#(slaps self) STOP

[veinsfullofstars]

"Still trying to intimidate me? Cute."

(ID: Kirby series fanart of Meta Knight and Galacta Knight based off of a couple dynamics template by @/ReddsMess on Twitter. Original template and source below the cut, as well as a HAL language variant. Top-left panel - high-angle shot of MK lit from above, standing firm and glaring up through his mask, his wings curled out and breaching the panel in places, subtitled "Well well..." Top-right panel - low-angle shot of GK lit from below, looming in the air and leering down through his mask, his wings curled out and his hands spread wide in challenge, both of which breach the panel in places, subtitled "Look who came to see me..." Bottom panel - MK & GK stand next to each other, the latter leaning towards the former and gently caressing the side of his mask with the back of one hand, grinning smugly and wrapping a wing around the knight, subtitled "My Knightmare." MK stands stiffly with his fists clenched at his sides, blushing vividly and glaring away from the warrior. A little flurry of white hearts emanate from GK, while one small one hovers above MK. END ID.)

Started 03/30/24, finished 04/02/24.

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HAL language variant:

Original by ReddsMess (template link) NOTE: The artist has marked 16-18+ in their bio, so browse at your own risk!

#veins art #veins ships #veins fanart #fanart #kirby series #kirby #meta knight #galacta knight #galacta knight x meta knight #metagala #couple dynamics #couples meme #meme redraw #pose redraw #template redraw #toxic couple or idiots in love? you decide #I'm a sucker for bespoke pet names apparently #real-bat-wings MK my beloved <3 #veins “keeps drawing feathered wings despite how much they hate doing so” fullofstars #also I saw @post-it-notes7's mirror!GK design and now I will never not draw GK in heels #swallow tailed galacta knight #<- (inspired by @starflungwaddledee of course) #*gasp* no sparkles?? #the sacrifices we make for a t m o s p h e r e #hmm I wonder if this is where the Childhood Friends AU would go if MK and DDD never got back together... #(but I get ahead of myself - that's a story for another time) #(me: *slaps self on wrist" veins no! bad goblin! no more AUs! especially not AUs of AUs! stop it!) #veinsfullofstars

[mewtwo24]

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

#svsss #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #mxtx what must it be like to carry the gays on your shoulders like this #she ran so that the rest of us could walk oh my actual god #i just can't get over how much of the novels are sqq panicking because he needs to 'do right' by lbh #aka make lbh the absolute lunatic from the original #so its just this uproarious back and forth between a guy trying to make a bbg desperate for his love into a human weapon #AND make himself disappear before that weapon is turned on him (also probably the self-hatred talking) #amazing showstopping spectacular **slaps sqq's back** you can fit so many repressed internalizations of toxic masculinity in this mf #legit as i read these volumes i just kept thinking of that meme like 'congrats sqq buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it' (joke) #not that lbh is any better but in fairness the lad is going through a lot too so i spare him too harsh a judgement #also sincerely i dont think i was prepared for just how stupid how crazy lbh goes for sqq. it was. MAGNIFICENT #I was like 'surely he isn't that dramatic' and then by god everyone. by god I started reading and went #'jesus christ that's a nuclear missile shaped little meow meow and that's HILARIOUS' #i also just can't get over sqq insisting 'IM NOT GAY. I DONT GAY. IM THE STRAIGHTEST STRAIGHT!!!!' #while. literally. saying full stop to lbh of like 'wym i smile more genuinely at everyone else they're just scarecrows around me' #sqq--the man who couldn't bear to see lbh suffering as a young boy. #who was so affected he was crying in his sleep and calling out lbh's name over and over #ON WHAT LEVEL IS THAT HETEROSEXUAL SQQ. THE JIG IS UP #literally EVERYONE around sqq being like 'congrats on being the last to know' about his love for lbh #and can we talk about sqq being like 'we used to communicate so seamlessly that we had no need for words. there was no greater joy for me.' #and highlighting that though gongyi xiao was a similar and talented young lad he fell decidedly short because he did not have above quality #and then sqq still being in denial; i swear i LOVE the little hints mxtx drops i feel like the happiest mouse scampering around for crumbs #additionally a question: how does anyone take liu qingge seriously #when he's displeased he just yells 'HEY' and does nothing about it (most times) #that is the most boomer dad energy i think i've ever seen #also :(((((((( all the jokes about tianlang-jun (though accurate) were so deceptive my heart was broken at the end of vol.3

