Obey me random quotes part 76(I finally remembered it)
Cerberus: *clearly a dog*
Mammon: *points at Cerberus* Chicken!
Nb!MC: Dude that’s a dog-
The food Solomon made: *explodes because why not-*
At Beel’s funeral(he died from food poisoning *cough* SOLOMON *cough cough*)
Nb!MC: We’d like to take a moment to announce that-
The food Solomon brought: *explodes(again)*
M!MC: AHH-
Solomon: ALL MY FOOD.. KEEPS BLOWING U-
And then everyone died bc of Solomon’s food blowing up ❤️
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one of my favorite things about gideon is the characterization of "born 2 be jock 😎🔥💪 forced 2 be goth 😔☠️🦴" like quite literally one of the funniest character choices i've seen an author make and pull off
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2023 is ganna be the year where i just talk openly about my ocs i think
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It’s almost mesmerizing, the way Al-Haitham responds to him so well, head bent down and eyes narrowed in concentration. He moves with every light push from Kaveh, mirrors every shift in weight. He follows Kaveh’s lead confidently, unhesitantly, as if there’s no need to doubt where Kaveh will take him.
Like he believes in him.
-- another name for a companion, chapter 1
time to post what everyone (me) has been waiting for from me with bated breath: haikavetham masquerade
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It's so funny to watch people go about their tasks normally not knowing the complete shit storm that Etho & Grian are creating.
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Crosshair and Hunter being so in tune that they can accurately figure out each other’s most deeply held regrets without having a single real conversation and then exclusively using that knowledge to make each other angry is the realest thing this whole episode
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“link and zelda live together and share a bed” this and “zelda kicked link out of his own house” that………..no one wants consider the possibility that link is a rat bastard landlord who rents his cottagecore loft studio airbnb to the princess of hyrule…
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Revenant Hill (𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘚𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘺)
The year is 1919. After the barn he was living in burns down, Twigs the cat takes up residence in a wet log near an abandoned graveyard. When the owl from the next hill over starts demanding rent, Twigs must find a way to make ends meet, and things just get more complicated from there.
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