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The Adventures of Tomorrow X Together - Ep 1 (The Basement)
Txt is in the living room watching TV when suddenly a crashing sound is heard from the basement. Everyone turned around in shock and one of them spoke.
Beomgyu: What the frick was that?!
Yeonjun: I don't know but all I know is that I am not going down there to look.
Taehyun: Who would?
Everyone else: Yeah that's true
Hueningkai: Yeah, haha who would do that?
(Oh also, this is a reality show so yeah)
Hueningkai being interviewed: I'm gonna go down the basement. Okay, I know I shouldn't but I am really curious about the noise okay.
Later that night, Hueningkai went down to the basement to see what the noise was. Let's just hope that he is okay after doing something completely stupid.
… Dolphin Screams……….
Everyone else is awakened by the scream and they all run downstairs into the living room but they notice that their maknae is missing.
Soobin: Where’s Kai?!
Taehyun: He was just in our room an hour ago.
Beomgyu: Well he isn't here now isn't he?
Taehyun: Well I'm sorry I thought he was asleep.
Beomgyu: That kid plays GTA until the break of dawn. How could you think that he was sleeping?
Taehyun: I don't know okay! It's just-
Yeonjun: Guys stop fighting, we need to figure out where Hueningkai is and where that scream came from.
Everyone went silent and a few seconds later there was another scream.
Soobin: I think that came from the basement
Yeonjun: Well then what are we waiting for? Let's go
Everyone runs down to the basement to see what the noise and what they found was…well it's best if they just told you.
Soobin (interview mode): We went down the basement to see Hueningkai screaming because of a roach.
Yeonjun (interview mode): *sigh* And the roach isn't even real. It is made of rubber.
Beomgyu (interview mode): This boy woke me up from my beauty sleep because of a fake roach! Oh, he is gonna get it tomorrow.
Taehyun (interview mode): Talk about getting it tomorrow, he is gonna get it right now!
Soobin, Yeonjun, and Beomgyu are all watching Hueningkai getting his butt whooped by Taehyun.
Hueningkai: Ahhhh! I’m sorry x2 please stop hitting me!
Taehyun: Why in the world would you go down the basement at 2 in the morning?!?! You little idiot! I can’t believe you-
The other three
Beomgyu: Should we stop him?
Soobin:…nah. Just let him have a couple more hits.
Yeonjun: I knew Hueningkai was gonna get his butt whooped by Taehyun one day.
Soobin and Beomgyu: Mhm.
*That is the end of episode one. I hope you liked it and if any of you have any ideas feel free to tell me. Anyways bye ☺️*
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Listened to ISTJ and I loved it!!! It’s also funny that my mbti is ISTJ 😆😆😆😆 Anyways stream ISTJ by NCT Dream
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Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes! ☺️
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Nct Incorrect Quotes
*Everyone in the living room. All are upset and not speaking to each other*
Mark: Okay I know this is a little cliche but I think it will help. *Brings out his guitar*
Johnny: Oh no.
Mark, singing: Let's gather around the campfire And sing our campfire song Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-
Renjun takes the guitar away from Mark and goes into a different room.
Everyone is Silent
Renjun: Ahhhh!!*smashes the guitar*
*Renjun after entering the room with a broken guitar: Here I fixed it.
Mark, shocked: Uh I-
Ten: thanks
#nct#renjun#nct incorrect quotes#nct incorrect texts#mark lee#nct johnny#nct ten#nct crack#nct memes#spongebob and nct
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Nct Incorrect Quotes
*Nct Dream playing heads up*
Jaemin: Okay uh it’s uh, it's umm small and round and red-
Jeno: What, no it's not
Mark: I don't even know how to describe this
Chenle: It is the opposite of whatever Jaemin just said.
Haechan: I know how to describe it but I'm not gonna help.
Jisung: And time is up!
Renjun looked at the answer: ... A daisy. Seriously none of y'all can describe a daisy
Everyone except Haechan: Yeah
Haechan: I could've, I just didn't want to
Renjun: Unbelievable
#nct incorrect quotes#nct#renjun#haechan#mark lee#jaemin#nct jeno#chenle#park jisung#nct crack#nct incorrect texts
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*Beomgyu enters the living room*
Beomgyu: Okay so I may or may not have touched something of Taehyun’s and it may or may not have broken? So do you know a place where I can hide?
Yeonjun: Oh my gosh- Okay, I think there's an empty closet by the bathroom.
