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like im starting to think that im y/n

YA'LL- I AM HAVING A WATTPAD EXPERIENCE!!!!!!

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YA'LL- I AM HAVING A WATTPAD EXPERIENCE!!!!!!

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reblog to instantly give the person you reblogged it from a pair of wings

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btw all of these came off of the name cameryn

Rating Nicknames I've Been Called

Cami- 0/10 absolutely hate it but I've been called that all throughout my life even though I've asked people to stop they don't fucking stop

Camera-4/10 not the worst I've been called, its better then fucking Cami

Cams- 5/10 idk why its just like not that bad

Cam- 6/10 bc idk why

Green Bean- 7/10 don't ask abt this one but its cuz my old crush came up with it and we're still friends to this day

Cambeano- 10/10 by far my favorite but only when 1 person calls me it if its anyone else then its a -1,000,000,000,000/10

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Rating Nicknames I've Been Called

Cami- 0/10 absolutely hate it but I've been called that all throughout my life even though I've asked people to stop they don't fucking stop

Camera-4/10 not the worst I've been called, its better then fucking Cami

Cams- 5/10 idk why its just like not that bad

Cam- 6/10 bc idk why

Green Bean- 7/10 don't ask abt this one but its cuz my old crush came up with it and we're still friends to this day

Cambeano- 10/10 by far my favorite but only when 1 person calls me it if its anyone else then its a -1,000,000,000,000/10

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i am soooo angry. ok so theres this kid in my grade and hes 4'11 (149.86 cm) and hes fucking taller then me. wtf. i can not be that short.

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hot ppl have chest/shoulder/back acne

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Leaving

a/n: I did it again. I wrote a fic at 2 o'clock in the mother fucking morning. Requests are open, and I have a very busy life so I might not get around to it immediately. Also pls excuse my terrible writing.

Warning: extreme use of the word 'fuck', angst, fluff, angey lily, written while listening to Sophia the first theme on repeat for 3 hours, written in one go, lmk if I missed anything

"You know, at this point you'll be lucky to be able to sit tomorrow if you don’t get your slutty ass over her. Right. This. Instant." Remus seethed, fists clenching,

"and what if don’t?" you asked, still pissed that the boys wouldn’t listen to your side of the story,

"then you'll be in for a rough night" Sirius answered, slowly standing up from his spot on James' bed and walking towards you, you backing up to the door, grabbing the handle, and walking out and into your dorm.

When you got to your dorm, Lily, Marlene, Mary, and Dorcas seemed surprised that you were in there, especially considering the fact that they saw you go into the boys dorm earlier that evening,

"hey, y/n/n. is everything alright?" Lily asked, setting her book down and walking over to you,

"yes Lils. Everything is perfectly fucking fine" you responded getting into your bed, not even bothering to change,

"are-are you sure? You seem pretty upset" Dorcas said from her bed, sitting up so she could talk to you better,

"I'm doing just so fucking fantastic! So fucking fantastic in fact, I'm going for a walk. I wont be back for a while so don’t fucking worry about me" you said, getting up and walking out the door, slamming it in the process.

back in the boys dorm

"what happened?" James asked sitting up,

"I-I don’t know, she just, left…" Remus said sitting down on his own bed,

"should we go and-" Sirius was cut off when their door flew open leaving a dent in the wall where the handle hit,

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU FUCKING LOT FUCKING DO TO HER??" Lily yelled as she walked in,

"w-we don’t know-"

"YOU FUCKING KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT YOU LITTLE FUCKING PIECES OF FUCKING FUCK!"

"we do, we do, its just, we don’t know what we did to her. We don’t know what happened" James said,

"

"Well you three better go fucking fix that fucking mess of a fucking little fucking girl, you fucking hear me?" Lily threatened,

"yes ma'am" all three boys said at once,

"now fucking go" lily pointed out the door.

in the astronomy tower

"I was a girl in the village doing alright, then I became a princess overnight now I gotta figure out how to do it right so much to learn and see…" you hummed the Sophia the first intro to yourself as you looked out at the stars, leaning on the rail, when you hear quick footsteps approaching, thinking it was McGonagall, you jump the rail and go on the outside of the school, hanging onto the bricks by a very small fucking ledge,

"y/n/n! y/n/n! where are you y/n/n" you hear James voice sound,

"James?" you ask,

"y/n/n! where-where are you?"

"hold on," you climb back in and hug him,

"why-why were you out there? You weren't gonna-you weren't gonna jump, were you?" he asks, tears brimming his eyes,

"no, no Jamie I would never" you pull him closer standing on your tip toes,

"y/n! oh y/n! we were so worried! We're so sorry! What happened?" Remus asks upon entrance,

"none of you let me explain MY side of the fucking story you fucking nitwits"

"oh, OH! Oh, bunny I'm-we're so sorry! What happened?"

