spill the tea about his experience on marvel set, and that day has come
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arcusxx · 2 months
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reyesmarconi · 11 months
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* LOCATION SERIES: THOR’S RESIDENCES.
as the god of clouds, thor is scarcely at home and instead, he’s always out and about either seeking adventure or on call for his skillset by gods and worshippers alike. this being said, he has a number of established homes both in asgard and in midgard that he frequents and could be found at whenever necessary.
ASGARD.
in the lore, thor is ascribed three dwellings – þrúðheimr / thrudheim, or the world of might and strength, which is mentioned as his realm or kingdom (grímnismál, 4), bilskirnir, or lightning-crack, which is specified to be the name of his hall or mansion (also mentioned in grímnismál), and Þrúðvangr / thrudvang, or power-field, which could be interpreted as a different name for thrudheim, yet i chose to view as just a different location within the realm (pictured above).  
as always with norse myth, not much is mentioned about any of these places. thus i choose to take some creative freedoms with their descriptions and specifications. however, according to the norse myths by heilan yvette grimes, thor was born actually in midgard/verland (the land of men) with his mother jord (noteworthy for being the personification of the earth, and a jotunn). he was quick to grow and soon jord realized she could not manage him. at just a few months old he was able to lift and kick off the ten loads of bearskin piled on his cradle to keep him warm, a worthy feat for a grown man and inimaginable for an infant. all around, he apparently got on her nerves a lot (according to etter robert james, he was all around a handful, throwing massive and destructive fits, pulling at his parents hair and ears and being a little shit all the time, basically), so she sent him to the giants vingnir and hlora to be raised as their foster son in jotunheim, the reason why sometimes thor is referred to as vingthor and hlorridi.
one small detour: in the endnotes to his translation of the völsungasaga, jesse l. byock explains: “fosterage was a norse custom of having a child raised in another household in order to extend kinship bonds or to form political alliances”. since we have to assume that the giant-asgardian conflict was still alive and well while thor was growing up, it’s good to keep this in mind for later reference – maybe not for this post, but in general.
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thrudheim.
upon his return to asgard, and after killing a rock giant that threatened the aesir, thor was rewarded with some lands upon which he built a estate, and that estate was called thrudheim. in stanza 4 of grímnismál it is described as “a land [that] is holy, which i see situated near the aesir and elves”. not much else is stated about the kingdom. some believe that in the afterlife worshippers of thor may end up in it, but unlike what you may think, not many of these worshippers are warriors. those tend to go to valhalla (the hall of odin) or folkvang (the hall of freya). instead, thor’s hall tends to receive the common folk, peasants, farmers and workers of the land, and only a certain type of those who die in battle (primarily the “thralls”, as in the servants and slaves, as opposed to the noble warriors, who will go to odin’s hall). this much is mentioned in hárbarðsljóð, where odin (disguised as a ferryman) openly mocks thor with this fact during a verbal spat.
so, knowing the population it will have, we can guess that the kingdom counts with many of the amenities of a large, tightly packed farming city. i’d also envision it surrounded by farms and crop fields, specially wheat fields considering that sif, thor’s wife and an earth goddess, would be living with him. it’s these fields what i would call thrudvang and what would give thrudheim the appearance of being washed in gold – on top of, of course, the gleaming strikes of lightning that would be frequently seen in the cloudy skies. it’s likely the kingdom plays a big role in asgard as a hub for agriculture and livestock farming – i.e much of the food (and some of the mead) the gods eat and drink comes from thrudheim. the harvests would be always bountiful and perfect, thanks to the kind weather and generous soil endowed to the realm by thor and sif respectively.  there would be crops and flora of all kinds, as it’s a very lush place, but it must be mentioned particularly the presence of oak forests due to their significance in thor’s worship, as well as other plants and produce: the ash, the hazel, the birch, the rowan (also due to sif), the thistle, garlic, onion, houseleek, leek, vervain, burdock, hawthorn, the blackthorn, bramble, holly, nettle, and the rose, all of which have special properties and meaning in the cult of thor. (may be topic for a different post)
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bilskirnir.
