Rottmnt Fakeposting part 3
Find parts 1 and 2 here + 3.5 because this couldnโt all fit on one post
๐holy-sewer-applesย Follow
I met a little green alien dude once. Wonder if heโs doing okay
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๐has-lou-jitsu-been-found-yetย Follow
Day 3679 of me posting: no
๐scared-of-crows-deactivated23902741ย Follow
Get a hobby
๐ธatomiclass9000ย Follow
I will out your search historyย
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โ๏ธgravity-tumblesย Follow
Every time I phone in sick, I think about that one kid who came into school bright green. Mustโve been ill as hell. I could neverย
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๐noneofyourbeezwaxย Follow
Sasquatch this kappacrawler that. Thereโs only one cryptid I care about and thatโs my neighbourโs cat. That thing ainโt a cat. Itโs bright yellow and it stares into my soul
๐ซnonononopeย Follow
Thatโs normal cat behaviour
๐noneofyourbeezwaxย Follow
DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE I SAID BRIGHT YELLOW
๐noneofyourbeezwaxย Follow
No I donโt have any pictures. Stop asking. Damn not-cat keeps vanishing into thin air
๐ซglompglompย Follow
Tf is a kappacrawler
๐บwendigo-watcherย Follow
Local New York conspiracy. Scuttles around sewers, on roofs, steals your children (maybe)
๐noneofyourbeezwaxย Follow
This ainโt about him
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๐งpixipartchedย Follow
I really really feel bad for asking, but I donโt have much of a choice. Aliens squished by home. Hereโs a link to my go fund me here
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๐outoftouchoutoftimeย Follow
Last time I had this many people following me, it was an ambush
#I donโt know what I did but hi
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๐ย HOCKEYORDEATHย Follow
EVERY WEBSITE I VISIT ASKS IF I ACCEPT COOKIES
๐ย HOCKEYORDEATHย Follow
NO I DO NOT
๐ย HOCKEYORDEATHย Follow
BEGONE. KEEP YOUR SUBPAR BAKED GOODS TO YOURSELF
๐ฝย sherlock_cornย Follow
>:(
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๐ธatomiclass9000ย Follow
My driverโs license is a two year winning streak in Mario kart. Try arresting me now
โ๏ธย bluejitsuย Follow
Oh???? So you lie to your followers???? I know I won first place last games night and you know it
๐ธatomiclass9000ย Follow
You cheated
๐ฝย sherlock_cornย Follow
Says the guy who hacks games as a pastime. I still want a rematch
โ๏ธย bluejitsuย Follow
You tell him corn
๐ฝย sherlock_cornย Follow
Oh I know youโre not innocent either mr
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๐imatrainwreckย Follow
If only there was a way to grow instant luscious locks
๐massages-at-a-priceย Follow
I can help with that
#hehe
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๐ธatomiclass9000ย Follow
Throwback to that one time my brother was mistaken as IT when trying to return someoneโs keys
๐ฅย red_hotsoupย Follow
I was just trying to help
#they fell down the drain #so I picked them up and pushed them back through the grate #I wasnโt trying to be scary #and should you really be posting this
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cyyyynamonย said: Iโm going cave diving tomorrow. Will I see you there?
๐outoftouchoutoftimeย Follow
But you didnโt invite me?
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โ๏ธย bluejitsuย Follow
Donโt send me back to jail. Iโm too pretty
๐ฅย red_hotsoupย Follow
What have you done now
โ๏ธย bluejitsuย Follow
I was too prettyย โจ
๐ธatomiclass9000ย Follow
Be original, Blue
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๐outoftouchoutoftimeย Follow
First day of school. Iโve never seen this many people in one area before
๐ฝย sherlock_cornย Follow
Oh the joys of public school.ย
โ๏ธย bluejitsuย Follow
*Wipes tear* they grow up so fast
๐outoftouchoutoftimeย Follow
So apparently normal people donโt chirp. I never want to hold a conversation ever again
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๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธsloopersleuthย Follow
Yoooooo what if our mysterious superheroes in rainbow know the kappacrawler??? You think theyโre buddies? Think they hang out and chill and talk about how their week has been? Think kappacrawler house sits from them sometimes? Think they share birthday cards?
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๐ฝtink-tank-toeย Follow
Sometimes I wonder if time travellers really exist. Are we all just on some divergent timeline? How close a shave have we come to a world obsolete?
