#2253

[thewertsearch]

This is... a Becquerel.

That energy is unmistakable. This is a troll, or possibly a human, who has been spliced with the MEOW code, creating a being with Bec’s powers, and what seems to be a devious, intelligent mind. 

And that mind has been tasked with the destruction of the universe. 

He also seems to be located in the Intermission’s manor. The guy doesn’t just share an employer with the Felt - he’s their missing cueball. 

He might not fit the Lord English coat, but he’s certainly higher in the power hierarchy than any Felt member we’ve seen before - I’d like to see Slick try to kill this guy. 

You try to be the white text guy, but fail to be the white text guy. No one can be the white text guy except for the white text guy.

Is this the first time a character has been completely immune to the comic's ‘commands’? I know Dave resisted one, and John resisted WV, but this is a Hussie-submitted reader command, which feels like a bigger deal. 

The white text guy is known as Doc Scratch.

Sounds like a DJ. Well, he’s dressed in all white, so maybe he’s an actual doctor - a researcher, or laboratory scientist. 

His intelligence isn’t a ruse, I’m pretty sure. This guy is legitimately a brainbox, which makes me wonder if that’s the MEOW code at work. If it is, just how much does Bec really know? 

He is an officer of an indestructible demon known as Lord English. His job is to pave the way for the arrival of his master, who will be summoned upon the termination of the universe. He has worked at this task for many centuries, and will continue to do so until THE GREAT UNDOING.

This is mostly just a confirmation of what I’ve already suspected. It’s notable, though, that unlike the billion-year-old Bec, Doc Scratch seems to have existed for mere centuries. I guess there’s no reason the Frog Temple can’t have been deposited that recently.  

Scratch is Alternia's FIRST GUARDIAN. Every planet destined for intelligent life has such an entity meant to protect it, and facilitate the planet's ultimate purpose. A first guardian is typically almost as old as the planet itself, and each has a unique, circuitous origin through the knots of paradox space. They can be born into a great diversity of forms, though they all share a common, especially potent genetic sequence. The code grants them near omnipotence, and when merged with a host of great intelligence, near omniscience as well.

This, however, is one of the densest infodumps in the entire comic. Allow me to summarize:

Every planet that will ever have intelligent life, will also have a First Guardian. They’re usually deposited on the planet shortly after its creation. 

Every First Guardian is created in a different way, but they all come into being through ‘the knots of paradox space’, which I’m interpreting to mean that they’re all created through time travel. 

First Guardians do not have a set appearance, but they all have DNA - and their DNA always contains the MEOW sequence. 

MEOW grants them what is dubiously described as ‘near omnipotence’. We know they at least get teleportation, size shifting, portals, enhanced speed and immortality. 

Provided the genetic base is sufficiently intelligent, it also grants them extreme clairvoyance. The implication seems to be that Becquerel does not possess this trait.

First Guardians are supposed to facilitate their planet’s ‘purpose’. This purpose is not specified, but seems to require intelligent life. 

That’s what we’re told, but there’s also a chilling implication here, hidden slightly under the surface. 

Bec was created in a Veil facility seemingly designed to create him, and the code used to do so was implanted in a Player. Plus, these things are created by time manipulation, which is Sburb’s bread and butter. First Guardians seem to be closely tied to Sburb, even if they’re not formally ‘game constructs’. 

A First Guardian is spawned on every world with intelligent life. In other words, they show up on every world that will develop the tech to run Sburb. 

It sounds a lot like a planet’s ‘ultimate purpose’ is to generate Sburb sessions. 

A First Guardian is the first symptom of your planet’s doom. 

#2253 #homestuck liveblog #full liveblog #act 5 #s21 #allow me to summarize *summary is longer than original infodump*

[albertxylin]

Friendly Risks

The fear, With any step into the unknown, Is falling. To trust that there will be solid ground underneath you Is difficult to our risk-averse brains, Especially when the nothingness of disappointment underfoot Is an old friend. Thus it is a pleasant surprise when you find yourself flying instead. Expectations should grow to reflect reality.

#2253 #I had a good night #writing #daily poem #poems #original poem #poem #poetry #spoken word poetry #spoken word

[paulchinetti]

Work out Picard. #everyday #everydaypicture #lookalike #2253 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpv5HMDOcyS/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#everyday #everydaypicture #lookalike #2253

[fanpro-randomizer]

#2253 #gen 23

[western-magical-girl-confessions]

“Chloé did nothing wrong. She got rid of Fu, was going to take the box for herself and not Hawk Moth, and only allied with Lila to get what she wanted. It's too bad the writers and the fandom think every character has to be such a goody-two-shoes all the time. Let Chloé become chaotic. Honestly, I'd rather watch more of Chloé than have to deal with any of her D-Tier classmates in the limelight.”

#chloe sugar #chloe bourgeois #queen bee #ml #mlb #miraculous #miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug confessions #confession 2253

[lostdrarryfics]

Thank you for what yall are a doing! I need a bit of help finding a drary fic. It’s in an office, Draco the boss. Draco is always working late and him and Harry are the only ones left in the building. He tells Harry to go home as he leaves and him and Harry get stuck in the elevator and then it is smutty with top Draco and bottom Harry. One chapter fic.

Sorry, we could not find this fic. Maybe one of our followers can help!

