#:oh::gunpoint:

[bigkickguy]

some daan marcoh doodles around some dialogue bits I hit in game haha - gave me some thoughts on how one could think of daan if you only bumped into him at certain points? I don't remember the lines exactly but there were a few like this? 'Are you moving on? I guess we'll split ways here.' 'Someone has figure out how to treat these people...'

'You were very heroic stepping in there.' 'In the dark, your thoughts can really get to you out here...' 'Am... I... still a good man? Or...'

#fear and hunger #daan fear and hunger #marcoh fear and hunger #kickdraw #daanmarcoh #keep getting dialogue and I feel like if you only saw certain parts of Daan he seems like a very noble doctor figure #trying to research/avenge his dead almost(?) wife - staying behind to diagnose the villagers #meanwhile marcoh has like only killed one guy and is trying so hard to be a good person but is sinking in that Guilt #if daan stepped in on the marcoh held at gunpoint bit - I feel like it would fit Marcoh's lines about 'being heroic' or whatever #maybe he would be comparing himself to him - like 'im not a good man cause thats what a good man looks like in this situation' #and later when marcoh has a reality check he has to be like ... oh.... he's actually like this... huh #I feel like daan would hate it if anyone thought of him like this hakfjghadfg - but that makes it crunchier in my mind :) #daan starts looking much less like a tragic romantic protagonist when he is bickering with the party and getting dunked on #this weird image leaves the second you take both of them into the sewer and daan just starts complaining at him about the smell too often #sorry marcoh your fantasy protagonist man only exists in your dreams :) I think he'd still like him after getting a more realistic view tho

[sw4mp-c0rp3s]

pov: O H N O-

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#reddit did a good-??!??! #risk of rain #ror2 #risk of rain 2 #ror #risk of rain fanart #meme redraw #bandit ror #risk of rain 2 bandit #oh to be held at gunpoint by bandit <33 #I MEAN- #WHAT-?????? #NAHHHHH- #risk of sillie :3

[pink-pone]

I think I need to ban myself from looking at pony adopts, I see one that has a good color scheme and mane style and I’m a goner 😔

#gotta 👏 save 👏 for 👏 IMPORTANT STUFF #I have too many ocs as it is 😭😭😭 #oh the allure of having one more special little guy #NO I SAY #holding myself at gunpoint to finish the refs of the ones I already have #🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 #woe is me #text post #adopts #mlp adopts

[t4tails]

Somerton posted a suicide note to his twitter and it hasn’t been confirmed yet but people are already calling hbomber a murderer over it…

i saw, i hope james is okay and alive. but im also raising an eyebrow at the whole situation because he obviously has a history of lying - not just about plagiarism, but of getting police involved with death threats and the like too. he of course doesnt deserve to die over this, but the fact that he took the apology video down, however bad said video was, has just kinda ruined any good will i could feel for him. i hope hes okay, but if he is, all he has done is once again shifted focus from the people he stole from and hurt

#og post #ask #anon #suicide cw #no reblogs bc ew #but yeah literally all people were asking for is for him to genuinely apologize and leave the internet #which he never did. so i find it hard to muster much sympathy for him #oh and obviously hbomb is not a murderer in any stretch of the imagination #nobody was forcing james to be a horrible person at gunpoint. hbomb exposed what james did of his own free will

[krourou2]

Y’know everyone’s always "Ace Attorney crossover!" and "Professor Layton crossover!" about Ghost Trick, but you know what I think would be extremely funny?

Detective Conan crossover.

A guy who doesn't believe in ghosts, a girl who's terrified of the supernatural, and a guy who IS a ghost.

#Oh my gosh shut up krou #posting this before i can back out #Honestly Conan or Ran either one being the main point of interaction would be equally but differently funny. #''Ghosts aren't real Ran-neechan.'' ''Y-yeah… right……'' (They're real and one narrowly prevented her death with Rube Goldberg shenanigans.) #versus #''[mind whirring at a thousand mph]'' ''Hey can you maybe calm down over there? I'm trying to save your li— … You. Are NOT a kid.'' #Bonus points if Shinichi instinctively snaps back into Conan shape (to Sissel’s bafflement). #(​There's absolutely no way any of this is in-character but when has that ever been a strong point of mine #I say knowing that it's something I nitpick myself over even with my OCs) #putting fandom tags on this at gunpoint by a friend #Detective Conan #Ghost Trick #THERE ARE YOU HAPPY IS THIS SUFFICIENT #… ​fuck it. #Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective #Case Closed #Meitantei Conan #DCMK #DetCo #krou content

