#34 year-old

[bigreputation92592]

To The Queen Of Bridges

To @taylorswift I wish you a very happy pre-34th birthday. Love, health, happiness, and success are the four things I hope for you the most. Even though we haven't met in person, you are an incredible, beautiful, courageous, fearless, compassionate, humorous, and inspiring human being. From the inside out, you are stunning. A heartfelt "thank you" for being you. @taylorswift @taylornation

I've been a swiftie since 2008. I have developed an increasingly strong affection for Taylor Swift with each passing day 💖

Love Always,

Kelly Sagiv

#taylor swift #taylorswift #@taylorswift13 #taylornation #officialtaylornation #taylorswift13 #swifties #tswift #swiftie #happy early bday #happy birthday #34 year-old #happy Early Birthday to me #queen of bridges #Feeling 34 #december 13 2023

[lutraviolet]

bald man does emote

#qsmp fanart #qsmp fitmc #qsmp #fitmc fanart #qfit #q fitmc #fitmcfanart #fitmc #babygirl is a 34 year old man

[lecoindecachou]

I feel bad for Joe Alwyn bc the dude literally never does anything to attract media attention and yet Taylor and her posse will not leave him alone. She has such a high school mean girl mentality and the older she is the sadder it gets.

#joe alwyn #anti taylor swift #seriously this woman is 34 years old and acting like this?? #her personality makes it so hard to enjoy her music smh #girl take a breather once in a while. go back into the woods. i liked you better when i didn't have to hear about your life

[graegrape]

gregory edgeworth is such a conceptually funny character. he's a hero he's the greatest father figure to ever exist and he's one of the most well-respected lawyers in history. and when he finally appears in-character in the games he says shit like this

#ace attorney #that is just an autistic man. to me. 34 year old gregory edgeworth with his best friend being #an 18 year old who eats paper #and a detective whos really into noir movies #the story writes itself or it would if this trio had more time to shine etc etc #grae text

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Zedaph: Do a back flip

Tango jumps, swirling slightly to the left, making a ehh-ke noise when landing.

Zedaph: That was pitifull.

#hermitcraft #a quote #Tango tek #zedaph #lackey run everyone #always hilarious #I was today years old when I realized that Zedaph doesn’t number his Hermitcraft episodes #note:I have been watching him since season 7 #the archivist in me is crying right now #zedaph Hermitcraft season9 episode worst! assistant! ever!!! #video 34 in his Hermitcraft S9 playlist tho #mod evil rat #pls don't judge me by my interpretation of Tango’s noises #he has a lot of them and everyone hear a diferent thing I swear

[transatlanticalien]

saw this tweet and had to do it with Babygirl Numero Uno

bonus live lawyer reactions

#jimmy mcgill #kim wexler #howard hamlin #better call saul #girl next door but he's a 34 year old divorcee

[permanently-silly]

redraws :3

#spiderverse #the spot #across the spiderverse #johnathan ohnn #spider-man across the spider-verse #johnathon ohnn #artists on tumblr #redraw #screenshot redraw #sometimes a babygirl is a 34 year old man

[zzzhealy]

flowers!matty : my top tier babygirl

“types of matty that I’m a sucker for”

#matty healy #matty #matty the 1975 #the 1975 #types of matty that i’m a sucker for series #flowers!matty #sometimes babygirl is a 34 years old mAn #matty you are in fact my babygirl and you are camp

[kanrix]

Ooh, does that mean deer man would be a deer in the pony universe?

Also, now that he's truly yours, are there any changes to his personality and origing that you have in mind?

Oh, obviously.

Personality? I don't believe so, maybe. Still haven't thought about it

Origin? I basically made it up already with alas.tor so i don't see the point in changing it- but I can keep adding stuff.

