#( and want cute yeehaw aesthetics )

[saintshemoved]

i know i said not a lot of ooc today , and i swear im working on things after homework. but my brain also says make a tlou oc?? 

#꒰ ♡ ꒱ out of character. —— 𝒎𝒚 𝒂𝒖𝒓𝒂 𝒊𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒆𝒅. #( i just miss apocalypse based things ) #( chrissy already does have a verse because of mal's ellie ) #( 10/10 cute girlfriends ) #( but i still have brain bees ) #( and want cute yeehaw aesthetics )

[mo0nlyte]

(This is something that happened, so I'm making a story, just imagine phones exist back then for the sake of this story)

Imagine you are on your phone on Pinterest, you found it fun, why?

Organizing, making cute and or deranged unsettling (Possibly ones about cannibalism people think are "AeStHeTiC!1! 😍🤪", you always did question which ones where and weren't actual cannibals..) moodboards.

Look, ya are quite lonely, and your brothers aren't always fun.

Actually you're in the barn hiding from your chores at the moment. You really didn't want to clean up all those knives :(

You like to keep random things, your room is FULL of stuff you've found around the farm. You got a lot of your personality from the twins, and Bubba. You spent most of your time with them.

..or stuff you've taken but that's besides the point!

You had bottles from 1947, your oldest glass bottle is from 1937! You also have old pins, which you and your brother Chop-Top do have a rivalry over who has the coolest.. Nubbins is the mediator, saying usually something along the lines of "Ya both tied, they are both equally cool." In reality he just can't choose who he likes more sometimes

You were on your phone, you heard Drayton calling. Oh no. You put it on a hay bale and immediately jump down from the hayloft. It's.. big but you fuck around and find out too often and have quite a high pain and heat tolerance.

"(Insert your full legal name), Get yer ass out here!"

To say your stomach filled with fear was definitely.. an understatement.

What did you do to piss off Drayton now? No idea but you went to go see what he needed. Hoping you weren't in for a beating on the head or back, why? He didn't whip you, he smacked your back so hard with a broom you heard a CRUNCH. Yes, you were fine. Well mostly, definitely traumatized a wee bit.

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Meanwhile, guess who also had chores in the barn! The twins!

Guess who didn't lock, sign out, and brick their phone? You!!

Immediately they are nosey. What's their precious little-

..They didn't find porn, or anything like that.

Nah they just found the Spotify account, the notepad, which you definitely had a few issues. Specifically anger issues, you had some notepads you had to take 5 minutes to scroll through bottom too.

Your Pinterest was full of weird stuff. Odd animal pictures that look weirdly funny and distorted? Funny lil cannibalism boards, memes, a mountain of memes because you are either chronically yeehaw or chronically online, take that as you will.

They found a few moodboards about them, about our(? Your? Their? Ya get the point) Brother Drayton. Honestly it matched his personality.

Bubba's was cute and full of taxidermied roadkill, you had made both of theirs earlier, and rearranged it perfectly.

Then they found theirs.

When Nubbins saw it, you even had a picture of his knife and camera almost exactly, how cool!

You had Chop-Top's favorite band, maybe you do listen!

Then Chop-Top started hysterically laughing.

"W-w-what? What's s-so funny?"

Chop-Top gladly pointed it out.

Nubbins couldn't tell if he should laugh, cry, be offended, or plot your murder.

Meanwhile Chop-Top is dying (almost literally) of laughter. "That is the funniest shit I've ever seen her do, that takes the meat!" (You guys often don't say "take the cake", but "take the meat" as a joke.)

Fun fact, nobody actually went to school.. you guys were all homeschooled by big bro dray.

Chop-Top calmed his twin down after a while, still looking through the board, you had found many things you thought they would, it did like. You got almost everything right.

They are definitely plotting how they both can get you back tho.

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No, Drayton wasn't too pissed off. You just forgot to tell him where you were, and scared the ever-loving shit out of this poor man.

Once you got back to the barn, you climbed to the hayloft.. and noticed your phone was moved. You immediately went through it, but surprisingly nothing was out of the ordinary.. except your notepad had a new note.

"you'll end up worse<3"

Cheeky little bi-

You silently live in fear waiting for what prank they'll do next :(

#texas chainsaw massacre #tcm #chop top sawyer #drayton sawyer #nubbins sawyer #bubba sawyer #Tcmwriting #the cook #the hitchhiker

[spookyserenades]

Dana!!! I hope you're feeling better and I can't thank you enough for giving us trouville for FREE!! We're truly spoiled with this story 😔 some thoughts:

- the Jimin moment was so sweet, I love our yeehaw boy. I'll kiss his boo boos away any day and i'd also sick him with the hello kitty bandaid too cuz we live an aesthetic lifestyle

- love the mystery gang team, so much development in their segment, its crazy what a late night van drive will do to people lol

- i like also got a headache when MC was thinking about how much a Disney trip for 8 people would cost. In THIS economy? Sorry Hoseok you're just gonna have to freeze. I know she must have a lot saved up from when she was a vet but paying for a house that big and for so many people? She's a money mastermind

- Alice is such a fun character, I'm glad she suggested making the boys jealous so they'd maybe be kicked into high gear, she's doing the lord work cuz we were all thinking it. What more shenanigans will this open us up to 🤔👀

- I stg I'm ot7 but jeezus trouville yoongi does in fact own my entire being, I want him in a way concerning to feminism and so does MC lol. That spicy part was everything but I was so scared someone would walk in on them but thankfully that didn't happen, I would have freaked!!!!

- Jin and MC cooking!!!! Thats my husband fr and speaking of which- WE GOT HIM BOYS, THATS ANOTHER ONE IN THE BAG!!!!!!!! WE'RE 2 FOR 7 ON BAGGING THE TROUVILLE BOYS!!! 😤😤😤 IT FEELs SO GOOD 😫😫😫 THE WAY I SCREECHED. So so so so so good. Perfect place to leave us for next chapter I'm extremely excited! ❤

- 🍒

AHH HI LOVE! I am finally feeling better whewww boy I forgot what it's like to be sickly LMAO. Excited to hear your thoughts about the newest update hehe, thank you for reading and sending in your precious feedback 🥺

I love the little moments MC has with Jimin!!! I hope he's giving hopeless romantic in Trouvaille, I think it's fitting for his rancher background, and his Libraness fhdksafd. I also love the visual of manly cowboy Jimin with the Hello Kitty bandaid, he probably looked down at it a bunch afterwards and blushed thinking about MC AHHHH!! The mystery gang, omg. My literal DREAM is to formulate a paranormal investigation team, ESPECIALLY with Namkook. Just having Joon's insightfulness and Jeongguk's fearlessness I think it would be absolutely perfect. I can't wait to write more about their adventures in all of the upcoming chapters!

HA SCREAMINGGGG No like she'd need a small loan of a million dollars for a Disney trip with all of them. It would be such a cute little drabble or plot arc to write though, all of them going on rides and whatnot. Or spicy hotel smut lol Lucky MC inherited that house from her grandparents, and her dad ended up being wealthy from his contributions to hybrid cardiology surgery, so she was pretty much born into deep pockets LOL... that's the beauty of fiction, we get to pretend we were born into bottomless wealth 💀

AH I'm so glad you like Alice 🥺 It was important to me that MC had other friends besides the hybrids! You need some friends to confide in, not just romantic interests, and MC's friends are supportive but also give her reality checks when she needs them. Alice is soooo real for telling her use jealousy to her advantage, considering MC is a little avoidant of confrontation LOL.

fdkasf BESTIE I'm hyung line (Namjoon ult) biased, and Trouvaille Yoongi is seriously trying to snatch me away from my other three. I, too, need him biblically, and would let him have his way with me 💀 AH the smut.... he's such a giver, definitely a soft dom 🥰 I'd dieeee too if one of the others walked in. Thankfully, they were the only two at home during that scene!

JINNIE COOKING CLASS. I love love lovedddd writing that scene, Seokjin is such husband material and especially in Trouvaille, he deserves to have fun with a new hobby 🥺 AND FINALLY ANOTHER CONFESSION!!!! Seokjin hasn't been subtle with his feelings, especially in the past few chapters, so I'm glad he was finally brave enough to fess up. MC was probably relieved that she didn't have to do it first 😭💀 AH I'm excited to see how she reacts in the next chapter hehee!

Thank you for reading the latest update and sending me all of your thoughts bestie 💜💜💜

#asks #trouvaille #dana's thoughts #🍒 anon

[mensproject]

The Future of Designer Menswear

Fashion's masculine wardrobe is experiencing a revival. From tailoring's return to gender-neutral styles being accepted more readily, menswear is experiencing an unprecedented period of evolution.

With sales of menswear increasing exponentially, luxury retailers are expanding their product lines and revamping how they sell menswear clothing - but what will this mean for designer menswear in general?