[showinalittlelife]

happy birthday to my bf my strawberry shortcake my princess my fiancé the father of my children the love of my life my gorgeous blue eyed king my silly little guy my husband my little chocolate covered strawberry❤️ ilysm baby

#isn’t he so beautiful #look at his dimples #i wanna bite him #i love him so much i’m gonna throw up #the baby pic of him too oh god #oh god. he’s so #baby please come home #also timezones r ruining this moment #just know that i posted this at midnight exactly #holding y’all at gunpoint. everyone wish him a happy birthday rn. #gojo satoru

[teabutmakeitazure]

girl in my common core shares all my unhinged interests i feel seen

#she uses ao3 too and asked me the most unhinged thing i read #i truthfully replied the hat fic and mpreg omegaverse (dont ask i was on gunpoint by a friend) #and when i accidentally slipped i write stuff too she was like *OH MY GOD DARK CONTENT CREATOR?* #but considering her dark content consumption i shall see if shes into genshin impact because she might read genshin yan too #i have found my people (1 person) #why are all fanfiction consumers so unhinged i havent ever met even one who isnt weird beyond repair #guess its the seasoning #zuri rambles

[lightbulb-warning]

this is getting ridiculous there's so much stuff i wanna draw i need to clone myself immediately

#what do you mean i can barely stand up??? no that was me an hour ago im completely fine now and also am capable of drawing 70 things rn #<- I WISH #genuinely just talking at myself here #okay!! plan time: homework is 7 pages +dialogue. i sketched the rough layouts out already and i my teacher gave me the okay to do it digita #i don't think she realized she gave me the okay tbh? but i asked her twice and she said yes so no takebacksies!!! #i have a timer that only does 55 minutes. in 55 minutes can i rough out at least 3 better pencils? ill find out! #i should start with the ending because that's 1 birds eye view like three times and a car that explodes and a bunch of close ups so ez pz #i just gotta figure out one car perspective im giving myself 55 minutes for the car #lineart is gonna be a pain but when isnt it :') #hey did you know there's an entire ship month prompt list??? im seething that's such a dumb idea i wanna do it so baaaaad #whatever #ill figure it out #that's part one of getting boring shit i need to do done!! part two should be easier bc its just hospitals and the draft is already p detai #ok ok ok i can do this #the essay is an essay and the essay is getting fucked i will do it at GUNPOINT #aaaaa #shut up maiora #p.s. edit: i did some of it and ended up doing a completely different plan. sigh sigh oh well im doing my best

[izzystizzys]

steddyhands soulmates brainworm where in some magical post-canon (maybe s1? s2?) timeline the revenge is boarded by (gasp) actual capable pirates

izzy isn‘t up on deck when it happens, which is how it happens in the first place, and quite frankly he had a bad feeling about dropping anchor this close to port (insert past blackbeard shenanigans that turned him grey a good decade before anyone else) but when does anyone ever listen to his years of experience and expertise on this clown boat anyways

and. ok interlude. obviously they’re soulmates. obviously izzy has said nothing about it. he’s a fucked up little man with the selfesteem of a wet limpet this is selfexplanatory. obviously ed and stede are Eyeing him, but stede’s too repressed to say anything about it and ed’s too unwilling to admit he’s a very similar brand of fucked up to do much about it.

so. back to the program. even izzy cannot fight a whole entire crew - given that it is both the size it should be for a ship twice as large as the revenge and actually trained, go figure. does he still try? absolutely. everything comes screeching to a halt when someone gets a gun aimed at black pete’s head though, and they’re all rounded up on deck. there is no getting out of this one, izzy knows - he’s been on the other end of this too often not to. he wonders which one they’ll kill first, maybe fang or ivan to make a point, they’re on the stronger end of the crew -

“well well, what have we here?” the captain says, stopping in front of izzy with a leer that would usually see him relieved of one of his hands. he lifts the sharp edge of his sword to izzy’s neck, tracing the edges of the swallow izzy is cursing himself for putting in such a visible spot. “the polite thing to do here seems to inform you for the sizeable bounty on your head, hands.”

izzy sneers out a get fucked, and realizes several things at once: 1, edward cut off his beard just a week ago last, and is currently lounging in the last silk robe onboard. 2, bonnet has not a single frippery left in his closet, and has been forced into the man’s equivalent of torture (sensible clothes). 3, there’s no way charlie vane, who’s currently backhanding him to the ground, didn’t recognize at least edward.

