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my FAVORITE MUSICAL COMEDY MOMENT EVER

HELLO?????

#the buildup #the yearning #mcpricely may be a 2014 ship but it’s MY ship #the book of mormon muscial #tbom #book of mormon musical #tbom musical

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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erik: you are in no danger, so long as you do not touch the mask.

christine, for some fucking reason:

#phantom of the opera #poto #christine daae #the phantom of the opera #erik phantom #erik/christine #phantom #poto memes #poto shitpost #musical theatre #broadway #musical theater #gothic literature #theater kid

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raoul: WHY was there a MANS VOICE in your dressing room??? HUH?? and WHY did you look so attracted to it?? HUH??

christine: ..why were you in my private dressing room with a full view of my face??

erik, watching from the full length one way mirror in the dressing room that he built: oh she got you there you perv

#phantom of the opera #poto #christine daae #the phantom of the opera #erik phantom #erik/christine #you all know that one scene

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I giggled I will admit

erik, when the daroga visits:

#poto #poto memes #phantom of the opera

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IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN. NOTHING ITS HARDER THAN LISTENING TO A SONG THAT YOU USED TO LISTEN TO WHEN YOU WERE IN SURVIVAL MODE TRAUMA RECOVERY.

like I’ll be like oh I haven’t heard this one in a while! This’ll be fun-BAM. August 2nd, 2023. It is 4pm and I have just woken up. Time to turn all the lights off close the blinds put my headphones on and become completely nonexistent. I haven’t conditioned my hair in a week. I have six nightmares a night. I wake up in a cold sweat multiple times. I either eat all day or don’t eat at all. I live off of the same movie every day. I cannot look in a mirror and I cannot sleep with my closet door open-

#trauma #therapy #funny #lol #haha #trauma dump #ptsd #musical theater #music #favorite songs #songs #theater #theater kids #meme #memes #mental health #recovery #comedy

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no in all seriousness my roman empire is the fact that phantom of the opera actually closed on broadway. like some motherfucker actually did that 😭

#fuck cammack #phantom of the opera #poto #the phantom of the opera #imo it was literally the best show on broadway and now it’s gone #broadway #theater kid #theater kids #theater #musicals #musical theater #music #my roman empire #no bc wtf #erik phantom #christine daae #poto memes #poto shitpost

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is now a good time to post my succession-style intro for phantom of the opera

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oh no oh god oh f

ah, christine

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an absolutely fantastic companion fic by Kat [x]

#poto #phanart #phantom of the opera #this is #wow #oh wow

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me if this comes to USA 😀🙂💀🪦

Kaley Ann Voorhees and Jonathan Roxmouth

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“The phantom of the opera will kill and kill again…”

“He kills without a thought, he murders all that’s good…”

“Can I ever escape from that face so distorted deformed it was hardly a face…”

“BUT-”

I love watching Phantom where the Raoul is giving it his all and is trying his best to be a good boyfriend and yet Christine is still visually conflicted on choosing him or the literal murderer that lives underground.

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Just asked my ten year old brother to name three phantom of the opera characters and he went “the phantom, Christine, and that little boy who went to jail for killing his mother” Raoul is there something you would like to tell us

#phantom of the opera #poto #christine daae #the phantom of the opera #erik phantom #erik/christine #phantom #poto memes #poto shitpost

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I’m sitting here wondering what would happen if Erik and Christine sat down in a living room or something and had an actual conversation. Like not with Erik as the angel of music. Or phantom. No violence or threats involved. Just Erik and Christine. Talking.

“so erik…what did you do yesterday?”

“I think I may have killed someone. but I’m very sorry. what about you”

“I sang”

“Oh same actually”

#phantom of the opera #poto #christine daae #the phantom of the opera #erik phantom #erik/christine #phantom #poto memes

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guys. I’m not kidding. It’s 2024 now. I was being a silly little guy then. I’m not anymore.

If phantom of the opera isn’t brought back to the majestic theater. I am going to fUCKING LOSE MY MIND-

#phantom of the opera #poto #christine daae #the phantom of the opera #erik phantom #erik/christine

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It's not Christmas until I've watched gonzo the muppet cosplay as charles dickens and narrate a christmas carol with his rat boyfriend (which starts with all the muppets calling ebenezer scrooge mr bitchfuck or something)

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there's never been a better set of credits ever in a film than "gonzo the great as charles dickens", followed up immediately by "rizzo the rat as himself" and then "michael caine as scrooge"

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KEJJFJE

Not sure about this one

#muppets christmas carol #michael caine #christmas #christmas movies #the muppets #the muppet movies