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Snape, smugly: so Potter, how stupid must you be for failing your Potions test. Got anything to say for yourself?

Harry: well, not much, it's just that you are the one who taught us

Snape:...

James in the afterlife: THATS MY BOY!!

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Modern marauders

Marlene: why can't trees give off something useful as wifi?

Lily: so fuck oxygen I guess?

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Regulus: I've sent some good vibes your way and...they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them

Sirius: this is the most threatening way that I have ever been cheered up

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Sirius: I'm the older brother, you've got to obey me

Regulus: oh yeah? Then I'm going to be calling you pancake from now onwards

Sirius: why?

Regulus: cuz the first one's always a mistake

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James: let's get this staring, are you mad at me?

Lily: why should I be?

James: no, it's just that you just pushed me down the stairs

Lily, twirling her hair: well, I did that out of love

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Remus: I'd like to have a chocolate

Waiter: we don't have any chocolate

Waiter: sir, please that knife down

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Regulus: I'm a very matured person, I apologise whenever I'm wrong

Sirius: I've never heard you apologise?

Regulus: that's because I'm never wrong

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Sirius: mint is just cold spicy

Remus: wtf is wrong with you?

James: no wait, he actually has a point

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Remus:casually taking one step at a time

Sirius, taking two at a time and still falling behind: God has abandoned me, I'm all on my own with my tiny feet

Remus: so you know they're tiny

Sirius: fuck you

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Lily: I'm in a bad mood, no one talk to me

Remus: even me?

Lily: no, ofc not, you're my best mate and I'm so glad that you're here

James: even me?

Lily: especially you

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James: we are breaking up for 5 minutes

Lily: whatever

James:

Lily:

James:

James: is it 5 minutes yet?

Lily, checking her watch: 4 more to go

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Remus: d'you like me?

Sirius: we're married

Remus: yes, but d'you like me as your friend or husband?

Sirius:

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Remus: I'd die for you

Sirius: not to be mean or anything, but just yesterday you said you'd die for a slab of chocolate, so I don't feel too special

Remus:....i–i'd live for you...then??

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James: if I were to jump off a cliff and die, will you come to my funeral?

Sirius: no

James: I thought you were my best friend

Sirius:...cause I'll jump off the cliff with you and we'll die together

James:...bro *sniffling*

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Sirius: Moony close your eyes

Remus: ok *closes eyes*

Sirius, leaning in closer, whispering: happy Valentine's love

Sirius: walking out of the door

Remus: a blushing mess

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Oikawa: Iwa-chan, you should buy a bouquet of flower to my mom as thanks for what she made

Iwaizumi: and what is that?

Oikawa, winking: me

Iwaizumi: oh, so you mean extra trash

Oikawa: backed in a corner, audibly sniffling

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Kageyama: three words and I'm yours

Hinata: I can jump

Kageyama: ... guess what that was better! C'mon imma throw you some tosses rn

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