and, 4: it may have been a mistake leaving the man to die of starvation and also marooning three years ago. obviously he can hold a grudge. should’ve shot him and be done with it.

this, izzy thinks as he’s manhandled over to where they’ve set up a plank to cross to vane’s ship, is where on the queen anne, the crew would’ve jumped into one of blackbeards ingenius rescue plans. scratch that, on the queen this would’ve never happened because the people are competent. the revenge’s crew is just shouting a lot and- whoa, he’s upright again.

vane is still smiling, the unsettling fucker, when he circles izzy’s gloved wrist with iron pressure. “you know”, he says, conversationally, “i’ve always wondered, about your mark.” cold fingers slide the glove off his hand, roll up his sleeve. izzy tries to squirm away from it, tries to throw his head back and break someone’s nose, but this is not pirate playgroup - this is a group of actual competents, a fact he curses silently as the mark is exposed to open air, a perfect match for his captains’. there’s a sharp chorus of gasps and then horrible silence that izzy cannot face, closing his eyes instead.

“hm”, vane says, “thought so.” and then pain explodes at the back of izzy’s head, and the world really does fade away.

#steddyhands #ofmd fic idea #charlie saw izzy washing years ago and instantly decided to hold on to Sensitive Information #the prick (justified??) #i lovr izzynapping fics and i think he should get to damsel a bit (he will rescue himself while the revenge is still figuring out rigging) #izzy hands exists at the crossroads of pathetic little meow meow and only competent person for miles to me #ed and stede staring at each other: what the fuck #stede: did you know??? how did you not know??? you were married for twenty years!!! #ed: we were MARRIED??? #that bit will never stop being funny #having to contend with the fact that you’re head over heels for your best friend/worst enemy #oh no he’s hot! (true love edition) #oh no he’s also kidnapped and about to be hanged! (no clickbait) #they try to pull off a daring rescue only to find izzy lounging by the revenge holding charlie vane at gunpoint back on deck #he is after all the only competent person for miles #do they get their shit together or does izzy lalalala i cant hear what youre saying hands refuse to accept their love right away? #who knows all i know is i want them to schlonk it silly style after cringefailing out of rescuing izzy #increasingly unhinged tags warning

[magpie-masterpieces]

Fairies are gay it’s true and tinker bell told me herself ✨🧚🏼‍♀️

I was sad one night and decided to rewatch the Disney Fairies films. Decided to redesign the main cast for fun!

Individual files, headcanons, and design notes are under the cut.

🌱Tinker Bell

Has some scars and is missing a tooth because she used to be super clumsy. As she’s gotten older she’s gotten better of course.

Her clothes are made of silverbell leaves and petals (the brown is just dried leaves).

Wing shape was kept the same since it’s iconic. Tinker-talent fairies are extremely strong, regardless of body type or height.

💧Silvermist

Tall and slender also my personal fave of all the fairies

Her clothes are made of water lily petals and lily pads.

Water-talent fairies wings are based off of dragonflies. Their wings are waterproof!

🌹Rosetta

I saw some other peoples redesigns where they make Rosetta plus size or curvy so I said “me too me too”

Her clothes are made of roses

Garden-talent fairies wings are based off of butterflies. And their wings can pick up pollen so they pollinate wherever they go.

☀️Iridessa

Puts glitter or pixie dust in her hair

Her clothes are made of sunflowers.

Light-talent fairies are based off of fireflies. And their antenna are able to glow!

🐿️Fawn

Lost an eye defending a baby bird from a hawk. She still visits this bird from time to time!

Her clothes are made of tiger lilies

Animal-talent diaries are based off of moths.

🌪️Vidia

Had some very faint scars from crashing into things lmao

Her clothes are made of larkspur petals and some feathers.

