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southern-sarcasm · 16 days

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Finally finished the woodland wizard!

#frog #treefrog #whitelippedtreefrog #wizardfrog #fantsy art #procreate #digital art #magic wand #ribbits

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southern-sarcasm · 24 days

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So this is the original image below

See what I mean, a mess!

1957 Bel Air owned by Earl Smith of Mississippi

I’ll post the original photograph I took of it also.

It was so cluttered I just could not stand seeing such a beautiful car in such a mess.

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southern-sarcasm · 24 days

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1957 Bel Air owned by Earl Smith of Mississippi

I’ll post the original photograph I took of it also.

It was so cluttered I just could not stand seeing such a beautiful car in such a mess.

#chevrolet #bel air #1957 #1957 chevy #photography #photoshop #background replacement #ugh I am so sick of all these power lines in all my photos #POOF be gone

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southern-sarcasm · 30 days

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Finiished my Easter chicken finally 😍😂

#digital art #cassowary #modern day Dino #ratites #Casuarius casuarius #my favorite bird #procreate

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southern-sarcasm · 1 month

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Finally finished the Zebra I started over spring break 😂

Really enjoyed the practice on the new program

Digitally created in Procreate

#zebra #digital art #the pink palace

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southern-sarcasm · 1 month

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Hahahah first time alone for an hour in a museum and I decide to doodle bones 😂

#I’m so hopeless I swear #bones #digital art #digital sketch #zebra #skull art #skull #horse #equine #equus #the pink palace #Memphis #Tennessee #Memphis Museum of Science and History #MoSH

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southern-sarcasm · 2 months

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Soooooooo Hazbin Hotel peeps, any of y’all Little Nicky fans?

Drawing prompt by @KhingsP on X (Twitter)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #digital fanart #crossover #meme #hazbin lucifer #hazbin adam #adamsapple #little nicky #sir dont forget you’re shoving a pineapple up hitlers ass at 4 #pineapple #drawing prompt #its4oclock

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southern-sarcasm · 2 months

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Bittern does a heck big zoooooop

Bittern at the grocery store

#zoop

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southern-sarcasm · 2 months

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I give you a The Mummy/Hazbin Hotel crossover we all saw coming 🤌🏻

#hazbin hotel #digital fanart #hazbin husk #hazbin angel dust #hazbin nifty #hazbin valentino #huskerdust #crossover #meme #the mummy #that one cat scene from the mummy #angel dust #husker #nifty #Valentino #moth noises

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southern-sarcasm · 4 months

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I recently got a new ipad and pen for the holidays and it has Procreate on it. I have never used it nor do I have any clue how to draw in it. Anyone have any tips, pointers or helpful links/advice?

#procreate #I got procreate and have no idea what to do #noob problems #wtf am i doin

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southern-sarcasm · 5 months

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I’ve been wanting to do a picture of sweet Dante for a little while now and what better way to end the day than with a piece of ohdanteboy fan art! His cute little face always makes me smile 😊

Ohdanteboy on Instagram

#digital art #digital fanart #yorkie #daffodils #portrait #fanart #dog #doggo #pupper #bestest doggo

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southern-sarcasm · 6 months

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Y’all may be wondering where I vanished to! I have been busy as ever at work 😅

#cotton #cotton harvest #farming #agriculture #family business #yay cotton dust

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southern-sarcasm · 7 months

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I honestly expected the rating on the Nuthatch to be higher since they commit chemical warfare with poison on a daily basis. I see what you do with those bombardier beetles you little fluffnugget!

Rating the birds in my backyard by tendency toward violence

Northern Cardinal, 4/10

I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.

American Robin, 1/10

Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.

House Sparrow, 10/10

You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?

Tufted Titmouse, 1/10

A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.

European Starling, 9/10

Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.

Carolina Wren, 3/10

This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.

Eastern Wood-Peewee, 0/10

If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.

Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10

It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.

American Crow, unrated

For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.

Great Crested Flycatcher, 5/10

Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.

Stay tuned for more criminal activity!

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southern-sarcasm · 7 months

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