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nezha’s idea of a date at the end of tdr:

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no one loved each other more than rin and kitay. despite all the rinezhafication of tpw, the best love story was the platonic bond between rin and kitay. kitay never stopped loving rin even as her made her most selfish choices. rin stuck by kitay even when she felt most betrayed by him, they never let each other go. they couldn’t even practice with each other in sinegard because they couldn’t bear to see the other hurt by their hand even if it was pretend. and AT THE END OF TBG???? kitay would rather die hating rin than live in a world without her at all. THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER ALWAYS OUTWEIGHED EVERYTHING, NOT EVEN IN DEATH COULD THEY BE TORN APART!!!

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Headcannons about batfamily

All of them has said “damnit damian” at least once(including damian himself)

Dick has called Bruce “Batdad”

Cass has broken hands because of her strong ass handshake(Bruce told her that firm handshakes assert dominance and she is often unaware of her own strength)

Selina has bribed Damian with a cat. She straight up gave him a cat. And it worked.

Bruce and Tim have a competition of who can stay awake longer that Alfred tries very hard to sabotage

Dick, Tim, and Steph have a Damian bingo card which includes but is not limited to: Calls himself the blood son, mentions being the superior robin, calls sibling by last name, gets a new pet, threatens violence or death, and insults Tim(free space)

Steph always has snacks on her and refuses to share

During the holidays Kate and Alfred just gossip in the corner about Bruce and how, despite being a very smart grown man, is the dumbest man they have every met

Jason and Babs have a book club and Dick is very upset he is not allowed to join

Cass is allergic to cats but refuses to acknowledge it until she literally can’t breathe because cat is cute and fluffy

Selina encourages this

Tim once hacked Damian’s school just to put a funny picture of him in the yearbook

Despite all being excellent detectives, no one knows what Jason is up to or where he is at any given time

Bruce knows every martial art ever but does not know how to do laundry

Harley Quinn(post break up with Joker) gave Jason a list of every embarrassing thing Joker has ever done and he uses it every time they fight

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Dick Grayson: technically every joke I make is a dick joke lol 👉😎👉

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I work at the radio and I have worked retail and I have worked food service.

The people who call in to the radio station are the dumbest people alive, holy shit.

Be honest, do you guys want the stories?

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Batman keeps a couple little baggies of Legos in his utility belt. They keep his birds busy during long meetings and are really good at giving scared kids something positive to focus on while recounting what they've witnessed, it gives them something to fidget with that they can feel completely in control of. He's often genuinely impressed with the cool things the kids create and tells them so.

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Bruce is going about his business one day when he realizes Tim has gone missing. Nothing suspicious has happened, so he consults the others to see where he might have gone.

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Jason: Right, that's pretty much what I've been saying.

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Justice League Biannual Budget Meeting

Bruce: …to summarize, we need to be spending less money on food and more on tech. Any questions?

Everyone, looking at one another:

Hal, internally: please no please no don’t ask questions I want to leave please nobody talk everyone shut up don’t—

Clark:…*clicks his tongue thoughtfully*

Hal, internally: NO don’t you DARE he’ll go on for another FORTY MINUTES DON'T YOU DARE YOU JOHN DEERE FARMBOY NO—

Clark: Well...

Hal, internally: No no one else is asking questions please don't please clark i'll do anything i'll go to your stupid farm and personally remove all of the prairie dogs please no no no

Clark: This six-part budgeting plan you laid out? Part four seems a little redundant. Can you explain your reasoning?

Bruce, nodding and pulling up a 24-slide Powerpoint: Absolutely. First, I'd like to review the quarterly expenses on the Watchtower--

Hal, internally: *Combusting*

J'onn, tuned into Hal's brain: 👁👄👁

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Later that day, once Bruce gets home:

Tim: How was the meeting?

Bruce: Satisfying.

Tim:...

Tim: You baited Clark into asking a question so Hal would get mad, didn't you?

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i don't think dc exploits enough the fact that bruce wayne is a fucking nerd

many times he is called "the world's best detective" or "one of the most intelligent people on the planet", but like, that is just calling him the world's biggest nerd

i want ollie or guy gardner bullying him, calling him a nerd everytime he solves a case or something

and before you say that the batkids should bully him too, remember that in their respective teams/friend groups they are the nerds/investigative geniuses, so i want them getting the nerd treatment too

(i say bully, but like, in the way that friends and siblings make fun of each other, not actually being mean)

#batman #dc comics #dc #batfamily #red hood #robin #nightwing #batgirl #red robin #dc spoiler #black bat #signal #bruce wayne #jason todd #damian wayne #dick grayson #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas

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Damian arriving at Alfred's grave with his vial of Lazarus resin only to find Jason already there with a shovel and his own vial of Lazarus resin

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the batfamily as my favorite twitter posts :-)

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THIS TOOK TOO LONG why did I do this to myself LOL Based of this post I made earlier. Added extra scene below. Dick is also the hardest one to draw for me.. idky Pretty boys are not my strong suit XD

It's his weakness...

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I feel like we all forget that Feyre is physically stronger than most fae. Including the IC and high lords. Rhys said so in ACOMAF when she bent that fork

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crescent city is so great because there is someone for every kind of reader

we’ve got:

goth gamer fae who has daddy issues and gets piercings/tattoos instead of therapy

dark, traumatized angel of death who severs heads without a second thought but really just wants to be loved

goddess of light fae who’s got curves for days and will step on you (also just wants to be loved)

hacker boy who probably has a cat-ear headset hidden in his desk drawer

ballerina/mercenary lesbian couple 

flirty, charming mer man who wants to be spoiled

literal cat-boy with an affinity for speaking in riddles, showing up unannounced, and scaring your friends. also he’s the prince of hell did i mention that

jacob from twilight who wants his roommates to have sex quietly for once

cool adoptive dad with a shotgun

drug dealer who would put snakes in your bed

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HOSAB characters as Buzzfeed Unsolved quotes

Bryce

Hunt

Ruhn

Lidia

Hypaxia

Baxian

Tharion

Ithan

Cormac

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HOSAB SPOILERS

yanno what i’m unreasonably upset about? the fact that the Asteri are probably gonna cut ruhns hair