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Was listening to a jmart moments compilation while reading papers for research and got absolutely whiplashed by the ending to MAG200 being immediately followed by Epiphany with no transition or delay.

#tma #the magnus archives #tma jmart #fucking comedy gold

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You did an amazing job! I can’t recommend working with you enough 😊

Finished piece for @absolutelyabby23 :) Great pleasure to work with and you guys are just so cute! I hope I did you justice!!!

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Is anyone going to Dan’s show in Indianapolis?

#dan and phil #dan howell #dan howell tour

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great names for triplets

waluigi

wal2igi

waluig3

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Question for those who identify as non-binary, gender-queer, or agender: what type of clothes do you wear or what is your ideal outfit to express your gender identity? I’m doing research for my WGS class and would really appreciate it. Please include your pronouns with any pictures included. Thanks!

#nonbinary #agender #genderqueer #lgbtq #lgbtqplus

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july 24th – one year of folklore

folklore: the video game mockup

to celebrate the first year of folklore we are offering this exclusive retro-themed video game based on the best selling album from taylor swift. go through the tale of folklore and follow the invisible string with our protagonist, taylor, and meet friends – or foes – along the way. with characters such as betty, inez, james, august and some guests from the sister album, evermore, you'll have the most magical journey helping taylor find the end of the string. but be quick! we're only selling whilst stocks last and then it'll be gone forever, so make sure to get your hands on this limited physical copy if you want to experience the full journey of folklore.

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Rationality and Philosophy (Analogical Oneshot)

Summary: (Hurt/Comfort) Logan always has the answers. He always knows how to comfort Virgil. Virgil starts to doubt how much good he can do for the relationship. When Logan starts having doubts about his own life, Virgil must find his own way to help.

Word Count: 1,094

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of self-doubt, anxiety surrounding driving, and spiraling thoughts. Let me know if I missed anything!

Author’s note: Oh my goodness I’m actually writing a Sanders Sides fic again! It’s been a while. College got really busy and I couldn’t find a lot of time to write. Thanks to some encouragement from the “Logan'' in my life, I was able to find the motivation to write again. As always, likes and comments are appreciated! Also, feel free to drop some prompt ideas in my ask box. I mainly write Analogical, Prinxiety, and Logicality. I hope to create more content soon. I especially want to create a DnD oneshot to go with my college AU soon!

Curiosity in college is not an uncommon occurrence. Students are constantly curious about their course of study, where the best place is to eat, when the next test is, and even about how other students manage and engage in relationships. This was the case with Virgil Evans and his boyfriend, Logan Sanders. People often asked Virgil how the two met and how they were pulling off such a successful college romance amongst the many hookups and breakups surrounding them. Virgil thought about this often and was able to come up with his own explanation.

Virgil, accompanied by his stormy personality, was like a hurricane. His anxiety and generally pessimistic attitude could be considered unpredictable and detrimental at times. His overthinking tendencies were the winding winds that swirled and twirled around in a dangerous dance. Logan, with his calming logic, was like a brick building in the middle of all of that. Logan stayed strong even when things threw him for a loop. And the brick building, in this case, was also capable of shooting a laser that could remove the danger and calm the storm. After Virgil thought about it for a while, he considered this analogy might not be the most straightforward. Oh well. He was more known for his anxiety, not his rationality.

These kinds of ponderings made Virgil begin to question his relationship dynamic. Was Logan really the only one contributing to progress and solutions during times of distress? He started to think back through the course of their relationship. Logan had done so many things to help Virgil and keep their relationship strong.

Virgil remembered how Logan read about grounding exercises and helped keep him calm at parties. He made sure that Virgil never felt alone and was comfortable enough to wander outside of his comfort zone. Had that ended in Virgil drinking a bit too much wine and telling some freshmen girls how he was going to be the husband of the teaching major across the room? Well, at least he had made some genuine friends.

Logan was always there even during the little events. Virgil began to think back to a time that he was forced to take the freeway because he had missed the turn onto his beloved, backroad route.

“Why are they so close to me?! They’re gonna run me off the road!” Virgil wailed as he sped shakily along. He felt as though all eyes were on him and his less than stellar driving. He could hear the chorus of horns on the verge of harmonizing in a strangely symphonic manner. In reality, nobody was going to honk at him as he was driving just fine. However, in Virgil’s mind, the very road was on the verge of collapse. Suddenly, a reassuring hand was gingerly placed on his shoulder and Logan’s voice began to block out the panic with his smooth, almost rhythmic tone.

“Virgil, I understand your fears when it comes to driving. Operating a vehicle can be a dangerous task and a huge responsibility. However, you need to trust yourself and know that you are more than capable of handling the task at hand.” Virgil felt his anxiety symptoms start to lessen more and more. Logan had him focus on the exit numbers to ground himself and before one could say “falsehood,” Logan and Virgil had arrived safely at their destination.

All the evidence seemed to point to the fact that Logan was the more beneficial partner in their relationship. This concept kept bothering Virgil throughout the next few days. The doubts and worries were still whirling about in Virgil’s head when Logan asked him out on a stargazing date on top of the chemistry building.

The conversation started normally. Jokes were made about recent episodes of their favorite podcast between silent bites of the sandwiches made by their mutual friend Patton as a surprise for the happy couple. Virgil never minded the silence between him and Logan. There was a sort of secure peace to it. However, as the night went on, Virgil began to notice that the silence was being filled with spirals of words much heavier than the usual flirty and light, domestic banter.