#request 2253 #lost fic #drarry #drarry fic #drarry fic search #drarry squad #anon

[mire-draws-things]

Mist Squad take #2

Fixed some things that were really bothering me on the first portraits, and added two other troopers. With some hope I'll sketch the remaining two and then their massiffs :D

Bedbug, Cake, Medic Cheese and Gaze.

#only Charm and Captain Tooka left! #clone oc #oc: ct 2253 | arf cake #oc: ct 2384 | arf bedbug #oc: ct 2437 | arf medic cheese #oc: ct 4293 | arc trooper gaze #not a typo btw. gaze has arc training but got saddled with the mist squad because his continued existence is a mf ✨ experiment ✨ #lovely lad besides all he's going trough tho #his melancholic demeanor and tendencies of getting attached to anyone who glances at him twice are his weapons of seduction #mire's gallery | color sketch #mire's gallery | portraits #artists on tumblr #digital art #clone wars #my art

[starscelly]

if wyatt changed his number to 22 so delly can have 53 i will die on impact. btw.

#like from the Them of it all #but also i will have to edit my 1053 tag to be 2253 #rolls off the tongue poorly #yap yap yapping

[homemade-clones]

Why are the Mist boys all ticking bombs (except Cake. This one is more like an unmarked landmine waiting for someone to step on it)

Gaze is a foot and a half in the grave, and sinking fast.

Charm's devotion to his vode is slow but steadily dragging him to the Dark side of the Force.

Tooka's injuries are taking longer to stop hurting with each mission, and the aches are his constant companions. But he needs to push trough it and not let it slow him down, the squad depends on him.

Cheese's mental health is kept afloat with the help of his service massiff, but there's only so much weight Aid can help shoulder, when the war wages on and his vode keep dying and the guilt keeps piling up.

Bedbug's 'adventures' get the more risky and borderline destructive because he needs the thrill to be harder than the horrors he sees in the battlefield, but this war is hell and there's no end in sight. If he's going to die, then it's better if it's doing something that gives him some joy.. Right?

And then there's Cake. Who's watching the war kill his brother's spirits and knowing there's nothing he can possibly do to make it better. There's only so much that pranks and jokes can do to distract them from their harsh reality. He's at his limit and one failed mission away from setting them all free.

#about: my ocs #squad: mist squad #oc: ct 4293 | arc gaze #oc: ct 2437 | medic cheese #oc: ct 2254 | arf cake #oc: ct 2252 | arf bedbug #oc: ct 2253 | arf charm #oc: ct 8652 | sergeant tooka

[mythicalshipping]

Y’all...

I’m not even 10 minutes into the episode.

THE WAY LINK SAYS THIS AND LOOKS *DIRECTLY* AT RHETT FOR HIS REACTION. WHO THANKS *SOMEONE ELSE* FOR A COMPLIMENT AND THEN LOOKS AT THEIR BFF TO SEE IF THEY GOT JEALOUS?!?!?

Is it for science if you already know what the result will be? 

#rhink #gmm rhink #gmm rhink 2253 #rhett's FACE here

[lallyloo]

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#barbara #sean #such a sweet doggy stepdad #mostly #i love when they cuddle each other's puppies #rhett's crusty white dog #link neal #gmm #my screencaps etc #gmm 2253 #baby's in black

[jula483]

that was weirdly very sweet. they know each other’s farts 😅

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#rhett and link #good mythical more #gmm 2253 #sean #barbara #heart eyes #i can't be the only one who found that sweet okay #lol #like when they say that they just sit in their office - backs to each other and fart #they're so married #my post

[bulletsgirl]

[Note: 15. Prayer in Englyshe. ] Item, whether they do counsayle or moue theyr parishioners rather to praye in a tounge not knowen, then in Englyshe, or put theyr trust in any certayne numbre of prayers, as in saying ouer a numbre of Beades, [Note: Beades. ] or other lyke. And you can cry all you want to I don't care how much you invest yourself in me We're not working out We're not working out And you can't keep my brother And you won't fuck my friends And we're not working out Yeah, we're not working out, this time I mean it Never mind the times I've seen it

#this is what my life is like at 2253 on a sunday

[link-sans-specs]

You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Mythical Society

BTM- Can We Remember People We've Met?

#mythical society #behind the mythicality #gmm 2253 #link neal #link avec specs #peekaboo #pretty silver wings #glad he's enjoying that vasectomy 🤭 #my edit

[gmmfashion]

Hi! Looking for Rhett's button up shirt from #2253. Thank you!

It's Scotch and Soda Men's Striped Basketweave Sport Shirt

https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/scotch-soda-mens-striped-basketweave-sport-shirt-prod251950069

*I don't know why all of the sudden it isn't linking.

#rhett #gmm 2253

[codenamesailordarillium]

thanks for clarifying lol 

(for the record bc i know the irishman in question would be insistent about it mr septic pronounces the middle syllable of his surname like ‘lock’ compared to how rhett & his family pronounce theirs as ‘loff’ which is probably more americanized .. but yeah that’s also where my mind went as soon as i heard the new pupper’s name haha)

#good mythical morning #gmm 2253 #rhett mclaughlin #dogs #sean mclaughlin #not to be mistaken for #sean mcloughlin #zimacaps