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The Dewsweepers

A slapstick comedy about a nutty professor-type scientist who experiments with self-heating golf balls because he likes to play early in the morning and not violate rules about wiping the dew off his golf ball. Hilarity ensues.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #golf #rules of golf #golf movie #sports movie #slapstick #slapstick comedy #comedy #dewsweeper #dew #morning dew #nutty professor

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The Bunkerbuster

A slapstick comedy about a golf pro who actually plays better from the rough, except he's on a weird streak of bad luck- he's always hitting it on the fairway or the green, but keeps botching his shots even if the next one ends up in fair play.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #bunker #golf #rules of golf #slapstick #slapstick comedy #comedy #golf movie #sports movie

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The Legend of Note 1

A slapstick kung-fu comedy about a fight breaking out and then spreading throughout a golf club over attending the flag when another player is chipping or putting from off the green.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #slapstick #slapstick comedy #comedy #kung fu #kung fu movie #golf movie #sports movie #golf #rules of golf

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The Greenvale Scuba Team

A slapstick comedy about a golf foursome who only goes out in torrential downpours.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #slapstick comedy #comedy #slapstick #golf #rules of golf #rain #golf movie #sports movie

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Who's Ball Is It?

A slapstick golf comedy where everyone keeps playing the same number ball, keeps getting confused, and then penalized for the confusion.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #golf #comedy #slapstick #slapstick comedy #golf movie #sports movie #rules of golf

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Gun-Me?! No, Gun-Yu!

A poorly-considered slapstick retelling of the Great Flood myth of China in the third or second millennium BCE.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #flood myth #flood #gun-yu #emperor yao #china #chinese mythology #chinese history #slapstick #slapstick comedy #comedy

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The Adventures of the Young Spider Grandmother

A wildly tasteless young adult adaptation of the Hopi flood myth and the discovery of the Fourth World.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #flood myth #young adult #hopi #native american #indigenous #indigineous people #hopi tribe #flood #fourth world #spider grandmother

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Manvantara-Sandy-Ha

A weird retelling of the Satapatha Brahmana flood myth as a 1960s beach party movie, but with Bollywood flair.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #beach party #beach party movie #manvantara-sandhya #satapatha brahmana #puranas #flood #flood myth #manu #vishnu #matsya

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Ea-ANC

A workplace comedy retelling of the flood myth from The Epic of Gilgamesh, in which the world is saved from the flood when Ea gives Enlil a pair of noise canceling headphones.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #anc #noise canceling headphones #noise cancelling #epic of gilgamesh #gilgamesh #flood #flood myth #workplace comedy #comedy #mesopotamia

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Two by Two, Two-By-Four

A dark take on the biblical story of Noah, in which a drunken carpenter, misinterpreting a message from god, attempts to build a massive boat out of animals in order to save two of every kind of lumber from a flood.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #noah #noah's ark #ark #bible #lumber #wood #two-by-four #flood #drama #bible story

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Edward Scissorhands

A Nigerian remake of Edward Scissorhands.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #edward scissorhands #drama #tim burton #nigeria #nollywood #remake

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Blow Dry

A Nigerian remake of the 2001 British romantic comedy.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #blow dry #nigeria #nollywood #romantic comedy #remake

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Shampoo

A Nigerian remake of the 1968 film.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #shampoo #nigeria #nollywood #remake #satire

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Grease

A Nigerian remake of the 1978 musical comedy.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #musical #comedy #grease #nigeria #nollywood #remake

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Hairspray

A Nigerian remake of John Waters' 1988 film.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #hairspray #john waters #nigeria #nollywood #music #musical

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Infernal Human Machine

A body horror film about the attempted assassination of Louis Philippe I of France by Giuseppe Marco Fieschi. Fieschi is paid by his co-conspirators to built a gun array to fire a volley at the King during a parade, instead Fieschi figures out how to surgically modify himself into a living weapon, so that he can fire projectiles out of barrels he implants into his arms.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #horror #body horror #history #assassination #louis philippe i #louis-philippe i #france #king #infernal machine

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DreamWorks Animation's 3D Pipes

An animated DreamWorks film based on the classic '90s screensaver.

#bad idea #movie pitch #pitch and moan #dreamworks #animation #dreamworks animation #animated film #cartoon #screen saver #screensaver #screensavers #3d pipes #1990s #'90s #windows 95