Kenneth Cole

Kenneth Cole, one of the premier fashion designers who established his name brand in 1982, is best known for combining classic and modern styles in his designs, which have quickly become highly coveted among both classicists and modernists alike. Furthermore, his company is widely respected for their environmental policies as they utilize recycled and organic materials when producing their goods; additionally they provide shoes and accessories inspired by New York culture which encompasses various cultures and styles.

Cole is widely distributed throughout department stores, specialty boutiques, his own retail shops and online e-commerce site as well as discount outlet centers worldwide. His company maintains global operations out of New York City.

David Hart

David Hart is an American designer who participates in the CFDA Men's Fund. His tightly edited fall 2020 collection showcased his interpretation of what modern men want to wear, beginning with an ivory camel suit embroidered with wildflowers on its lapels -- nodding toward today's "yeehaw agenda," then followed by extra-roomy trousers paired with a camp shirt featuring printed bananas duct-taped to its seams; an allusion to Maurizio Cattelan's now-famous plantain (and all its subsequent virtual reinterpretations).

Hart has always had an affinity for tailored clothing, beginning with neckties in 2009. Six years ago he launched a small tie line that has since expanded into an entire ready to wear collection. His designs bridge classical tailoring techniques with contemporary fits and colors for an elevated experience - silk and wool ties, Doegal Tweed suiting and trim banlon Polo Shirts all exude an effortless style and exude an aura of crooner cool!

Louis Vuitton

Louis Vuitton is one of the world's premier luxury brands, founded in France in 1854 as an aesthetic journey inspired by travel and discovery. Since then, this French fashion house has continued its expansion by designing products with ergonomic features to accommodate new modes of transport; continuing the values set forth by its founder through savoir-faire and creativity.

Louis Vuitton has an illustrious history of collaborations with prominent artists and designers. Perhaps their most acclaimed collaboration was with American streetwear brand Supreme, designed by Takashi Murakami and Stephen Sprouse in 2001. Furthermore, Murakami created his signature graffiti style collection of Louis Vuitton bags featuring his unique blend of cute art over classic monogram canvas in 2008.

In 2010, Louis Vuitton opened its most luxurious store in London: Louis Vuitton Island Maison is a three-story building featuring an open air courtyard and private terraces as well as museum and exhibition space, restaurant, bar, as well as museum exhibition space. Additionally, in 2022 the brand will launch its inaugural LVMH-owned shop in China.

MR PORTER FUTURES

Fashion industry competition is getting ever tougher for young aspiring designers to break in, which makes it hard for aspiring young designers to break in. Therefore, luxury online menswear destination Mr Porter and Klarna are teaming up to launch a global designer mentorship programme called MR PORTER FUTURES that will assist three young designers build their brands while designing and producing at least 15 pieces to launch on Mr Porter's platform. In addition, each chosen designer will also receive an intensive high-level business incubation program along with coaching sessions from leading industry mentors; plus they will share 50% of any Net Profits* generated through sales on Mr Porter over 12 months - an invaluable opportunity!

Applications from all around the world may submit applications until June 6, 2019, to be considered for mentoring by our Mentor Selection Committee. After review of applications are aggregated in June, three designers or duos who scored highest will be invited for interviews with us, then chosen three will have a two season window in which their responsible collection can be available on our platform.

#mensproject

[ii-angel-skies-ii]

Hello! I’m a simmer and I’m looking for a little advice on the new horse ranch EP, and if you have any input, feel free to comment :D

So personally, I’ve never been a big fan of horses. I like them, but I’ve never had a super strong interest in owning one or just generally in horses. This particular pack didn’t really excite me at all when it was first introduced, and I was just waiting for more information about it before I made any decisions. But now, I’ve seen the stuff and now I kinda want it..idk if I should get it or not so just listen to my thoughts and tell me what you think :)

The pack itself..oh boy. For starters, the CAS in my opinion looked very..cowboyish. I never liked the whole cowboy, country, wild Wild West aesthetic, so the CAS seemed mid in my personal opinion.

The gameplay also seemed like it wasn’t packing a whole lot. In general, I thought it seemed like there wasn’t much gameplay and the gameplay they showed seemed like reused content from other packs,(nectar making is similar to eco lifestyle, sheep and goats to cottage living, square-dancing to get together, etc). Plus, NO UNICORNS.

The build/buy also seemed..well..very yeehaw. Which, as I said, I don’t like very much.

But then, I started watching the content from simmers who really enjoyed the pack, despite not being interested in horses before. I watched lilsimsie’s review, and if you’ve seen her before you’ll know how positive she is about almost every pack (not a criticism, just an observation, I love her🩷) but I then I also watched SatchOnSims’s review and saw the negatives as well.

Some of the concerns I have are:

1. The game seemed more glitchy for those who have it (to be expected, it’s brand new and the sims)

2. Not enough gameplay to keep me entertained

3. Not getting use out of the cas/build buy

4. The fact that it’s $40..I’m not rich

And then the positives are:

1. Extension of farming

2. Goes great with cottage living

3. More animals

4. Nectar making actually sounds interesting

5. Noticing some cute build/buy items

So essentially, my question is, should I get this pack? Is it worth it? Should I wait 2-3 months for it to go on sale even though it’s hard to wait? Idk. Thoughts are greatly appreciated 🩷

#sims 4 #sims 4 horse ranch #sims 4 horses #sims 4 gameplay #sims 4 cas

[bosspigeon]

i got some cute chokers yesterday and now i can finally be the gay 90s disaster baby i was always meant to be

#pidge face #theres a really cute lace leaf one too #i want to put together a really cute like mossy goth aesthetic outfit #its wild bc ive never really put too much thought into what i wear??? #but its really fun #i might go thrifting soon and try to find some fun clothes #a lot of mine are really old lmao #bc i feel guilty buying things for myself #yeehaw

[hellreads]

i want to recommend bymoonchild!! 🥺🥺 microwave misadventures and their new fic sugarplum elegy... *chefs kiss* really! Their writing is impeccable and it makes me feel things 😩 you should check them out!! promise you won’t regret 🤠

💌a love letter for @bymoonchild from anon

❥ Microwave Misadventures by bymoonchild➴ College/Roommates/E2L!AU | Jungkook x Reader | One-Shot➴ Out of all things to be afraid of, Jungkook, the seat-stealer of your 8am class and annoying housemate whom you despise with every fiber of your being, chooses to have a phobia of microwaves, but he loves buying microwaveable food – because come on, they’re irresistible – and you somehow find yourself getting dragged into his microwaves (mis)adventures. Cue chaos, sarcasm-laced banter, and an unplanned romance.

❥ Sugarplum Elegy by bymoonchild➴ College/FWB/Singer/I2L!AU | Jungkook x Reader | One-Shot➴ You know no bounds nor depth with Jungkook. While your fuck buddy loves sleeping in your bed and doing laundry for you with his favourite fabric softener, you are in love with a mysterious honeyed, velvety voice on Soundcloud. All’s fine until you find out that the voice that metaphors your heart to a sweet sugarplum melody actually belongs to the boy who has been taking up a special spot in your bed and in your heart, strumming at your heartstrings all this while.

Or, Jungkook has one braincell, but it’s heart-shaped.

💌send me your favorite BTS writers + your fave masterpiece from them.

#love letters 💌 #anon #bymoonchild #recs from the box #rftb:jjk #wow i felt that *chef's kiss* while checking out bymoonchild's masterlist and story summaries #i have to say all stories seem to give me a rollercoaster of emotions vibes and when you said their writing is impeccable and makes you feel #- things i believe you anon #also her masterlist + banners are so aesthetically pleasing #ps: part of me wants to call you yeehaw anon because of that cute cowboy emoji :)

[sagegreensage]

"ay yo tell us all the reasons that Pirate is the top-tier most smoochable boi in your eyes"

(me, if I were a deep sea telescope fish, upon seeing this ask in my inbox /pos)

OKAY. SO UH. To save all who read this, im going to do this in bullet format so to minimize the risk of there just being a Humongous Wall Of Text. Also, I don't know how to add a 'read more' on mobile, so I'm sorry about how long it is regardless.

Reasons That Pirate Is The Top-Tier Most Smoochable Boi In My Eyes

Okay, so why is he so goddamned cute?????

I'm nearly in literal tears everytime i see a picture of him... He's so fricking cute.

I smile everytime I see or read that he's smiling.

And he has such a beautiful eye color! A warm, rusty red, his iris is black, and his pupil is white. Oh, gorgeous... So gorgeous.

I want to cup his face in my hands and tell him that in doing that, I'm holding my world in my hands.

