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I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true

#superman #comics #dc

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So. When I was in 5th grade. All my classmates had ganged up on me and called me a lesbian and I didn’t even know what it meant at the time. I even said “I’m Spanish. Not lesbianese”

Anyways. At lunch a lunch lady had saw them making fun of me and asked when they said and I told her they called me a lesbian and she told them to apologize????

And then I remember telling my teacher the next day and as class was leaving she asked for me to hang back. She told me that being a lesbian was nothing bad and to just ignore them. I was like “I don’t even know what a lesbian is? All i said was that queen amidala was so pretty I wanted to marry her” and my teacher chuckled and nodded her head before saying that I could go.

#the teacher's reaction is so pure

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Joffrey: “After I raise my armies and kill your traitor brother, I’m going to give you his head as well.”

SANSA STARK in Game of Thrones: Season 1 Episode 10 (2011) dir. Alan Taylor

#still one of my favourite scenes of her #sansa stark #house stark #gifset #got

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Just Like the First Time.

#art

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Oops I had an opinion

#truth

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😭😭 I can’t get over how cute and beautiful and intimate and SENSUAL this is. I just can’t with their faces, the way they look at each other, the way he touches her cheek!!!! This turned out amazing, thank you so much for this beautiful gift hun!! I’m so glad to have you in my life as well everyday ♡ And I hope we can stay friends for a long time to come!!

Happy birthday to my partner in crime, @captainjosmy! who’s celebrating her birthday today!! LOVE YOU HUN ❤

Here is my little (and slightly nsfw xD) present to you featuring our New Game OCs, Alex (Aladdin) & Misha (Thumbelina) - this time in a more intimate setting ❤ I enjoyed making this one so much, and I’m so unbelievably happy with it!! I seriously can’t get over the adoring looks they’re giving each other - THEY ARE SO CUTEEEEE!!

Did quite a bit of drawing & reconstruction work in this one. But I’m so in love with the result and I hope you love it too!! ❤ Thank you so much for being so sweet and so caring towards me, hun, and being there to comfort me and cheer for me every step of the way ^^ You’re amazing and I’m so so happy that we became friends!

I hope your birthday is amazing and that you get all the love (and rest xD) you deserve <333

#LOOK AT IT #IT'S BEAUTIFUL #mishal #new game #new game rp #ng #misha #alex #gifts from people #xxamity0parkxx #disney #disneyedit #crossovers #thumbelina #aladdin #don bluth

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Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.

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A Christmas curse blessing from the wonderful and talented LadyoftheSea. Go yell at her because she likes to toy with my feelings. I guess this is a possible/alternative ending for The Lost Colony

#nooooooooo #THAT'S ILLEGAL #mulan #miguel #the road to el dorado #disneyedit #disney #dreamworks #crossovers #pastard

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XMC19 DAY 21: “Happy Javier” Requested by @casual–love

#the ending they deserve #I lover her hairdo #miguel #mulan #milo #atlantis #the road to el dorado #disney #disneyedit #dreamworks #pastard #crossovers

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Prince Charming vs Prince Sincere

Just like Evan Rachel Wood said "Kristoff is a prince sincere, not a prince" and it's obvious that Frozen destroyed the prince charming trope to introduce us the prince sincere trope

BONUS Ice bros

#WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THESE TWO SHARE A HUG IN THE SEQUEL #THAT'S SO PURE #THE WAY ANNA LOOKS AT THEM #did they make the parallel of ordinary/extraordinary on purpose #frozen #frozen 2 #frozen 2 spoilers #disney #gifset #kristoff #hans #anna #elsa

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Arendellians when Elsa started singing Into the Unknown

My vid. Someone else posted it on here but oh well 😆

#the way she jumps back after getting scolded ashdfl #elsa #frozen #frozen 2 #disney #video

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XMC19 DAY 7: Liberty Circus Preview Yeah this happened accidentally on our Discord server. Don’t ask.

#you're telling me Tulio didn't immediately grab him and run #tulio #danny #the road to el dorado #cats don't dance #we're back! a dinosaur story #disneyedit #pastard #crossovers

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XMC19 DAY 20: Kuzco x Ting Ting Requested by Thelysea & Queen Liz

#ting-ting #kuzco #the emperor's new groove #mulan #mulan 2 #disneyedit #disney #pastard #crossovers

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XMC19 DAY 19: Danny & Tulio

#I love them #they have such a sweet bond #tulio #danny #the road to el dorado #cats don't dance #disneyedit #crossovers #pastard

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XMC19 DAY 18: Cassim & Shanti Requested by Princess Anatha

#shanti #cassim #aladdin #jungle book #jungle book 2 #disneyedit #disney #crossovers #pastard

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XMC19 DAY 17: Aladdin x Vasilisa Requested by @wolfspirit79

#more babies <3 #aladdin #vasilisa #disneyedit #disney #crossovers #pastard

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XMC19 DAY 16: Shang x Aurora Requested by @kiandrachan

#shang #aurora #mulan #sleeping beauty #disneyedit #disney #crossovers #pastard