Me, every time consume a new piece of fictional media: New AO3 Section Unlocked
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rb this to give the person you reblogged it from fangs
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I was shocked and appalled when I learned that jesters were actually well regarded and rich in a monarchy. I thought they were my allies 😡
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Today’s Shakespeare take:
Bromeo and Juuliette
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Hey guys! What If…? got renewed for season 2 and I have the leaked episode titles!:
Episode 1: What if Spider-Man never got the suit?
Episode 2: What if Scott never learned close up magic?
Episode 3: What if Clint went to grief counseling instead of on a murder spree?
Episode 4: What if Loki’s knives were plastic?
Episode 5: What if the infinity stones were edible?
Episode 6: What if Loki’s play was a musical?
Episode 7: What if Vision could correctly make paprikash?
Episode 8: What if Wanda took a town in Florida hostage?
Episode 9: What if the Avengers were located in Ohio?
Episode 10: What if Ohi
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Last night I had a dream, in which I said, “everyone dies. I’m just speeding up the process” and I woke up mid sentence, heard myself saying that and started chuckling like a psychopath.
I should start posting about my sleep talking.
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I should start posting about my sleep talking.
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Telling the song “shut up” right before you skip it>>>>>
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Ngl this is kinda hilarious
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Remember gamers, “cheating” is only for multiplayer, when you’re on your own it’s “having fun”
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reblog to give your mutuals a djungelskog
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do you guys think they buried nat in the vest
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Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you
PANERA? BREAD??
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No offense, but I don’t want to hear Thor/Loki shippers complain about how bad Sylvie/Loki shippers are.
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GUYS 🥺🥺🥺
NOELLES FAN FIC HAS THIS BIT AND IM JUST 🥺🥺🥺 BECAUSE WHEN A CAT BLINKS SLOWLY IT MEANS THEY LOVE YOU 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Peter, making a cake: *smoke alarms going off* If you do the cooking by the book, than you’ll have a-
Tony, bursting into the room: WHY IS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE
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