He just looks so soft and holdable. I want to hold him. Not just his hands (which, btw, are so very cute~!) but all of him. I want to be the big spoon and cuddle him and hhhhhhh. he is so cute and soft lookingggg! Me want hold. (update: *hand. If he'd like, I can design him a hand. Or hook, if he wants. Or both! he can interchange 'em :) For the material of it, I was thinking an arsenic-free alloy consisting of cold-cast bronze and aluminum.)

i bet his lips are soft too... Really soft,,, I would very much so like to smooch him 👉👈 idc if we kiss and his lips are a little dry because of the beach air or the salty sea. I just want to kiss him. Above water and under water. (actually he likely uses chapstick... What flavor of Chapstick does he use..?) (Update again: mwah mwah >3<. yeehaw. he was not wearing Chapstick because he had just woken up so... Next time. but hhhhhhh. the rp. kissie kissie in rp :D)

I would literally swoon/happy panic (is it a gay panic if I'm male But Also female?... Pansexual panic) receiving his good morning and goodnight texts. Or just almost any text from him for that matter... Basically, it'd go like this. Every time.

[over text]

Sweetie Pie (Pirate): Good morning 💖

Me irl, before replying: ASDFGHJKL bro he so cute,,,,,!?

No but, for real: he so cute. How so cute?

The way he shows his trust... Being around someone with his gloves off and or his eyepatch off. An unspoken, subtle show of him trusting that you won't judge or think less of him.

I love his interests asdfghjkl. I've been hyperfixated on marine life and the ocean since 2nd grade. idk how long I've been interested in pirate stuff. It started before Pirate101, which was made in 2012, that just helped me express it. My grandma used to tell me she wanted to be pirate, so I think it was around when i was 4 or 5 that I began thinking pirates were awesome. hhhhhhhhh me want ramble about nautical stuff with him.

me want ramble with Pirate pls.

And Please. Please, let me introduce him to Pirate101. It was the center of my pirate phase when I was younger, which by the way, never died and Pirate just nursed it back to health. I'll pay for his Pirate101 membership. We will co-op fight our enemies together. The big bad stands no chance.

his aestheticccc. fucking Superb!!! Aw, man.... Seeing him dress in his pirate attire gives me Confidence. I would like to dress up a bit more extra. My aesthetic is either tired nerd with a decent closet or near full on steampunk techwear depending on how I feel. He makes me want to dress in more steampunk techwear.

lkjhgfdsa ANYWAYS. His aesthetic!!! I love seeing art of him wearing his aesthetic. Everytime I show my friends his drip they're like, "wow, he looks so fancy," and like, yes he do. His drip is fancy in that old way, which has then been stolen and worn by a pirate. And basically, that's the pirate drip. Except, unlike your average pirate wearing fancy vintage clothes, Pirate isn't dirty. Pie's clean and they smell very nice.

And the reason he likes pirate paraphernalia is just,,,, yessir! Yes! You love that ocean, bro! The ocean loves you too :) and so do I.

and he's a trans icon :) and not only that, he goes by he/him and they/them pronouns. Amazing!!

iiiii would die and revive for a trip to a store with candles/perfumes/colognes just to look for what I imagine Pie smells like. Odd? Okay, perhaps. but listen. I would die and revive for someone irl to love me like Pirate would. If i buy that scent, you best believe im either spraying the perfume/cologne on some of my pillows and clothing or lighting that candle whenever wherever. Anxious? Lonely? Sad? Empty inside? Pirate's scent fixes all, my friend. a lifehacc, if you will.

I know he has a slight accent, although he suppresses it: i would love to hear it. And when he just wakes up or is drunk, man, oh man. pls, me want hear his accent. (WAIT. when he woke up after he got his arm fixed and i came in the room, was his accent more prevalent at that time? 👀)

I want him to trust me someday enough to not suppress things about himself, like his accent and his purring.

why does he suppress his purring, btw? that's so fricking cute why suppress that? Well, I mean, I know he's ashamed of the fact that he isn't human, and that most humans wouldn't want to be involved with a monster, much less, love and date one. but he's so cute tho. seriously, he could for real just be a scallop with sapience, but if he still was himself I would still fucking love him.

he allegedly gets some of his things out of the trash? yesss. (insert (non)gendered word of choice)boss, this is me: "bb, let's go dumpster diving imma get a ring out of there and use it to be engaged to u someday " terrible no-good very-bad date idea: let's go to the dumpster of Dunkin Donut's. (no but they actually throw away hundreds of perfectly fine donuts every damn night. mind-boggling.)

celebrating Spooky Month together would be great. I would wear whatever he designed, heck yessiree. Man, it would be so cute.

Maybe I'll add to this list later but I think I kept you waiting long enough :3

didnt manage to get all the flustered pansexual panics he gives me or how my thought-process goes everytime I fricking see him but this was a list more for reasons Pie is a total cutie. not me, my butterfly-filled tummy, and my incessant simping 👉👈

#sorry this took a bit. theres so fuckingg much i love about himmmmm. #tw spooky fish #tw spooky #deep sea fish #deep sea tw #tw deep sea #spooky fish tw #deep sea telescope fish #pirate!lemon #fnf pirate!lemon #pirate!lemon fnf #fnf #friday night funkin #tw fnf #fnf tw #fnf lemon monster #lemon monster #lemon monster fnf #tw alcohol mention #tw drunk mention #drunk mention tw #alcohol mention tw #drunk tw #tw drunk #alcohol tw #tw alcohol #tw long post #long post tw #long post

[pinkiewitchcraft]

~ Meet the Witch(?): ~

(Oopsss!!! Warning, this is a long post!!! o-o)

April 5, 2022

~ Personal ~

Name: Pinkie LoveHeart Pastel. I don’t like my given name.

Pronouns: She/Her

Age: 600 years old!!! Jk, I’m 22 years old… you filthy mortals.

Signs: Stop, Go and Slow Down… JK!!! I personally don’t believe in the zodiacs, but I’m a Gemini sun, a Libra rising, and a Libra moon.

Where: In yeehaw land.

~ Magical Interests: ~

Self-Care

Arts and Crafts

Makeup and Hair

Fashion

Nature (animals, flowers, etc)

The color Pink

Kindness, Love, Hope, and Positivity

Photography

Dreams

Food (mostly sweets, but also just food in general!!!)

~ Some of my favorite witch blogs: ~

I don’t know that many witch blogs, and I’m also very wary of them, as I’m afraid of running into radfems and terfs, and other bigots, such as white feminists who think that only cis-women can be witches, but I like @crazycatsiren and @witches-ofcolor !!! ^-^

~ Fun facts: ~

I was born quiet!!!

I love long walks… if you asked me to go on a hike at a very large park that looked endless, I would jump up and down like a happy little puppy-dog, omg… I love them!!! Ask me to go for a walk!!!

I collect stuffed animals SUCH AS SQUISHMALLOWS, and other stuffed animals you’d usually find at regular stores. I want to collect pusheens as well because they’re so cute!!! I also collect dolls!!! Because they look so pretty and they’re my inspirations when it comes to creating art!!! I want to make clothing and create colorful hairstyles similar to the dolls that I collect someday!!! One doll that I have has pastel pink on one side, and pastel blue, and a pastel pink and blue outfit with thick platform boots that are also pastel blue and pink separately!!!

I write horror rap lyrics, which I hope to actually use someday!!!

I am deeply fascinated with the gothic subculture and fashion, and admire it so much!!!

I am a metalhead. I know, I know, it doesn’t go with my cutesy pink aesthetic and attitude, but I am, hardcore.

I like to collect little items that look vintage or cute, such as this small pink bow that I have!!! And this golden heart locket I got from a little vintage store back in 2013, I believe, and this little old pocket watch that I found randomly that looks like it belongs in a steampunk fantasy universe!!!

I severely wish I had long, pointy ears and fangs, and light pink eyes, and hot pink skin, and candy pink hair!!! And I wish I had super powers!!! I hate not being able to fly and pick up large objects that a normal person wouldn’t be able to!!!

~ Miscellaneous: ~

~ Things I Do in My Downtime: ~

I LOVE WATCHING MOVIES OMGOODNESS I LOVE THEMMM!!!

I write fantasy slice of life romance stories, which are very NSFW and very fluffy in the romance, but also very dark in general, because I’m addressing many themes of mental health and the struggles of it, and whatnot. I also love the idea of taking a character who has struggled for so long, and having them experience love and acceptance for the first time. It always makes me want to cry, omg.

I write a lot. About stories, journaling, anything and everything!!! I just love writing!!!

Take way too many pictures of myself in pink outfits, with cute hairstyles, and makeup!!!

Daydream about romance, far away places, fantasy worlds that I saw in my lucid dreams, and the universe. My imagination is way too big and I feels like it’s too much at times, but I always love it!!!

I’m also trying to learn Swahili, ASL, French, Spanish and Afrikaans for my South African friend. One at a time, however, starting with Swahili. I would learn Gaelic, but… that’s going to have to wait…

I love dressing up. I love looking like a whimsical being straight out of a fantasy story!!!

