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kibleyy · 3 years
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WAS GONE FOR SO MANY MONTHS AND PPL ARE STILL INTERACTING WITH MY POSTS?!? WHAT A SHOCKER 😮😮😮😮😮
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kibleyy · 3 years
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i have entered another fandom once again huh... AND NOW KAEYAS MY COMFORT CHARACTER 😄😂😅🤣😂😃😁😎😉😍😊😍😎😊😎😊😍😉☺️😉🙂😗☺️😍😉☺️😙😄
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kibleyy · 3 years
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Is it bad that I think when Giyuu sings he would sound like Conan Gray
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kibleyy · 3 years
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NO BECAUSE LIKE IF GIYUU WAS NEVER TRAUMATIZED HE'LL DEFINITELY ACT LIKE MAFUYU
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kibleyy · 3 years
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Giyuu could literally sleep anywhere. Like Sanemi would be shouting at him and Giyuu would just doze off because the environment there is so warm and nice
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kibleyy · 3 years
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Giyuu to Shinobu: Why do men... b-boobs *uncontrollably sobbing*
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kibleyy · 3 years
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giyuu has this habit to stare at people when he doesn't know how to respond trying to think of an answer without noticing the discomfort of the other person
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kibleyy · 3 years
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Kyojurou: *sees Giyuu about to enter Sanemi's room*
Kyojurou: Hey!! What are you up to?
Giyuu: I'm gonna scream in his ear.
Kyojurou: Okay!!
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kibleyy · 3 years
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Guy promoting work: Hey, we're hiring people to work at this coffee shop
Genya: Well if you're ready to be charged and jailed with child labor I will be happy to comply!
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kibleyy · 3 years
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Kyojurou: *shows picture of his mother side to side with Giyuu*
Kyojurou: Yknow, you kinda look like my mum!
Giyuu: Are you indirectly calling me your mommy?
I'm sorry this sounded funnier in my head
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kibleyy · 3 years
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*Kyojurou doing an interview on reality tv*
Kyojurou: I think we have the closest bond out of all of "tHe boiS" out there!! Like for example.. We eat together,
*shows clip of Kyojurou staring lovingly at Giyuu eating french fries on the dinner table while he munches awkwardly*
Kyojurou: We shower together,
*shows clip of Kyojurou barging into the bathroom*
Kyojurou: GOOD MORNING SANEMI!!!
Sanemi: AAAAAAHH GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
Kyojurou: And of course we grade papers together!!
*shows clip of Tengen, Sanemi, Giyuu and Kyojurou all in one room grading papers*
Kyojurou: Sooo what are you all up to?
Sanemi: Fucking grading papers obviously. And why do we need to grade it together?
Kyojurou: So that we can all help eachother!!
Sanemi: Rengoku you failed all your math exams since highschool how do I expect you to help me?
Tengen: Oh how pitiful! The thought counts and that's what makes it flamboyant!!
Giyuu: Shinazugawa san, I can help. I passed all my mathematics exams ever since I was in kidnergarten.
Sanemi: Please get away from me Tomioka
Giyuu: I will eat all your fucking ohagis in your room. Don't you dare try to deny you stash them loads under your bed. I know everything you do and everywhere you go. Now accept my fucking help or-
Sanemi: OKAY OKAY JESUS
*bleep*
Kyojurou: We may have some ups and downs but we're like the best of friends!!
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*Kyojurou coming back from the store*
Kyojurou: OHHH GIYUUU!!! DADDY'S HOME WITH THE MILK
Giyuu: HUH??
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Kyojurou: I'd like to think I'm the most responsible one in this group!
Sanemi: You literally left the water running in the bathtub and the bathroom was flooding with your bath water and you wore your house slippers instead of your work shoes and also not to mention that one time where-
Kyojurou: SANEMI PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!
Giyuu: *raises his hand slowly*
Sanemi: No no, don't even try. You can't even take care of yourself without being reminded.
Giyuu: *slowly put hands on lap*
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kibleyy · 3 years
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*Giyuu and Uzui reacting to people summoning Barney*
-Video plays-: Guys if you don't hit the like button in three seconds Barney the Dinosaur will come to your room while you sleep and sing the alphabet song!
*Giyuu proceeds to press the like button and pauses to video, abruptly looking up to see Uzui's confused face*
Giyuu: Do you hear that Uzui? Barney the Dinosaur will come into your room and sing you're last lullaby.
Uzui: What-?
Giyuu: Imagine your last days on Earth. You're sound asleep in your bedroom and you wake up to the sound of something... singing the alphabet song to you. The room is dark, only having the full moon as your source of light.
Uzui: Giyuu I don't like where this is goin-
Giyuu: You hesitantly open your eyes to see a tall figure staring at you with the most hideous grin.
*Giyuu leans closer to Uzui's face as a bead of sweat drips down*
*He says in a hush tone*: ᵗʰᵉⁿ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ᵇᵉᵃᵗᵇᵒˣⁱⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏᵈᵃⁿᶜᵉ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠˡᵒᵒʳ ʷʰⁱˡᵉ ᵇᵃʳⁿᵉʸ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈⁱⁿᵒˢᵃᵘʳ ᶜᵒⁿᵗⁱⁿᵘᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ˢⁱⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃˡᵖʰᵃᵇᵉᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ ᵉᵐⁱⁿᵉᵐ ˢᵗʸˡᵉ.
Uzui: What the fuck is wrong with you.
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*Sanemi and Giyuu playing Phasmaphobia*
*Giyuu walks to Sanemi's character face to face*
Giyu: You're eyes are beautiful
Sanemi: We are playing a video game
Giyuu: Well.. I'm antisocial
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Giyuu: *smooshes glue with both palms of his hands and it makes a kissy noise*
Giyuu: You hear that Shinazugawa?
