#AND they slept together

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

so in my hc jensen and bryce don't get together officially in hawaii. BUT bryce does go through this whole speech

and then, bryce an his demi ass self, just sits there quietly. jensen is waiting for him to say literally anything else and before he can question it bryce changes the subject and tells jensen that his outfit to the wedding was pretty. swag, even. just ABSOLUTELY fumbles it it the worst way possible

but its bc he's freaking out bc he's never felt like that before. he's never been in love, never had someone so patient and understanding of him. this is his first time realizing it, and his heart is beating fast and his face is red amd all he can think about is jensen every minute of the day and would die to see him even once while he's at work and wants to spend every minute outside of work w him. and now you'd think he'd realize he was in love. but this is demiro bryce who doesn't know he's demiro and has never felt this before. but yk what it feels like? obsession. crazy stalkery creepy obsession. and bryce is fully completely convinced he is actually a fucking serial killer who is scarily obsessed w jensen

so instead of trying to explain to jensen that he makes him nervous and he thinks about him all the time and cares about everything he has to say, he tells him his outfit is nice and then quietly contemplates about how he is most certainly crazy and obsessed w jensen and that it would scare him if he told him that

eventually everything works out, but let me tell you, bryce will be embarrassed about it for the rest of their lives, and jensen will be sure to make fun of him about it for the rest of their lives

#bryce fumbled the biggest play of his life and he needs to be reminded of it weekly #jensen finds it hilarious #but in the moment he was absolutely confused af #bryce just poured his heart out to him #AND they slept together #and his grand conclusion is 'oh yeah cool fit btw' #bryce lahela × jensen valentine #jensen valentine #bryce lahela #open heart #open heart mc #open heart choices #choices open heart

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: There's a possibility you have two fathers *laughs* and there's nothing bad with having two dads, ok? One of them - one of them is a man called Luzu, and the other one is a man called Wilbur. How does that sound, son? Now we're gonna have to choose and find out which one of them is gonna be your dad.

Tilin: *puts down a sign*

Quackity: Let's see, what does it say? Move, move son I can't read it.

Tilin's sign: I'm la tres leches?

Quackity:

#Quackity #Tilin #QSMP #how do I frickin translate this #in like. the most non-graphic way possible #Basically calling Tilin a tres leches implies that Q slept around a lot #because tres leches is a sponge cake that's made with 3 kinds of milk basically #and you know. the implications. #I'm sure you can piece together the rest

[s0fter-sin]

i need ghoap frantically making out against a door finally taking the leap on their feelings. need ghost grinding against soap, expecting to find him just as hard as him, only to feel nothing

and in all his wisdom and experience, he concludes soap was tortured and never told him

he’s trying to think of a delicate way to say he understands, that he’s been through it and it doesn’t change anything about how he feels (and who the fuck touched him so he can hunt them down and rend them limb from limb)

meanwhile trans!soap’s just trying to find the best angle to grind his cunt on ghost’s thigh

just it never even entering ghost’s head bc he’s never known a trans person but he has met plenty of people who’ve been tortured - himself included - so of course that’s his logical leap

soap takes off his shirt and he sees his top surgery scars and ghost asks if he wants him to kill the one who did it and soap just hums like, “actually, man did pretty good, they healed real well,” and ghost’s just teary-eyes with awe at how well he’s coping, “looking on the bright side, that’s my johnny.”

imagine he thinks johnny was fully castrated but sees he’s determined to still have a sex life with him so he buys packers and straps to help him bc hell yeah healing and soap’s just like, “holy shit i’ve never had such a thoughtful partner before, such a sweet man, lt.”

