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hailieshapedbox · 1 year
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little re up
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msclaritea · 5 months
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LAVENDER MAFIA SPLASHES DOWN AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES!
WE'RE ALL SAVED!
HERE COMES THAT PALPABLE HIT OF SOFT MASCULINITY!!
FUCK ALL OF YOU.
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420central-costamesa · 3 months
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Hit this sweet dab for a sweeter high! 🍓
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marcusmafiazw · 2 years
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tom2tec · 2 years
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Distorder ~ Audio Distortion Analyzerline
Distorder ~ Audio Distortion Analyzerline
The Distorder is a psychoacoustic stand-alone or VST application to check audibility of various forms of linear and nonlinear distortions applied to a stereo audio signal, including an ABX tester. In simpler words, it’s just a soft to be sure if you’re not completely deaf. http://www.ohl.to/about-audio/audio-softwares/distorder
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tawaifeddiediaz · 9 months
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BUDDIE + cliché romance tropes
(original poll)
(happy birthday @oneawkwardcookie <3 ily)
[Image ID: eight gifs of Buck and Eddie from 9-1-1. They are colored various hues, and overlaid on top is one post from a tumblr poll of cliché romance tropes.
GIF 1: Eddie and Buck standing across from each other in 3.03. Eddie watches Buck kindly while Buck looks over at Chris before shifting on his feet to meet Eddie's eyes. The gif is colored purple on Eddie's side, and yellow on Buck's. The poll text reads, "Symbolic pairs (Sun/Moon, Heaven/Earth, King/Queen, Fire/Ice, etc.). Overlaid on the purple side is a wallpaper with moon and stars, and on the orange side, various designs of suns
GIF 2: A blue-toned gif of Eddie wide-eyed in the truck in 4.14, asking Buck if he's hurt. There is orange-pink gradient text on the gif, reading "are you hurt?" and "no, no, no, I'm good." The poll text reads, "'Are you okay?' asked by the bruised and battered one/'Thank God you're okay'"
GIF 3: A rose-pink hued gif from 5.06. Eddie is blurred out, close to the camera, gaze fixed on Mitchell with his jaw tight and angry. Buck, in focus, has his hand hovering up after being struck, bleeding from the forehead as he turns towards Eddie, looking worried. The poll text reads, "'Who hurt you!?'/murderous rage upon finding the other beaten up (bonus if quiet)"
GIF 4: A sea-green colored gif of Buck and Eddie hugging as they make up in 3.06. Buck's head tucks against Eddie's shoulder happily. Overlaid are red hearts. The poll text reads, "Cool-down hug."
GIF 5: A purple gif of Eddie exasperatedly telling Buck that he's telling him about the legal guardianship because Buck believes it would be better if he'd been shot instead. Overlaid over the purple is faint repeating text with Eddie's dialogue from the scene, "Because, Evan, you came in here the other day and you said you thought it would have been better if it had been you who was shot. You act like you're expendable. But you're wrong." The poll text reads, "'You better not die on me'/Scolding the other for trying to sacrifice themself."
GIF 6: A red-toned gif, blended with Eddie gripping the rope in 4.05 to help lift the container off of Sal, and Buck digging at the ground in 3.15. There's text from multiple dialogues that read, "Buck can you hear me? / We gotta go dig. / Hang in there Buck / Eddie, Hang on! / Do more!" The poll text reads, "'I'll follow you into hell' but also 'don't go where i can't follow'"
GIF 7: A blue toned gif, two scenes - Buck in 6.12 sucking in a breath, head propped on a hand as he turns his gaze up at Eddie, telling him he doesn't know how he is; Eddie in 5.14, watching Charlie make the rounds on the horse, not believing he could have a hand in saving the kid's life. Overlaid the blue are multiple lightning strikes. The poll text reads, "Hurt/Comfort."
GIF 8: Eddie telling Buck he can have his back any day, blended with Buck telling him he could have his. On Eddie's side, the gif is pink, and on Buck's, a sea-green. The poll text reads, "'I've got your back'/battle couple/absolute trust"
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boxboxlewis · 6 months
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prompt: drunk, bored alex bossily trying to convince sober george to make out with him. george knowing if this happens, he will reveal Everything (disastrous; the thing he wants most in the word; will ruin their friendship), so he tries to distract alex with napoleon's correspondence.
Alex was buzzed enough that the hotel room had started to swirl around him in a gentle anticlockwise spiral. He was starfished on his back on the queen-sized bed, feet hanging off the end, and the gravity holding him in place felt heavier than usual but also friendly, as if it wanted him to be happy and comfortable.
“George,” he said, except it came out too long, stretched and languid. Geoooooooorge. He cleared his throat and tried again. “George. Look, mate, this is important.”
“No it’s not.”
Alex ignored this. “I really think we should. Like, I think it’s a good idea. Ojbec—objectively.”