He's still a cannibal (I really liked that part) he does like to smile a lot but he drops it from time to time, he's a very clean guy until it comes to guts. A Mamma's boy......art obsessed, he's a bit of an asshole, has a distaste for other men (most of the time at least), he will NOT!!!! eat anything low-quality (despite being willing to eat human meat)

He doesn't tend to get very attached and does not see the necessity of forming bonds with other people unless he is benefited from it. But for the strange occasion that he *does* like someone he will get Disgustingly obsessed and he gets very. Overwhelmed. Do I make sense

#I don't tend to share my own ocs becaude it feels corny #oh he IS corny. welp. #but hey at least he's not made by viv #oh im so freaking stupid why didn't i do this before? #i would've dropped haz.bin way sooner. #i will change his name very likely #i kinda want to change where he was born but i did NOT do research on new orleans for nothing #he's got mexican blood because yeah. #he's still from the 20s-30s #or a lil over..... #he's 34 years old #i still need to think about it #again I don't tend to get too invested in my own ocs

[whiskeyswifty]

i think clara bow is my favorite right now. god it's so good, its so smart and so beautifully produced. it SOUNDS fatalist, like it's the lyrics yes but how it's just her voice and a guitar at the beginning, how her start began. the violins coming in and the way it builds and builds it's sound like her career built over time and how she gets closer and closer to making it, bigger and bigger as a star. and then when she's at the top, she has it all, finally what she wanted, the instrumental falls away as it's quiet at the top, lonely but peaceful because she did it. she can rest now, right? well, then she says "thems the breaks they don't come gently" to transition as on the horizon she sees the new her, just starting out and shiny and new. her tower has already begun to crack and crumble. Finally, the song ends with the same instrumental that it started with, that guitar strums up again just as hers did once, as a new girl, the new her, begins her rise. the one who will take her place has already been born.

it's so poignant to hear her depict it this way, so matter of factly and without any pain or any vindictiveness. having broached this topic before many times before, she's feared it for so long. how her star will one day wane and it won't be her fault. It's just the way of things. but this is a glimpse into how she really feels about it now that its finally happening. what it feels like to see her destroyer in her infancy, knowing who she will grow to be. and what is she to do? smother the infant in it's sleep? another will come, and another and another. the song feels mournful but with resignation that she was once that person to usurp own heroes, and those who idolize her will tear her statue down one day to erect their own in it's place, and that's the way of things. should she prepare this girl, or warn this girl? should she tell her everything that is to come? the song really just takes more of a stance of remove like she'll learn, but she will learn when she faces it, and that's the only way to understand it. growing older and losing that sparkle and shine, which she was still chasing for a while but perhaps has realized there's no use. in all the iterations of this confrontation with her fate before, she's beat back against it, wallowed in deep sadness over it in Nothing New, how she white knuckle held onto it in YOYOK because she's different and special, and even how she quite naively assures her predecessor that she understands, or she thinks she does, but she will not give it away so easily, because not now, not yet, maybe the ones who came before her gave it up so easily but not her, she won't, not ever. but here, it's not a "they WILL say" or a "one day", she says "You look like Taylor Swift" presently, now. she's looking her destroyer in the face. or someone is saying it to her destroyer now. Her statement of it feels like a concession and maybe a recognition, finally, without the anger and without the desperation to hold on. a nod maybe from across the room. as if to say "yes, it's you, it'll be you, if you do it right. I know because you are like me, and I was like the one who came before who were like the one who came before, and on and on it went and on and on it will go. i would say congrats, but one day you'll understand why that isn't quite fitting and why i'm not putting up as much of a fight anymore. and i know now it's not mine to give, but it is yours to take." because maybe it's because she see's with a bit more clarity, finally, that her predecessors might not have left it all behind, bowed out, because they wanted to. perhaps they all felt like her, they were all just like her, never wanting to let go. while the first parts of the song feel like what's happening to her is so singular, what are the odds! perhaps she's never been that special in the grand scheme of things, each of them always like someone else that came before her and there will always be someone like them to come. they all only ever left it because they had to, the writing was on the wall, and they knew that the only choice they had was whether or not they'd bow out gracefully. Retain a piece of dignity and take their place among the stars to shine down on the next pretty, sparkly thing.

And i love it as a closing track because it while her romantic life may be in turmoil, while she may have lost herself completely as her life imploded, this is one thing she found surprising clarity about. this has been the way of things for a century plus. she can wave away all that frivolity and finally have a real conversation with herself about something real and true, something only time could tell her. admit to herself that the new sparkle, that dazzle, I'm not chasing it anymore, it's futile and i don't need it as much as i used to. and anyway my destroyer is already here. but when she finally arrives that fateful day to break down my door, i'll be sure to leave it unlocked for her.

