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That wasn't a request btw that was me just saying I love your work (I just saw your requests were closed lol)

No worries :)

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I don't know if you still write them but I love your poly Harry Potter stuff they are really cute! :D

Thank you sm :)

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Sirius: "Can you carry me bridal style to the kitchen?"

James: "Why? Are you hurt? Is everything okay?"

Sirius: "I feel the need to be dramatic, like right now."

James:

Sirius:

James: "Yeah sure, come here."

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James: why did you give Barty a knife?

Regulus: he felt unsafe

James: well now I feel unsafe

Regulus: I'm sorry

Regulus: would you like a knife?

#to the queue and back #jegulus #harry potter

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Remus: The sun is melting my chocolate, I hate this fucking season.

Sirius: *walks in without a shirt and hair up in a bun*

Remus:

Remus: never fucking mind

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James: What are you hiding from me?

Regulus: Nothing...

James: Regulus.

Regulus: *slowly pulls a cat out of his coat*

#to the queue and back

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Regulus: Hey! whats up?

James:

Regulus: James no-

James: the sky.

Regulus: Oh my- are you fucking serious?

James, barely holding it in:

Regulus: oh fuck-

James: No, that's Remus' job. I am fucking his brother though-

Regulus: WE'RE DONE

#to the queue and back

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James: everything is gonna be fine it’s just a crush *deep breath*

Regulus: hello

James: I love you

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random things the marauders like

james potter - dinosaurs

lily evans - flower dresses

regulus black - tortoiseshell cats

mary mcdonald - pie

remus lupin - vintage cameras

alice longbottom - poison ivy

dorcas meadowes - dystopian books

pandora lovegood - playing cards

sirius black - purple colored food

peter pettigrew - romcoms

marlene mckinnon - fancy lighters

frank longbottom - knitted cardigans

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regulus stealing james' clothes because the girls uniform makes him dysphoric.

bonus if they aren't together yet.

extra bonus with sprinkles on top if james realizes and uses a spell to adjust the clothes to fit regulus better.

#trans regulus #my love ❤️ #regulus black #james potter #regulus arcturus black #james fleamont potter #starchaser #jegulus #marauders #the marauders era #the marauders #remus lupin #sirius black

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Regulus: Ah yes, here we have a cute couple...

Pandora: I really care about your feelings!

Lily: I really care about yours too!

Regulus, turning his head: And then there's the disaster couple...

Barty: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL WING!

Evan: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL WING IF YOU DIDN'T INSIST ON FIGHTING EVERYONE THAT COMES WITHIN THE FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

#regulus black #lily evans #pandora rosier #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #rosekiller #pandalily #jegulus #marauders era incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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Mafia!remus and him buying you expensive things that you refuse to accept but they always end up on your bed the next morning

today is multiverse monday! send me any au you can think of :)

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"Remus," You huffed, silky fabric pinched tight between your fingers as you peered around the doorway of his office, "What was this doing on the bed?"

"Waiting for you," He turned in his chair, a sly grin on his lips at the sight of the lacy top that you'd ogled the day before while out shopping, "You gonna wear it today?"

"No," You frowned, shaking the fabric frustratedly towards him, "I'm going to return it!"

"Can't," His smirk only grew wider, "I got rid of the receipt."

"Remus," Your voice was much softer this time as you shifted awkwardly on your feet, "I've asked you not to do this."

"Oh, come on darling. I've gotta spoil you, you know that. 'S just one top, I promise I'll hold off on more gifts for a while."

"You said that two days ago," You narrowed your eyes at him accusatorily, though a glint of admiration shown through the stern look, "I can't trust you."

"Oh, hush," Remus scoffed, leaning forwards to tug you into his office, "Now, try it on here, dove, let's see how it looks."

#remus lupin #remus lupin x reader #remus lupin imagine #remus lupin scenario #remus lupin oneshot #remus lupin one-shot #remus lupin one shot #remus lupin headcanon #remus lupin headcanons #remus lupin hc #remus lupin hcs #remus lupin fanfiction #remus lupin fanfic #remus lupin fic #remus lupin blurb #remus lupin drabble #remus lupin dialogue #remus lupin fluff #remus lupin angst #remus lupin au #remus lupin x reader fanfiction #mafia!remus x reader #mafia!remus lupin #mafia!remus lupin x reader #mafia!remus

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NSFW Poly James and Regulus

What a NSFW poly relationship with James and Regulus would include:

_______ *WARNING SMUT*

- Regulus and James are perfectly contrasting in bed. 

- Regulus is completely dominant, wanting to be in control and boss you around while James is completely submissive, wanting you to be in control and to do anything you say.

- It’s the best of both worlds. 