There was no reply, so Alex lifted his head up off the pillow. It took more effort than usual, due to the gravity thing, but he got a good view of George hunched over at the weirdly small hotel desk, staring at his tablet, not looking at Alex at all.
“Are you looking at porn?” 
“No, I’m not looking at—fuck’s sake, Alex! I’m reading my emails. Mostly, I’m ignoring you.”
This was hurtful. “Why?” Alex asked, hurt. He carefully lowered his head back down.
“Because you’re totally off your tits and you keep asking me to make out with you,” George said. “And I know you don’t actually want to and you’re only saying it because you’re depressed that you got P17, because you’re insanely competitive even when you’re driving a Roomba. So. I’m doing the decent thing and not responding.”
“The FW45 is not a Roomba!” Alex said, and then, after a pause for thought, “Roombas can sense walls.”
“Right, yeah, that’s the relevant point here,” George said. “C’mon Alex, why are you even going on about this? You’re straight.” 
George made the word “straight” sound vaguely insulting, which was, Alex thought, interesting. He was too drunk to work out why, but perhaps that could be a project for his sober, more brain-forward self. In the meantime, he tried to wrestle his thoughts into order so he could answer the question George had asked. Why was he going on about this? Well, George was very pretty, for one thing. Pretty face, pretty body. “You have eyelashes like a camel,” he said, and laughed at the despairing groan George let out. “What, you do! Also, I’m bored, and there’s no one else here.” That sounded wrong, and wasn’t really what Alex meant, but he didn’t know how to fix it. “I don’t mean—there’s loads of people at this Grand Prix, obviously. But like. In my hotel room, it’s only us.”
There was a brittle little silence from George, during which the room continued gently spinning. Eventually George said, “Thanks Alex, but somehow I’m going to have to turn down this incredibly flattering offer.”
“Hey, c’mon, wait—”
“Move over or I’ll sit on you.” George sounded impatient and grumpy, like maybe the emails he’d been reading had upset him. Alex did as he was told, and carefully rolled himself over to one side of the bed. He felt the mattress dip as George sat next to him. “Right,” George said. “As you’re clearly bored, and a menace, I’m going to entertain you. All right?”
“Entertain me… with your mouth?” Alex asked, hopeful.
George exhaled loudly. “Yeah, close, Alex. No, even better than that. I’m going to read to you from the correspondence of Napoleon Buonaparte.”
“Napoleon? The short git with the hat? ‘Able was I ere I saw Elba,’ that guy?” Alex got a bit tongue-twisted on the palindrome, but who wouldn’t.
“The very one, mate. I’ve been reading his writings for inspiration on the track.”
That was objectively insane, of course, but also somehow the most charming thing Alex had ever heard. He could feel fondness fountaining out of his chest so strongly he was surprised the billowing golden splashes of it weren’t actually visible. “Fucking hell,” he said. “George, I like you so much.”
“I—what?”
“That’s why we should make out,” Alex explained. “Because… because when two people like each very much, that’s what they should do.” He turned over so he could see the effect this line of argument was having on George.
George looked mildly concussed. “Alex, are you having me on?”
“No!” Alex felt indignant at the idea. “Georgie, I wouldn’t, about this. You know I wouldn’t.”
When George swallowed Alex could see the motion in the beautiful tanned line of his neck. “Right,” he said. “Well then. I’m not going to make out with you now, you’re absolutely munted, but. Ask me again in the morning, Alex.”
Alex nodded, and let his eyes drift shut. “Brilliant,” he said. “Will do.”
thank you to sarah for the best prompt game in the business, and to @onadarklingplain for reading this over and helping me figure out the ending!
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bookishjules · 4 months
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there's something about actually seeing smoke curling up from the gateway arch that really makes you realize just how .. grave this situation is. just how serious and intense it is, especially as it's being spread around in the news. there was an accidental fire at notre dame a couple years ago and we went nuts.. now imagine a domestic fire, that no one knows the cause of, in a country that has a history of making a Big Deal out of terrorist attacks. yeah.. so the arch. the gateway to the oregon trail and the poster child of manifest destiny.. going up in flames?? not so cute.
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Listen, I just want to go to Haunted House. I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua. I heard there's a trap door.
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420central-costamesa · 4 months
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Honey Buns by ABX 🐝🍯
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ainawgsd · 3 days
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Opening 4 hours late, wish us luck!
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honestlydarkprincess · 11 months
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hello yes it’s me again with another poll i need feedback on what i should dedicate my writing beans to 🥺💕
thank you ilysm i hate making decisions
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desperatepleasures · 3 days
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gods I love having health insurance
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dzthenerd490 · 2 months
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Sedition: SCP-ABX
Experiment: ABX.7434
Subject: SCP-ABX/ Code Name: Prophet of Rebirth.