[cathalbravecog]

A very self indulgent drawing of Misty I've been working on for a few weeks... On and off. But now it's here! :]

#i promiSED ID RESPOND TO THE ASKS I GOT AFTER I GOT HOME BUT I WAS MOTIVATED TO FINALLY FINISH THIS SINCE IVE BEEN WORKING ON IT ON AND OFF #FOR LITERAL *WEEKS* NOW #IM VERY HAPPY WITH THE RESULT THO ITS VERY FUN #SO MAD TUMBLR IS GONNA FUCK UP THE QUALITY THO LIKE ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR #IM SORRY I WAS JUST SUPER EXHAUSTED AND I KNEW THE ASKS WILL AWAKEN TEN GATES OF ADHD AUTISM SO I PUT THEM OFF LOLLLL i will get to them #eventually but im not promising a certian time bc i need to stop making promises OOPS bc my BRAIN IS LIKE THAT #ANYWAYS THIS IS A VERY SELF IDULGENT THING I LIKE PUTTING CHARACTERS INTO GOOFY SCENE COLORFUL OUTFITS #i learned that the way to make these the best is to just slap stuff you like there that you think is cool and not worry about accuracy and #ohhahhahhPHOHOHHHH inspo real clothing #JURST HAVE FUN!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! **RUNS IN A CIRLE** BARK BARK BARK #very self indulgent bc theres TWO whole girs here #toontown #toontown corporate clash #rainmaker #guz art #fav #(personal fav bc idk ! i dont have a tag for personal fav stuff) #btw someone put inktale reaction stuff on this on clashcord. if anyone mentions inktale sans here im actually going to take their guts

[n0v4hertz]

a popular dance partner.

@theemmtropy i had to immediately sketch out gale after i read your post. hes just so. i want to [REDACTED] him.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #baldurs gate gale #sketch #nova art #i may. have gotten a little carried away with the bidy hair. i wont apologize. #also !! gale post ball/dance is a verry delicious thought. like. tie off and getting ready to sleep. belt loosened. #(slaps self) STOP #anyways as i was drawing this i kept thinking about the line where he says he was a popular dance partner #at the black staff balls and i go a little bonkers #him holding his dance partner so tenderly..... leading if they arent familiar with the dance..... #being so focused on everything he sticks his tongue out ever so slightly #afterwards he beams at you and compliments the dance (even if you stepped on his toes more times than there are stars in the sky) #just. OUGHHDHDBNSNS

[fisheito]

still thinking about them

#zere did the fic and i went into a yakuoli tailspin #sorry but i had to make this i couldn't stop seeing it in my mind 😂😂 #during the tag tailspin i was reminded of that massive yakuoli fic where eiden never openly states the poly nature of the clan #and yakumo freaks out about sexy oli dreams #yakumo self esteem so real in that fic. i can feel it. i can TASTE THE SELF DOUBT #anyone who's read that fic put ur hand up so i can high five u #i consider myself very lucky to stumble upon those massive slowburn establishing relationship fics that give me all the bg behind a pair #WHICH COINCIDENTALLY SEEM TO BE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE AO3 PAGES... IN EARLY 2022 #SO. DURING THE STARTING FANDOM PHASE. THEY SLAPPED DOWN SOME LORE AND FOUNDATION FOR EACH PAIRING #and later we all filter in with PWPs and other tasty lil tidbits . like we're all working together. chronologically #a wiki of rarepair porn. building upon the fic blocks of our ancestors (2 years old) #yakuoli #nu carnival yakumo #nu carnival olivine

[news4dzhozhar]

#aaron bushnell #activism #self immolation #apartheid #save palestine #ethnic cleansing #israel is an apartheid state #seek truth #free palestine 🇵🇸 #genocide #illegal occupation #israel is committing genocide #israeli war crimes #the US is complicit in genocide and war crimes again #martyr #protesting genocide #stop slapping a mental illness label on him #or acting like its a mystery why he did it #air force #israeli embassy #washington dc #propaganda kills #israeli lies #seek the truth and share it #spread awareness #stand for palestine #stand up for humanity

[charmallows]

hey guys reminder that the tmosth protag uses they/them pronouns Explicitly and if you need evidence Play The Game

#sonic the hedgehog #the murder of sonic the hedgehog #barry the quokka #putting this in main tags because it seriously gets on my nerves like nothing else #characters who are referred to with NOTHING but they/them pronouns getting he/hims slapped on them #stop treating they/them protags like self inserts and misgendering them. stop fucking doing it

[deus-ex-mona]

“i’m all alone, but i’m as happy as can be!”

