#(likely gonna buy her)

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

Rouge-like tendencies, courtesy of grandpa

#scary is a clothes thief i believe it #one day she takes off a jacket to reveal one of lincs Garfield shirts that no one even knew was missing #normals like: “scary do you like... not own any clothes??? is that what this is??? we can BUY you some clothes scary.” #scarys like: “are you just jealous cause i dont steal any of your clothes?” #normal: “YOUVE TAKEN EVERYONE ELSES!!! WHATS WRONG WITH MY CLOTHES??? IS IT THE SHADE OF BLUE? DO YOU HATE THE BLUE?? I CAN CHANGE!” #scary: “its cause they all have fuckin teeny the teen on them.” #normal: “thats.... okay. actually thats kinda reasonable. i was worried you didnt like them because-” #scary: “-also they REEK. have you ever washed any of these?” #normal: “oh. yeah. thats.... thats what i thought you were gonna say.” #her justification for why she steals everyones clothes is to show those losers how much better they look on her #(its cause she loves them. and only knows how to express herself through her appearance.) #scary marlowe #dndads #dungeons & daddies #dungeons and daddies #terry jr stampler #terry junior #taylor swift #dndads s2 #fanart #digital drawing #my artwork #fan art #taylor swift close foster #terry jr

[dailyfalsesymmetry]

day 40

i realize i never actually fulfilled the request from yesterday, so here she is in a braid. this was an unintentional style experiment, i don’t know what happened there

#falsesymmetry #falsesymmetry fanart #empires smp #empires s2 #empires fanart #empires false #dailies :] #why are her eyes so big #why does she look haunted #why does she look like someone’s gonna specifically say in the notes that they need to buy her brown contacts

[bucktommys]

christopher: i like someone

buck: ok here's what u gotta do. it will involve one of u getting homoerotically getting shot tho hope that's ok

#literally god bless christopher diaz hes gonna be like ...or i could buy her chocolate. and bucks like yeah that works too

[coleomegilla-maculata]

can you buy me pads?

#text #undertale yellow #am i gonna try and tag as many characters as i can? Yes. here we Go. #dalv #martlet #ceroba ketsukane #chujin ketsukane #starlo #feisty five #(<- sorry you're getting the Group Tag treatment.) #undertale yellow spoilers #<- ??? it's been like 2 months since it's come out idk if we're still doing spoilers here. w/e #FUN SECRET POST LORE: #ed has 2 dollars left bc mooch did what she does best. #mooch did not buy pads and instead Did Her Thing in the store. and she got caught :( #uty textposts

[freaky-flawless]

I don't get why they gave the G3 dolls such long hair and nothing to brush them with.

#monster high #monster high g3 #monster high dolls #i just got abbey and im very happy about it #but im looking at her hair im just like...hmm thats gonna need a brushing #i have more mh brushes than i know what to do with but kids buying them wont #and im still not over the doll stands #i might make a post about my overall thoughts on her idk if anyone cares lol #text post

[purple-st4rz-556]

I keep forgetting to be active here whoops....anyways it's Gorillaz Phase 1 OMG!!!!

OMFG I JSUT RELIZED THAT I DREW THE THUMB FACIND THE WROGN DIRECTION 💀💀💀

#I love 2d noodle and murdoc sm omg (sorry russel) #especially murdoc and 2d cause why are they kinda.../hj #I literally just discovered this band a week ago yet I want to go to all their concerts and buy all their merch and dvds #was gonna draw them all in a group photo but then i didn't know what the background would be so then I drew murdoc #but then I hated how I drew murdoc so I started drawing noodle #I tried experimenting a bit and used a watercolor brush for the background and for a bit of shading on noodle #also I did a thingy with her hair where I drew individual strokes of her hair cause it's really fun to do trad. #her hair ended up looking like omori hair 💀 (I still need to get into omori ngl but I'm terrible with horror) #I'm sorry if I butchered russel I cannot draw other body types at all #also drew with a crunchy pixel brush this time which it rare! #been in an art slump again so I think my art looks the same next to each other :( #anyways I need to stop yapping!!!! actual tags now #gorillaz #clip studio paint #digital art #fanart #my art #art #doodles #gorillaz phase 1 #gorillaz noodle #gorillaz fanart #gorillaz fandom #woowowowo

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

job applications: this is entry level! anyone can apply!

job applications: ...as long as you've done at least six months of highly specific work, or have this exact degree, or if you kissed a chicken during the last moon of 2012-