Current Condition of Subject: Unknown age/ Health - Good as far as we can tell/ Mentality - Sound/ Anomalous Status: Manipulative, possibly still dangerous despite being heavily regulated.
Testing Purpose: an interview with SCP-ABX to obtain more information that will benefit the Foundation.
Staff Involved: Dr. Tutela
Testing Safety Measures: Dr. Tutela has been equipped with an up-to-date Anti-Cognito Hazard Helmet. There is an explosive proof glass wall in-between them with both Dr. Tutela and SCP-ABX having their own small table and chair to sit on.
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Begin Recording
Dr. Tutela: Ahem, is the recording starting? Alright good, good morning SCP-ABX.
SCP-ABX: Good morning, doctor.
Dr. Tutela: As you can see, I am wearing an Anti-Cognito Hazard Helmet ensuring none of my senses will be hijacked by your anomalous abilities. This reasoning for this is that we will be conducting an interview to better understand you and the organization to hail from. Should you refuse to participate in the interview, due to the fact that you are not associated with the AED because of your previous containment breach and under Protocol "Back Hand" your containment status will be greatly increased on restriction. Do you understand these terms?
SCP-ABX: Of course, doctor, I will obey and answer everything truthfully, I genuinely believe that benefiting the Foundation will benefit myself as well.
Dr. Tutela: ... right, then let us begin.
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Dr. Tutela: Why did you Create Scriptures of Rotten Flesh and Cybernetic Bones?
SCP-ABX: Hm... that name is quite the mouthful perhaps we were too hasty to decide it but then again me and my love were young and fed up with the gods so naturally we were driven by revenge.
Dr. Tutela: So that's why you made it, revenge?
SCP-ABX: Oh, no, no, no, no, no... well not entirely, I mean... well you should know how it goes. Mekhane, Yaldabaoth, and all the other gods, ancient, old, mysterious, unknown, and new. They only see us as pawns in the end at the end of the day. We are merely meant to be soldiers to tie all loose ends. So yes, we made it for revenge, but also as a way to stop the gods from using us. Instead we can use them! Their power, their blood, and their everything so that we can become gods. True gods. Better gods.
Dr. Tutela: I guess that already answers my question, what is your organization's goal?
SCP-ABX: Well to end the gods and take their place is our end goal but in the meantime it's our job to find others who have been poisoned by their influence. Mainly Mekhanites and Sarkites though we are willing to extend our hand to anyone who needs it.
Dr. Tutela: I see.
***
Dr. Tutela: Why did you surrender to the Foundation?
SCP-ABX: Why not? You hate the gods; I hate the gods we can really benefit from one another you know.
Dr. Tutela: Uh-huh. You should know that SCP-AFT is responsible for your sudden boom of membership recently. We have reason to believe you surrendered because of that. Especially since a lot of anomalies your group owns tends to brainwash people into joining you. For someone who hates the gods you sure do act a lot like them.
SCP-ABX: They say the best way to defeat your enemy is to make them your friend, I say the best way to kill them is the same way they were going to kill you. Besides most humans these days are desperate for a new purpose and more power, I'm simply giving them an opportunity to get both.
Dr. Tutela: Do you honestly believe that?
SCP-ABX: ... I believe that freedom doesn't truly exist until we have killed the gods and taken their place.
Dr. Tutela: I see, so-
SCP-ABX: Nope the creation of SCP-AFT was entirely an accident. Though the benefits are something I'll gladly take.
Dr. Tutela: Of course...
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Dr. Tutela: How did you augment your body the way you did?
SCP-ABX: A few years of experimentation on editing Thaumaturgic rituals.
Dr. Tutela: How?
SCP-ABX: Hm… It's a lot like its own form of math, extremely complex and difficult to understand or get the hang of, but still math in the end. The hard part is changing the math equation into doing something you want but at the same time you have to make sure it still equals the same answer. After you're done changing the equation all you have to do is follow the math and you can get whatever answer you desire. For obvious reasons this takes lots of time and dedication but once you're done you will see grand results. That's unfortunately the easiest way to describe it.
Dr. Tutela: I sort of understand. So those symbols on your body?
SCP-ABX: Created mainly from Sarkic scriptures for ancient rituals but also a few cognitive based Mekhanite symbols.
Dr. Tutela: and the biological nanobots within your body?
SCP-ABX: summoning rituals form both Mehanite and Sarkic rituals, mainly Sarkic rituals that allow them to summon diseases and minions from exposed blood.
Dr. Tutela: Interesting.
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Dr. Tutela: What is SCP-ABW?
SCP-ABX: My reward for becoming a Prophet. A mask that allows me to unleash years of my research. With my body being the vessel, the faith as well as the wrath of my followers will be unleashed on my allies as well as my enemies all around me.
Dr. Tutela: How does it work?
