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What's your current favorite headcannons? Doesn't have to be any specific fandoms!

(sorry for the late reply, i can't see my asks on my phone for some reason)

Miguel O'Hara's daughter was supposed to be that universes spider man and his death was supposed to be the death of a mentor. think about it, he gets shot by a robber (like uncle Ben). And, why was some dude's death so important unless it was a cannon event.

i also believe that cannon is a lot more fluid than Miguel realizes. Because, Miles getting bit should've destroyed his universe. that is a direct disturbance of cannon events, it completely changed his universes story. Also, if Miles wasn't supposed to be Spider Man, and he "created" the Spot, how could've the Spot caused Captain Singh's cannon event? Also, the black rift in Earth-50101 was just caused by the collider mixing with the Spot's powers, his universe isn't actually falling apart. I think the reason Miguel's second earth got destroyed because of his actions was because the cannon event HAPPENED, and he replaced him after that. We already know that people glitch on different earths. I think Miguel not only replacing a cannon event, but then disrupting another Spider person's story, and him being not native to that universe was just too much for that universe so it collapsed.

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This is how Malleus’s backstory is going 

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The jp server is going through some stuff.

#malleus draconia #twisted wonderland lilia #twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland meme #twst meme #silver #twst silver #twst sebek #sebek zigvolt #twst lilia #lilia vanrouge #general lilia #jp server #twst jp #dire crowley #twisted wonderland book 7 #twst book 7 #twisted wonderland spoilers #twst spoilers

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They're so right having a talking dog in a adult show is a horrible idea because talking animals are for kids right?

Right....?

#hbo velma #velma #scooby doo #velma dinkley #mystery gang #wtf #mindy kaling #bojack netflix #bojack horseman #family guy #happy tree friends #shrek is love #shrek #hbo series #hbo max #velma series

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Jamil: please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avocados get six.

Kalim, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: they had avocados!

#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst incorrect quotes #twst shitpost #twst kalim #kalim al asim #twst jamil #jamil viper

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Yuu: Floyd please calm down.

Floyd: I asked for two large fries!

Floyd *dumps fries on the table*

Floyd: but all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!

Mcdonalds is never getting his trust back

#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst incorrect quotes #twst yuu #twst x reader #twst floyd #floyd x reader #floyd leech #twst shitpost

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Yuu texting: Hey

Vil: Hey?

Yuu: I can't sleep.:/

Vil: I can. Goodnight.

Sorry you're not worth his beaty sleep.

#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst incorrect quotes #twst vil #twst yuu #vil schoenheit #vil x reader #twisted wonderland #twst shitpost

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Leona: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Yuu: It was me.....

Leona:....is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

*cough* simp*cough*

#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst incorrect quotes #twst shitpost #twst yuu #twisted wonderland #twst leona #leona kingscholar #leona x reader

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Ace: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

Riddle: don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

#twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland headcanons #twisted wonderland #ace trappola #riddle rosehearts #twst riddle #twst ace #twst shitpost

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Overblot gang: I need life advice.

Yuu , sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: you came to the right person.

#twst incorrect quotes #twst yuu #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland leona #leona kingscholar #twst riddle #riddle rosehearts #azul ashengrotto #twst azul #overblot #vil schoenheit #twst vil #twisted wonderland #jamil viper #overblot jamil #overblot riddle #overblot azul #overblot leona #idia shroud #twst idia #overblot idia #malleus draconia #twst malleus #overblot malleus #twst shitpost

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Jade: *yawns*

Yuu: Yaah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Jade: then you must be exhausted.

Azul: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst yuu #twst incorrect quotes #twst x reader #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #jade leech x reader #twisted wonderland jade #twisted wonderland Azul #twst shitpost

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Yuu: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!

Idia: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.

#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst incorrect quotes #twst yuu #twisted wonderland #twst headcanons #idia x reader #idia shroud #twst x reader #twisted wonderland headcanons #twst idia #twst shitpost

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Yuu: What are you eating?

Idia: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Yuu: I like you, don't I?

#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst incorrect quotes #idia x reader #idia shroud #twisted wonderland idia #twst yuu #twst x reader #twst shitpost #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland headcanons #twst headcanons

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Yuu: When's the last time you slept?

Idia: Uh.... a few days ago, I think.

Yuu: a few- How many?!

Idia: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers....

Yuu: What you need is sleep!

#idia you little gremlin you >_< #idia x reader #idia shroud #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst yuu #twst incorrect quotes #twst x reader #twst shitpost #twst headcanons #twisted wonderland idia #twisted wonderland headcanons

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Azul: I can't believe you've done this......

Yuu: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Azul on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

#twst yuu #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst incorrect quotes #twst x reader #azul ashengrotto #azul x reader #twst shitpost

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Idia: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you

Yuu: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Idia: Absolutely not.

#idia get some fucking sleep #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst incorrect quotes #idia shroud #idia x reader #twst yuu #twst x reader #twst shitpost

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Silver , texting Sebek: Sebek! Help I'm being kidnapped

Sebek: Where are you?

Silver: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!

Sebek: I'll call Lilia.

Lilia answering the phone: Y'ello?

Sebek: Where's Silver? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

Lilia: Silver? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-

Lilia:

Lilia: I'll call you back. *hangs up*

Lilia: THE NEW HAIR CUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Silver: WHO ARE YOU?!

#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst incorrect quotes #twst lilia #twisted wonderland lilia #twst silver #twst sebek #twisted wonderland headcanons #sebek zigvolt #lilia vanrouge #silver #twst shitpost