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"Give me fifteen minutes and then I'll fax you those roblox codes."

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"The bath tub is getting cold. The only way to warm it is with a toaster. Let the fireworks commence."

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#toaster #bath #bathtub #fireworks #light #sparks #electricity #death #kill me

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"I will eat each and every one of your grandchildren one by one."

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#family #grandchildren #food #hungry #eat #eating #i will eat you #too #yummy #yum #delicious #delicious food

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"Suck my toes!"

"No, you freak!"

"Then let me suck yours."

"I'll rub some vinegar on them to keep you off."

"Doesn't make me wanna munch yo' toes any less."

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#toes #kink #kinky #freak #shitpost #conversation i had #sucking #sucking toes #yummy #yum #vinegar #please use some lovely #apple cider vinegar #or some #malt vinegar

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"Y'know a good feeling? Solid vomit sliding off your tongue while puking."

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#vomit #puke #disgusting #yummy #chunky #chunks #solid #food #regurgitated food #delicious food #delicious

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"When you die, may I take your skin and vital organs? They'll fetch a hefty price on the market. At least $75,000."

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#organs #anatomy #selling organs #heart #kidney #lungs #please #skin #it's actually an epidermis #science #money #shitpost

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"How many spinal cords would it take to get to Saturn?"

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#spines #anatomy #quote #saturn #space #shitpost #showerthoughts

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"You know what's louder than the lights buzzing? A jet engine."

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#engine #shitpost #funny #the fuck am i doing #loud #thinking out loud

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"Why do people die in house fire's? Why don't they just take a shower?"

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"A house fire is just free cremation."

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Just Saying...

If I ever suddenly start ranting about something, sorry.

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"I'll crack some eggs into your hair, let them dry, and then brush it with a comb."

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"It's the end of the three month cycle. My toilet paper's almost ran out. Time for tax credit."

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#tax credit #toilet paper #funny #why do i overhear these things #half of this shit is me #the other half is overheard #again #why

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"I'll tickle your grandmother's crusty ankle. No reason why, but I will."

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#shitpost #why #grandparents #grandma #ankles #threat #tickling #sorry grandma #i love you

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"If we ever have to resort to cannibalism on whoever dies first, kill me and eat my bone marrow. Love you. :)"

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"I'm so happy! Hey, Google? Play my feel good playlist."

*Plays German electro-swing.*

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#electroswing #google #google home #meme #shitpost #shower thoughts #why am i still trying #like #the fuck am i doing

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"This burger tastes like banana. What the fuck is wrong with this cafeteria?!"

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#shitpost #whatamidoing #funny #help #send help #i need help #food