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dearrenjunnie · 4 years
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Jungwoo: Guys...I think I like boys
Johnny: Oh you didn’t know? We’ve known for like months
Jungwoo: Wait what?
Johnny: Trust me, ain’t no man can move his hips like that and be straight
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dearrenjunnie · 4 years
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Baekhyun: What do you wanna be for Halloween?
Kyungsoo: Dead
Baekhyun: Oh...I was gonna be a cat but that’s cool to
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dearrenjunnie · 4 years
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Interviewer: Hello welcome, and you guys are?
Yukhei: Fabulous
Sicheng: Depressed
Yangyang: Hungery
Ten: Gay
Kun: .....Wayv?
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dearrenjunnie · 4 years
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Happy Seonghwa day !
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dearrenjunnie · 4 years
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Jongin: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth
Minseok: No man can look you in the eyes and be straight
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dearrenjunnie · 4 years
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Taeyong: What do you got there Haechan?
Haechan: Oh, you know just a Mother’s Day card for the best mother in the world
Taeyong: Aw Haechan-
Haechan: [Looks Taeyong dead in the eyes as he hands the card to Suho]
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dearrenjunnie · 4 years
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Yunho: That’s a nice shirt San
San: Thanks, I got it at-
Yunho: itd look even better on Wooyoungs floor
San: -Wait what?
San: Did you just hit on me..?
Wooyoung: ...For me?
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dearrenjunnie · 4 years
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Hongjoong, parking the car: You guys go ahead and get us a table
Ateez: Alright
Moments later
Yunho, running out of the restaurant with a table: HONGJOONG START THE CAR!
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dearrenjunnie · 4 years
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Haechan: You can’t say bubbles in a threating tone
Chenle: Bet
Later
Renjun: Hey, why is Chenle on the roof screaming bubbles?
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dearrenjunnie · 4 years
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Kidnapper: We have one of your members.
Taekwoon: Oh really? Who?
Hyuck, screaming in the background: ITS ME, HYUNG HELP.
Taekwoon: You have the wrong number, have a nice day.
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dearrenjunnie · 4 years
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Johnny: Why are your tongues purple?
Jeno: We had slushies, I had a blue one.
Jaemin: And I had a red one.
Johnny: Oh.
Johnny:
Johnny: OH-WAIT
Mark: You drank each other’s slushies?
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dearrenjunnie · 4 years
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Haechan: What time does judgmental express get here?
Taeyong: What are you talking about?
Johnny: Doyoung arrives at noon
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dearrenjunnie · 4 years
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Wayv having family time
Yangyang: We can either make these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or at 4,000 degrees for one minute
Xiaojun: I don’t think that’s how making cookies work
Kun: Dont do it
Hendery: FUCKING FLOOR IT!
Ten: How about 4,000,000 degrees so we only have to wait one second?
Kun: You are gonna burn the dorm down-
Yukhei: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE MOTHER FUCKING SUN TO BAKE THESE BITCHES
Winwin: GENUIS
Kun: NO-
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dearrenjunnie · 4 years
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Things NCT have said that you can hear:
“OH YOU ARE NANA?”
“Okayyyyyyyyyy~”
“FiGhTiNg HaEyAdWaE !¡!”
“Oh daddy”
“Ty track, ty track”
“ˢᵏᵃʳᵘᵗ”
”Whats up we’re the uh-Foregin swaggers”
“I lived in America for four years man”
“Johnnys Fashion Evaluation”
“Johns Banana?”
“NOOOoooo Chittaprrrrrrrr”
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