Favorite Movies:

WAY TOO MANY!!!

OKAY OKAY!!!

1. Coraline (👏🏾E 👏🏾VER 👏🏾Y 👏🏾THING 👏🏾A 👏🏾BOUT 👏🏾THIS 👏🏾MOVIE ✨IS 👏🏾GOLLLDDDD!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾)

2. MALEFICENT!!! MALEFICENT!!! MALEFICENT!!! (2014 and 2019) (ANGELINA JOLIE IS AMAZING AND SHE OWNS HER ROLE AS MALEFICENT!!! AS A MATTER OF FACT, SHE IS MALEFICENT!!!)

3. The Hobbit (mostly just the first one)

4. Belle (2013)

5. La Belle Et La Bête (2014 Beauty and the Beast)

6. Enchanted (2007)

7. All of the early 2000s Barbie movies

8. Bratz movies (‘Fashion Pixiez’ changed my life and made me severely obsessed with not only the dark pixiez, but fantasy in general, and especially dark fantasy, as well as the gothic fashion and subculture, and underground gothic raves. I hate the album version of “Just Let Go Now”, the movie version is GOLD and the singer who sung the movie version needed to be on the album!!! That song changed my whole entire being!!! My soul!!! The whole vibe is enchanting and soulful and just MWAH!!! Perfection!!!)

9. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (only because the witches are absolutely awesome with awesome black clothing, and they deserve their own movie. There are so many witches who come from different places in the world, and we don’t learn anything about them??? Or how they came to be??? Seriously??? Such a missed opportunity!!!)

10. Hellboy: The Golden Army and Hellboy 2019… I just love the new actor, he’s so funny!!! I don’t care if the movie sucked!!!

11. Victor Frankenstein (I absolutely love James McAvoy’s performance. He is just… omg he’s my favorite actor!!!)

12. Alice Through The Looking Glass (2016)

13. Cinderella (1950, III: A Twist in Time, and 2015)

14. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEEEEEAAAANNNN (the first three. I don’t know the other two… I especially do not know ‘On Stranger Tides’… that doesn’t exist to me… Other than that, I personally love ‘At World’s End’.)

15. The Huntsman: Winter’s War

16. Red Riding Hood (2011… it’s just awful and I love it)

17. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (THIS MOVIE IS GOLD AND I DO NOT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS!!!)

18. Pan’s Labyrinth

19. The Shape of Water

20. BLAAADEEE!!! (All three!!!)

21. Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children

22. Crimson Peak

23. Far From the Madding Crowd

24. Suffragette

25. The Boy Who Cried Werewolf

26. Scary Godmother

27. Queen of the Damned

28. Mirror Mirror (2012) (for the costumes alone, omggg it awakens my inner fashion designer!!!)

29. The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (also for the visuals and the costumes and the world!!!)

30. The VVITCH (because I still yearn for a story where I actually get to see the witches and learn about them. It still annoys me that I spent all that time waiting to see them, anticipating them, and then you barely see them at the very end of the movie. For like a few seconds.)

31. The Autopsy of Jane Doe. (Only because her backstory makes me very, very eager to see who she was before, and I often hope to see her actually come back to life… even though that may never happen.)

32. Jack and the Cuckoo-Clock Heart… the aesthetics… the aesthetics changed me… it’s a steampunk whimsical fantasy. I love this movie…

33. A Monster in Paris… just… 💕💕💕

34. The Secret World of Arrietty… just… besides the movie being absolutely wonderful, Cecile Corbel is an amazing singer… And to be honest, I feel like saying that she’s amazing is an understatement.

There’s a lot more movies, but I’m afraid I’d take up too much space.

~ Currently Binging: ~

Besides movies, for tv shows, I don’t watch shows that much. But when I do, it’s SpongeBob SquarePants all day everyday!!! Nobody can top that show!!!

[bnhaven]

Dad Snipe AU (because I can)

Okay, listen. Just...just give me a second to explain myself, okay? Great, thanks. 

So I love parental All Might stories, and stories where Aizawa becomes a dadzawa for his problem child (which leads to Present Mic also becoming a paternal figure for Izuku, which is a blessed idea), and all of those. But you know what I love even more?

If all of that happens, but Izuku’s dad is actually Snipe. Yes, Snipe. 

Let me explain the story in my head, because it’s a doozy.

-So, to start, let me explain how I got the idea. It’s simple, really- canon hasn’t given me a reason not to get the idea. I mean, we’ve yet to find out Snipe’s real name, so it’s fair game to call him Hisashi Midoriya until Horikoshi himself rips this idea out of my cold, hopefully not dead hands. 

-We also never see his face, and the dreadlocks could either 1. Be a wig or 2. Just be his hair, but the blue-ish shade is what caused the darker coloration for Izuku’s hair. Who knows anymore, the world these heroes live in is a really weird one.

-Now, Snipe may not breathe fire, but shhh. Maybe Inko was lying to the doctor or something, because if she said, “My husband can control the trajectory of any and all of the bullets he shoots”, well, that could’ve given away the identity of her husband! Maybe the Midoriya family doesn’t want to broadcast who Hisashi is.

-Also, having a father with such a Quirk could explain why Izuku is Quirkless (or, in this case, potentially ‘Quirkless’). It’s not like Inko would just let little Izuku play with a gun to see if he could shoot as well as his dad, or anything! So boom, the little joint test is enough, brush it aside, Dad!Snipe explanation over.

Got it? Great! Now, onto the bullshit story idea I came up with, or as I like to call it:

How Snipe Accidentally Ghosted his Family for a Decade, because He is Too Goddamn Dumb Sometimes.

Buckle up folks, and hold your horses a little tighter, because we’re going for a ride.

-So Snipe goes to Texas when Izuku is just a small boy, just barely a toddler. He’s really serious about his whole cowboy aesthetic, and pulls an All Might by working abroad for what he plans to be a few years, but might become five or six if he finds a good agency to work with in the meanwhile.

-Lo and behold, he does!! Nice, nice, Snipe relays the message to his dear wife Inko, lets her know that he’ll be gone for a while- but it’s okay, he plans to call her every chance he gets, make sure she’s doing well with their little boy, and life will be good.

-Things, uh...don’t go as planned.

-Snipe blames it all on a snake. A goddamn snake that decided to hide in his goddamn boot. There was a snake in his boot, what was he expected to do?

Probably not throwing his phone at the thing, breaking it, but uh...Snipe panicked. A lot.

-No problem, right? He’s a Pro Hero, he makes plenty of money, he can just get a new phone, plug in his old number, and all of that stuff. Easy as can be.

-Haha...no. 

-Because Snipe is a fool. A fool who can’t remember any of his passwords for his phone, or the answers to any backup questions. 

-He’s a great hero, he’s excellent at marksmanship...but the man just can’t remember these things to save his life.

-He can’t even remember his wife’s phone number to call her about it (and beg for the passwords because he just can not manage to recall them)

-Snipe is just glad that Inko is the one who set up his bank accounts so he’d automatically send money to their shared account, or else he’d feel awful.

-Figuring that the best thing to do in this situation is to just keep on truckin’ along, Snipe continues working at the Texas agency until it’s time for him to head back home.

But the fun doesn’t stop here, because…

-By the time Snipe yeehaws his way back to Japan, that man realizes that he can’t even recall what his address was. 

-He ends up working at Yuuei, because he was aimlessly wandering around, trying to find Musutafu.

-By the time Nedzu finds him, he’s so embarrassed that he just...can’t bring himself to admit that he forgot literally everything he needed to get back to his house.

-The conversation for the job starts a little like this…

Nedzu: Why were you wandering around Yuuei for over forty minutes?

Snipe, unwilling to admit that he couldn’t remember if he had to go east or west to reach his house: I saw a little doggie. Very cute.

Nedzu: That was probably me, but I digress.

(For the record, Snipe had to go south to start his route home…)

-Some good news: After working at Yuuei for a few years, he finally sees his boy again!!

-Some bad news: it's the USJ attack

-Snipe bursts into the USJ, sees that green haired silhouette and just knows it is his boy, even if it’s been somewhere around a decade since he saw his little sprout and his boy is now stronger and taller.

Snipe, seeing Shigaraki about to hit his child: Villain, you just yeed your last haw 

Snipe: shoots Shigaraki in the hand.

-After USJ, we have more fun, with some lovely dialogue I came up with like:

Snipe, sitting with Aizawa: So, hypothetically of course, if I was to say something like, I don’t know… ‘You’re in charge of my long lost child, who I couldn’t get in contact with ‘cause I couldn’t remember mah wife’s phone number’...how would you recommend starting the conversation with him?

Aizawa, mummified, tired, and already realizing that this child is the problem childTM: I need a drink.

Snipe, a fool: Are...are ya sure I should start off with that?

-Despite this totally hypothetical conversation, it isn’t until finals that Snipe brings it up. 

