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So I have this person in my life who is both our landlord and our friend.

As a landlord, he's a great person! However, on the rare occasion, something happens, and our landlord can't LEGALLY tell us how to do something our good friend —who also happens to have extensive knowledge of our exact situation— comes to help. And honestly! I think this is how Crowley would be as a Landlord

𝙻𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍!𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢: *𝚃𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚙𝚊𝚢𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖*

𝚃𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜: *𝚜𝚊𝚍, 𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐*

𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢: *𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚛𝚎-𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎*

𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎: 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍! 𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘!

𝚃𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜: *𝙰𝚞𝚍𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗*

#tell me im wrong though #crowleys the chaos the aziraphales calm #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens series 2 #spoilers good omens #good omens crowley #good omens tv #go2 #crowly x aziraphale #crowley #good omens fandom #good omemes #incorrect good omens quotes

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Here's the thing though!

I keep reading about how "cute" it is that Crowley is organizing the shop well Azi's gone...

Well, I have never claimed to be brilliant at organization, I'm pretty sure Crow just ain't doing it.

MY MAIN MAN IS ABSOLUTELY HURLING BOOKS OVER HIS SHOULDER AT ANY GIVEN TIME! literally stacks of books! Books from upstairs that he throws in some corner downstairs! Last time I checked! That's! Not! How! You! Organize!

Could you imagine walking into someone's house and all their assets were just thrown in the general area in which they should be! You walk into the kitchen, and the pots and pans are scattered! Plates shattered under your feet!

Also! No one can convince me this isn't how Crowley deals with things! Like, he just kinda flings crap over his shoulder when he's done with it. Omg! Imagine the items moving to the right spot for fear of their lives! Like the plants!

#imagine his clothes just just inching across his flat and hanging themselves up #headcanon #headcanon accepted #good omens thoughts #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens tv #good omens #good omens theory #good omens two #good omens on prime #good omens aziraphale #good omens analysis #good omens fandom #good omens headcanons #good omens hc #good omens crowley #good omens brainrot #good omens neil gaiman #good omemes #good omens memes #anthony j crowley #anthony crowley #crowly x aziraphale #aziraphale #aziracrow #michael sheen #david tennant #i just want to slyly mention that Crowley in a turtleneck might be my sexuality and I'm aro/ace #good omens series 2

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I need everyone to stop dissecting and analyzing the kiss/break up scenes of GO2's finale like it's high school English, and your teacher just finished reading a passage of Romeo and Juliette! Everyone needs to be an emotional wreck who screamed at their tv and ran around the living room like they were going for first place in the mentally unsound Olympics, OKAY!?? IF I READ ONE MORE ANGSTY ANALYSIS THAT MAKES IT HURT JUST A BIT MORE — YOU WILL FIND ME IN THE CORNER WITH CRAPPY, HAND-MADE SOCK PUPPETS GIVING MY MEN A HAPPY ENDING!!! I AM * * THIS CLOSE TO CARVING FIX IT FF INTO THE WALLS PEOPLE!

#watch good omens they said! #it will be funny they said! #do i look like im having fun #im not okay #who told you i was?? #im going to kick neil gaimen in the shin #go2 #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens tv #good omens spoilers #good omens series 2 #good omens season 2 #spoilers #crowly x aziraphale #good omens s2 #good omens thoughts #good omens season two #good omens kiss #spoilers good omens #s2 spoilers

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Are you ever sitting in your living room, your family sitting around you— it's pitch black, and you're chanting at your TV screen. "BE GAY! Be GAY! beeeeeeee gaaaaaay!" Then literally screaming when they are? Or??? Just??? Me???

#fanfic #fanfic community #gay #fictional characters #tv shows #tv series #meme #yeah I really did that but I won't tell you which show because that spoils all the fun #if you know you know #if you haven't done it then you're really not living

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I hope Arthur said those things to Merlin. Knowing him, he totally would have!

#the adventures of merlin #colin morgan #merlin #merthur #bbc merlin #merlin incorrect quotes #merlin fanfic #merlin fandom #merlin emrys #merlin tv #merlin and arthur #merlin x arthur #merlin crack #merlin bbc #merlin memes #bradley james #king arthur #arthur pendragon #fanfic community #fanfic #ao3 fanfic #ao3 crack #fanon #not gay but honestly so gay it hurts #prince arthur #arthur and merlin #arthur is an idiot but we love him #gay

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I have been saving funny fanfic clippings for years! THIS IS MY MOMENT TO SHINE!

#merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #fanfic #bradley james #colin morgan #fanfic community #the adventures of merlin #merlin incorrect quotes #merlin fanfic #merlin fandom #merlin emrys #merlin and arthur #merlin x arthur #merlin crack #merlin bbc #merlin memes #king arthur #prince arthur