#AN OPPORTUNITY

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

I got through an entire D&D session set in a cave city where all the buildings are carved out of/built onto stalactites & stalagmites without telling my players my helpful joke about how to remember the difference between those two.

#i am Itching for one of them to ask me the difference/get in wrong #an opportunity #self control #it's gonna happen tho #d&d

[peculiary]

Inferno #4 January 5, 2022

#an opportunity #an opportunity has presented itself #a certain #certain opportunity

[a-hazbin-reader]

My little OC (may or may not have made a request hinting at him) 🫣

Onyx Ozzyborne is a Ram Hybrid who died around the same time as Al (a little after). He has short, fluffy, brown hair and blue eyes. He’s also FTM

He’s a singer, much like Frank Sinatra, and  was big at back alley Speakeasys.  

He was born around 1895-ish and grew up in New York. He had to move to get more business since people there didn’t really like him, thus his staying in New Orleans. 

(Totally an OC I ship with Al, sorry lol. My headcannon was that Al and Onyx may have gotten married in 1925, but definitely not confirmed cause it was the early 1900’s)

He was good friends with Rosie but hasn’t seen her since he died. She introduced him to Alastor

He died on February 14th, 1932. 

He went on a hunting trip with his father. One of his dad’s hunting buddy’s, who went along with them, didn’t like onyx’s father very much and tried to stab him but stabbed Onyx Instead. 

Onyx appeared in Hell with a Ram appearance (Horns, Ears, Tail, and Hoofs) cause of how hard headed/determined he was.

He gained a branching power where he could produce vine like things from the ground that look like black branches. Idk how to explain it well lol

His demon form is basically how Garbiel’s face looks in Mandela Catalog (with the creepy eyes) and his voice gets really loud—like microphone feedback.

He’s also a singer in hell and convinced Al to let him work at the hotel as ‘entertainment’.  

He has his own little stage in the dinning hall >:)

thank you for reading all of this! :D 

(He was very much inspired by Frank Sinatras Songs ‘Rain in My Heart’ and ‘My Way of Life’)

NOT THE MANDELA CATALOG

#ugh all these singing #ocs you all got #I MISSED #AN OPPORTUNITY #I LOVE HIM #LOVE THE DESIGN FOR HIM #LOVE THE MUSIC CHOICE #LOVE HIM

[applesfallingfromblondehair]

Alright listen here:

I have a job opportunity for someone from Team Ross who doesn't mind getting spoiled the rest of the story

the pay is nonexistent but (I hope) the satisfaction will make up for it

the only thing you need to do is provide me with extensive feedback, but if you're a writer yourself/are able to give me suitable suggestions it's definitely a plus

I just really need help, please, thanks, love you ❤️

#writing #looking for somebody (to help) #ilydym #team ross #an opportunity

[borntodoll]

two more hours TWO!!!

#im ravenous #my stomach #started growling #at 12 #i don’t normally eat #around that time #so it was weird #it’s almost three so just two hours #till we go get something to eat #there was #an opportunity #to eat a donut #but i passed #i was tempted #then someone #ate the donut i wanted TT

[allo-frouto]

I won't watch you fold , I will fold you so your knees touch your shoulders

Time to work on my flexibility I guess.

#<3 #an opportunity #just #arose #oof

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity. #Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all. #Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure. #I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem - #I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time. #So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*. #I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much. #Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

#anyway it’s still a couple years away #but man im so fucking excited for my 30s!!!!!!!!! #i made it!!! #i survived!!! #so many people never got the opportunity to be 30 #im gonna enjoy every fucking second of it! #sulley speaks #sorry my coworker said something really rude to me lol #it struck a nerve

[passerkirbius]

So, there's a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.

And I get it! What's the point of voting if there's no one to vote for?

The thing is, I'm Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don't get to sit out our elections, and I'll be real honest with you - we don't exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there's no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there's always someone to vote against.

Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I'll tell you, there's something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don't get that option - you get to mark one person, and that's it.

That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don't even think about who that vote's going towards, that's not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone's election day!

#politics #american politics #voting #australian voting #if you can't be proud be petty #your vote can always fuck up a politician's day #why would you ever give up such an opportunity?

[wrishwrosh]

one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week

#i didnt like lettuce as a kid #but now as a grown up with a full time job i have the glorious opportunity to pay $14 for very delicious lettuce #im havin a shit week but damn if that salad cant fuckin caesar

[pigswithwings]

above all else a trans woman is a person. above all else a trans women is a woman who goes to the same grocery store as you and buys fruits in the same grocery cart as you and goes home and eats her dinner the same as you. above all else a trans woman is a woman who dresses like you do and talks the same way you do. above all else a trans woman is a woman who wants to be cared about the same way you want to be cared about and a trans woman is a woman who makes friends the same way you make friends. above all else you should care about trans women because they are people. treat her as such.

#pig originals #im so fucking tired. right now. let me know if something here doesnt make sense or whatever but god damn #its always the fucking singling out of transfem people i just. want everyone to have a normal life #i want everyone to have the chance to worry over their clothes or whatnot not whether. they're going to be respected as Actual Human Beings #i want us all to have the opportunity to live quiet happy lives forever #can we fucking do it!!!!! ahh!! ahh im going to explode

[rish-you-were-here]

Happy pride

#this is actually a redraw from a while back #i realized there was the perfect toph joke and i squandered my opportunity so i was morally obligated to try again #also the first time people got mad that i said yaoi so heres hoping a 2024 audience will like it more #atla #avatar the last airbender #avatar #aang #katara #zuko #sokka #ty lee #avatar mai #toph #kataang #zukka #mailee

[pangur-and-grim]

Grim and Belphegor had an illegal meeting, so I'm allowing them to legally meet

#I have to open the door slowly so I dont crush him like an ant #and he uses this opportunity to sprint through the gap

[proskatersora]

#bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #im not a girl and i dont have a pc but i saw an opportunity

[softestaries]

Lady Danbury: is something going on between you and my brother?

Violet: remember that time you fucked my dad?

#help they're so messy i love them #bridgerton #lady danbury #violet bridgerton #she has the opportunity to do the funniest thing #and i'm begging her to take it #bridgerton season 3 #bridgerton s3 #bridgerton spoilers

[apollos-olives]

before october 7th this blog was a meme page btw.

#don't you think it's so odd how so many palestinians on tumblr were just minding their own business and having fun #and all of a sudden the genocide started and we started dedicating all our time #to helping and start educating people #only for people to start questioning us and harassing us in the most parasocial ways #and now about half of us are deciding not to share about our personal lives or our interests anymore #because we can't be granted the opportunity to actually have personalities outside of our suffering. #a look into our personal lives is a privilege and all of you abused it #all of this is due to the fact that none of you consider us as actual human beings #even if you're “allies” to the palestinian cause. you still dehumanize us to hell and back #i wish you all could see me as someone who is just like you.