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Nb!MC: HAPPY BIRTHDAY POOKS!

M!MC: what the fu-

Leviathan: *smiling* Thanks Nb

I thought it posted earlier but I guess not 🥲 anyways.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS APRIL 9 ❤️❤️

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Obey me random quotes part 79 (damn-)

Levi: For all I know, you could be Batman!

Nb!MC: I am not Batman 😒

Also Nb later that night: I’m Batman *insert cool theme music*

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Me getting ready to write the most heartbreaking, emotional, depressing, and dramatic post ever, just to forget about for a few days and then posting it after posting the most wholesome things ever ❤️❤️

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me funny #obey me memes #idk what else to tag

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What in the laws of physics-

Now all I can imagine is the Obey me Lucifer using one of my MC’s as a weapon and attacking Mammon and Levi 😭

(Someone PLEASE redraw this 😭😭)

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Obey me random quotes part 78

Why the brothers(+MC’s) don’t do any type of mean pranks on Nb!MC…

Nb!MC: *just chilling, eating some fruit in the kitchen with Lucifer*

Lucifer: *cutting up some more fruit for Beel*

*insert three random people entering the kitchen*

Satan: Nb, you should be ashamed of yourself!

Nb!MC: *visibly confused*

Gn!MC: How could you do such a thing?

Asmo: I hope you never get mad at me!

Nb!MC: *whines and begins crying* lol trauma

Satan, Gn!MC, and Asmo: *regretting their life choices*

Nb!MC: Why y’all screaming at me?

Lucifer: *standing there with his arms crossed and a disappointed look on his face*

Nb!MC: *goes over to Lucifer* I was minding my damn business! Eating some fruit!

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Obey me random quotes part 77

This 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 be long idk yet-

Let’s just say they’re streaming this on Deviltube-

Asmo: *reading random fanmail with Nb!MC* Oh hey get a load o’ this one! It says “I secretly want to sleep with the Grim Reaper MC, I think they’re sooo hot”

Nb!MC: *totally not the Grim Reaper MC they’re talking bout-* …

Asmo: *sighs* Yeah, get in line sweetie. Everyone wants to sleep with Nb, you ain’t special.

Nb!MC: *leans on the wall with a sigh*

Asmo: Case in point, raise your hand if you wouldn’t be opposed to sleeping with Nb

Everyone in the room(besides Nb!MC, Thirteen, and Solomon): *raises their hands*

Solomon, who wasn’t paying attention: Oh me! Me!

Nb!MC: *looks over at Belphie* Wh- Belphegor!?

Belphie: What? Get a few stiff drinks in me and I’d toss that ass like a salad

Nb!MC: You’d what my what like a WHAT!?!?

Asmo: Thriteen, put your hand up, you’re lyin’

Thirteen: I’m a lesbian, you idiot..

Asmo: *mumbling* How bout we prove that theory.. *rips a page from a magazine and puts it in front of Nb!MC*

Nb!MC:what the world do you think you’re- *looks down and sees it from a bikini modelling magazine* WHAT-

Belphie: PFFT-

Thirteen: *raises her hand now* ugh.. this is stupid..

Asmo: Yeah that’s what I thought

Nb!MC: *now looking at the chat* YOURE ALL MISERABLE PERVERTS!!

Levi: Don’t worry Nb, none of us would actually try anything! You’re just.. nice to look at, is all!

Nb!MC: Do you suppose I should thank you for refraining from assaulting me!? *mumbles* Disgusting! *pushing Levi away* Obey the five foot rule, please!

Totally didn’t forget this-

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Obey me random quotes part 76(I finally remembered it)

Cerberus: *clearly a dog*

Mammon: *points at Cerberus* Chicken!

Nb!MC: Dude that’s a dog-

The food Solomon made: *explodes because why not-*

At Beel’s funeral(he died from food poisoning *cough* SOLOMON *cough cough*)

Nb!MC: We’d like to take a moment to announce that-

The food Solomon brought: *explodes(again)*

M!MC: AHH-

Solomon: ALL MY FOOD.. KEEPS BLOWING U-

And then everyone died bc of Solomon’s food blowing up ❤️

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YAY I CAN POST AGAIN 🥳🥳 anyways-

Obey me random quotes part 75?????

Nb!MC after Lucifer said they were have tacos: But Satan said we were having burgers..

Mammon: *jokingly* If Satan jumped off a cliff would you?

*insert awkward silence*

M!MC: NB!

Nb!MC: well- I- I’m- I mean it depends!

Lucifer: DONT JUMP OFF A CLIFF!

Nb!MC: well I wasn’t planning on it-

Satan: But if I did you would?

*insert awkward silence pt.2*

Everyone in the room(besides Nb): NB!

Nb!MC: *puts their hands up* Alright chill! I won’t!

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Obey me random quotes part 74 (yes I’m back(stupid tests))

A very hungry Beel: I’m hungry

A child who eats as much as Beel (Nb!MC): *standing next to him, nodding*

Lucifer: *making dinner* So lick that coat! You smell like a-

Nb!MC: Grilled cheese

Lucifer: What?

Beel: grill us a cheese

Lucifer: I’m not grilling you two a cheese!

