#8.5 mine of mine

[gracegordongreene]

MIKE FLANAGAN EPISODES + IMDB's top 10 (insp)

#the haunting of hill house #the haunting of bly manor #the fall of the house of usher #midnight mass #mike flanagan #flanaganhorror #thehauntingsource #mikeflanaganuniverse #tw flashing gif #usertj #tuserheidi #userriel #you can tell i made this bc of the sheer amount of carla i included #gifs;mine #mine;thohh #technically the twin thing also had an 8.5 #but we move #the raven gif was the literal worst thing in the world to make

[harrylights]

by harrylights Harry Styles photographed by Casper Sejersen used as reference

#we're trying out a new style folks! this one DOESN'T take me 8.5 months:) #i say as if i'm not still working on the one i'm thinking about. ANYWAY #mine #harry styles #harry styles fanart #trackinghome #hlcreators #larry stylinson #eeeeeeee <333

[bishonenspit]

Patalliro Stardust Project - Theatre Poster x

#patalliro #80s anime #not mine in terms of scan but i do own this poster :) it's B2 and my scanner is 8.5/11 sized so i can't scan it myself lol #but mandarake's pic is decent quality so i thought i would post!

[thekitofit]

Geoffrey Streatfeild in A Mirror

declaring it finished. (until i stare at it long enough and find 254656 new things i need to fix)

(please reblog instead of only liking & save an artist's life) (or buy me a coffee)

#geoffrey streatfeild #a mirror #art #mine #my art #procreate #digital art #8.5 hours……. my brain is fried but this was so much fun #can't wait to give it to him 🥺

[mashias]

though reminder if you have the time and you want to use any of the DFFOO models/maps/animations/etc for personal projects, you should perform a batch download and put that data on your computer before the end of february. they also have the costumes, it's much better than hoping someone else posts them online

#my JP zip ended up being about 6.7GB when extracted onto my pc and 8.5 unzipped #it appeared larger in bluestacks for some reason #mine #i wanted to keep the models for my personal use so :] #this process is very straightforward and easy

[mobolanz]

Ayooo babes so the fake wiki page I made in docs says Evelyn's bday is tomorrow (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

(Squints at "lover, later fiance" 🤭🤭🤭🤭)

#aot oc #mai thoughts #evelyncore #reinelyncore #ignore the 'deceased(8.5)' it's a fucked up what if scenario of mine. babydoll DOES get a happy ending why wouldn't she 🥰✨ #also for birthplace: needed to come up with a name to her being born in a different town. cavea means cage in Latin #so symbolically and narratively it fits :3 #my ocs #mai writes

[deus-ex-mona]

it’s ✨okay✨, right~?

#s o rry rant incoming im just. re a l l y crabby after working for 8.5 consecutive hours with no proper break okie~? </3 #ayEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE ADMINS AT MY WORKPLACE CAN GO K I C K R O C K S #their time management is somehow worse than mine and i suck balls at it?????? SJCFJFFHDHHD I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE BETTER AT YOUR JOBS MANSSSSS #the!!!!! admins!!!!!! sent in over a hundred samples without any info sheets and stuff so the morning shift literally couldn’t get started!! #doing the morning shift’s part of the job was. annoying. to say the least. especially when said work could’ve actually been done (ʘ‿ʘ) #dammit workplace admins you had one job </3 #and n o it’s not to send in the sample info sheet things at the same time as the pm shift’s reporting time </3 #and as if that weren’t enough.. the!!!! admin!!!! refused to go home in the evening?????? and sent in like 80 samples at like 8.30pm?????? #and that’s not counting the samples that were yeeted in at 5pm </3 truly sadge #and o f c o u r s e we haaaaaaaad to be short-staffed today lmfao. the two workstations life compels me to lay down on the floor and c r y . #but bc i’m just ✨too great✨ at my job you see (lies) i finished my stuff way too early and had to do other extra tests too s o b s #and that included a test that i don’t fully know how to do (sadge) #well. at least that test involved the use of a microscope. thank you past me for attaining magic skills with microscope zooming and stuff #seriously. thank you past me. i can almost forgive you for choosing to enter the f r e a k i n g ✨s c i e n c e✨ industry of all things #but hmmmmmmm im amazed that i actually managed to finish everything across those two stations. am i too good at my job or ✨w h a t✨ (lies) #but man. m a n. none of this even gets into my secret beef with the data entry admin. #she can’t spell for her life. it s e r i o u s l y grinds my gears whenever i see her spell the word ‘content’ as ‘contant’. #but no. her spelling got on a w h o l e new level of questionable when she spelled the word ‘crackle’ as… ‘cracker’. like??? how???????? #and she told me to ask the senior analysts if it was possible to retrieve the results for a test that we’d write the results for ✨by hand✨ #from some kind of system????? like i was just so!!!!! baffled!!!! that she couldn’t understand that there was no system to check???? #though. hm. i guess saying that i have ✨secret✨ beef with that admin would be an understatement. i think none of the others like her either #but! i do have secret beef with the janitor bc he alwayyys magically appears behind me whenever i’m doing something important/holding acids #well! at least we don’t cross paths when i’m working the pm shift. the janitor dude was spared from my presence for the week lmao #hfhfhfhhfhfhfhffffffff well. m. i’m sorry if you read all that. i’ll be more normal tomorrow i swear!!!! (blatant lies) #i feel like tling something ✨t o x i c✨ to match how im feeling thoughhh… hm. maybe the p a r a s ite chapter from the d*27m annequin anth…? #been thinking about that song lately ngl.. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. #oh wellssssss at least i can try to enjoy what’s left of my long weekend lmaooo goodnighttttt #inedible blubbering

