I'm Wiccan and in my religion the moon is associated with feminine energy and I 1000000% support this
the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs
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She booped the head and she is correct I don't see what's wrong here
You know I’m not sure cats actually understand cats either
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More memes~!
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Kai: *gets called into DO’s room*
Soo: You know why I called you in here, right?
Kai: *nods* I accidentally sent you a dick pic...
Soo: *stops unbuttoning his shirt* “accidentally”?
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Kai: you’re so hot even my pants are falling for you ;)
Taemin: then put your pants back on you’re gonna catch a cold!
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Wonho: yooo I just realized my birthday is the same day that I was born life is crazy
Nunu: I’m sorry what
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*Dinner at Irene’s house*
Irene: Mommy can you pass me the salt?
Seulgi and Irene’s mom: *reach for it at the same time*
Seulgi:
Irene’s mom:
Seulgi: well this is awkward
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Namjoon: damn Jin dinner is amazing! This chicken is so juicy-
Jimin: not as juicy as my ass
Namjoon:
Namjoon:
Namjoon: why do you insist on ruining dinner?
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Matthew: man milk is weird as fuck
Eric: Elaborate on that-
Matthew: just- someone went up to a cow like “Damn I wonder what would happen if I squeezed this motherfucker’s tiddies. Oh shit, liquid?? Oh fuck man you know I gotta put that shit in my mouth.”
Eric: I hate to admit it but you’re not wrong-
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BTS as shit my cats do
Jin: sneaks into the dogs’ cages and eats their kibble instead of going downstairs to eat his own goddamn food
Yoongi: plops down in the middle of the floor
Hobi: tries to lay down on everything I’m doing
Namjoon: breaks the blinds to get onto the windowsill
Jimin: bites you when you stop paying attention to him
Tae: licks my hand and then makes a weird ass face
Guk: sits on my neck when I’m standing up
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Yuta: Mark my words
Mark: Here you go *hands Yuta his dictionary*
Yuta: thank you Mark
(original post by @everybidenjusthavegoodtime)
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Sehun: I get all the bitches
Xiumin: The only bitch you’re gonna get is a bitch slap across the face if you don’t behave
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Taeyong: *sees Lucas has blood-shot eyes and smells like weed* How high are you??
Lucas: No, no, no, it’s hi how are you
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Wheein: If our buttcheeks were cut horizontally instead of vertically your ass would clap every time you went up or down the stairs
Hwasa: the fuck are you-
Moonbyul: IMAGINE GOING DOWN A SLIDE
Wheein & Moonbyul: *proceed to laugh their asses off as they imitate the noise it would make*
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Kai: Hey Mark wanna bang?
Kai: Shit I meant hang haha silly autocorrect
Mark: Uh Jongin this is a verbal conversation
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