SCP-ABX: The symbols are designed to manipulate flesh without limits. Once I put it on, they allow me to manipulate my body into any form of organic life or artificial constructs.
Dr. Tutela: Why is it that everyone else who put on the mask or so much as looked at the symbols on the back ended up transforming into random objects or monstrosities?
SCP-ABX: Oh, dear no! No, no, no! No mere mortal can comprehend all that information going into their head. The symbols fill my mind with the knowledge and comprehension needed to manipulate my body however I want. It takes a lot of will and concentration to get this done, to anyone who lacks the training they would be considered lucky if they only suffer the effects of one symbol. Unfortunately, that's the result, if you put on the mask a small portion of the power will overload your mind and body turning you into something else completely, dead or alive.
Dr. Tutela: So, each symbol controls a different aspect?
SCP-ABX: Yes, but if I were to explain them all we would be here all day.
Dr. Tutela: Most of them are Cognito hazards anyways so I greatly appreciate you not doing so.
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Dr. Tutela: Ah, during this section of the interview, we'll be going over other SCPs and how you view them.
SCP-ABX: I honestly find the other SCPs quite interesting or at least the few I knew that exist. So please by all means, ask away.
Dr. Tutela: Alright then, what is your opinion on SCP-049?
SCP-ABX: Ah... the old teacher.
Dr. Tutela: You sound like you've known him.
SCP-ABX: Not directly, but I've heard stories especially from other prominent Neo-Sarkic families. The man who helped bring the red death into our reality.
Dr. Tutela: So, he really is connected to SCP-610
SCP-ABX: Is that what you call it? I see, but yes, albeit indirectly or I suppose the correct way is that he was tricked into it.
Dr. Tutela: How so?
SCP-ABX: Hm... if ancient Sarkic stories are to be believed... Long ago, during the age of the Davites, Grand Karcist Ion had just been blessed with the powers of Yaldabaoth and used said powers to escape. He devoured many Davites and granted small portions of his power to his fellow Nälkä. However even though his body was growing in power and magic he still couldn't handle all of Yaldabaoth's gifts. He was becoming sick and would soon be another slave to the flesh god. Ion had just gained freedom from the Davites; he would rather die than become someone else's slave. He needed a solution and fast. That was when, like a miracle the plague doctor, the first of his kind, had appeared before the Grand Karcist.
He was indestructible, capable of creating infinite tools from his bags, and very well versed in diseases. Ion faced the plague doctor and with his hand the doctor took some life from Yaldabaoth with his touch of death. However, as a man blessed with the power of gods, death was not enough to hold him down. Instead, he merely found temporary relief from the ever-growing weight of Yadabaoth's power.
The plague doctor was shocked but also overjoyed claiming Ion was cured and yet he still lived. Ion knew what really happened but pretended the plague doctor was correct, they then made a fire together and talked. The plague doctor spoke of a great pestilence that is slowly spreading to all corners of the globe and will soon bring an age of true terror if not cured immediately.
Dr. Tutela: Soon? He said soon? And this was during somewhere around 2000 to 1000 BCE?
SCP-ABX: If our ancestors didn't lie to us then yes.
Dr. Tutela: *sigh* that over exaggerating prick. It's been thousands of years and still the pestilence does nothing. I apologize, SCP-ABX, please continue.
SCP-ABX: Thank you. So, the plague doctor asks Grand Karcist Ion for help to make a more effective cure, but the Grand Karcist claims he knows a way to cure everyone instantly through magic. The plague doctor was no stranger to magic, but he found it highly ineffective in the fields of medication. However, Grand Karcist Ion assured him he was able to survive the doctor's cure because of this ritual and that if they tried a new one it would ensure everyone in the world could be saved. They could make a ritual so grand it would eradicate the pestilence forever. The doctor tired of fighting the pestilence agreed and helped the Grand Karcist get the ritual ready.
They worked for day's harvesting the blood and finding the right place for the ritual. They found many different types of animals and victims for the ritual to work. Of course, they mostly used Davites captured during the war and the plague doctor was fine with it since he knew of their heinous crimes. Though, he didn't even mind when they used younger and more innocent victims to get the ritual done, since he was determined to cure the pestilence.
Dr. Tutela: Jesus.
SCP-ABX: I don't know who that is, anyways! After so long the ritual was complete and finally Ion was able to expel the extra power of Yaldabaoth that clung to him and tried to obtain control. Thus the Red Death, or SCP-610 as you call it, was born. Grand Karcist Ion was thrilled with the results and used his creation to wipe out the remainder of the Davite Empire forever. He asked the doctor to join him and make a new world of unity and perfection. But alas, the doctor was horrified by what he had created and left. He vowed to one day return and destroy the flesh he created... Not that he ever did.