Fast-flying-talent fairies wings are based off of hornets

#‘oh melo why’d you do this’ because 10year old mini melo held me at gunpoint and said so /j #fanart #melo’s masterpieces #fairies #disney fairies #pixie hollow #tinker bell #silvermist #rosetta #iridessa #fawn #vidia #art #digital art #artblr #artists of tumblr #hobby artist #procreate art #procreate artist #fairy #pixies #pixie #pixie dust #tinkerbell

[kitnita]

★  —  jake oettinger in open ice: paying the price; may 1, 2023 (x)

#hockey #stars #dallas stars #jake oettinger #why do you as a man have big beautiful brown eyes and also the most monotone ass voice i've ever heard #'we have a new energy and a new life in here' #oh okay is that why you sound like you're being held at gunpoint #anyway the text on these isn't the point they just looked weird without it!! the point is in fact otter's freckles. #there were simply SO many closeups of them in this open ice #z:edit

[magnusbae]

me, incredibly burnt out, unmotivated and unable to finish any of my current wips or projects:

my brain, in the shower, conjuring the most complex project I've ever considered to this day that would include learning something massive in order to even make a prototype: 👀👀👀👀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#OH FUCK Oh fuck i havent felt motivated in weeks and now im like oh oh oh #this is horrible there's no way i'd be able to do this without literally dying #but oh my god #if i manage to make a working prototype i'll have to force at least 2 more people at gunpoint to join in #we'll see if i get this far #buns.txt

[wereh0gz]

The issue of all time

#ramblings #idw sonic spoilers #some highlights #sonic dies (but not really) #tangle gets held at gunpoint #lanolin and whisper cause problems on purpose for eggman #it's no use! #and tangle and whisper with the lesbian flag in the bg #which is real btw it's not an edit like i thought it was it's in the actual issue #oh also shadow does a lot of chaos control and like sends all the fake emeralds to space or something before they explode #and then they have cake the end #good issue but the pacing felt a little off to me #i feel like they could've kept the celebration at the end in the next issue #and used the extra like 2 and a half pages to space things out a little #bc a lot of things happen all at once and it was a bit hard to keep track of #next arc focuses on amy and knux which is exciting! i wanna see how they interact

[dmumt]

after watching the cream soda choreo i don't ever want to see exo saying they can't perform lucky one again

#moving at light speed for baby go dum dum get your fucking asses back on that stage and give me another lucky one performance uncles #im holding them at gunpoint this is so serious for me #talking about oh we hate it oh it hurts our bodies meanwhile their ankles are about to fall off shoomy's flying about they're going 100mph #.txt

[rohirric-hunter]

I think this came out rather well considering I haven't touched drawing charcoal since 2019. I'm especially proud of how the flag and skirt came out, and the hair isn't half bad either. It's also not my strong suit: I was taught to do portraits in charcoal and this definitely isn't that. And naturally I only spent about 2 hours on it. I have a strict rule against spending longer on a charcoal piece than it takes for my lips to go numb. (I chew on my lips while doing charcoal and can't seem to be able to stop.)

As for the subject material... as a child I was told that if the War of the Ring had been lost, Arwen would have traveled to the Grey Havens and gone into the West, and that bugged me. I think the main reason was because I considered (and still do consider, to be honest) a betrothal to be an equally serious and binding commitment as the actual marriage. (Which is why I don't watch many romcoms; it bothers me inordinately that the leading lady usually ends up breaking off a betrothal because she fell for some kind of dashing rogue she's known for like 3 days.) So my interpretation of the text is that Arwen chose her fate when she accepted Aragorn's proposal (or before) and not when she actually married him -- meaning she had already chosen not to go into the West by the time the events of the book rolled around, regardless of the outcome of the war. Regardless of the actual intended weight of the betrothal within the text, Tolkien certainly didn't write Arwen's appearance in Return of the King to suggest that it was a huge turning point for her or she was making some kind of Big Choice; it was just the realization of a future hoped for. I think this contributed greatly to my interest in Bad LotR AUs.

This image doesn't belong to any specific AU, it's just a concept of Arwen approaching Mordor or possibly Barad-dur alone, carrying the banner she made Aragorn and Aiglos -- representing her two heritages and the strength of Elves and Men that she intends to challenge Sauron with. Probably Aragorn is being held prisoner and she's after rescuing him for ~*~ thematic parallels ~*~. And Sauron is not going out to meet her. Learned that lesson already.

#lotr #if anyones wondering what part if any of this is inspired by lotro #the dress is loosely inspired by the festive azure dress that comes in one of the annual gift boxes #and the boots are inspired by a pair i found in the forges of khazad dum last night #dont remember what they were but they dropped from the final boss chest and were heavy armour #loosely inspired; overall piece is not very detailed #my pencil sharpener just didnt want to sharpen my charcoal pencils so i was limited in the amount of detail i could work in there #oh yeah also the music that made my brain hold me at gunpoint to draw this was godhunter by aviators #probably started running through saurons head when he heard she was coming