“I mean, what if teaching isn’t my ‘thing’ to do, Virge?” Logan rambled. “I mean what if I’m horrible or hate my job or become a terribly mean person or-”

“Logan!” Virgil interrupted. “You’re going to be a great teacher! You are the smartest man I know. You can solve every problem and you know when you need to learn as well. I’m sure everything will work out fine.” Logan sighed in response, clearly not believing Virgil’s sudden outburst of optimism. Virgil was suddenly struck with an idea.

“Look up at the stars,” he instructed. Logan refused at first, looking at Virgil with that “what does this have to do with anything” look. But, after pulling Logan closer and tilting his head up so it was leaning against Virgil’s chest, a quick kiss on the forehead convinced him to look.

“Those stars are infinite. Imagine that you had to create a picture out of them. If you had to follow the exact patterns of the ancient constellations, your choices might be limited. It would be easy to get frustrated following that designated path. But, guess what! You don’t have to follow the pattern! In all that chaos, you can choose any line lengths and skip or include any points of light. Hell, you could even throw a satellite in just for fun! The picture is then whatever you want.

It’s just like your career path. You get to choose what kind of teacher you want to be. You don’t even have to choose! You can be whatever you want to be. You can get lost in the chaos of the cosmos or find some kind of insanely genius logic in all of it. But, either way, I’ll be exploring by your side.” Virgil finished with a blush as Logan looked at him with wide, blue eyes.

“That was… astute,” Logan grinned as he gave his boyfriend a kiss on the cheek. Virgil took account of a few things after Logan had fallen asleep on his shoulder. The first was that Virgil now knew he was capable of taking care of Logan in his own way. The second was that the two were capable of navigating uncertain times just as they had navigated the traffic-filled roads of the freeway. The third was that, despite the fact that his arm was falling asleep, Virgil had never been happier.

Taglist under the cut (Let me know if you would like to be added or removed!):

@completelyclevername @monstercupcake61176 @sanders-sides-thuri @tinysidestrashcaptain @minamishipsit @whyamihereohwell @smokeyrutilequartz @misty-the-mysterious @author-trash @madly-handsome @tree4life25 @cloudchaser7 @logically-asexual @freepaperie081 @anony-phangirl @remmythepegasis @hanramz-the-fander @cinquefoilelove @octopushugs @romanssippycup @i-am-absolute-fandom-trash @vexation-virgil @grey-lysander @poisonedapples @robanilla @cheezeykat @heyzpeoplez @pheartheraven @beenlightenedboi @bubblycricket @changeling-ash @hi-disappointed-im-daughter @louvrejpeg @namirastar @deathbyvenusftw @ilylogan @violetmcl @angered-turtle @confinesofpersonalknowledge @blacknightmare37 @sanderstalker

#romantic analogical #sanders sides #virgil/logan #virgil sanders #logan sanders #romantic Virgil/Logan #shortysetter23writes #thomas sanders #anxiety sanders #logic sanders

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"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

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Playing DnD with the Sides

Patton: Can I roll to befriend the monster?

Roman: Can I roll to marry the monster?

Remus: Can I roll to fuck the monster?

Virgil: Can I roll to become the monster?

Logan: Can I roll to play the game correctly?

Janus (DM): Can I roll for you all to shut up?

#sanders sides #shorty writes #incorrect sander sides #incorrect quotes #sanders sides au #thomas sanders #writing

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Man I wish I could do some voice acting tbh

#voice acting #reading #actress

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Coming soon to a library near you 🤓 (at University of Cincinnati) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHbP4M3AoQuwE7riW2Rbx7cUQCdrDVMjT1c86E0/?igshid=r83cz1b5a9og

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Hey guys would anyone be interested in buying Dan and Phil plushies? I’m thinking about selling mine. DM me if so.

#dnp #dan and phil

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Editing Commissions

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“Your imperfections are beautiful” 💜 So I decided to put together a cosplay based on my favorite princess on the side of science, Entrapta from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power! The pin I’m wearing started this whole project. Let me know who else I should cosplay as! Btw the last pic is the result of letting my hair dry in pigtails 😅 https://www.instagram.com/p/CFdirRWgHxAcvxnv7Usym7iVadZEIs7jOQlDZk0/?igshid=1kzze38zlrh5z

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🎵Gave me the blues and then purple pink skies🎵💙 (at University of Cincinnati) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEc-7ukgJos-KkdBeRWp_gu9zkMks66SoC9ohM0/?igshid=166qxskkc4ezq

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send me a cup of tea

Cinnamon: What’s your favorite smell?

Vanilla: How long does it usually take you to fall asleep?

Jasmine: Are you currently in a relationship?

Peppermint: Sweater weather or beach days?

Dandelion: Have you ever tried to garden?

Hibiscus: Where would you want to go on your next vacation?

Peach: Can you cook or bake?

Chai: Favorite color combination?

English Breakfast: Have you eaten today?

Earl Grey: Do you like your middle name?

Matcha: Iced tea or hot tea?

Raspberry: Do you have a work-out routine?

Lemongrass: Favorite childhood bedtime story?

Spearmint: What’s an interesting fact about you?

Chamomile: How would you describe your laugh?