Dr. Tutela: Not surprising. So that means SCP-049 personally knew Grand Karcist Ion?
SCP-ABX: Perhaps, again it was a millennia ago so it's difficult to say if anything our ancestors tell us is fact or fiction without proper evidence, to which there is none. Still, if that is the case, I envy him. I would have loved to meet such a great man.
Dr. Tutela: I thought you hated the gods?
SCP-ABX: I do but Grand Karcist Ion is an exception, he was the first ever pioneer to drain the gods of their power and use it to become god-like himself! Best of all he was benevolent, He wiped out the horrific Davites and liberated the ancient Nälkä! The ancestors of all Sarkites! Granted many have fallen so low as to actually revere Yaldabaoth as a god above Grand Karcist Ion and others don't even want Godhood but simply want to wait for Grand Karcist Ion to return. It's sad how far my people have fallen, but no matter, my work will give EVERYONE a second chance.
Dr. Tutela remains silent as he writes in his notes.
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Dr. Tutela: What is your opinion on SCP-053?
SCP-ABX: Hm... not much really, I don't pity her since she doesn't seem to need it, I don't find her particularly interesting, and... nothing else, I just don't care.
Dr. Tutela: Nothing at all?
SCP-ABX: No... I'll admit it is interesting she's one of the only creatures that can make the immortal dragon heel but besides that no I don't find her interesting at all.
Dr. Tutela: Okay then, how about SCP-079?
SCP-ABX: Oh! Now that one I find interesting. An old software blessed with the intelligence of Mekhane or at least that's what I heard some Mekhanites refer to him as.
Dr. Tutela: There are Mekhanites that think he's a fragment of their god?
SCP-ABX: Pfft! They'll think a toaster is a fragment of Mekhane if it created toast with burns that resemble the scriptures of the Mekhanite bible. But I digress, I find him interesting in how he exists. He's an old hardware system practically ancient at this day and age, yet he has the potential to become a god if given the chance. That's something worthy of praise, it's almost a shame, he would rather destroy all of humanity than help it ascend.
Dr. Tutela: I see…
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Dr. Tutela: What is your opinion on SCP-096?
SCP-ABX: An abomination that should be destroyed and nothing more.
Dr. Tutela: SCP-106?
SCP-ABX: A blind solder that wastes his chance to become God; instead he chases after pointless battles and likes to torment those weaker than him. A pathetic parasite to say the least.
Dr. Tutela: ... SCP-682?
SCP-ABX: A dragon that doesn't know what it truly wants and takes its frustration out on humanity. Come now doctor, I don't mean to be rude but where are the worthwhile questions?
Dr. Tutela: Well this one is a little shocking but, what is your opinion on SCP-5000?
SCP-ABX: ... Hm... IF such a creature exists in our reality as well, then it's all the more reason for us to ascend to Godhood, so that we can kill it as fast as possible.
Dr. Tutela: You don't even know what IT is.
SCP-ABX: No one does, but if it's really a monster that can make the Foundation turn its back on humanity then it's clearly more fearsome than the even Scarlet King.
Dr. Tutela: ... at least on that you and I can agree. 
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Dr. Tutela: Moving on, what is your opinion on SCP-AAH?
SCP-ABX: Hm... a rather peculiar anomaly, one that brings back the dead but for whatever reason their soul is always corrupted, and they become agents of death. It has to make you wonder how it came to existence in the first place.
Dr. Tutela: Something we still don't have an answer to, What about SCP-AAI?
SCP-ABX: Bleegh! An object that summons slaves of those that reside within the Abyss. I'd destroy it if I ever got the chance.
Dr. Tutela: Noted... What's your opinion on SCP-ABQ?
SCP-ABX: Oh? The unsung hero of humanity? A rather fine Champion, I believe the Foundation made the right choice declaring him an ally rather than something else to be contained. I honestly hope that one day I will get to meet with him personally.
Dr. Tutela: Interesting, how about SCP-ACA?
SCP-ABX: ... Oh him...
Dr. Tutela: Yes we uh... We believe he might be a Dative that somehow survived the fall of the empire.
SCP-ABX: Actually, that isn't far off from the truth.
Dr. Tutela: Do you know what he is?
SCP-ABX: Yes, I heard stories of ancient Nälkä hunting him down for centuries out of prejudice. You see he was a bastard child, a child of both the Nälkä and the Davites.
Dr. Tutela: A hybrid?
SCP-ABX: Yes, or so the legend goes, though for all we know the story could be referring to a different creature and this SCP-ACA just happens to match the description. The stories describe a child with bat wings and skin as rotten as death. It killed its parents and killed all those it comes across. Feeding on their bodies to become whole again. A demon of death, and a fallen angle of torment, a true monster of the underworld.
Dr. Tutela: That certainly sounds like SCP-ACA. You might actually be on to something.