[niennanir]

Listen to your elders

So last week I posted abut the importance of downloading your fic. And then three days later AO3 went down for 24 hours. No one was more weirded out by this than I was. But while y’all were acting like the library at Alexandria was on fire I was reading my download fic and editing chapter eight of Buck, Rogers, and the 21st Century. And also thinking about what I could do to be helpful when the crisis was actually over.

So first off, I’m going to repeat that if you’re going to bookmark a fic, you really need to also download the fic and back it up in a safe place. I just do it automatically now and it’s a good habit to get into.

But let’s talk about some other scenarios. Last October I lost power for over a week after hurricane Ian. Apart from not having internet or A/C I did find plenty to do, I collect books so I had plenty to read, but maybe, unlike me, your favorite comfort reads aren’t sitting on a bookshelf. So let’s do something about that, shall we?

In olden times many long years ago around 1995 we printed off a lot of fic. It was mostly SOP to print a fic you planned to reread and stick it in a three ring binder. And that’s totally valid today too, but you can also make a very nice paperback with a minimum amount of skill and materials.

Let’s start with the download; Go to Ao3 and select your fic, we’ll be working with one of mine. This method works best with one shots, long fic tends to need a more complicated approach. Get yourself an HTML download

Open up the HTML download and select all then copy paste into any word processor. Set the page to landscape and two columns, then change the font to something you find easy to read, this is your book, no judgement. This is all you have to do for layout but I like to play a little bit. I move all the meta, summary, notes to the end and pick out a fun font for the title: 

No time like the present to do a quick proofread. Congratulations, you’ve just created your first typeset. On to the fun part.

Now you’re going to need some materials:  8.5x11in paper ruler one sheet of 12x12 medium card stock (60-80lb) scissors pencil pen or fine tip marker sheet of wax paper white glue two binder clips 2 heavy books or 1 brick butter knife

You’ll also need a printer, if you’re in the US there is almost a 100% chance your local library has a printer you can use if you don’t have your own. None of these materials are expensive and you can literally use cheap copy paper and Elmers glue.

Print your text block, one page per side. Fold the first page in half so that the blank side is inside and the printed side out:

use the butter knife to crease the edge. Repeat on all the sheets. When you’ve finished, stack them up with the raw edge on the left and the folded edge on the right. I used standard copy paper, because you’re only printing on one side there’s no bleed to worry about. Take the text block and line everything up. Use the binder clips to hold the raw edge in place.

Wrap the text block in the wax paper so that the raw edge and binder clips are facing out. I’m going to use my home built book press but you don’t need one, a brick or a couple of books or anything else heavy will work fine.

Once the text block is anchored down, take off he binder clips and get out the glue.

You can use a brush but you don’t need one, smear some glue on that raw edge.

Go make a margarita, watch The Mandalorian, call your mother. Don’t come back for at least an hour

In an hour smear some more glue on there and shift your brick forward so that the whole book is covered. This keeps the paper from warping. While glue part 2 is drying we’ll do the cover. Get out your 12x12 cardstock

Mark the cardstock off at 8.5 inches and cut it. Measure in 5.5 inches from the left and put in a score line with the butter knife (the back edge not the sharp edge)

Carefully fold the score line, this is your front cover. You have some options for the cover title, you can use a cutting machine like a cricut if you have one, you can print out a title on the computer and use carbon paper to transfer the text to the cardstock. I was in a mood so I just freehanded that beoch. Pencil first then in pen.

Take your text block out from under your brick. Line it up against the score mark and mark the second score on the other side of the spine

Fold the score and glue the textblock into the cover at the spine. Once the glue dries up mark the back cover with the pencil and then trim the back cover to fit with your scissors.

Voila:

I’m going to put this baby on the shelf next to the Silmarillion.

The whole process, not counting drying time, took less than an hour.

If you want to make a book of a longer fic, I recommend Renegade Publishing, they have a ton of resources for fan-binders. 