-Nedzu pits Snipe against Izuku and Todoroki, and it’s beautiful.

-Snipe pulls an ‘I am your father’ moment like in Star Wars, both Izuku and Todoroki promptly flip their shit.

Snipe: Izuku, I am your father.

Izuku: I thought you were dead!

Todoroki: I thought you were All Might’s child!

-Needless to say, the fight ends quickly, because Izuku goes a little feral. 

Izuku, pinning Snipe to the ground: What excuse do you have for ghosting mom for years, huh?

Snipe, sobbing: I forgot my phone number!

-Izuku drags Snipe back to the house once finals are over. 

-Inko...isn’t even surprised when she hears what happened.

-She just sighs and goes, “Do I need to tattoo my number onto you, Hisashi?”

-Snipe wonders if it’s worth the potential security risk, he doesn’t want her getting tracked down and hurt after all.

-There’s a long conversation about microchipping Snipe, so if he disappears again, Izuku can just hunt him down and drag him back home again.

-And voila! Snipe is reunited with his family, the dad fluff can commence.

Snipe: I’mma give him a gun.

Inko, tired: At least he’ll be hurting others instead of himself for once.

-1-A is horrified.

Their precious green bean, wielding a gun?!?!?!?

-It’s made worse when he’s a natural at it, just going feral and having fun with his dad.

-Finally, because I promised more parental figures along with actual, biological Snipe, please consider:

-All Might getting upset because Snipe is stealing ‘his boy’.

Aizawa, trying to be reasonable: All Might, Midoriya is literally Snipe’s child.

All Might, petulantly: But...but he’s my boy.

-For extra humor, make Aizawa also feel like the problem child is his problem child for extra parental jealousy.

-Need more chaos??? Yamada thought he and Aizawa were adopting Izuku for some reason.

Don’t ask how Yamada came to this conclusion, but he is heartbroken when he finds out his almost completed adoption forms were for nothing.

Yamada, sadly: I thought Inko was his older sister...and he didn’t even have a dad!

-Just...Izuku having a dumbass dad and the other potential dads being put off by the realization that Snipe, Snipe, gets actual Dad Rights but somehow lost contact for like...10 entire years.

-Okay rant over, bye.

#bnha au #parental snipe #parental all might #dadzawa #dadmic #parental everyone tbh #snipe is izuku's dad #bnhaven #i went feral and have no regrets

[taylorswiftdiscographyrate]

#120-111

120. Mary’s Song (Oh My My My) (6.356) Highest score was 9; Lowest score was 4

This was another song that for a short while had a very vocal stanbase within the fandom that has seemed to drop off now. As an album, Debut has a lot of focus around storytelling based on Taylor’s observation of the people around her, and Mary’s Song is probably the biggest example of that. This kind of observational, external storytelling doesn’t really make a full return until folklore and evermore, so while we appreciate those albums, its nice to think about where their roots lay in Debut.

Highlighted comments:  @tobesolonely​: “unrealistic. i am a jaded child of divorce” @onceintwentylifetimes: “It's cute. Plus I love all the personal references she puts into this other couple's story. Very folklorian.”

119. Shake It Off (6.375) Highest score was 10; Lowest score was 1.7

Taylor’s biggest hit to date! Shake It Off was inescapable when it was released, and even now it persists as an eternal bop. Say what you will, this song has longevity, and if you don’t bop to it when it comes on then I don’t trust you.

Highlighted comments: @yourivysgrows: [gives the song an 8] “Simply for being so iconic” @onceintwentylifetimes​: “I've learned to respect this as a well written pop song but it's not for me.”

118. This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things (6.425) Highest score was 9.5; Lowest score was 1.3

Taylor evolves into her pettiest self on the 13th track of reputation, and whether I love it or not depends on my mood at the time! Also, potentially hot take here, but I know I’m right so I’m just going to say it - a large portion of this song is about Karlie and it’s about time we realised it.

Highlighted comments: @yourivysgrows: “It was fun on tour”

117. I Don’t Wanna Live Forever (6.434) Highest score was 9.5; Lowest score was 0 (@wesawbears)

This song has the benefit of being the one of the few saving graces during The Drought™, where Taylor disappeared for months, dropped this, did a couple of concerts, then disappeared again. Whether planned or not, it was a sneak peek into the darker, more intimate aesthetic and soundscape that we would eventually hear on reputation, so I suppose we have that to thank it for!

Highlighted comments: @yourivysgrows: [after saying she adored the previous song on the list] “AND THIS ONE”

116. Never Grow Up (6.534) Highest score was 9.5; Lowest score was 2.2

Taylor released (and wrote maybe? I’m not sure) this song when she was 20. I’m 20 now, and yeah, it hits.

Highlighted comments: @yourivysgrows: “This also used to make me cry”

115. closure (6.543)  Highest score was 9.25; Lowest score was 3

And finally, evermore makes its first appearance! The fact that it took this long for songs from that album to show up is either a testament to its quality, or the power of recency bias (likely a bit of both!). Spoiler alert, it’s going to be a bit of an evermore bloodbath for the next few songs. closure is probably the most experimental song on evermore, with a 5/4 time signature and some industrial-style production mixed in with the typical folky sounds that feature on the rest of the album. I think it’s very much a “love it or hate it” kinda song!

Highlighted comments: @corneliaavenue: “I'm so happy the itty bitty kitty committee got a feature banging on the pots and pans in the background!”

114. cowboy like me (6.550) Highest score was 10; Lowest score was 3

This song has actually grown on me a lot since release, I kinda feel bad for only giving it a 3 (yeah, I know, I’m sorry!). I still don’t really understand what the song is about, but there are some lovely lyrical moments and it’s a pleasant listen.

Highlighted comments: @corneliaavenue: "I want to like this song so badly, but I just cannot get into it” @yourivysgrows: “The only one I skip 👁👄👁”

113. happiness (6.560) Highest score was 9; Lowest score was 2

While a lot of the songs on evermore have grown on me (see above!), as well as the album as a whole, happiness unfortunately has not. If anything, I like it less than I did when I first heard it. It’s just... so slow and uninteresting to me. I’m sorry to all the happiness stans out there!

Highlighted comments: @liabilitys: “again, lyrically v good but production is not my fav compared to the others” @yourivysgrows: “A sad but mature bop”

112. Eyes Open (6.563) Highest score was 10; Lowest score was 1

Ah, the lesser of the Hunger Games singles. Safe & Sound really stole all its thunder, perhaps a bit unfairly, since Eyes Open is more reminiscent of the soft-rock sound that would form the album that followed it! I do like Taylor’s trend of releasing soundtrack singles that preview the sound of her upcoming album, this one was just a bit of a miss.

Highlighted comments: @yourivysgrows: “She's okay” (can we take a moment to appreciate Brittany, she left a comment for every single song which is amazing because without her I would have literally nothing to show for some of these)

111. Tell Me Why (6.581)  Highest score was 9; Lowest score was 4

An underappreciated Fearless bop! According to Taylor, this song was formed from her ranting to Liz Rose about a boy that was frustrating her, and Liz wrote down everything Taylor said, and that ended up as the lyrics. I think it would be amazing, albeit probably unreleastic, to see Liz Rose return as a collaborator with Taylor, they really were a power duo back in Taylor’s yeehaw days.

Highlighted comments: @yourivysgrows: “Fuck men anthem”

#results

[generallypo]

move over maschenny, we’ve got a hotter and cooler Khun princess in the tower now.

introducing Khun Aguero Jahad, the one and only princess that Jahad actually, sincerely hopes never wins the competition.

excessive rambling under the cut + a short fic under that. all my warnings are dead and void as of now. cheers!

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i sat on my salt for a couple of days -- and then finally, finally decided to do something about it. my previous TOG post kinda went ham on that. yeehaw.

i imagine jahadprincess!khun is a little more snakey than the original (is that possible?). having climbed the tower at a blistering pace following her selection, she’s also a more competent fighter, though it additionally means she needs to use her brain less. though she plays more by her family’s and Jahad’s rules, she’s not particularly ruled by her bloodlust in the way Maschenny is, or utter complacency like Repellista. her outfit is shamelessly ripped off of Yuri’s and the casual officewear aesthetic khun sports in s1.

anyways, i did The Big Write. it has been 3 years since i have attempted such a thing. the process was complicated and stressful, i drank milk tea to compensate. i wanted to depict the moment of a big decision in which a characteristically selfish person does something shockingly altruistic, as well as the bystander who questions her motives. it’s not quite khunbam, more like an intense, one-sided dedication and some sorely needed soul searching. 

played fast and loose with characterization, timelines, general TOG canon while banging out this beast. like every middle child, i’m not super proud of it, but it gets the job done. i had a great time with it! really!

-- -- -- -- -- -- 

Unsurprisingly, it’s Yuri who finds her first. 