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Dr. Tutela: Let's move on, what about SCP-AFD?
SCP-ABX: The lifeblood of the god that turned himself into a planet? Hm... I suppose he's the only true god I will ever respect. He actually understood his children as individuals and not only gave them life but the power to evolve on their own and protect themselves. Though it was a little premature to kill himself by turning into a planet but then again, it's hard to understand the gods half the time anyways.
Dr. Tutela: You're not wrong, now what is your opinion on SCP-AXA?
SCP-ABX: Ah! The mystery of the millennia, something even my deepest and darkest exploits have been unable to reveal answers to. What is Vita Carnis? Is it a new plague created by Yaldabaoth? The final gift of Grand Karcist Ion? A mistake created by some ancient cult? A sick joke of some ancient god? Are they truly demons from an unknown ring of hell? Or are they the result of alien experiments? An answer we could find out together.
Dr. Tutela: If the O5 Council like your answers today they might consider it, however there are still many who hold a grudge after your last containment breach.
SCP-ABX: If you ever gave me a chance to meet them directly, I'm sure I could win over their hearts.
Dr. Tutela: … Not going to happen
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Dr. Tutela: Ahem, let's try to speed this up. What is your opinion on mutant parasitic plagues like SCP-AAA and SCP-AAD? or fungal monstrosities like SCP-ABZ and SCP-ABK?
SCP-ABX: Hm, not much, I personally find them boring but I'm sure any other Sarkite would revere them as forgotten gifts of Grand Karcist Ion or messiahs from beyond this earthly realm. The latter is more likely given two of them are actually confirmed aliens.
Dr. Tutela: You don't find any of them interesting? Not even SCP-ABK? We call it the blood of the Fae for a reason.
SCP-ABX: No, it's actually biologically possible for fungus to find certain irons toxic to touch. Also, blood of the Fae? Don't you think that's a bit of an exaggeration? The Fae were vicious monsters who could rip apart armies in minutes and perform Thaumaturgic spells just by thinking about it. I highly doubt that fungus has anything to do with those overpowered vermin.
Dr. Tutela: Hm... What is your opinion on anomalous plagues like SCP-AAY and SCP-AUX?
SCP-ABX: Oh? The Tyrant Virus, well frankly I originally thought it didn't like up to its name but I was sorely mistaken after getting better exposure.
Dr. Tutela: You've encountered it?
SCP-ABX: Haven't you heard? After Umbrella fell, Neo Umbrella started selling it en masse to buyers everywhere to earn their funding. One of my more influential followers happened to get her hands on some.
Dr. Tutela: ... Right. How could I forget?
SCP-ABX: Anyways it's a truly fascinating virus being able to consume the host faster than any medicine can react to it. It can even turn someone into a zombie in less than 20 seconds. Not to mention it's extremely adaptive. If it comes into contact with another virus or even a highly infectious bacteria it will devour the foreign plague and transform into a new virus. It's quite amazing really. Though as for SCP-AUX absolute garbage.
Dr. Tutela: Really? But it's also quite adaptive, make no mistake it almost destroyed the universe.
SCP-ABX: Of course it did, it was created by a chaos god.
Dr. Tutela: Oh yes, the Eye. Quite an unusual anomaly in that we have lots of claims of its existence but no concrete proof. I wonder if it's related to... Never mind.
SCP-ABX: The Iris?
Dr. Tutela: You know it?
SCP-ABX: It's kinda hard not to considering what that... THING has done to our world. If there's any relation between the two it's probably that they're siblings of some kind. I would think that Iris is the successful older brother and the hungry eye is like the disappointing younger sibling.
Dr. Tutela: But if that's the case then who are the parents?
SCP-ABX: Now that doctor, yet another question of the millennia. Though to answer your previous question SCP-AUX is garbage because it failed so easily. Also believe it or not I find it to be extremely unremarkable. 
Dr. Tutela: Hm, Last one, what is your opinion on SCP-001?
SCP-ABX: Which one? The real one? Or the others?
Dr. Tutela: ... whichever you want. Just don't say anything YOU KNOW will piss THEM off.
SCP-ABX: ... Understood. Well then, I will simply give my opinion... The real one is fake.
Dr. Tutela: Why do you think that?
SCP-ABX: I believe you told me to watch what I say, I feel it is unwise to go from there.
Dr. Tutela: Anything else you want to add?
SCP-ABX: Hm... I think I've said enough.
Dr. Tutela: Good.
***
Dr. Tutela: What Groups of Interest do you align best with the most?
SCP-ABX: Well-
Dr. Tutela: Before you answer, may I add, BESIDES the SCP Foundation.
SCP-ABX: Ah, well in that case... The Chicago Spectre.
Dr. Tutela: That's... surprising, care to elaborate?
SCP-ABX: Of course, my friend.
Dr. Tutela: Not your friend.
