Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy
too many headcanons where erwin is softly pining for levi and not enough headcanons where levi annoys erwin into falling for him. yeah this 5’3 twink who does everyone’s job better than them is not only erwin’s direct responsibility but now follows him around. not in a protective guard dog way, but in annoying pest way where levi makes fun of everything he does and bullies him into training instead of desk work. i see your “erwin taught levi how to read” headcanons and raise you the infinitely funnier “erwin had to beg, bribe, and threaten levi into learning how to read bc levi kept laughing at him and calling him a nerd” headcanon.
erwin would propose marriage and levi would be like “damn i knew you were obsessed with me but this is just embarrassing 😬” and when erwin starts crying levi’s like “wait no ill do it. i’ll still make fun of you though.”