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"James no"

—a book by Lily Evans, co-authored by Marlene McKinnon and Dorcas Meadowes, introduction by Minerva McGonagall with excerpts from "Stop James" by Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew, followed by a sequel "James yes" by Sirius Black.

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If there’s ever a marauders movie I want a scene where Remus takes off his shirt in slow mo and with rock music playing in the background and Sirius is just there drooling over him

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Old habits die hard

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marauder era girls part 2 - lily !

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Sirius, texting Remus: Remus! Help I’m being kidnapped.

Remus: Where are you?

Sirius: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Remus: I’ll call James.

James, answering his cell: Y’ello?

Remus: Where’s Sirius? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.

James: Sirius? Whaddya mean, he's right next to me-

James:

James: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

James: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Sirius: WHO ARE YOU?!

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Sirius: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Remus: How am I supposed to know?

James: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Remus: *sighs*

Remus: You wouldn't be trapped.

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Sirius: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.

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Remus: All of your existences are confusing.

The other marauders: How so?

Remus: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Sirius, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

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James: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’

James: Doesn't work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.

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Remus: This is a mistake

Sirius, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Remus: But not today

Sirius, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to hurt

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I forgot to post this here on Sirius’ birthday

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you've always been gay, baby

the author was just an idiot to not have realized it

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Snape:

Anyone with braincells:

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marauders while texting :

james is grey, remus is black

white is sirius, blue is james

white is sirius, blue is james

pink is marlene, white is mary

james to lily

blue is remus, white is sirius

james is blue, snape is white

sirius' messages to remus

blue is lily, white is james

grey is james, white is lily (/regulus)

most of the images are stolen from this post

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friendly reminder that Snape was perfectly fine with a literal infant being murdered until he found out his obsession could get murdered as well❤️

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