SCP-ABX: Hmph, anyways! We align well with them because of their lack of faith in anything other than themselves. Granted their plans are more grounded while we wish to ascend much higher. But in the end we have no reason to hate one another. Especially when we're both full of young and powerful individuals craving for the chance to show everyone how strong we are. I guess you could say it's a sort of spiritual bond within a generation.
Dr. Tutela: ... I... Sort of understand.
***
Dr. Tutela: What Group of Interest do you hate the most?
SCP-ABX: Ah! Not a hard one the butchers or as you call them the Global Occult Coalition.
Dr. Tutela: A lot of anomalous cults and organizations do, but I still am inclined to ask, why?
SCP-ABX: Their fools, why else?
Dr. Tutela: I agree with you but I'm afraid-
SCP-ABX: Of course, details, I apologize, ahem! They believe that in order to keep humanity safe, those of us that have been deemed "anomalous" must die. But the truth is that anomalous activity is just a part of evolution. Tell me you haven't noticed that the population of humans blessed and cursed by the gods has been growing as time goes on.
Dr. Tutela: Yeah, it has unfortunately.
SCP-ABX: And that's why I like your organization, you allow anomalies like me to better themselves and become assets to humanity's survival against those parasitic gods. Granted I'm still waiting for my opportunity to shine but for others like they really have become the stars of the Foundation have they not?
Dr. Tutela: We don't like using them the way we do, but no one can deny we would be dead many times without them.
SCP-ABX: And the Butchers hate you for it?
Dr. Tutela: Of course, what unites our organizations is that we agree humanity needs to evolve without the anomalies in order to be strong in a proper way. However, the GOC take it to the extreme by destroying every single one they come across. They think doing so protects humanity in the long run.
SCP-ABX: But as a result, they remain ignorant to the full nature and dangers to what lies beyond the anomalous veil.
Dr. Tutela: Not entirely they have created impressive weapons that even the Foundation can't hope to replicate but unfortunately that led them to believing that they can solve anything with a bigger gun.
SCP-ABX: And that's why me and many others' hate them, if they deem it unnecessary to life, they just kill it. They don't even utilize it in any shape or form. In fact, the best they ever do is tear it apart to use its pieces to make a bigger gun. Their butchers through and through, they boast about saving humanity from the shadows yet don't even bother to learn anything about their enemies. They are the worst kind of humans, and I'll laugh the day they're finally annihilated.
Dr. Tutela: ... moving on.
***
Dr. Tutela: Why does your organization limit yourselves to fusing tech and flesh? Why not use rituals from other religions?
SCP-ABX: Oh, we do. We just stick with Sarkic and Mekhanite practices most of the time due to them being what most of us are familiar with.
Dr. Tutela: Really? That's the only reason?
SCP-ABX: Pretty much. We allow others of different faiths to join us but there simply aren't that many outside of other Sarkites and Mekhanites or those similar.
Dr. Tutela: Huh... well I guess in that case I'll just go ahead and ask the next question. How large is your organization?
SCP-ABX: Oh, even before the recent increase in membership we've spanned quite large. Roughly, hm... the United States, Canada, China, South Korea, Japan, Russia, the United Kingdom, Ireland, Germany, India, Nigeria, Cameroon, Chad, and the Central African Republic. There might be other countries, but the membership is so low in them I tend to forget the names.
Dr. Tutela: Jesus, how have you managed to maintain such a large cult?
SCP-ABX: Power, as well as the promise for more. You'd be surprised how many people are willing to follow you if you have enough power.
Dr. Tutela: What about charisma and comradery?
SCP-ABX: Of course, those too, but without power nothing can be maintained for very long. People who are weak naturally flock to those that are stronger for the sake of protection. They'll even be willing to be the slaves of the strong if survival is a guarantee. But if you can give them their own power in exchange for extended services, they will die for whatever cause you give them. Fear and hope are good motivators but nothing motivates people more than the gift of power.
Dr. Tutela: Huh, you'd make a good O5 Council member.
SCP-ABX: I'll pretend that's a compliment and move on.
***
Dr. Tutela: Why do you keep insisting the Scriptures and the Foundation join forces?
SCP-ABX: We both want to protect humanity and all life on earth from the wrath of the gods.
Dr. Tutela: Granted, you're not wrong but we have many allies who are Mekhanites, even if we are willing to join you it would be a sign of betrayal against them.
SCP-ABX: Frankly the Church of Maxwellism can rot for all I care. You already heard my opinion on the butchers and the Horizon hmm… nah, they’d never accept us, the Eight Wings of Mekhane however... I believe if they gave us a chance, we could see how much in common our organizations have.
Dr. Tutela: Right…
SCP-ABX: But you! The SCP Foundation, if we combined our knowledge and resources together, we could create so many wonderful things to benefit humanity and kill the gods once and for all!