#im back in the trenches bois its Not Looking Great #gonna apply to this stupid thing anyway but #it looks like stockin grocery store shelves is the way im gonna go #unless i get Very lucky or manage to bullshit my way into this job #college isn't necessary but Man a lot of places want you to attend. no <3 #but noooo instead i have to like. work. till i die. and never make enough money to live comfortably. sigh #sometimes i think to myself 'i should make video essays on youtube and see if that goes anywhere' #and sometimes i think 'i should scribble up things that people would buy and make a shop' #and sometimes i think 'what if i killed someone with a stick. would that be fucked up or what' #absolutely unprompted #AGHHHHHHHH THE BOXES WE AS HUMANITY HAVE LOCKED OURSELVES INTO IM GONNA LOSE IT #i was born to be a handsome decoration / weird little artist for eccentric wealthy people #i was meant to drape myself across a beautiful philanthropist woman's lap and doodle lil animals for her #while she rambles and feeds me grapes #yk. if i did make a shop i could have an extra section for small crochet things #coasters. small hand warmers. tiny shapes. simple cat toys. that sorta thing. quick and easy stuff #i could make them w/ specific colors so that they're subtle fandom themed #i literally have a coaster in damian's robin colors... a black/red SB square... #hm. thinking #oh shit i gotta work on that new commission sheet #OH NO. I FORGOR SOMETHING I SHOULD NOT HAVE FORGOR. I HAVE MADE A LITTLE FUCKY WUCKY #excuse me everyone i have something to finish

[bamsara]

ngl ever since this post, im designing and cutting out these stickers out at home which is a very time consuming and repetitive labor process only to know that there's thieves out there selling my designs at a fraction of the cost is extremely discouraging like. what is the point. what is even the fucking point.

#sticker sales and patreon is how im paying bills and buying groceries rn so it just fucking winded me #and im trying to catch up on send backs and junes stuff but im sitting her wondering how long itll be until these designs are stolen too #what is the point in trying to make art for a living if all thats ever gonna happen is that it gets stolen #i cannot beat the price of big box names like amazon and other rip offs stealing designs and selling them for pennies #when it cost me a good chunk of the a $5 sticker cost to actaully make the sticker like its not all take home that includes shipping #and ink and paper and ect #i literally cannot compete with big box stores that steal shit i cannot #so what even is the point #sara shush #tw vent #art theft

[todayisafridaynight]

Family™

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 2 #yakuza 2 #daigo dojima #haruka sawamura #kazuma kiryu #for like a hot second #snap sketches #hes gonna buy her mcr and korn cds #this just started out with wantin to doodle daigo paintin her nails but then i figured they should wear the same outfit #just cause i thought it was cute they both wear white jackets #also ive decided im just going to draw Emo Daigo with piercings and eyeliner ive decided this is the move forward #the impulse to give him a pants chain is so strong but im going to resist i dont wanna add too much #because i could. i could give him rings too #but i have to STOP i have to draw a line SOMEWHERE #its not my fault rgg didnt go balls out when making him emo

[fuckyeah-bears]

whhhhyyyyyyyyy is everything sooooo motherfucking expensive????? don’t they know I can’t afford all this shit???

#paid rent yesterday #had to take my dog to the vet and buy her more food and go to the grocery store and buy gas today #and had to pay utilities last week #I am physically pained #Can’t wait til I can actually get paid for my work #Cause not gonna lie #Mandatory unpaid student internships are a real fucking bitch #2 more months til graduation #And then my field placement will hire me and actually pay me for my work #But that’s 2 more months of OWWWW #don’t mind me I’m just whining #About capitalism #and how bullshit insane unpaid internships are #la dee da I have no money and I hate it #Pls ignore my vent post lmao #I’m done whining like a lil bitch now

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

where's the crack au where stevies on real housewives as the wife of famous retired metal star eddie munson like. she'd fuck them up. going for that sweet down to earth insanely rich person persona but any time any of the other housewives tries to start shit with her she Shuts It Down

#tryna think about what her like. Intro Dumb Saying is i wanna incorporate her coming for a bitchs kneecaps with a baseball bat #steddie #transfem steve harrington #steve harrington #eddie munson #stevie harrington #stranger things #also she'd be doing a lot of charity work for like abused kids and lgbt rights especially trans rights #the housewives are like oh my husband hates when i buy things you relate right stevie #she's like man if i don't buy enough shit eddie gets pouty bc he thinks he's not being a good provider #she's one of the ones who's like my sex life is going GREAT thank you for asking #oh you didn't ask? im gonna tell you anyway we just bought a new sex swing way better lumbar support than the last one

[roomy-ghosted]

JUST started a good Durge playthrough and I'm dying over my absolute little guy bard Tinfoil.