"well…"

'Back off Snivillus!' you say walking faster as the greasy haired mop face toe rag continues to follow you,

'why should i?' he asks, pinning you against a wall,

'please just go away' you cry, hoping someone, anyone will come and save you,

'I don’t think I will,' he pretends to think before he just starts kissing your neck, you chanting, 'please' tears streaming down your face, and in that moment your three boyfriends, Remus James and Sirius turn the corner and see you squirming, saying please, and not noticing the tears, they push Snape off and drag you to their dorm where they tried to punish you but you wouldn’t take it, and that gets us all caught up

"oh bunny, we're so sorry, we didn’t know, we should have let you explain." Sirius says and kisses your cheek,

"we will always ask for your side in the future, bunny" Remus says and joins the hug between you and James, soon followed by Sirius.

#poly!marauders #prongs #moony #padfoot #angy lily #extreme usage of fuck #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #lily evans #sirius x you #james x you #remus x you #sirius x remus x james x you

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Not On The Trampoline

a/n: i wrote this at like 2:00am last night and it was based off of a dream i had that included my friend group irl. Oh also feel free to request something i have absolutely nothing to do with my life rn so i will write it as soon as possible, i'm not good at writing smut but i will try in the future i have a few fics and one shots in mind but they kind of suck

warning: implied smut, cussing, almost death, lmk if i missed something

You and all your best friends, aka the marauders, were all hanging out at James house, on his trampoline, when suddenly Remus speaks up,

"hold on, so y/n is the smallest one here right?" he confirms, which James and Sirius quickly agree to,

"hey, I'm not that much smaller than you guys" you try to protest but to no avail

"what if, we play crack the egg, and we all take turns trying to crack her" Remus continues as if you weren't even there, "James first, then Sirius, then me" all the boys agreed and you got into and egg position while Remus and Sirius got off the trampoline to let James bounce you without their extra weight. He bounced you for a few minutes until you broke by flying a good 4 feet into the air and landing back down on your back,

"ow!" you yell but none of them give two shits as Sirius and James trade places, and Sirius flings you off the trampoline in less than a minute and James had to catch you before you died, just to throw you back onto the trampoline in a not-so-ceremonious way. And Remus following you quickly and you going back into ball form, Remus bounced you a couple of times and you bounced very VERY high, so you grabbed onto him on the way down bringing him with you, him landing on top. You stare into each other's eyes for a moment before you both leaned in and started making out on James' trampoline. You both almost went further until a certain someone had to ruin the moment,

"NOT ON MY FUCKING TRAMPOLINE"

"I think you mean, 'no fucking on my trampoline'"

#remus lupin #remus lupin smut #james potter #sirius black #the marauders #marauders #marauders smut #moony #padfoot #prongs

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So today i got my hair dyed like, back to my natural color (cuz it was blue before) and i have like, hazel eyes, and dark brown hair and now i look like i could be james potter's sister and it's creeping me out cuz i never realized how much i look like him in girl form

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Im a B.I.T.C.H

Why did this call me out like this

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https://www.wattpad.com/1062662092-draco-the-baka-im-so-sorry

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY **NOT MY STORY**

Credit:

@maraudersgirl1234

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The Hogwarts Houses As Conversations I've Had With My Friends

Slytherin: Hey, Hufflepuff, if we were in the Harry Potter universe, would you be mad at me if I became a death eater and f*cked Bellatrix?

Hufflepuff: I would be proud of you for joining the death eaters, but mad that f*cked Trixy without me

Gryffindor: What do you and Slytherin wanna have a threes0me with Bellatrix Lestrange?

Hufflepuff and Slytherin at the same time: Yes.

Ravenclaw: Can we make it a fours0me?

#harry potter #why does this exist #help my brain #i have weird friends #slytherin #ravenclaw #gryffindor #hufflepuff #bellatrix #death eaters #text post

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Someone other than Ronald: If I could rearrange the alphabet-

Hermione: Why put U and I together when N and O already are?

#idk what this is

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Gryffindor: Hufflepuff!

Hufflepuff: It was Ravenclaw! I didn't do anything!

Ravenclaw: It was Slytherin.

Slytherin, holding a match box in front of the burning house: Need something Gryffindor?

#idk what to put here

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Sirius: I'm gay

Remus: Ok

James: Yep

Peter: We knew that

Lily: You're officially the last to know

Sirius: But-but how did you lot know before me???

Remus: You're sitting on my lap and we've been dating for almost 7 months now love

Sirius: But how did you know?????

#but how did they know #marauders era #wolfstar

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I'm in class rn and we're learning about wolves and how the stars effect them, and so the first fucking thing I thought of, was, :wolfstar. it-yes.

so I raised my hand and say, "hey Mrs. teacher lady are we gonna learn about poor depressed gay werewolf and his emotionally and physically abused gay dog boyfriend?"

#i can even think of anything #so #wolfstar