Dr. Tutela: So that's what you're after, our anomalies and the resources obtained from them.
SCP-ABX: Of course, don't you also seek to find greater power to save more lives? More power leads to more possibilities.
Dr. Tutela: We seek to control that power, so it doesn't get out of control. Your organization on the other hand seems to test its limit without regard to who dies and how.
SCP-ABX: Does the SCP Foundation not kill humans for the sake of more knowledge as well?
Dr. Tutela: That's different, we kill D-Class scumbags that are put on death row for their heinous crimes. We even do background checks to ensure they weren't screwed over by the government. They all deserve death, through and through. You on the other hand test your experiments on the young and desperate who just want purpose in life. It's baseless and cruel murder. Actually, murder might be considered a mercy compared to what you do to most of them.
SCP-ABX: Hmph, you got me there, but still, I do believe we both can benefit from an alliance.
Dr. Tutela: Can't reason with crazy...
***
Dr. Tutela: What is your opinion on the Reset?
SCP-ABX: I... I'm sorry, the what?
Dr. Tutela: Oh? You haven't heard of it?
SCP-ABX: I... No, I don't think so. What is it?
Dr. Tutela: Well... It's not exactly something I can describe but... supposedly it's something that affected us all one way or another.
SCP-ABX: Hm... I'm afraid nothing comes to mind, what makes you think I would know?
Dr. Tutela: Well to be honest I didn't know of it either. I just heard that most with anomalous status have heard of it.
SCP-ABX: I see, that's interesting. Does it have something to do with the gods?
Dr. Tutela: I... We don't know.
SCP-ABX: Oh, uh does it have anything to do with any SCP's
Dr. Tutela: All of them... I think?
SCP-ABX: Wow, an anomaly that even confuses the all-knowing SCP Foundation. Now I have seen everything.
Dr. Tutela: ... Uh... Okay we're getting a little off topic here, one last question.
SCP-ABX: Of course, my friend.
Dr. Tutela: Not your friend, Ahem! Now, SCP-ACC, the God Children as we call them. They are 5 children that we found in the base where you got into conflict with Mobile Task Force Zeus-1 "Conduits" Division "Video". Furthermore SCP-ACC-5 was involved in that little break out of yours. What do you know of these children?
SCP-ABX: Oh them! Do you like them? They are the living fruits of my labor!
Dr. Tutela: I beg your pardon?
SCP-ABX: They are the result of my research on the old gods. For years through experimentation, artificial rituals, and gathering power from the old ones. They are quite marvelous, aren't they?
Dr. Tutela: I wouldn't really say that considering how many people SCP-ACC-5 killed.
SCP-ABX: The devoted little goober. Where is he by the way? I highly doubt your Foundation killed him.
Dr. Tutela: He's at a different site and has been forced into a medically induced coma.
SCP-ABX: ... I see.
Dr. Tutela: The others have been sent to different Foundation sites as well with various degrees of complexity regarding their containment. But frankly that's all you need to know, now answer the question, what are these children?
SCP-ABX: As I explained, they are the result of the work of both me and my children. They are essentially the beginning of the end; they are the first step to building the army.
Dr. Tutela: The army? What kind of army?
SCP-ABX: The last army to ever exist! The army of new gods to kill the old ones! We will rise as an endless legion! Endless power, endless numbers, and endless possibilities. The old gods will know fear and death and we will know only victory! Then... Oh, then my dear Doctor... we will ALL be gods!
Dr. Tutela: ... Understood, thank you for your time SCP-ABX.
SCP-ABX: Of course, may your harvest bear fruit my loyal follower.
Dr. Tutela: I'm not your follower SCP-ABX, so long as I wear this anti-Cognito hazard helmet your Hypnotic abilities will do nothing to me.
SCP-ABX: [unintelligible]
Dr. Tutela: What was that?
SCP-ABX: Nothing. Goodbye my dear friend!
Dr. Tutela: ... I see.
Recording Ends
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Final Report form Dr. Tutela
"SCP-ABX has a lot more knowledge on the SCP Foundation than we realized, it's kinda terrifying about what he said on SCP-001 as well. Though I'm quite surprised he didn't know anything about the Reset, well no matter. At least now we know why they want to join us so bad and frankly it should have been obvious. It's the same thing everyone wants from us, our SCPs.
Of course, we would benefit from having an alliance with such a powerful cult, but the point still stands that they are dangerous for humanity and possibly all of reality. There are just too many drawbacks to joining them with the main point being they are too reckless with their experiments and yes coming from a Foundation researcher that says a lot!
Still though, what was that thing SCP-ABX said when the interview was over? Did he cast a spell or something? I don't think anything happened, but I can't help but feel worried. I'll be seeing a metaphysician after my report is done just in case. The last thing we all need is another containment breach caused by him."
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