Beomgyu: Thank you hyung!
Yeonjun: No prob
*Beomgyu leaves*
Yeonjun: Okay he's gone, you can come out now.
Taehyun: *pops up behind the couch* Thanks. Here is your 20 bucks, now I am gonna kill Beomgyu.
Yeonjun: Okay, make sure to clean afterwards.
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NCT Incorrect #15
Renjun: Have you guys seen my new pet; he was in his cage about a minute ago.
Kun: What is it?
Renjun: A kitten
Kun: Oh, well I haven't seen it but I'll keep a lookout for -
Ahhhh!
Ten: Why is there a baby tiger in the kitchen?!?!
Kun: You said it was a kitten!
Renjun: Yeah, it is.
Kun: No, it's a cub.
Renjun: Same thing.
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NCT in the Wilderness Ep 2
Sooman: Hello and welcome back to Kpop in the Wilderness! I'm your host Lee Sooman. In the last episode we set the members to their assigned teams, now let's meet them.
*Walking to Neo’s room.
Sooman: Over here we have team Ne- * sounds of chaotic people most likely Haechan and Renjun arguing*
Renjun: WHERE IS IT?!?!
Haechan: I DON'T HAVE IT?!?!
Taeyong: Hey now what's going on?!
Renjun: Haechan stole my Moomin!
Haechan: No I did not!
Renjun: Then why were you in my room earlier?
Haechan: … I was.. just borrowing something
*Renjun gives him a suspicious look then Johnny comes in
Johnny: Hey guys, do you mind helping me with something?
Taeyong: Not now, maybe later
Johnny: Okay I'll ask the others and oh by the way Haechan, why was there a boom in plushie on your bed?
*Renjun looks at Haechan like he's about to kill him
Haechan: Renjun, I swear I did not know that it was on my be- screams after Renjun threw a shoe at him
*Renjun chases Haechan around the room with the shoe in his hand
Renjun: I'm gonna get you, you little-
Sooman: Okay I think that was enough of Team Neo. Now let's meet Team City.
*Walking to the City's room
Sooman: Okay let's see what is happening in he- I am at a loss for words
*The entire room was a mess. There were clothes everywhere, the kitchen was horrendous, someone is screaming most likely Chenle, and there was a weird sme- you get it at this point.
Kun: How could you mess up this dish?!?! It's a simple dish?!
Xiaojun: It's harder than it looks!
Kun: Xiaojun..it is eggs. It's eggs!
Sooman: You know what just cut the camera. Cut the camera-
Sooman: And we are back! Today's challenge is a little weird and gross, but it is fun.
Ten: I'm sorry did you say gro-
Sooman: Right behind me is the wheel of surprise. In each slot, there is a “food” that each team would receive. After receiving six food items each team would make a smoothie out of them. The old and youngest on both teams would have to drink the whole thing without gagging or throwing up.
Taeil: Say what now?
Sooman: Okay let's get to the name. Both team captains would play rock, paper, scissors to see who goes first.
Taeyong: Do we have to?
Sooman: Yes
Taeyong: Okay then
*The two captains play a couple of rounds of rock, paper, scissors, and then afterward team city won.
Kun: Oh…good
Sooman: Okay! Kun gets the first spin.
*Five minutes after both teams have spun the wheel
Sooman: Okay now each team has its ingredients. On the left is team Neo with a cup of worms, a bag of dirt, bird seeds, strawberries, cockroaches, and a jar of mayo.
Haechan: This is disgusting
Sooman: I know. Now on the right is team City with a jar of grape jelly, pickles, a jug of mud, caterpillars, horse liver, and a bag of peanuts.
Jisung: Ugh, I can't believe I have to drink this.
Taeil: Me neither.
Sooman: Okay now let's get to the challenge. Y'all ready? On your mark, get ready, set, and go!
*Skip to where they finished making the smoothies
Sooman: Okay so you both got your smoothies in front of you. Are you ready?
Johnny: No
Sooman: Fantastic! Okay, on your mark, get ready, set, and drink.
*Skip to after both teams have drunk those nasty smoothies which let's be honest were probably food poisoning at this point.*
Sooman: And Team…Neo won! How do you guys feel?
Johnny: Awful! Just awful!
Yangyang: That was the most disgusting thing known to man!
Sooman: Well since you won the first challenge, you get to choose your prize from this blue box.
*Renjun picks a prize from the blue box.*
Renjun: A day at the spa.
Johnny: Oh thank goodness I needed that.
