Alastor did the gay hand so much already, I have trouble believing that nobody realized yet.
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the subway is an angel and they've plastered ads all over her
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I didn’t mean to make a part two to this but my hand slipped
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Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.
What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?
Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕
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"Mom, the princess is flirting with her hotel manager again!"
-- some cannibal kid, probably
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'No wonder I'm so respectless, I could eat you lot for breakfast'. The nerve to make this statement in front of two cannibal overlords.
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