#it's just sooooooo gorgeous and stunning and i LOVE a quiet closer #a meditative closer #god AARON I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU #i wanna cry but also hug her but also smile proudly at her like yeahhhhh #it's one of the only songs on her that sounds like it came from a 34 year old woman aldkfjsdlfkjsdkflj #which you can say that's mean but it's just true! #she's a mess in many ways but this is something she cannot run from

[zetsubobu]

Sometimes I really wished we had a black butler x moriarty the patriot crossover

I know for a fact that if the queens guard dog existed in the world and timeline of the moriarty brothers (since mtp plays around ten years prior) then ciel would have to investigate it and get rid of them. Afterall the killing of nobles from a criminal organisation is exactly the type of case ciel gets. But I mean unlike sherlock or scotland yard, he definitely would have to eradicate them and their operation

I would have loved a showdown and see who would win. A chess prodigy and his demon butler or a mathematics prodigy with his talented and skillful followers

Because compared to sherlock, ciel would have been a much bigger threat to william

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #ciel phantomhive #sebastian michaelis #yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #william james moriarty #albert james moriarty #louis james moriarty #did you know that vincent phantomhive and albert moriarty are almost the same age? Just one year difference #they could have went to weston college together hkkjhkgghfh #if their operation were in the same timeline (let's say ten years later in 1889 instead of 1879) #then a 13 year old would be beefing with a 34 year old

[shitswiftiessay]

imagine thinking this is a “power move” on taylor’s part and not a sign of someone who’s deeply unstable and narcissistic 💀

this is the same woman who said “this song is about you. you know who you are. i love you.” to matty healy LESS than 6 months ago when she tried to make cardigan about him.

now she’s doing something similarly corny with travis and the swifties think it’s a “power move” when it’s just embarrassing at this point.

imagine you had a boyfriend who played a song for you, and then you found out it was a song that he’d previously written for his ex girlfriend, and just tweaked a lyric or two to make it about you.

would that make you feel special? or would you feel that your boyfriend’s love is cheap and disingenuous, and can easily be swapped with someone else at a moment’s notice? at worst, it would make you feel humiliated, like you’re nothing but a rebound to him.

both matty and travis are clout chasers who have not an ounce of dignity, so of course they’re allowing taylor to humiliate them like this.

but what NORMAL person would find this romantic or cute? 💀

#shit swifties say #anti taylor swift #joe alwyn #also taylor is clearly not that happy with her new man if she feels the need to come after her ex like this #like an overgrown 34 year old child #swifties are too fucking dumb to see that travis is ALSO a rebound #the rebound that she TRIED to have with matty healy but it backfired bc he’s a racist piece of shit

[hammerhead-jpg]

The more I learn about Vega the more Gavin winning their fight seems ridiculous

#like not only was Vega around for the cacophony which is probably somewhere around 3000 years ago #but he was the first ever made sadism demon #which means he lived eons in Aria before making contact with Elegy #and we know age makes demons and vampires more powerful overtime #so how is it that a 34 year old incubus won that fight by a landslide??? #i don't care if fl and gavin were fucking for a week straight and Vega was starving he should've been pummeled within immediately #redacted audio

[thescandinaviangyger]

I was suddenly struck by nostalgia! I used to have old VHS tapes with episodes of Rainbow Brite.🌈

#my art #fanart #rainbow brite #retro aesthetic #80s #cartoon #Shit I'm old #Already turning 34 this year #*cries*

[zooophagous]

I can't sleep, read, write or draw all I can do is cough and be sad

#fucking doctor appointment is too far away #i stg if i have heart disease at 34 years old i am going to quit

[hychlorions]

i've seen so many lyrics pulled from that new tswift album and genuinely none of them have ever rhymed. what is she doing. even the fake lyrics people come up with for her new album seem more like lyrics than the stuff she actually wrote

#.docx #it reminds me of my slam poetry from junior year. that is not a compliment #no rhyming no rhythm i was just putting words that aounded good down on paper but it lacked essence and cohesion #but i was also? 16. what is a 34 year old doing writing shit like this