#aka top 10 things i wish i could drill into my coworkers brains grrrrrrrrrrrrrrnrhrhbgbgbfbfbfnf #‘you should get a bf’ ‘when are you gonna get married and have kids?’ how about n e v e r #i just want to sleep when i’m not on the clock mans i don’t want to waste my precious sleep time on others #i mean. i don’t even leave the house on my days off. not to go shopping or anything bc sleep is more important~~~ #and stuff can be bought online anyways s o o o o o #g o d speaking of online purchases thoughhh this massage seat i bought online came in yesterday and it works amazingly well~~~~~ #used it for half an hour last night and i was relaxed enough to sleep for 11-12 hours straight #wish i had space for an actual massage chair though but this will have to do… #it’s been my dream to own a massage chair for the longest time…… but ig this massage seat is good enough…… #i can just slap it onto my desk chair and b a m ✨instant paradise✨ #speaking of instant though… one of my coworkers was commenting on my love for instant noodles the other day #‘you’ll ✨d i e✨ faster if you eat a lot of cup noodles yk?’ he said #so ✨o f c✨ my mouth chose to work faster than my brain when i replied with ‘i’m fine with that bc i won’t have to work then’ #he and another coworker laughed :( sadded #b u t i finally had my cup noodles that i ‘customised’ at the cup noodle museum today and it was good~~~~~~~ i have good taste (self praise) #the best part was the lack of spring onions!!!! bc screw spring onions really who decided that they should be included with most cup noodles #or just noodles in general? the texture sucks and they don’t even taste good man. why would you even add spring onions? #it’s number 2 in my list of most hated food toppings. it loses only to ikan bilis bc s c r e w ikan bilis or dried anchovies or whatever #they’re known as >:( i hateeeeee how takeout places will just assume that you want ikan bilis and lop on a huuuuugeeeee serving of them #atop your food as you desperately and futilely b e g them to stop #and when you try to pick them out they just!!!! keep turning up everywhere instead????? #like hello???? how did you manage to get to the bottom of the bowl???? you were only added as a topping!!!!!!! #also. their eyes are really creepy. and the heads get detached from the bodies all the time and just. seeing the eyes ruins my appetite. #wait this was supposed to be about my coworkers and their pushiness in a matter that doesn’t concern them how did we get so far off-topic— #chizuutan chizpost

[baeshijima]

once again

i hate it here

#sophie’s idle chatter #I NEED TO STOP DOING THINGS THE LITERAL NIGHT BEFORE MY GOD #in my defense... on saturday i was watching true beauty with my mum and today we were watching singles inferno... its her rare days off.... #but anyway the presentation obliterated me. 7 mins of self recorded audio and i had to reduce some bc it went over ;w;; #AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON HOW IMOVIE WOULDNT SAVE IT AS AN AUDIO FILE AND I SPENT A WHOLE ASS HOUR TRYING TO MAKE THE VIDEO FILE AN AUDIO #AND THE FACT IM MAD BC I COULDNT EVEN DO THE GENSHIN EVENT BC I BARELY STARTED FURINAS QUEST BUT I HAD TO DO WORK AND OIUERI #TEARING MY HAIR OUT IM SO OVER THIS BUT ITS DONE I DONT HAVE TO THINK ABT IT ANYMORE #now i just... need to do my ad poster due on the 15th... #but thats a week away— *gets slapped* #anyway bc its nearly 4 am i shall now slep 🫡

[bloobluebloo]

Guys listen okay, if I’m posting things that sound incredibly erratic blue you always post erratically what are you talking about it’s because this okay. It’s because ya girl is getting married like…this Saturday okay. No not to Ganondorf we’ve been married for YEARS he’s my WIFE how DARE YOU-

ANYWAYS if I’m posting too much or not at all you know why. I’m so overwhelmed, I need an outlet sometimes you feel me?

#*slaps self* STOP BEING NERVOUS #also I will get to my inbox and answer everything in there someday #admiral’s log

[bear-do-well]

bald diamond

#i was in the process of making a very self-indulgent edit but i stopped here #like to slap her bald head. reblog to slap her bald head #my post #steven universe #pink diamond #su pink diamond #gay rock tag

[morningmarionette]

ppl talking abt how disliking rap is inherently antiblk due to rap culture being one of the biggest blk popculture influences and such is rlly interesting as a black person who doesnt like rap.