#fanbinding #fanfiction #Nir paperback

[sickgirlsickpoetry]

smut writers biggest plight.

WHY ARE THERE SO LITTLE SYNONYMS FOR MOAN.

i can only get so creative with squeaks and whines and grunts and mewls.

#we need MORE WORDS. DICTIONSRY ADD MORE WORDS PLEASE #also so many people write such shitty smut #mine usually is pretty good #like 5/10 #if i really tried i could get to a solid 8.5 #im really good #at writing

[sunuism]

never mind about my freak out earlier… i looked it up and the high school grade average required to get into any design related course in 11+

#mine was like 8.5 😭 #i didn’t even have high grades enough for linguistics but i was able to get in through the second quota bc i wrote about having learned #japanese and my burning passion for language #so. ig i’ll just learn to sow on my own and maybe buy a book or something

[starry-eyes-love]

My Journey to You | Series Masterlist

Main Masterlist

Summary | (Post Outbreak) For the past year Joel Miller (age 52), You (Female Reader age 27), and Ellie (age 14) have been searching for Joel's brother Tommy. Recently someone had told you that he had settled in Jackson, Wyoming and now that is where you three are headed. Somewhere along the way, you have fallen hard for the broody, quiet, and sometimes grumpy man named Joel Miller. As the two of you navigate the wilderness together you also have to navigate your feelings for one another in the presence of a teenage girl named Ellie. Survival in the wilderness does not come easy and neither does a relationship with Joel Miller. The question is, can you survive the journey?

Pairing | Joel Miller x F!Reader. Ellie just is a travel companion and a teenager who is often difficult to deal with.

Fic Warnings | 18+ Minors DNI, Explicit Smut, language, unprotected sex, no use of Y/N. See each chapter for specific warnings

Fic Notes | Welcome to my first ever Joel Miller x F!Reader fanfiction. I hope you all like it, as I am enjoying writing it.

No longer doing tag lists, turn on notifications to see when I post new stories.

Chapters

Prequel: Just This Once

Ch 1: Frozen Desire

Ch 2: Blood & Pain

Ch 3: Even Tough Hearts Break Under Pressure

Ch 4: Please, I Need You

Ch 5: Woodland Fun

Ch 6: You're Forever Mine

Ch 7: A Silent Promise to You

Ch 8: A Christmas Story

Ch 8.5: Dance With Me

Ch 9: Blood Within Me

Chapter 10 (in progress of writing)

going to be more than 10 chapters, unknown total yet.

#joel miller #joel and reader #joel miller fanfiction #joel miller fic #joel miller smut #joel miller masterlist #pedro pascal #joel and ellie #joel and tommy #joel the last of us #the last of us hbo #the last of us #my journey to you #joel x ellie #joel x reader #joel tlou #tlou hbo #joel x female reader #joel x f!reader #joel miller x you #joel miller x reader #joel miller x f!reader #joel miller x female reader #joel miller x female oc

[faetreides]

not sure if you answered this already, but how big do you think coryo is? all i think abt is that tweet that said ‘big dick men are always quiet’ n it got me wondering

so i thought i answered this already but i looked through other asks and i saw no numbers but there is this:

still, 8.5-9 inches (let’s shoot for the stars and say 9) and i do more towards it having more length than girth (sej’s is the opposite), if you have an especially hard time with penetration i know that shit wears you out. that tweet’s so real because realistically coryo’s doesn’t have to yap about his dick (like that one tweet where it’s like “is your dick big enough to act the way you do?” “mine is” “show me” “check dms” “… he can act the way he do”). i just know that he has to shift the weight between his thighs sometimes and that distracts the hell out of the you because you swear up and down that you can see it move.

side note: as a plus sized person, i love the skinnier bf with a horse sized dick trope tho, like good for you king! please don’t let it poke my out when i get down there!

In the main au, Reader does start out as a virgin (when it comes to vaginal penetration and most things but they have been touched over their clothes and kissed people before 🤫) and i know that seeing a dick irl for the first time can be wild so just imagining the whirlwind of emotions in that moment…. yikes. on a sweeter note, since i do have coryo fucking around in the beginning, the thought of him being a little nervous about reader’s reaction to it and his cocky attitude knowing he can please them bc he has experience fighting the feelings that come with being in love for the first time. he just wants you to own it/him :( but on the outside he’ll be like “🫦 yeah i know you like this dick”

his cum tastes good tho like better than most so count yourself lucky and drink the milkshake he passed out several times making for you

blushes into his versace pillow cases after sending you a dick pic for the first time, maybe kicks his feet and giggles for a split second before he snaps out of it and gets embarrassed

#🎧.asks #modern!coriolanus snow #coriolanus snow x you #coriolanus x you #coriolanus snow x reader #coriolanus x reader #coriolanus smut #coriolanus fanfiction #coriolanus snow #coriolanus imagine #corio snow #coryo snow x you #coryo snow #coryo snow x reader #yandere themes #ish #coryo snow fanfiction #thg x you #thg x reader #thg #tbosas #tbosas x you #tbosas x reader #the hunger games #the hunger games x you #the hunger games x reader #tom blyth

