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do it or you’re fired

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do it or you’re fired

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thinking about how ron's anchor arc was the BEST arc of s1. the way the pacing changed SO FAST. how beth was suddenly ACTING-acting, not just for comedy. how the dads were trying all they could to help, but ultimately it was useless. the cresendo of WILLY (ugh) being willy, cultivating the final reveal that RON STAMPLER'S OWN FATHER ATTEMPTED TO KILL HIM. by drowning, no less. one of the worst ways to go. what an asshole. what an asshat. i hope he gets sliced into a million pieces by taylor's stupid mall katana while he makes another deez nuts joke. its what he DESERVES

#ron stampler #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads s1

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it’s been a hundred years since I’ve posted on this blog but uhhhhhh.... anybody here listen to a lil show called Dungeons and Daddies?

#dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads #dndads odyssey

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i will not accept rocks rock slander today

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the sharks are gentle op is NOT

Baby Blacktip Reef shark!

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gender??

i hardly know her

#lgbt #lgbtq #funny #humor #joke

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hear me out!!

hermie the unworthy // doug d’interne

if you really fuck up your speech the last name doesnt sound dissimilar.. an ellis island situation?

#im reading into things ik #but just in case km not #hermie the unworthy #doug the intern #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dads

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Family reunion in hell

#i love how where glenn has the scar taylor shaved #dndaddies #dndads #its beautiful #dungeons and daddies #excellent work op

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ep 61 got me alright. it got me.

#beautiful job op #dndads ep 61 #ron stampler #fanart #dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies

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in these trying times for womens reproductive health, it would be a spectacular time for women who no longer require the services of the uterus to take a ride on the good ol steam engine.

#ya get it? ya get it? #roe wade #roe v wade #uterus #woman #women #joke #funny

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guys i gotta get something off my chest

*top surgery*

#lgbtq #lgbtqia #joke #funny #gay

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Do you ever think about how Ron maybe likes his thanksgiving meal to be prepared as leftovers because he never got the actual thanksgiving meal (because i can't belive Willy cared enough to make it and his mom was sick all the time) so the only way he could really eat thanksgiving food was as leftovers from other people? Because that is the thought i was just struck with so now you get to suffer with me.

(I guess it could also be because he just likes how it tastes because he is a bit of a weirdo but its still a nice headcanon in my opinion)

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #lovely analysis op

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does idolatry count if your idol is from bts

#bts #bible #jesus #idol #idolatry #please dont come for me bts fandom i think youre chill i just thought it was a funny #joke #tp #textpost #text post #kpop #catholic #(IM NOT CATHOLIC)

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i have such a love/hate relationship with will campos- like wtf do you mean Normals full name is "Normally 'ly Oak" thats so fucking stupid and also the funniest thing ive ever heard

#rb #dndads s2 #dndaddies #did i reblog this already i dknt remember

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everyday the willpower to stop myself from consuming soap straight from the pump dwindles.

i blame the smurfs movie they made that shit look delicious and nutritious to impressionable youths

#soap #if i eated soap no i didnt because yes i did #tp #text post #the smurfs movie #the smurfs #smurfs #funny #meme

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theres a pussy in these boots?

#puss in boots #shrek #dreamworks