#xplodingunicorn

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: You can't just skip to the happy ending!  Peter: I don't have time for their problems. 

#teen wolf #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #peter hale #ian bohen #source: xplodingunicorn

[godsofhumanity]

Osiris: Why did you have so many kids? Zeus: They make me happ- [loud series of suspicious crashes from upstairs] Zeus: I have no idea.

#hee hee #requested #osiris #zeus #egyptian x greek #guy scouts #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian mythology #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: @XplodingUnicorn (twitter)

[sunfoxfic]

Anya: Why does Mama wear makeup?

Loid: To look pretty

Anya: But she already looks pretty

Loid: Aw, that's sweet

Anya: Papa, you should wear makeup

#fun fact xplodingunicorn follows my mom on twitter #she has a lot of followers mostly from mooching off of funny things i said as a kid #(one time one of her tweets ended up in readers digest and it was straight up my joke) #anyway that is to say credit to xplodingunicorn on twitter for this #spy x family #anya forger #loid forger #sxf

[star-trek-shallot]

[On a First Contact mission]

Kirk: Alright, team, we need to make a good first impression.

Chekov: Why?

Kirk: So the inhabitants think we're normal.

Chekov:

Chekov: So we're lying?

#source: @XplodingUnicorn on twitter #star trek #star trek tos #star trek: tos #star trek memes #star trek incorrect quotes #incorrect star trek quotes #star trek shitposting #captain kirk #james kirk #james t kirk #jim kirk #james tiberius kirk #tos chekov #pavel chekov #ensign chekov

[dragonflavoredcake]

Someone: Why did you decide to have this many hermits? Xisuma: They make me happ— [Loud series of suspicious explosions in the distance] Xisuma: I have no idea.

#incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #xisuma #xisumavoid #source: XplodingUnicorn on Twitter #hermitcraft #hermitblr

[gen-incorrect]

Jodie: I hate math. Migas: It's very important. Jodie: Then why don't they teach it at Hogwarts? Migas: ... Touché.

#Source: XplodingUnicorn #genlock #gen:lock #genincorrect

[incorrectmidc]

Giles: I have three chores for you today.

MC: I can do two.

Giles: This isn’t a negotiation.

MC: I can do one.

#Giles Christophe #Midnight Cinderella #incorrectmidc #s: XplodingUnicorn

[incorrectjag]

Harriet: What are the kids doing?

Bud: Walking each other on leashes.

Harriet: Are you going to stop them?

Bud: They’re not fighting, so no.

#jag #incorrect quotes #incorrect jag #harriet sims #bud roberts jr #(aj roberts) #(jimmy roberts) #(roberts twins) #source: twitter (xplodingunicorn)

[little-hilltop-library]

#@XplodingUnicorn

[kobak]

Another great @xplodingunicorn quote.

[holy-cow-from-the-heavens]

@xplodingunicorn @smolspuff @bangkokboobies @viewtifulcrow @wordsforthesilence @seriousler @love-mrs-misha-reedus @caps-bucky @captainbeardburn @enforc4do1x1-blog @trashic @juefeifeifei @charliesghouls @wintersbuckybarnes @fairyable @twerkingwolves @venenix @tpastesta @ziminiiysnipcr @shygirljess 

OK GOOD

[marvelsocialmedia]

#marvelsocialmedia #marvelmedia #marvel #tony stark #morganstark #morgan stark #source #xplodingunicorn

[godsofhumanity]

Little Anubis: *pretending to have an ice-gun* Zap! You're frozen! Set: I don't have time to play right now. Nephthys: Take out the trash. Set: Can't. I'm frozen.

#dad!set #anubis #set #seth #nephthys #set x nephthys #nephthys x set #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian mythology #mythology #incorrect mythology #s: @XplodingUnicorn (twitteR) #queuetzalcoatl

[incorrectrottmntquotes]

Turtle Tot Leo: Dad?

Splinter: Yeah?

Leo: Could T-Rex Wipe his own butt?

Splinter: No.

Leo: No wonder he’s extinct.

[Source: XplodingUnicorn]

#LMAOOOOOOO #submissions! #Submission: allonsos-evil-lair #allonsos-evil-lair #XplodingUnicorn #incorrect quotes #incorrect tmnt quotes #incorrect rottmnt #incorrect tmnt #incorrect rottmnt quotes #rottmnt #Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #Turtle tots #tots #rottmnt turtle tots #leo #leonardo #rottmnt leonardo #rottmnt leo #splinter #rottmnt splinter #submission

[raphaellewinchester]

xplodingunicorn tweets as tua incorrect quotes

Klaus: Can we ride bikes today?  Allison: If you're good.  Klaus: So that's a "no."  --- Five: Can I go to my friend's house? Pogo: Just play with your siblings. They're right here.  Five: That's the problem.  --- Klaus: What are we doing today? Ben: Things. Klaus: *loud groan* Those are the worst. --- Grace: What do you want for dinner? Klaus: Ice cream. Grace: Try again. Klaus: Lots of ice cream. --- Five: I told the dog to fetch, but he didn't. The handler: You don't do the things I tell you to do. Five: I'm not a dog. --- Diego: I won breakfast! Luther: You can't win breakfast. You just eat it. Diego: Said the loser. --- Diego: *falls off his bike* Patch: Are you okay? Diego: Yeah. My bike likes stunts. --- Pogo: Stop arguing with your sisters. Five: I'm not arguing. Pogo: Then what are you doing? Five: Being right. --- Grace: Make your bed. Klaus: I'm on vacation. Grace: You're off school, not chores. Klaus: I thought summer was safe. --- Klaus: I'm trying so hard. Ben: At what? Klaus: I don't know. --- Klaus: *eats candy upside down on the couch while watching TV* Allison: What are you doing? Klaus: My best. --- Five: *comes in from a bike ride scratched up* Luther: What happened? Five: I ran into something. Luther: What? Five: The ground. --- Allison: Do you hear that? Diego: Hear what? Allison: Ice cream. --- Klaus: Can we go to the park? Ben: We just went to the park. Klaus: It misses me. --- [watching a TV singing competition] Five: I could do that. Diego: Sing? Five: Judge people.   --- Klaus: Is eating candy a talent? Ben: No. Klaus: You didn't see how much I practised. --- Diego: *jumps on Luther’s back* Luther: Piggyback ride? Diego: I'm taking you down. --- Luther and Diego: *fight* Allison: Both of you, go to opposite sides of the room. Luther and Diego: *fight from a distance* --- Klaus: What if I'm a spider? Ben: You only have two arms and two legs. Klaus: What if I'm half of a spider? --- Five: Who made this mess? Luther: Not me. Diego: Not me. Allison: Not me. Klaus: A horse. I saw it. --- Klaus: When are we having ice cream? Allison: We're not. Klaus: One of us is wrong. --- Klaus: How fast are dinosaurs? Ben: Very fast. Klaus: Faster than an ice cream truck? --- Klaus: I can't find my shoes. Ben: Where did you last see them? Klaus: On my feet. --- Klaus: I've been good all day. Luther: It's still morning. Klaus: Close enough.    

#incorrect quotes #incorrect tua quotes #xplodingunicorn #tua luther #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #tua klaus #number five #ben hargreeves #pogo hargreeves #grace hargreeves #the handler #the umbrella academy #number one #number two #number three #number four #number six

[rusamesworld]

Ivan: [hoarsely] I'm losing my voice.

Alfred: I guess that means you can't yell at me anymore.

Ivan: .....

Alfred: You're scarier when you're quiet.

#hetalia #rusame #funny #alfred jones #america #aphrussia #twitter #xplodingunicorn