#mari real life posts #like i wouldnt go out of my way to listen to it #but unless im in a bad moof and alr overstimulated i wouldnt go out of my way to turn it off #there are songs ive heard where im like 'damn this slaps okayy' but i wouldnt like. seek them out. i have to be in the mood #i wonder what this says abt me oh noo.... #(BTW I AM NOT SAYING THAT PPL SHOULD STOP SAYING THIS!! im just self reflecting rn)

[elegyofthemoon]

people on my twt feed kept comparing pandora hearts and dgrayman and bc my 11 year old self was so obsessed w dgm i decided to pick it up again and 😭 i see why i was obsessed lmao

#the anime makes me kinda nostalgic but i cant stomach it bc ep 50 or so was a bunch of fillers that werent in the manga #hhfjfj ik i was super mad about it when i was watching that i stopped watching #but anyways! #i finished vol 2 for dgm and im sobbing my eyes out what the fuck... #NO AND IK IT GETS WORSE IM NOT READY ..... #like i had this feeling id like allen anyways bc he was my fave when i was little the same way i was attached to oz as a kid JGHFJFJ #BUT NOW THAT I UNDERSTAND IM LIKE....OH.....OH NO #anyways like. allen and yuu having a conversation about self sacrifice and i was like 'ah....oz and elliot convo retrace 26 nodnod' #but the difference is that like. oz was afraid of losing everything so if it meant sacrificing himself he didnt mind so long as someone #stays... #meanwhile allen says that hes lost everything so he has nothing else to lose #allen had such a kind heart also bc of how much he has lost and him tending to guzol and lala made me uglycry like i was 11 again OK.... #also yuu saying 'exorcists are destroyers' but allen acknowledging it but wanting to use that power to protect I WILL DIE ACTUALLY LMAO #NO THE NEXT VOLUME IS GONNA SLAP ME SO HARD DUDE CANNOT WAIT.... #miranda and krory!!!!!!! big excited!!! #or i think krory is vol 4... OH MY GOD LAVIIIIIIIII 💞💞💞💞💞💞 #ok thats all i wanna say jenfjdjf #like allens so optimistic but its the kind thats formed by going through The Worst and that makes me sob #dudes only 14 and going through it #jshdjjd that would also check out for why 11 year old me was obsessed w him. ok #snow speaks #i dont have the next volume on me.... makes me sad.... #snow reads dgm

[the-blind-geisha]

Me: I'm just gonna write a small King Boo thing. No biggie. 5 chapters, maybe at best.

Weeks later:

#i hate myself LOL #this is like demon king all over again #where i said it would be just 10 chapters and it ended up 25 #so idk where i'm going #each time i say 'i got it figured out' the story slaps me in the face #and gives me more ideas to run with #so yeah. i'd even say 10 chapters is a rough estimate lol #watch this end up over 100K words AGAIN #b/c i have ZERO self control #somebody tell me to stop. lol #mod talks #writer woes

[surajmukhis]

vegaspetemacau headcanons

aka a long episode of 'can two fucked up dudes and one school kid make up a healthy family? the answer is yes <3'

both macau and vegas hate hospitals with a burning passion. it reminds them of their mom’s illness so the instant vegas’ doctor says he’s improving they’re in the car, yelling for pete to get in. (pete does not get in. the doctor’s next sentence had been to specify they still need to keep vegas under observation. the brothers try protesting for exactly three seconds before they see how the smile falls from pete’s face)

this is not to say pete is indifferent to their discomfort. within the first week, the hospital room is filled with flowers and huge, gorgeous bouquets. the brothers breathe easier without the oppressive scent of hospital chemicals but there’s barely room to sit. when vegas points t out, pete insists they’re from his well-wishers. (yeah ok his bluffing skills are poor. there’s a reason he got his tattoo) ‘i have two well-wishers,’ vegas reminds him flatly. ‘and they’re both in this room.’ macau tosses a flower stem at his face and vegas clarifies: ‘the second one is this doctor.’

it’s not all sunshine and roses but pete does his best to make the most of their situation. mornings mean family breakfast before macau is packed off to university. afternoons crawl by till vegas discovers pete’s uncanny talent with girl group choreographies. those are simultaneously torture and heaven to spectate. evenings are spent watching the worst of thai reality television, something macau claims to hate till he’s yelling at the stupid plot lines just as much as the other two.