Sooman: Team City, since you have lost you need to choose your punishment from the red box.
*Yuta picks a punishment from the red box.*
Yuta: Clean the opposing team's room for a whole day?!?! Ah, come on!
Sooman: Sorry I don't make the rules. That was it for today's episode. We will see you next time on Kpop in the Wilderness!
Ten: I hate this.
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NCT in the Wilderness Ep 1
Sooman: Hello, welcome to Kpop in the Wilderness! I'm your host Lee Sooman and our today's guest is a fan's favorite, NCT. Let's meet the guys.
Taeyong: Um hi I'm Taeyong and I have no idea what's going on.
Kun: Yeah neither do I.
Sooman: That's because we wanted to keep the show a surprise for y'all.
Ten: Is that why there were random huge men in black who knocked us out and put blindfolds over our eyes?
Sooman: Exactly! Now the rules of the game is that you will be spilt into two teams. Team Neo and Team City. There will be a total of 18 tasks. The one who completes the most and survives win.
Taeil: I'm sorry did you say survi-
Sooman: Anyway shall we get started? Let's pick the teams.
Sooman: On Team Neo we have, Taeyong, Johnny, Doyoung, Renjun, Haechan, Yangyang, Ten, Winwin, Mark, Jaehyun, and Jaemin.
Renjun: Seriously I'm on the same team as Haechan.
Haechan: I ain't happy either.
Sooman: On Team City we have, Yuta, Shotaro, Sungchan, Chenle, Jeno, Hendery, Kun, Jungwoo, Taeil, Jisung, and Xiaojun.
Yuta: Well this should be interesting.
Chenle: Yep.
Sooman: Let the games begin!
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TxT as The Amazing World of Gumball #3
Beomgyu: Password Clue: Favorite child?
Beomgyu: Ohh. Ahh. Ouch. Sorry, man. This is awkard [types in his name and it's incorrect]
Beomgyu: WHAT THE WHAT?!
HueningKai: [GAsps] Really?! [sobbing] This moment is so much bigger than me. I would like to thank my parents and my manager.
[also incorrect]
Hueningkai: [whimpers]
2 minutes later
[types in Taehyun's name and the computer turns on.]
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TxT as The Amazing World of Gumball #2
Taehyun: A procrastinator is someone who always avoid their responsibilities by doing something else instead.
Beomgyu: Haha! That's ridiculous.
Soobin: Beomgyu, you're such a procrastinator that you were four years old before you finished your first sentence. And even then, it was "I'll do it tomorrow."
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TxT as The Amazing World of Gumball #1
Beomgyu & Hueningkai: It's baby Taehyunie. The living baby doll.
Hueningkai: He likes to eat his cookies.
Beomgyu & Hueningkai: It's baby Taehyunie. The living baby doll.
Beomgyu: He likes to drink his milk.
Taehyun drinking his milk.
Beomgyu: He's really drinking i- *gets spit in the face with milk.
Beomgyu & Hueningkai: It's baby Taehyunie. The living baby- *Kai gets hit in the face by Taehyun.
Hueningkai: Ow!!
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NCT #14
Mark: Why is Renjun crying?
Chenle: He took one of those "Which NCT Dream member are you?" quizzes.
Mark: And who'd did he get?
Chenle: Haechan
#nct incorrect quotes#nct incorrect texts#renjun#haechan#chenle#mark#nct mark#nct haechan#nct renjun#nct chenle
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NCT Incorrect #12
Haechan: As he came through the window, it was a sound of-
Renjun: SHut the f*&k up ah
Haechan:..Man I was killing that s*&t
Renjun: Killing my eardrums
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NCT Incorrect #11
Jaemin: Do you ever stop and think about your life? How you can have an effect on those you meet?
Renjun: Jaemin, please SHUT UP. It is 2 in the morning!
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NCT Incorrect #10
Yuta: Do I lie? Yes, but I don't lie that much.
Taeyong: One time you told Doyoung there's was an emergency in the living room just to see him slip and fall on olive oil that you poured on the ground.
Yuta:...
Johnny: You also lied about Haechan getting a tattoo on his arm.
Yuta:...
Taeil: And you lied about Renjun setting a building on fire
Johnny: No that was actually true.
Taeil: Wait really?
Taeyong: Yeah. We bailed him out of jail like 30 minutes after.
Taeil: huh
Yuta: See I don't lie about everyth-
EVeryone: Yes you do!
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