#bg3 #bg3 tav #baldurs gate 3 #(Im a tag rambler so theres a lot here-) he's got voice six and because of that I'm opting he's incredibly INCREDIBLY young #like- probably 9? Dragonborn reach 10 year old human size at 3 for them so. yeah- #human-body wise he's about 17? but he's still got so little thoughts in his head. Which is canon as well at least #not gonna romance ANYONE as Tinfoil but we're gonna all be besties. #still deciding if he'll slurp tadpoles. he gives into peer preassure very easily and is very easily bossed around. #so it depends at the moment in the cutscene i guess. #he's the group kid. i think shadowheart would mother him a lot and he looks up to Karlach A SHITTON. 'She's so cool...' #'why is the group kid the leader?' #everyone shrugs but they see Tinfoil curl up around a small pile of gold and gems as he sleeps and they can't say no to what he wants to do #Lae'zel thinks he's 'extremely weak skinned. and needs all the help a pathetic youngling like him can get' #she says; helping said pathetic kid up off the nautaloid ship floor after he ran ahead to try and get to the controls; listening to her #like a good lil guy #'Tinfoil; darling; you know we can always get *more* gold if you give up some of these precious little rubies and opals. Your hoard #will look *much* more impressive that way.' #-Astarion; trying to convince a now-teary-eyed tinfoil to give up his hoard so the party can buy health potions #'its not...its not impressive?' he starts crying and Shadowheart has to comfort him #I KNOW he's gonna go murder mode and stuff. but everyone at camp thinks it's just dragonborn instincts kicking in #so they just like chain him to a tree for the night. #its funny i think #'NO! BAD TINFOIL! STOP TRYING TO EAT THE BIRDS!' #'Raughguguhguguh. Tinfoil *NEEDS* sauce...' #he is on a leash constantly because he is enamoured with the beauty of the world and runs off- but also to not kill and maim constantly.

[theydemily]

derek’s reaction to emily’s statement is EVERYTHING 

#PLEASE WHY DID HE #EYE ROLL HER SO HARD SKSKSKSFH #derek morgan #morgan x prentiss #emily prentiss #criminalmindsedit #Criminal Minds #this is the most married couple thing i have ever seen them do #he acting like he's gonna be the one who's gotta buy them for her #lmaooooooo #and then their's reid looking puzzled Af #i cant with them #demily #this so grainy im #sorry

[solarpunkani]

Y'know someone's probably waxed poetic about this already but it's on my mind so I'm gonna do it again.

When it comes to encouraging people to learn about native plants and habitat and involving themselves and their yards in the wider ecosystem, you gotta meet them where they're at.

And maybe that means they won't go as far into it as you are or would like them to in your wildest dreams. But even small steps count towards the bigger picture and I think we need to appreciate that more.

An example from my own life is my mom and the current gardening project we're working on. We're planning out the garden beds in the front of the yard by the mailbox--my mom's previous plantings for the most part haven't worked out, so I'm taking a crack at it.

I'm a pollinator gardening enthusiast who cares more about attracting as many butterflies bees and hummingbirds as possible than keeping things 'neat' and 'tidy'. However, not only do we live in an HOA neighborhood (though not as intense as some other stories I've heard), but I know my mother--an interior designer who has a deeply vested care for making sure the exterior of the house looks as Nice as possible.

We're still getting a pollinator garden in the front though. How? I'm meeting her where she's at, I'm making some concessions, she's making some concessions, but ultimately we're making something that works for the both of us. She doesn't want the plants too tall and messy? We'll trim them back in fall and winter--the insects can use the backyard garden to nest in. She doesn't want things too wild and bushy and weedy? We'll add a nice mulch to the beds, keep things a bit spaced out until they grow in to their larger sizes. She doesn't know the latin names for the plants I'm asking for, let alone how to pronounce them to ask for them at a garden center? That's fine, I don't know the Latin names for most things anyways, let's just use common names.

Does she care that the garden will attract butterflies and hummingbirds? Not intrinsically--she sees it as more of a bonus, if anything. She just cares about what color everything will be and if it'll be easy to maintain. The fact that they're native plants barely registers as a plus side to her. And honestly? That is fine.