(‘oh come on, he’s obviously lying about them being cousins!’ ‘didn’t you say you’re not watching.’ ‘you can’t call it watching if i’m trying to gouge my eyes out the entire time, hia.’)

somehow, the nurses never wake vegas up at the crack of dawn for unnecessary blood tests, which is pleasant but still shocking.

(ok fine maybe pete had a nice, very sweet chat with the medical staff when they woke vegas up minutes after he’d finally drifted off in the early hours one morning. but it worked, so who’s complaining?)

(macau overhears him bc of course he does. he doesn’t interrupt. when pete returns to the room, smiling, with a terrified nurse in his wake, macau has his favourite dessert waiting.)

casual murder-threats aside, the three of them have a fairly uneventful time. a good thing for vegas’ recovery and a shit fucking deal for his attention span. it’s only a matter of time before cabin fever brings with it the fever of competition. 

see this is fun bc vegas is ten kinds of terrifying till you put him in a board game. there, he refuses to cheat, says something about morals and fair play which is unfortunate bc, as it turns out, he really fucking sucks at games. 

pete and macau don’t give a shit. they kick ass at game night and take no prisoners. macau cleans vegas out so bad in the first few rounds that by the time pete flexes his skill at card games, he’s already irritable and betting on stupid shit like going to bed on time. 

(he loses that one too❤️)

when the competition threatens to tear their family apart, all three decide to take a break.

the peace doesn’t last. macau comes back from uni one afternoon, stars in his eyes, smiling all wide. ‘it’s true love,’ he says, dazed. pete and vegas exchange looks. it’s some girl who doesn’t know macau exists.

their amusement dials down to zero fairly quick when macau asks for dating advice, though. 

‘p’pete come on! you work fast! how did you get hia to fall for you?’ 

‘p’pete told me i need therapy.’

pete is affronted. ‘i also said you don’t suck!’ which, really—not the best improvement.

macau gives him a witheringly unimpressed look before turning to vegas.

a very unprepared vegas. taking a leaf out of pete’s book, he goes for honesty. ‘oh uh. my approach was a bit. hands-on. won’t be your style, buddy.’

pete, who has never missed a chance in his life, jumps in immediately. ‘oh yeah definitely not your thing, macau. he called my grandmother up to ask if we can go on a trip three minutes after we spoke properly for the first time.’  

macau frowns, wants to know why but vegas is quick to mumble some nonsense about blessings for their relationship.

neither of them are sure why macau seems to believe this excuse. vegas doesn’t exactly have the best track record, but hey whatever sticks, right?

by the time the doctor is finally ready to clear vegas for release, the entirety of their medical staff is on the verge of quitting, macau has had his heart broken (he ignored their advice and composed a song for the girl bc chay said it works 100% of the time—it didn’t) and vegas has lost a little less than a million baht to both of them through their nightly game sessions. 

‘and you’ll lose a million more,’ pete says cheerfully, helping him into the waiting car. ‘once we’re home.’ 

vegas can’t bring himself to complain. not when ‘home’ sounds so lovely coming from his love. 

macau, getting increasingly good at interrupting their private moments, manages to seat himself right between the two of them. it mends something in all their chests, the quiet moment of togetherness, shoulders brushing as they squeeze into backseat together, driving home.

(the serenity doesn’t last long. macau captures the aux cord and insists on playing them his latest songwriting attempt.)

#im stopping here bc otherwise i never will jfc!!!! #vegaspete #vegaspetemacau #kinnporsche #vegaspete fic #idk i just think that they. them-- [blubbers incoherently] #[slaps roof of my found family]: these bad boys can fit so many of my self-indulgent fantasies in them #what i am trying to say is: s2 needs to deliver on them. Or Else❤️ #queuing this bc i think i had fun with this but im not sure bc head achey :(( #i need to write stupid amounts of fluff for them to feel sane sorry <3 #jaane queue

[eggcats]

random headcanon that bc luigi is so scared all the time, he LOVES scary movies and fake haunted houses and stuff like that because it's a way for him to CONTROL his fear and know that they're fake - he can decide to watch or go to them on his own, can stop at any time, and there's no consequences either way

#smb #luigi #slaps my head on him 'this bad boy can fit many self-insert headcanons' #real life is scary BUT! this movie is fake and stops the second you pause it #perfect to self-regulate your emotions #my post #mine