Her heels, lustrous and scarlet, click faintly on the rooftop tiles, and their mild echo belies nothing of the thunder on her face, or the sibilant presence of the Black March at her side. Aguero turns to meet her, inclines her head in response. 

“Why, princess Yuri. It’s a pleasure, as always.”

“Cut the crap, Aguero,” she snaps. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

Aguero raises her hands. From one of them, Manbarondenna dangles innocently, unclasped buckles gleaming under fake starlight. 

“Waiting for my ride. I’m not expecting a plus one, though.” She smiles pleasantly, eyes narrowed. “Run along now. This is a single-passenger trip.”

Yuri growls. “Seriously?” She steps forward with intent, and Aguero momentarily tenses, fingers flying to her bag — but just barely, Yuri’s features soften, and she stops. Dramatically, she cocks her head, ponytail bobbing with vigor.

“You,” she points emphatically. “You’re actually going to do this. You’re not worried about the consequences.”

She states it like an accusation, but the palest shade of concern colors her voice. Are you sure of what you’re doing? Leaving this place -- leaving all of us? A complicated expression crosses her features, and she scowls. 

“This won’t just affect you, Aguero.” Firmly, her hand rests on the Black March’s handle. Do you want me to stop you?

“… I’m aware.” A pause, and oh, ugh, Aguero’s doing it again — that nasty, calculating look on her face, the one that reminds onlookers, in no uncertain terms, exactly how the princess had come by her position. Yuri balks uncharacteristically, and steps away. 

It’s not like she doesn’t think she can take Aguero in a fight… but it’s not what she had come here for in the first place. After knowing each other this long, the least she can do is offer her support, not another enemy. Aguero has no problems with making — and gleefully crushing — the latter.

She looks at the woman before her. Khun Aguero Jahad, formerly surnamed Agnis. Not so long ago, a nameless little nobody — somebody’s second, second-choice, second-rate daughter, born in a family with too many offspring to invest attention into a daughter lacking outstanding martial prowess or an especially fetching face. A forgotten girl, wholly incongruent to the imposing figure Yuri knows her as now. 

The air around them vibrates with tension, laced with an inexorable chill -- it’s not a trick of the light, Yuri notices, that her breath seems a little more visible than normal, that the sweat on her forehead feels almost solid to her skin. Aguero is watching her, face bright and predatory, and it’s a stark reminder that even beautiful things can be cold and unforgiving.

The crown jewel of the Khun family sneers, and Yuri braces herself for impact.

— — — 

Khun Aguero Agnis had almost always been a slippery, unremarkable thing, with willow branches for arms and a sullen, snarky mien. On her placid, faintly superior face sat two intelligent, gem-blue eyes — pretty enough, but also afflicted with an attitude chilly enough to wither even the most persistent suitor’s desire. To her family, and an equally hostile Tower, she was both undesirable and unsupported — and consequently, insignificant. 

Yuri had met her before, once. It had been an event much, much longer ago, during a nameless, perfectly ordinary mission to deliver some sealed goods. A loaded favor of sorts, from one family to another. Bright and on the cusp of princesshood, hair still bound in youthful twin tails, she had been greeted at the door of one of the numerous Khun establishments by a slim joke of a girl. 

Thanks for your work, the girl had said, eyes blue and sleepless and unreadable. I’ve been expecting you. With mechanical efficiency, the girl received, inspected, and stowed the package away, vanishing from the gate within seconds. 

Baffled, Yuri withdrew, scratching her head. She’d been given a verification stamp to use at the end, but the package had made it to the correct address regardless. 

I’ve been expecting you, the Khun girl had said. That counted as a mission complete, didn’t it?

If not for the silvery-blue shock of her hair, no one would have guessed the girl a child of one of the great ten families. Favored Khuns, after all, were generally not disposed towards handling petty messenger duties. The observation had barely registered for Yuri, and not much later a more exciting adventure came along to wipe the encounter from her mind. Favored or not, there were more interesting, deadly things in the Tower to focus on.

A couple hundred years ago, though… things had changed, and drastically so. Yuri doesn’t know or exactly care for the inner politics or delicate power balances among the characters of Jahad’s court, but the truth of the matter is this: 

Khun Aguero Jahad might have only been recently crowned — but she has always been a threat. 

Since the dawn of the ten families, the Khun staples of education had remained true to three essential subjects: warfare, politics, and assassination. The children learn young, or not at all. A daughter true to her heritage, Khun Aguero Agnis had bared her fangs only at the most opportune moment, sinking them firmly in the throats of her blood sister, a rival from a nearby branch family, and a number of prominent, up-and-coming girls vying for the princess candidacy. 

It had been, without a doubt — a flawless victory, the perfect display of brains and cruel strength. And of course, with those eyes, a blue as deep and pitiless as the sea: beauty, and the arrogance to wield it.

It had taken the entire upper floors by complete surprise, propelled Aguero’s name to the top of the gossip columns, and whispered unrest among the current princesses in a way that hadn’t been felt in at least half a millennium. All it had taken was a hundred years’ worth of waiting, a lighthouse, a well-placed knife, and some dead girls.

As expected, a mere three months after her candidacy was announced, Khun Aguero Agnis became Khun Aguero Jahad, and not a single voice spoke out to disagree.

— — — 

“Are you going to stop me?” Aguero’s voice is low and cool. Like magic, a small blade glimmers in her hand, and while Yuri can’t predict what kinds of weapons her sister carries on her person, she knows better than to think this is her only, or most lethal one.

“... No,” she admits ruefully. “I don’t think I’d be able to, anyway.” Deftly, she stows the Black March in her inventory, and spins around to sit cross-legged by the princess’s side. It’s always a gamble, relying on Aguero’s temper, but it’s more likely than not that the other girl isn’t actually looking for a fight. She can’t afford the attention a real one would draw, or the physical exhaustion it would inflict.

Aguero lets her, and she grins with satisfaction. “I’ll wait with you until your ride is here!” The and buy you time, if necessary, goes unsaid. Yuri yawns, and then stretches, eyes crinkling with cheeky fondness. It won’t take long for her to get bored. What better way to kill time than with invasive questioning?

“Is he really worth it, Aguero? That boy?” Yuri pouts, eyebrows raised. “This better not just be because he’s cute.” Her words have the subtlety of a berserk Shinheuh, but she’s genuinely curious, and Aguero will understand.

A quiet huff of laughter has her squinting in surprise. Dawn hasn’t quite made it to their corner of the rooftop, but she can make out the faint, yet unmistakable curve of a real smile. 

Huh, thinks Yuri, wide-eyed. It’s not a bad look on her. It’s not that Aguero has never smiled, per se, but the intrinsic softness of it all is a wholly foreign creature to her, and she likes to think Aguero does consider her a friend. Or at least as close to one as a Khun is allowed to call a person.

“Oh, he’s cute all right. Like… a puppy, I guess. Big, gold eyes, really nice voice, listens to everything I say.” Aguero snorts, fiddles with her hair. “… For the most part, at least. There was a girl that he came here chasing after — ” and here she pauses briefly, expression hard like ice chips — “but she’s, ah, not a problem anymore.” 

Yuri blinks. By her feet, frost gleams in elegant, spiraling patterns. For a moment, curiosity steals across her thoughts— what kind of girl could that have been, to catch the eye of Aguero’s sweetheart? To make even the pride of the Khuns lose her famously unshakable cool? And what the hell had even happened? But instinct cautions her otherwise, and it’s yet to lead her astray. 

Yuri shakes her head. Best not to pry into those matters. 

“Okay, then. And what are you going to do after you go?” she presses. “You know you can’t come back.”

At first, there’s no response. The seconds slide uneasily by, thick like a finger swirled through honey. The other girl’s face is thoughtful as she slowly replies: “I’m gonna help him climb the Tower.” 

Aguero shifts slightly, and meets Yuri’s gaze. “To be fair, I wasn’t sure about that either at first. He… he’s really weak, you know.”

Yuri cackles, just to fill the silence. “That bad?”

“That bad.” Aguero exhales. “But he’s a monster, too. He has these… moments, when he gets a certain look in his eyes, and it’s almost terrifying. It’s funny, because he’s the gentlest thing I’ve ever met. But he’s going to be amazing in the future. I know it.” 

“... Like Jahad? Or better?” Is it the boy’s power you’re after? His life? It’s not like Yuri can’t understand. But in the Tower, the asking price of violence and overwhelming force comes laughably cheap, and for something as easy as that Aguero would never be so reckless. The conditions of their status are admittedly stifling, but few things are truly unreachable for a Jahad princess.

Or is it something else?

“They’re nothing alike,” Aguero says flatly. “And I don’t want him to be.”

Frustratedly, she runs a hand through her hair, gesturing vaguely. “It’s hard to explain, but he…he’s good, Yuri. He’s good. All those years stuck in a cave, all the trials the Tower ran him through, all that death and backstabbing and grieving that they make the Regulars practically eat and breathe  —  he fought through it purely by his own merit, and still, nothing's broken him of it. I can’t understand it myself.” 