If I approached this problem with a hardheaded attitude on how I wanted it to be just as wild and free as my backyard garden? There wouldn't be any native plants in the front beds. It's not like I didn't teach my mom things, but I didn't lecture her like she was lesser just for not knowing or caring as much about native gardening as I do. And that, ultimately, made her more open to the idea than she would've been if I looked down on her like I've seen too many people do to others.

Not everyone is going to develop a deeply seated care about native plants and Latin names and I don't think it's reasonable to expect that. Meet people where they're at and you just might get a lot more done. Meet people where they're at and you just might find they'll get excited enough to learn more--but if they don't want to learn more, that is fine.

We can't expect everyone on the globe to suddenly become plant experts rattling off Latin names left and right and professionally ID'ing native and invasive plants. In the same way we wouldn't expect everyone to suddenly learn the ins and outs of learning code, or how to synthesize medicines, or how to properly build a house. And that is fine. Because we can lean on those who do know when these things come up.

I lost track of where this was going but. Y'know????

#out of queue #ani rambles #may delete later #like idk between the CPBD channel and some posts ive seen on here #it feels like a lot of people expect EVERYONE to learn ALL the Latin names for everything and thats just not realistic #Latin names make me fuckin dizzy just hearing them out loud 99% of the time #we can't admonish your everyday homie for referring to things by their common name and not knowing the ins and outs of native gardening #you attract more flies with honey than vinegar. don't look down on people for things they don't know and instead lift them up #thats the best way to get people curious about wanting to learn more #and lead by example. show good results and people will be interested. #i put up a bird feeder for the first time like 2 years ago and just this weekend my mom decided to buy a window feeder because she likes #seeing the birds. does she care about providing habitat for wild creatures? no she just likes seeing the pretty birds. #im not gonna lecture her for not putting up a birdhouse and birdfeeder and just wanting to see the birds??? thats stupid #if she wants to get into more then she'll get into more and if she doesn't even a small contribution is still a contribution yknow? #like if someone's doing something actively/with risk to be harmful by all means talk to them about it but like #dont be fuckin rude guys #im going to bed

[wander-over-the-words]

As awesome as it is to see the LGBTQ+ representation in the Baymax show (and it absolutely is), can I just give a shoutout to the fact that they also included - during the scene where Baymax is getting the period products - a dad getting period products for his daughter?

Way too often, I hear about how men should have nothing to do with periods and how they don’t wanna know when any of their period-having relatives hit their monthlies, and it is amazingly refreshing to see a dude casually recommending the period product that his daughter favours. It shouldn’t be, but it is, so thank you, Baymax show

#wandering over the words #Baymax #as someone who comes from a family #where two out of the three dudes I live with are all ''don't talk about periods'' #(one of whom is my oldest brother who has a daughter himself and refuses to discuss anything puberty related with her) #it put a BIG smile on my face when that dude popped up over Baymax's shoulder like that #Like goddamn not-period-havers it ain't gonna kill ya to buy someone products #Shoutout to that one dad #you're doing good

[virsancte]

good days aren't easy to come by

#simblr #ts4 legacy #valentine gen 4 #fun fact for context on why i care so much abt him finally choosing to play the piano on his own #but it's gonna get Long so strap in #basically. the guitar he used to have had been with him since he was like...... my god. probably about 15 #he bought it at a yard sale for pennies from an older woman #it belonged to her late son originally and it wasn't even . supposed to be a part of the sale in the first place. she just took a liking to #devin and figured that really it's better in the hands of someone who would use it than for it to collect dust in her garage forever #and he couldn't really practice at home. his parents... are not exactly the kindest people you've ever seen #he was too afraid of them destroying or throwing it away so he'd sneak off to god knows where and learn how to play it from old #youtube videos on his busted up phone #it quickly became Everything to him. his most prized possession. and it wasn't a shitty guitar either. the son was a professional musician #that's how ellie and devin met in the first place. he was playing at the market she used to sneak out to in the evenings to #and she instantly knew . this boy is going places and really they might as well go together #enough backstory of the backstory. long story short: he was struggling to make rent eventually and was out of vinyls to pawn off #so he had no choice left. it was either that or he'd get kicked out along with his sister. who was still struggling a lot w/ addiction #so he sold it. and it broke him. he's literally just not been the same since losing it #his sister stole him a guitar from a music shop she'd go to sometimes but it just wasn't the same and he had not played an instrument since #until now anyway #still not a guitar. but maybe someday #or he can find his old one and buy it again......... #lmfao if you made it here congrats. you win nothing bc im broke but i do respect you