the massive hall was built for thor also around the same time as thrudheim was established as his estate. grimnismál, stanza 24, has odin reveal the following vision as he catalogs the dwellings of the gods: “five hundred rooms and forty / there are, i think, under the arches of bilskírnir / of those halls which i know to be roofed / my son’s is the biggest.” in gylfaginning, when he introduces thor, snorri has hár say that thor has a kingdom and a hall called bilskírnir with 540 rooms, which is the greatest of buildings, equal only to the one in valhalla. in skáldskaparmál snorri says that “owner of Bilskírnir” is a valid thor kenning, and in fact “prince of bilskirnir” is attested in the skaldic corpus. the meaning of the name is unclear, but it seems to be either “suddenly illuminated (by lightning)” or “everlasting.” according to heilan yvette grimes, in bilskirnir, thor’s fallen worshippers “guaffed mead and banqueted on enormous meals, and practiced their warrior skills in preparation for the last fateful battle.” in regards to appearance grimes also noted that the outside of bilskirnir was studded with shields and glowed red in contrast with the inside which was a gleaming purple.
it’s a gigantic “mansion”, but more than that, it’s tall enough to reach the skies, as apparently thor frequently shoots lightnings from the top floor. it’s also here specifically where he’s said to live with his wife and children.
MIDGARD.
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palafito in ologá, venezuela.
ologá, in contrast to the realm of thrudheim, is a tiny settlement where less than 50 families reside in stilt houses, or palafitos, which are houses raised on piles over the surface of the soil or bodies of water. it’s located south of maracaibo, 1m over the water level, and it’s a community of fishermen. it’s sustained mainly by said fishing but also by tourism, as it’s from its palafitos that the world-famous catatumbo lightning can be comfortably seen and photographed. (you can click in their names for some nice galleries featuring catatumbo and ologá)
thor feels a natural connection to the place, given its peculiar atmospheric conditions which make it so predisposed to thunderstorm activity and lightning (which occurs during 140 to 160 nights a year, 10 hours per day and up to 280 times per hour). he has a natural pull to it, drawing special strength from the perpetual storm, which sent him to the small town sometime around the mid 50s and made him build his own stilt house there, keeping in mind his size and height, something that quickly made him the object of curiosity from the locals. he made his most used human persona, dario belmonte, be born here, and he became a very active figure in the town as a fisherman, builder, and healer and all around friend to everybody. it got to the point that eventually he pretty much confessed (more or less) his status as a god to the entire town, as there was no other way to explain his lack of aging and magical abilities. to this day, they continue to keep his secret, and he visits them sporadically every few years to make sure they’re doing well.
his palafito is not more lavish than any of the other houses in the settlement and it’s made from the same materials. it’s a two room house and anyone else is free to use it whenever he isn’t here – he usually leaves it to his neighbors so they can rent it to tourists.  
in his post-ragnarok verse thor, who was meant to die after his battle with the midgard serpent, ends up coming back to “life” in the depths of the maracaibo lake during one of the loudest thunderstorms the townsfolk had ever witnessed. he’s found floating unconscious by a couple fishermen in the morning and taken to the house of one of the older citizens, who recognizes him. he’s nursed back to health and it’s from this point onwards that thor begins his arc exploring what is left of midgard.
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farm in sweet grass county, montana.
located in the outskirts of big timber, montana, thor counts with a 4 bedroom farmhouse with a barn and 4 horse stalls + heated tack shed. next to the house sits a metal shop with concrete floor and overhead door with electricity throughout. the barn and the arena are surrounded by corrals. 40 acres surrounding the house comprise the perimeter, cross fenced as needed. there are 4 wells, one in each of the 120 acre parcels.  
thor established this farm in 1995, and lived in it almost permanently between march of that same year and november of 2007. he didn’t live alone, however; he invited his brother tyr – who was then living in kentucky – to live with him so they could be close to one another. almost simultaneously thor made tyr the part owner of the estate. in the farm they keep up to four horses, a dozen of chickens and six goats (which he keeps for milk), and a variety of crops cycled in and out depending on the season (carrots, beets, potatoes, green peas, sweet peas, broccoli, corn, and more). they also have two dogs, two huskies by the names brynjar and einar that freely roam the property, as well as tyr’s three cats.
after 2007, thor still technically continues to live there, but he travels more frequently.
PHOTO CREDITS. 1 / 2 / 3 / 4.
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