Aguero murmurs to no one in particular, looking bewildered herself. “… It’s dazzling, honestly.” It only lasts a heartbeat, but there’s a heat to her entire bearing, an unexpected intensity, and it looks a lot like hope.

“He’s going to flip this Tower on its goddamned head, just you wait. He’ll need someone to watch his back when he does.” She smiles again, sharp and secretive — and it leaves Yuri reeling from the whiplash, this girl — who suddenly looks more like sunlight on new snow, like devotion underneath domed ceilings and glass sculptures praising unshakable belief, than the glacial stoicism of her bloodline. “The Regulars are supposed to form teams, right? I intend to be his light-bearer.”

“A-aha…I see it now. You’re crazy,” offers Yuri, more weakly than she would prefer. She thinks she can see the bigger picture now. She isn’t sure whether she likes it or not.

… So it’s his love you’re after. Do you think it’ll make you happy?

“I’ve got it all planned out, of course. I had a quick chat with Headon about starting fresh as well, so the Ranker rules shouldn’t apply to me.” It shouldn’t be possible to make throwing away your life so easy, so fulfilling, but Khun Aguero does it somehow, conviction radiating firmly from her entirety. She laughs, bright and determined. “We’re gonna give the floors so much hell, Yuri.”

“As for being a princess,” she continues, “I have a couple of ideas as to making sure no one looks too closely. That’s a secret, though.”

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah.” Aguero shoots her a mild look, and it’s the end of that discussion. She flicks her fingers with impatience. But one last question still burns a hole in Yuri’s chest, the one that hadn’t actually been answered, and she can’t let the other girl leave without a proper response. If she does, there won’t be a second chance.

The first hints of day yawn loomingly across the horizon. Shades of carnation and marigold, thin and pale, send tendrils of light across the sky. In just a few more minutes, the stars will disappear, eclipsed by their vibrance. And Aguero will be gone, gone, another name to be struck from the records. 

After all their years of friendship, this is where the line gets drawn. It’s a little lonely, if she thinks about it. Yuri steels herself. A younger, less jaded girl might have asked Aguero to reconsider. But regardless of whatever answer she would have been given, it’s not the one she needs to know right now.

No regrets now, Aguero.

Princess Yuri Jahad looks the defector in the eye, feeling fully well the pride and colossal pressure of her status. Bending the rules has never, ever seemed so daunting before. Maybe the weight thudding cold in her chest is her grief. Maybe, she thinks sheepishly, it’s her jealousy. She wouldn’t be surprised if it were all of the above, and more than just her own fair share of the bitterness. 

Believe it or not, she has been a princess for a very, very long time. The other girls would want to know the same.

It’s with hushed longing that she opens her mouth again, one last piece of idle gossip. With resentment, for countless eras spent in solitude and misplaced spite; loneliness, for every generation of lost, loveless young women. Every missed opportunity, every broken dream, every petty, contrived falling-out. She’s old enough to remember most of the worst. Aguero is escaping their shiny little showcase of a birdcage, at the price of losing everything else.

Please, she thinks desperately. Let her be right, this time. This is one of their sisters, after all. They must not have another Anaak Jahad.

“...Aguero. He’s worth it?” she repeats. 

Khun Aguero Agnis steeples her fingers against her chin, staring forward. The sun rises ahead of them, unrelenting and pure, and the light catches on her face and draws it all out in ferocious streaks of gold.

“Yes,” she answers. “He is.”

#tower of god #TOG #kami no tou #webtoon #khun aguero agnis #jahadprincess!khun #fem!khun #genderbend #fanart #sketches #fic #writing #princess!khun runs away from home #yep that's it that's the fic #long ass emotional screeching

[whitefang1220]

8 questions, 8 people!

Thanks for the tag @wannahearaboutmylatestobsession! No pressure if you don’t want to do it.

Hogwarts House

I got Gryffindor when I took the quiz on Pottermore in 2016, but that was after I was traumatized and my brain structure changed. I'm pretty sure I grew up a Ravenclaw. I was basically Luna Lovegood. Now I believe I am a Gryffindor with a lot of Ravenclaw. Gryffinclaw?

Last Thing I Googled

Adelaide Kane, the actress. I recognized her face in Reign while scrolling through Netflix, so I googled her to see what else she has been in. I recognized her as Cora Hale from Teen Wolf 😂

Song Stuck In My Head

Leave the City - Twenty Øne Pilots

Dream Job

Bestselling Author and/or video game programmer. I know those are vastly different but I love creating.

Wearing

My favorite shirt, high-waisted skinny jeans, and fuzzy socks

Favorite Author

Rick Riordan (Percy Jackson), Cassandra Clare (Mortal Instruments), Gordon Korman (Swindled), Erin Hunter (Warriors), Brian Jaques (Redwall)

Aesthetic

Idk what this one is asking specifically so I'm going with clothing aesthetic:

I'm in the middle of revamping my wardrobe. I'm working on having more of a soft punk/goth aesthetic. I definitely have a lot of different styles and aesthetics that I have and pull off well: jock girlfriend, nerdy/geeky hipster, cute fem, camp counselor, an occasional yeehaw hoedown, and I do have a modern witch one I can do as well.

Favorite Animal Noise

Cat purrs, Spring Peepers, wolf howls, and almost every single noise my cousin's service dog makes

@fabumess @crazyhornet25 @jinglingjohnnyboi @heyitsbill @panpan012 @beachbody-less @holyfirebomb007 @autistic-em

#tag game

[pikemoreno]

rank the Pedro characters in boyfriend™️ order?

alright so this is in order of my personal preference/my type. not a universal list of who would be the best for everyone. let’s start with that preface lmao. there’s a couple of ties because i do what i want...

1) marcus. i mean duh. my actual real life type. there™️ for commitment and, yeah, maybe he gets a little excited and moves a little fast and you have to be like “woahhh calm down a minute” but he’s really not ever gonna pressure you and if you told him to bring it back a little he 100% would. (and if that’s the worst problem you have in your relationship? you’ve got something really good) physical affection king. was in a band. considerate. with just a pinch of sass. looks like THAT. SIR. MARRIAGE

2) frankie. hoooo boy. it’s a close race up here at the top. i would give this soft, tired man so much love it’s not even funny. we don’t actually know THAT much about him in canon? but between the lil bits of that + our collective hcs his rugged outdoorsy man with heart of gold + neverending softness and brokenness that makes you want to cuddle him always is an aesthetic that i’m very much into. and did you SEE him flying that helicopter??? HELLO

3) din. the ONLY reason din is not tied with frankie is because his dangerous, always moving profession does make the logistics of a relationship difficult and i’m lot more into physical affection than he’s probably up for (at least at first) but like... i’d be willing to make it work for him. he’s very much boyfriend material and those protective instincts being up in the stratosphere is very sexy of him. and that VOICE? i love him very much. also comes pre-packaged with cute kid so like... bonus.

4) whiskey. this is a man that it depends on who we’re talking about here. if it’s canon whiskey only and completely? mmmm prob not because his morals are like wayyy not cool. but if we throw the whole third act villain nonsense out the window and only look at the rest of the movie + our collective hcs? very solid contender for bri. his very forward, big personality could potentially come on too strong to my much meeker, calm personality and send me running. but the big flirt going after the shy one is a trope that i would really, really be into. if he plays his cards right and doesn’t completely freak me out beyond repair, he’s got me hooked 200%. that southern charm? that heart of gold under all that performance? mmm yes. love one (1) yeehaw man.

4) javi. javi is a tricky one. his reputation would probably initially make me say mmm better not. not my type. i’m a committer, friends. but i’d also be so incredibly intrigued by him. who wouldn’t be? he’s great. so many layers. if i was allowed to see past the exterior, i would absolutely fall for him because that exterior ISN’T all that’s there. it would take some time to warm up on my end probably, but who doesn’t like a slow burn?

6) ezra. unhinged sexual energy that i could never match. he hot though. and i love his voice. there’s some really solid fics out there that make him a solid contender too. but for me personally? we’d probably just end up being really good friends and i’m cool with that.

6) oberyn. i’m just really not into polygamy. and i couldn’t ever try to make him change his lifestyle. :/  but i love him and he drinks hella respect women juice, so i’m still not opposed. 

8) max phillips. the amount of respect women juice he drinks in actual canon is really questionable (our hcs tend to give him the benefit of the doubt and that is OK with me). honestly i’m still kinda into him. he’s a lot of fun. he smiles and i smile. but like the actual logistics of dating a vampire can be concerning and outside of our hcs his actual morals with women are iffy. so lower tier. but his management ideas are 100% correct so good for him.