๐ถcanoodleoodleย Follow
#posts that keep me up at night
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๐จasprinkleofrazzmatazzย Follow
Remember to spread the positivityย โจโ๏ธย Kindness can go a long way
๐ธatomiclass9000ย Follow
Where was this kindness when it came to the last pizza slice?
๐จasprinkleofrazzmatazzย Follow
I was already at my daily kindness quotaย
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๐detective-cornstarchย Follow
It has occurred to me not everyone on this website knows about the kappacrawler
๐detective-cornstarchย Follow
Your loss
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๐ฆทsleeptoothย Follow
#i am curious
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๐ซจshake-it-awayย Follow
Oh kappacrawler, take me away
๐ซจshake-it-awayย Follow
Oh kappacrawler, whisk me away into the night
๐ซจshake-it-awayย Follow
Oh kappacrawler kidnap me
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๐ฎfastest-flanaliveย Follow
Stop with these he/him pronouns for the kappacrawler. Did you ask them their preferred pronouns????? No. Kappacrawler could be a very fancy lady
๐meownย Follow
Iโm very sorry kappacrawler. You can be a fancy lady if you want :(
๐ฏhoneyhoneysugarย Follow
Have we been misgendering kappacrawler with whole time?ย
๐restingsnitchfaceย Follow
Itโs a cryptid. You think itโll care about gender?
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๐ธfrippityfroppityย Follow
If I was a kappacrawler where would I hide
๐พsnopopย Follow
In your walls
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๐ซฃflinx-blinxย Follow
I thought there was only one kappacrawler. But I swear I just saw two. Is there a mr and mrs kappa??? Baby kappletts??? A whole kappa familyย ๐ฅน๐ฅน
๐my-dad-is-satanย Follow
Maybe? I think thereโs at least three
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๐nightmonkeyย Follow
Who is this kappa??? Why is he crawling???
๐nightmonkeyย Follow
Spider-man wannabe
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๐ฆpetite-parakeetย Follow
Still convinced that whole invasion thing was a hoax. Elaborate, but a hoax
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๐ชmeet-my-nunchucksย Follow
Were those aliens sent packing? Iโm confused
๐ชmeet-my-nunchucksย Follow
Are they at home? On some faraway planet? Kicking their tentacles up after a long day at work invading our planet?
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๐love-duvย Follow
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๐myfixofficย Follow
Guys come read my slenderman x kappacrawler fic here for all of your slenderkappa needs
๐faded-moonlightย Follow
Why would you write this?
๐myfixofficย Follow
Why not ยฏ\_(ใ)_/ยฏ
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โ๏ธย bluejitsuย Follow
I heard that kappacrawler has an 8-pack. That the kappacrawler is shredded
๐ธatomiclass9000ย Follow
Be original, Blue (tally: II)
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๐ปghost-chaseย Follow
Why canโt I live in New York. I want to fight aliens too
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Slasher Ask Game
(Inspired by this post here! Altered a bit to fit my blog)
๐ The slasher youโd LEAST like to meet IRL.
๐ The slasher youโd MOST like to meet IRL.
๐ญ If you could own one slasher mask which would it be?
๐ช If you could own one slasher weapon which would it be?
๐ง A song you associate with a slasher.
๐ค Which slasher has the nicest voice?
๐ Would you rather be proposed to by a slasher or you propose to them?
๐ฅฉ The Sawyers/Hewitts invite you for dinner are you taking a bite? Also which family would you rather have dinner with?
๐ฉฐ Which slasher would you like to slow dance with & which do think is the best slow dancer?
๐ If you could live with only one slasher who would it be? Howโs the experience?
๐Oh no youโre injured! Which slasher would you like to nurse you back to health?
โ๏ธ What slasher do you think you could beat in a fight?
โ๏ธ Receive a call from Billy Lenz or Billy Loomis?
๐ป If you could go through a haunted house with one slasher who would you want to take?
๐ถ Youโre being interviewed by the Heelshireโs for Gretaโs position. Would they hire you?
๐ฉโ๐ค๐งโ๐ค You get you wear matching outfits with a slasher of your choice. What are you guys wearing?
๐๐ฅ Jason or Freddy?
๐ง Itโs dinner time! Which Sinclair brother would you like to cook for you? & how well does it go?
๐ค Which slasher do you think gives the best hugs?
๐ What slasher do you think needs a bath the most?
๐ญ You can ask any slasher whatever question you want. Who & what are you going to ask?
๐ Do you prefer to selfship, use OCs with slashers or ship slashers together?
๐ถ Are there any animals you associate with slashers?
๐ Itโs Halloween and you bump into Micheal Myers! What are you dressed as?
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