[mooncakeeclipse]

Okay, so........ i did a small challenge for myself to see if i could draw some of others Agent Phoenix's, and draw them similarly.. (If you even understand, plus i did this bc i was bored and ran out of food last night)

Heres my rating for it or whatever:

heres-to-all-that-is-mine... or bugtoast????? (Im too tired for this crap) - 9/10 or 10/10

operationjetset - 9.5/10

purplebehittindifferent - 10/10

solobodor - 11/10

icecreampizzer - 8.5/10

agent-calivide - 9.5/10

Idk why the fuck im rating them like that, but whatever (My back and shoulders are aching, welp)

Ive also lost interested in drawing(/animating) anything else than IEYTD

#Ieytd #Agent Phoenix #(​My shoulders are hurting) #Bored..... #Welp

[winxwannabe]

Thoughts on/Rating the S9 images that will probably be wrong in 3 months LETS GO -

Tecna is the best. Hands down, 10/10. I don’t care if they threw it together at the last minute to avoid backlash, give whoever designed her a goddamn raise. The bob with purple streaks, the vinyl skirt, it’s so perfect I can’t handle it. Me to Reboot Tecna:

Please let that be real. Please let the metal arm stay, Straffi.

My girl Musa is an official SHORT QUEEN, a popular headcannon that’s been going for years. I’m thrilled someone finally listened. Her iconic pigtails are also back, which is a bonus is my book (do they kinda look like Marinette’s from Miraculous? Yes, because Rainbow’s gotta steal one thing per season for Winx). The outfit isn’t my favorite, but better than others I’ve seen her in. A very respectable 8.5/10.

Rainbow’s art department raised enough money for brown paint, which is great news for Aisha! No more whitewashing! Her braids are stellar, her look is sporty, just very cute in general. The color scheme is very different from her original look, but I like it. Give Aisha bright colors. Let her be happy. And now tallest girl? 9/10

Flora’s look is the most similar to the OG series. Really the only difference is that weird ass green jacket - thing looks like it came off a one-day Project Runway challenge. It seems waaaay too structured compared to the rest of the outfit. That’s legit my only note. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it, I guess. 7.5/10

Bloom’s look says 2 things; “I’m Bella Thorne from Shake It Up!,” and Certified Horse Girl™️. I do not vibe with either. Bloom is not either. Why is she in pink again? Why is her belt so big - Bloom is so impatient and always in a rush, do you think she has time to put a belt on every day? I get the skirt is paying homage to the S3 one, but the rest is…a choice. This would be lower if Bloom wasn’t my favorite character. But she is, and it’s not the worst look. 6/10.

No, no, the worst look here is your favorite Solarian princess and mine, Stella. I get Rainbow was trying for a new look, but it doesn’t land for me. I don’t like the sunglasses, I don’t like that her dress is pink because that’s never really been Stella’s primary color - it’s more Flora and Tecna’s (and now Bloom’s I guess because UGH). She’s also wearing sleeves, which Stella rarely wore in the series because she is the fairy of the sun and I always thought that was a cool wardrobe detail. The only times she’s worn long sleeves (as a primary outfit in the season) were in S6 with her Alfea uniform, and Season 8, which barely counts. Just…make it orange. Or yellow, or even blue. It would fix so much. 5/10 for doing this ray of sunshine so dirty.

Also, if we can afford new civilian and transformation outfits for the girls, we can do the same for Ogron and the Black Circle. C’mon guys. Also! Why does Ogron have a dark dragon? What the fuck does that mean? Please do not pull a S8 Valtor on the Wizards. They don’t deserve it. And probably get Duman in there before the fans come after you.

#winx club #winx #winx reboot #winx 9 #tired: rainbow didn’t put tecna on the poster because she’s the least popular #wired: rainbow didn’t put Tecna on the poster because she would have been TOO POWERFUL #also do you think if I email rainbow and ask them to sell me direct streaming to my tv at home they’ll say yes?

[nw7us]

LFD for the win! This is the 8.5-inch-long, 60-ring-size La Flor Dominicana Double Digger Maduro for the afternoon. About a 90 minute cigar... or maybe 120 minutes, if you savor it.

The flavors are well blended, woody cocoa, getting richer as you get further in. Plenty of smoke, and not obnoxious to non-smokers. This is a top favorite of mine, and I love the nicotine hit.

This is a serious commitment. Have you had one? What do you think about it?

#cigars #cigar lover #cigar smoking #cigarsmoker #smoking cigars #nicotine #premium cigars #hand-made cigars #LFD #La Flor Dominicana #FTW #hobby