Nb!MC: *starts crying*

Lucifer: Wha-

Beel: *also starts crying*

Lucifer: *rolls his eyes* Oh for father’s sake..

A few moments later..

Beel + Nb!MC: *eating the grilled cheeses happily*

Lucifer in the background: *sighs* Is this what I get for having two adopted kids that are the same avatar of sin..

Nb!MC: No! I just don’t have a stomach! *smiles*

Beel: Oh cool!

Mammon: *happened to overhear everything* What the actual FU-

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Obey me random quotes part 73 (sorry for the inactivity lately 🥲)

For reasons unknown, there’s two Nb!MC’s, and no one can tell who’s who

Mammon: *thinking of ideas and finally gets one* Try grounding them Lucifer

Lucifer: Oh yeah.. All right Nb’s, since I don’t know which one’s the real one *holds up a gun* you’re both grounded for three weeks!

Nb!MC: Hold the fuck up! What the fuck did I do to get grounded!? I swear to fuck I haven’t tried to murder my siblings since you grounded me the first time Luci! Fuck you! You’re fucking high! And you’re delusional as fuck!

Lucifer: *shots the other Nb*

Mammon: Nb I’m so glad you’re ok! *hugs them*

Lucifer: Oh I’m so glad I shot the right one..

Nb!MC: *pushes Mammon away* Well I wish you would’ve shot me bitch cause now I’m grounded for three fucking weeks!

Tell me why I thought Tumblr deleted my account because it kicked me out and wouldn’t let me sign back in… I almost made another account 🥲

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Obey me random quotes part 72 (send help)

Nb!MC: On a scale of one to ten how bad is it?

M!MC: oh.. I’d say it’s about 7. …..

Gn!MC: Arm ripped off??

Nb!MC: MY ARM IS WHAT!?

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Obey me random quotes part 71??

The triplets + Satan doing random things be like;

Nb!MC: *standing in the middle of the park, holding their scythe* Satan, how many-

Satan: 20

M!MC: *holding Nb back from stabbing themselves* Start lower.. I beg you-

Gn!MC: *eating popcorn* You can’t hold them forever man!

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Obey me BIRTHDAY EVENT!!!! 🥳🥳🥳

Solomon:Keep your eyes closed! I have a surprise!~ *brings everyone in the room*

Satan:*holding Nb’s favourite cake*

Nb!MC: Did you learn how to cook?

Solomon:.. I said surprise not miracle!

Mammon: *snickers in the background*

Nb!MC: Can I open my eyes now??

Solomon: Hold on! *gives Beel the flowers, Belphie the balloons, and everyone else the gifts they picked out* And… Now!

Nb!MC: Nah now I’m scared to see what you- *opens their eyes and gasps*

Everyone(-Nb): HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Nb!MC: Omd! *starts tearing up* I thought you guys forgot!

Lucifer: How could we forget? You’re family to all of us!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE 🥳🎉🎂

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Obey me random quotes part 70

The triplets are on a mission but they can’t get noticed;

Nb!MC: *turns into a bear*

M!MC: wait not like that-

Nb!MC: *turns back to their normal form, crossing their arms*

M!MC: not like that either-

Nb!MC: you want me to shift! *turns into a dog* you don’t want to shift! *turns into a little boy* PICK A LANE!

M!MC: and now you’re a boy..

Nb!MC: I am today.. *leaves their hiding place*

M!MC: Wait-

Gn!MC: *sighs* let’s just get this over with..

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Obey me random quotes part 69

Barbatos: *holding Nb over the cliff* and just like that.. *drops them* Nb’s gone!

M!MC: *wasn’t paying attention* huh-

Gn!MC: then who’s tha-

Nb!MC: *standing behind Barbatos* wrong! Nb’s right here ya fucking Brussel sprout!

M!MC: *still wasn’t paying attention* Huh-

Barbatos: AH WHAT THE FU- *falls off the cliff*

Nb!MC and Gn!MC: pfft-

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Obey me random quotes part 68

Leviathan: Shit! shit! shit! shit! shit! What the fuck am I supposed to tell Nb!?

Asmo: well they seem to like you Levi, maybe they would understand-

Levi: Ok my dick is good. But it is not that good Asmo!

Asmo: Levi I don’t think we really have a choice!

Levi: so what you want me to just call them up and be like “Hey Nb..”

A few minutes later..

Levi: *on the phone with Nb* so your brother came by, took your book and teleported off to who the fuck knows where! And we have no way of getting either of them back ok? Ok! Good talk! Byee.. *hangs up and looks over at Asmo* oh that actually went better than I thought-

Nb!MC: *breaks the door down in their demon form* LEVIATHANNNNN!!

IM MAKING THE EXPLANATION TO MY AU SOON IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND-

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Obey me random quotes part 67

Lucifer: *in a meeting with Diavolo and some other demons* I’ve got to get back home before the kids realise I’m not there.

Meanwhile at HoL

Child!M!MC: *holding Baby!Satan and Child!Gn!MC* Mama?

Child!Nb!MC: *panicking since none of them have seen Lucifer all day* MAMA!?

Mammon: *standing there since he doesn’t know what to do* fu-

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