my half of the trade w @jazzyartsssss , a sweet baking-bonding sesh. I hope u like it harharr 💕💕💕
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"are you just eating more of a block of cheese." -- my wife, dead-faced, entering the room and seeing me eat an entire block of cheese like an apple
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Aahhh!! I just received your gift @obesessedwbeautiesandbeasts!!! 🤩🥳
Mead is so freakin' cute and I love that they're nonbinary! I think this is my first drink-related Squishmallow! 🥰 Mead's been warmly welcomed into the house by Alexie the Cow and Vlad the Vampire (who also joined my Squish squad in recent weeks) 😆
Thanks so much for this Halloween surprise! 🎃 I'll be sending your card shortly!! 😊
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*Bites into these*
These apples taste funny...
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i love walking back home from work … it’s so snowy and peaceful 😊
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This came to me in a dream
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might have to get a lil horny with it but its for the catholic imagery ok. i gotta sell the catholicism.
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I made orange chicken for lunch/dinner today and it was SO good. I didn't have ginger and its absence was definitely noticeable but it was good regardless. Overall, I'd give it a 6.5/10 but I need to play around with it a little more because the acidity was a bit too sharp, even though the tamari and brown sugar should have offset it
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beekeeper monster dips u in honey before eating u . yumyumyum
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All I can think about is how generally stage props are not edible so like Niki may have just bit into a fake apple. As someone that worked on props I’ve seen too many people take a bite and realize that its not food.
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Me: omg :D I just went shopping im gonna eat soooo healthy. I’ve had very healthy foods to eat today
Also me: CUTS IP LIKE FIVE APPLES ON ACCIDENT TO SNACK ON WITH CARAMEL WHILE I WATCH YOUTUBE AND XONSUMES LIKE A THIRD A CONTAINER OF CARAMEL.
I am sSICK. WHY DO I MAKE THESE DECISIONS
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tiktok showing me so many rosh hashanah recipes even though I am neither jewish nor a baker… but if they keep it up i might be compelled to change at least one of those things
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