Sanemi: Excuse me?
Giyuu: Yeah that's the sound when me and you decide to get all smoochy aha
Sanemi: I will punch you
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Sanemi: Giyuu is so fucking annoying i wish he''d just go away and die. His face is so punchable and i want to kick him in the shins so bad everytime we make eye contact.
*Sanemi rambling his hatred in the background as Giyuu sips tea*
Giyuu: So we're best friends... you can feel the sexual tension between us.
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*Giyuu falls down*
Uzui: that is so unflamboyant!
Giyuu: You know what else is unflamboyant? You're fucking existence. Every day I wake up thinking "Oh shit today will be a fantastic day" and then your dumbass shows up. In fact, every waking hour I live is a nightmare. You just make it worse.
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Regoku: If we're talking about family dynamics here then Sanemi would be the rebelious teenage daughter while Giyuu would be the emo child!
Sanemi: Why the hell am I the rebelious teenage daughter? I hope you trip on a rock and somehow break your kneecaps!
Giyuu: I want to die.
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Rengoku: Guys please get along! Compliment eachother
Sanemi: You have a shit face
Giyuu: You have a nice ass
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Uzui: *Applying makeup on Rengoku, Sanemi and Giyuu*
Uzui: This is the best I've done all my life! Come take a look *gives mirror*
Rengoku: Wow! This is beautiful Uzui
Sanemi: *throws mirror*
Giyuu: I think you need an eye doctor
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Uzui: Hey Giyuu have you seen my- Yo what the fuck are you doing?
Giyuu: *room is terribly cold and is in a pillow fort with piles of snacks and sweets*
Giyuu: Hibernating.
Uzui: You need help
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Rengoku: *Posts a picture of a rat*
Rengoku: What is he thinking about guys 😁?
Uzui: He must be thinking about the art of that wall he's staring at! How flamboyant!
Sanemi: Of your annoying face and how much he wants to choke you. Sadly it does not possess human strength.
Giyuu: He is thinking about hard drugsss yeahhhh haha
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Sanemi: Hey Giyuu I've seen your baby photos why have you stop smiling?
Giyuu: Because I have come to realise that this world is a terrible humid place to be in as everyone in this world are the most hideous creatures I've seen. The world has the toxicity of the acids that was created by mother nature and the toxicity that humans spit out is probably even worse than natural acids.
Sanemi: That's quite the paragraph
Giyuu: Also I hate myself sooo
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Uzui: Quick! Tell me something that you love about me!
Rengoku: Oh there's so many! You're beautiful personality and this charm you have. And also your sense of style, it's so unique and you stand out tremendously!!
Sanemi: Bold of you to assume I like anything about you
Giyuu: Tiddies.
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Muichirou and Giyuu: *Looking at the ants walking out of their nest*
Giyuu: Y'know, sometimes I wonder if they know about the existence of demons. Look at them, they're only purpose is to serve their queen as it reproduces.
Muichirou: I wonder if they have a dick
Giyuu: Damn and I thought I would be the first to say that
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Shinobu: Tell me something you secretly want someone to do to you
Giyuu: Having someone big and strong to crush me with their thighs-
Shinobu: Ohh I didn't know you were into that type of thing-
Giyuu: -deliberately crushing my spine and the insides of my throat so that I would be famous! Like think of it Kochou, have you ever heard of anyone dying by those thick muscular thighs? *points at Himejima* It would be heavenly and the nicest way possible to die!
Shinobu: You are mental
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Giyuu: Shinazugawa, why can't I call you by your first name?
Sanemi: Because we aren't friends?
Giyuu: But remember the time when we first made eye contact? I swear there was a spark! Like those things in rom coms-
Sanemi: Is this a fucking love confession?
Giyuu: What is love? I only know pain in this sad world
Sanemi: Fucking emo
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kibleyy · 3 years
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Usually when the trio goes somewhere in car (Itadori, Megumi and Nobara), Megumi always sits in the middle.
Reason? Megumi is kind of touch starve and he doesn't know how to show affection or ask for affection. Sitting in the middle means elbows will touch you, or maybe their head will rest on your shoulder when they sleep.
He's happy with the little affection they give without them knowing.
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kibleyy · 3 years
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imagine an actor au for jujutsu kaisen.
Megumi, Itadori, Nobara and Gojo were doing an interview live with screaming fans everywhere.
They were asked some questions about what they think about their character and other characters. While Megumi was talking about Gojo's character, he accidentally said "Otosan" in replacement for Gojo at one point, tried to fix that mistake by covering it up. But Gojo and the others caught up to it and started teasing/making fun of Megumi.
Megumi, now very clearly embarrassed, is blushing very badly, covered his face with his hands on instinct because he doesn't want to see them and wants to run away but he can't since may I remind you this is live and he doesn't want to make more of a fool of himself.
The crowd is now a lot more noisy with lots of "awwss" and talking about that situation which we're still in and Gojo, Nobara and Itadori still won't let that mistake fly and is still making fun of Megumi.
A door opening aggressively was suddenly heard in the background. A big muscle man walked in angrily or annoyed idk
It was Toji, known as Megumi's father, that played as Megumi's father in the anime. He picked a fight with Gojo out of nowhere and now they're fighting.
thats how a live tv gone wrong came to life
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kibleyy · 3 years
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Megumi summons his dogs when he feels lonely.
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kibleyy · 3 years
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ayo sakuatsu headcanon time aha
During this pandemic, Sakusa would come by the Miya Twins household and drop hand sanitizers, hand wipes, masks and other cleaning products just to make sure Atsumu stay safe. Oh and sometimes he'll buy some snacks Atsumu can chew on.
Sakusa would feel bad if he just kept on spoiling Atsumu only so he now buys extra of the cleaning products for Osamu and the other family members
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