9) pero tovar- i just have no real grasp of this character tbh. all i know is he’s >:( always and i can’t do that even if he looks damn fine with his scar.

10) max lord- only @madadlorian‘s version of max lord actually exists in boyfriend world. and that is the only reason max lord ended up on this list at all. but even then i would probably punch him after 5 minutes. 

all others i pretend i do not see or i genuinely have not seen.

oops i went off.

#about me #Anonymous #thanks for giving me social interaction

[code-verxnica]

Yellow and maybe a hint of moss green? and....Red (:

Yellow - Hajrieixekcj thank you Mirage 👉🏻👈🏻 (I don’t feel pretty or cute right now cause I’m sick but it’s nice to hear! 💕)

Moss Green - Oooh interesting pick! I do like the aesthetic of it 🤔

Red - AKDIKEFIKEFJJEN “Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go apeshit?”One of these days.... ;) perhaps sooner rather than later. We’ll see. Depends how everything goes Yeehaw!

#thank you Mirage 😘 #mirage 🌀 #I am a small gremlin who WILL go absolutely unhinged one of these days #ness the cryptid

[vancilocs]

is javi and keyes viable yet? aaand yeehaws and their respective goths?

the three musketeers and their partners

How did they they meet?

Javier spotted a guy to whore a drink out of and this guy ended up being the softest and most earnest guy who not only offered the drink without blinking and didn’t expect anything out of it, was just happy a cute guy talked to him

Max went to get a tattoo from a parlor she hadn’t been to before and really bonded with the artist

Kasia went as emotional support to a friend getting a tattoo and ditched them immediately after laying eyes on the piercer bear

Who developed romantic feelings first?

Keyes genuinely, Javier was more flattered by the attention at first

It was very mutual, though Max was already all hot and bothered by Heather when she asked her out while Heather was just testing the waters

Kasia probably, sure it was just lusting after Bailey at first but he’s a nice guy so romance came first for Kasia too maybe

Who is their biggest “shipper?”

Heather knows Javier knows what he’s doing and likes Keyes, dude seems like sunshine in a bag. Sunny is happy for Keyes, go on get it boy

Cameron practically declared himself the godfather of their first kid when Heather expressed interest in Max

Despite all the teasing, Heather can tell Bailey and Kasia are all too head over heels for each other and supports them wholeheartedly

When did they have their first kiss and under what circumstances?

One seeing the other home, Javier took initiative

Hanging out at Max’s place, Heather complimented her lipstick and Max asked if she’d like to try it out

Kasia sneaked one from Bailey by turning their head at just the right time. Flustered the poor boy

Who confessed their feelings first?

Keyes bc he has no fucking filter

Heather asked Max out on a date but Max talked about feelings first after that

Could really be either tbh

What was their first official date?

They mainly just ran into each other for a time until Keyes asked if Javier would go grab fast food at 2 am

Go to see a movie and then to dinner, then have drinks at a bar before seeing each other off

Go to an art gallery and to dinner before parting ways

How do they feel about double dates/group dates?

Down for it tbh, all three could go together

What do they do in their down time?

Javier works on his music and art, Keyes draws and does his occasional freelancer work, lay around scrolling through their phones, show memes, braid Keyes’ long-ass hair, Javier helps him with writing emails bc his dyslexia is a bitch

Hang around, do makeup for fun, do hair, cook, watch TV or movies, draw, go on walks or grab something to eat at a cafe

Draw together and on each other, mess with hair, lay on bed going through phones, paint nails, go on walks, watch TV, play with cat

What was the first meeting of parents as an official couple like?

Keyes’ mom is just as eccentric and loving and open as her son, no problem accepting the twink into the family. Javier’s mom and stepdad were somewhat surprised but not negative about this weirdo dating their son either

Went well, Heather’s mom was a little surprised by Max’s aesthetic but loves her all the same, Max’s parents are happy with Heather, seems like a good lass

After seeing Max it was easier to get over Kasia’s aesthetic, for sure different but if Bailey’s happy she’s happy. Just make sure the thing eats. Kasia’s parents liked Bailey too.

What was their first fight over and how did they get past it?

Keyes is an unfortunate scatterbrain and Javier as an opinionated guy would snap about it, but he’s since realized that the guy’s mind just doesn’t work sometimes so it’s unfair to be mad at him for that. Just apologize about getting heated and work on solutions for the future

Something honestly stupid probably, but they’re both the yelling kinda type with bad past relationships so it easily got nasty. Just apologized after that but after a few of those arguments got some professional help bc that ain’t right

They honestly don’t argue. If anything then just small things like leaving things laying around.

Which one is more easily made jealous?

Keyes has low self-esteem but Javier isn’t flirty when in a relationship, Keyes is friendlier with others but Javier trusts him so. Keyes gets jealous easier but Javi doesn’t make him

They’re both really confident in their relationship, even if Max gets attention as a bartender Heather ain’t worried

Neither really? Neither gives reason and neither is jealous by nature

What is their favourite thing to get to eat?

Junk food, the spicier the better

Spicy but not junk food

Bailey likes it spicy and plenty

Who’s the cuddly one? What their favourite cuddling position?

Keyes is cuddly and he’s also chubby so he’s good for cuddling, he can lay down while Javier curls up next to him

Both are so soft and good for cuddling, Max can just lay on Heather and rest that head on them titties

Kasia weighs a couple of grapes worth and Bailey is a straight-up bear, they can lay on top of him all they like

Are they hand holders?

Keyes is, Javier happily goes along with it.

Sure, sometimes

Holding hands or linking arms

How long do they wait before sleeping together for the first time? What’s the circumstances?

For some time, Keyes has a low sex drive and Javi didn’t mind waiting, he’s not the type to jump into bed immediately in a relationship either so it’s fine

After like the second date when hanging out at either one’s apartment

Took a good while probably, Bailey is a shy boy, agree on it beforehands or he’ll get overwhelmed

Who tops?

Javier is a twink and he’s a top and Keyes is like well sure I do whatever

Either can

Kasia wants to be dominated and Bailey is still a shy boy but when he’s comfortable he’ll agree

What’s the worst fight they’ve ever gotten into?

Something about Keyes accidentally breaking or losing something important and Javier being this close to losing it and just. Going for a walk before he yells. Sad Keyes is a miserable sight anyways

About something absolutely stupid, could be sparked from laundry. And at that point it’s like jesus christ we need professional help

Like for them the worst would be like if. Kasia brought up how much Bailey spoils them and uses money on them and they feel kinda bad about that

Who does the shopping and the cooking?

Either, give Keyes pictures he’s bad at reading lists. Also he will always bring something like poptarts bc he has no inhibitions

Either, both love to cook, Max is better at it

Bailey cooks a lot and he cooks kinda spicy, either does the shopping

Which one is more organized and prone to tidiness?

Javier who didn’t realize how organized he is until after sharing a space with a guy who couldn’t find his own ass with both his hands taped on it

They’re both tidy, but Max a bit more because she keeps her makeup organized while Heather’s painting corner can get messy

Both are pretty tidy, dunno if Kasia’s art supplies tend to spread

Who proposes?

Haven’t gotten there yet but for some reason Javier has made the decision to marry this man one day, minion tattoo or no

Heather with the help of the kids

Bailey in cargo shorts i’m kidding

Do they have joined Bachelor/Bachelorette parties or separate?

Joined probably

Separate, Cameron can steal Max away like old times while Javier can deal with Heather

Separate, Heather and Max stole Kasia

Who is the best man/maid of honour? Any other groomsmen or bridesmaids?

Heather can be Javier’s best woman, Sunny can be Keyes’

Likewise Javier is Heather’s man of honour, Max will ask Cameron

Bailey miiiiiiight ask Heather to be his best woman, Kasia has their own buddies

Big Ceremony or Small?

Small but Refined, Javier will handle it bc if it was up to Florida Man he’d show up in a sleeveless shirt and on an ATV

Kinda medium, nothing super grand, suitable for children, two guests dressed up like they came to a house party

Similar to Heather and Max, kinda medium, got family there, less kids bc they weren’t around yet, nature-themed with the Jewish side clearly shown

Do they have a honeymoon? If so, where?  

Probably at Cuba or Florida, just a short visit

Not really, they have two kids to look after. If anything then after the wedding dunk the kids on friends for the night and go to a luxury hotel

A short one maybe, visit Russia or South Africa or both

Do they have children? How many?

Nah, Keyes has never wanted bio ones bc of his medical history and Javier doesn’t want kids in general

Two, a boy and a girl

One rootin’ tootin’ princess

#i've actually shipped them for a while i just haven't voiced it #shipping my own characters is always like #they're gonna end up a pair #i can't help it #i want to see them together and only i have the power to make it so #long oc thing #keyes is a manlet he's like 160 cm max #javier is like 175+cm so #sorry kasia you gotta wait for the railing for a while #they're prolly happy just holding hands for now