- James will do anything you tell him to do, desperate for praise and always wanting to please you. 

- Regulus loves to sit back in a chair and watch as you and James fuck, giving orders here and there, guiding you through it, telling you when to slow down or speed up or what to do next. 

- Regulus is very much into the master/slave dynamic, and so not every scene starts out sexual. It may begin by him telling the both of you to shut up and kneel at his feet as he works, since you had been distracting him with your talking. And then you will sit there until he is finished, and finally he will give you attention and a reward if you have been good. 

- Regulus will tell you his favorite reward to give his subs is making them orgasm over and over again till they can’t anymore, and while he enjoys that quite a bit it’s not his favorite. 

- His favorite reward is after you or James have been desperate for him all day, begging and bargaining for any sliver of sexual attention he is willing to give, and your reward is being able to touch him. All he has to do is sit back as one of you, or the both of you, begin to worship his body with enthusiasm built up over a day of no attention. 

- In the moods where you feel dominant, James loves to worship you just as much as you both love to worship Regulus. Kissing and sucking hickies over every inch you will allow him. 

- James will give you head at any oppurtunity, and is obsessed with pleasuring you, always insisting on doing that first before sex. 

- James absolutely has a mommy/daddy kink, and if you do as well, he will call you that in a soft, breathy whisper to try and distract you from whatever you’re paying attention to that’s not him until finally you snap and give him the attention he’s been craving. Even if it’s a punishment. 

- After punishments all James wants is to be held. And it doesn’t matter the punishment, or how pleasurable it may be for either of you, James is always crying by the end. 

- James gets overexcited every time you or Regulus give him a blowjob. He can barely stay still, squirming and bucking his hips when the pleasure becomes too much. Moaning and whimpering, pulling at your hair and the sheets until finally he cums, arching his back and tightening his thighs around your head. 

- James favorite way to have sex is face down, ass up, whtether it’s you or Regulus on the other end. And when it’s you or Regulus who’s the bottom, his favorite position is you riding him so you still seem dominant and on top. 

- James and Regulus both have bondage and choking kinks, and you have an assortment of silk ties and straps set aside specifically for this. 

- Regulus love sit when you ask to pleasure him, with no care for your own pleasure. Especially as a compromise for him being too busy to fuck you. Like warming his cock or blowing him under his desk while he works. 

- Regulus’ punishments are consistently spanking or orgasm denial. In the beginnign of your relationship he had tried ignoring you and James, or refusing affection as a punishment. He learned quickly that is not a good punishment for you two after James safeworded 10 minutes in and then had a subdrop. Now he refuses to deny you two affection as punishment, no matter how many rules you break. 

- If you are AFAB, Regulus and James both have intense breeding kinks, practically going feral at the thought of filling you up with their seed, and if you ever decide to have children their horniness will triple during your pregnancy. 

- Sex everywhere, any surface in the house, right there where you are when you decide you want to have sex. You’ve had sex in every room in your house, and in the bathrooms of half the restaurants you’ve had dates at and the bathrooms or guest’s room of every friend’s house.

#james potter x regulus black #regulus black #james potter #poly james potter #poly regulus black #regulus black x james potter #regulus black smut #regulus black x reader smut #james potter x reader #james potter smut #regulus black x reader #james potter x reader smut #harry potter #hp #marauders #marauders era #jegulus

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Sirius Black would have loved Britney Spears

#sirius black #marauders #marauders era #sirius black headcanon #marauders headcanon #hp #harry potter #the marauders #hp marauders

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Eleven year-old James writing a letter to his mother after seeing one scar on Sirius:

Why we should adopt Sirius Black

Pro's and Cons

Spoiler: there are no cons.

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barty coming in his dorm holding the UGLIEST cat in existence while pandora evan james dorcas and regulus are sitting there flabbergasted

evan: barty.. what IS that.

barty: a cat? duh!

dorcas: barty that is literally the ugliest creature i have ever met.

barty: please don’t talk about james that way.

james: OI???!!!!! I THINK YOUR CAT IS CUTE.

regulus: agreed. the cat is cute.

barty: not YOU james. my cat james. his name is also james.

james: you named your cat after me????

barty: it was either that or professor whiskerhooves

pandora: i would’ve chosen professor whiskerhooves!!!!!

evan: AND YOU CHOSE JAMES????

barty: okay. i’ll come back later. clearly you all weren’t prepared to meet james regulus is a whore the fifth.

regulus: REGULUS IS A WHORE???

evan: THE FIFTH????

pandora: see you later james regulus is a whore the fifth!!

#harry potter #marauders #james potter #marauders era #hp #regulus black

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YOU hate JK Rowling!