#he a little confused but he got the spirit #its so good bc it can be super angsty of ghost really dreading whats been done to his sergeant and trying to make it right #or just go full crack treated seriously and have fun with it #i love just completely oblivious ghost #in any military context hes the smartest guy in the room #he always knows the play and has more experience than anyone #but stick him in the normal world? man is Lost #ghost just thinks hes had some kind of reconstruction surgery after being tortured and accepts thats what johnny looks like #bc hes never seen a pussy before #it takes years for soap to actually come out to him bc he just never thought to #hes seen him naked theyve literally slept together what else is there for him to say #then he shows him like a family album or something and ghosts just like ‘why arent you in any of these i only see girls’ #and he just goes ‘hang on a second’ #soap gets one of his sporadic periods one night and panics a little thinking it would weird ghost out or remind him that hes not cis #but ghost just thinks its a normal part of such a thorough reconstruction that hed bleed sometimes #and doesnt question it when soap grabs a pad out of his drawer bc ‘thats such a good way of handling the discharge my johnnys so smart’ #just really supportive ghost for the wrong reasons #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #we’re a team. ghost team #soapghost #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #john soap mactavish #soap cod

[gunstellations]

gentle mornings

#alternatively titled - when your papas have the audacity to cuddle without you #kazurei #buddy daddies #i like to think they didnt really do cuddles much except when rei has a rough night and kazukis warmth and safety is the only thing that #can let him get rid of the anxiety and nightmares #he wouldnt ask for it #it would be kazuki dragging him to bed at first #rei reluctantly but in his weakened will the times hes slept together with miri and kazuki has been the times hes somehow always #managed to go out like a light as soon as his head hits the pillow #even he himself doesnt understand and he doesnt attempt to and he doesnt realise #that its safety and warmth and protection and peace #and thats the only reason he would let himself be dragged to bed #but #eventually when you have had the taste of something so good in the place of chilling nightmares and restless darkness that feels no less #safer than the light #your heart becomes indulgent #and rei will gently and wordlessly ask for an invite to the warmth again #its fulfilling and blissful when the three of them are together #but with just kazukis body enveloping him against the night its a different kind of comfort. even in his sleep he would clutch onto it #thats a tangent right there huh.....anyway. miri would be absolutely betrayed in the morning when she finds them snuggled up #she gets her cuddle time with her papas too then #one big pile of a warm and happy family #yes this is pre relationship yes they would do that yes it is possible #if you got this far thanks i guess jajdjfjs ill hopefully colour this soon but i dont know really so im putting it up here #my art

[ohitslen]

Sharing a blanket

Request by @volaenii ✨

Accidentally incorporated this to my uni au oopsieeees

#maybe I got a lil too excited and ended up doing this whole thing #it just kept escalating OWSGHII hope this suffices #enough angsty stuff let’s bring out the silly stuff #they are so stupid I love them sm uGHH #the context is that they just moved in and they have barely any belongings #they have blankets but the idiots washed them all without considering the fact that they sun dry their stuff #so they only have 1 blanket for both of them until the rest dries off and the house is so cold at night #they’re fighting for it. but this happened. and it was so warm and comfy they ended up too relaxed and slept too much #this happens at least once a month until they eventually settle into just sleeping together when that happens eventually #imagine Kni finding out about this #I want to do those images where ppl cover themselves with random shit bc there wasn’t a blanket but with this two petty mfs #trigun #vash the stampede #trigun stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #trigun fanart #vash #wolfwood #nicholas trigun #lenssi draws #Trigun Uni! AU

[lavenderhayes12]

me when fated soulmates

#get ready for so many tags #zolu #kagehina #bokuaka #shuggy #asanoya #lestappen #galex #literally so many others #i just love narrative foils #doomed by the narrative is OUT #gently crafted together for each other by the narrative is IN #ineffable husbands #THE NARRATIVE #I FORGOT SATOSUGU #satosugu #in my defense #i havent slept

[possiblyawesometmblr]

#i cannot be the only one who thought this #she's so put together #he looks like he hasn't slept in eight weeks #hold this photo up and i can hear the doctor phil this is your man quote #yes. yes it is #fnaf #fnaf movie #mike afton #mike schmidt #vanessa fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf trailer

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

weeee more fantasy au doodles

#ft. the chanel boots <3 #or. wait. what's a pun on chanel incorporating either 'demon' or 'patron' #cha... chahell... patronel... no that just sounds like citronella #whatever doesnt matter its 6 am i havent slept and i have a low grade migraine I Cant Pun Right Now #on another note i gave poppy a lil neck corset bc. uh. runs away #and her little sling for carrying wally in puppet form! keeping him safe and secure! #and of course barnaby & wally snuggles <3 #yall would not BELIEVE how many doodles i have of them cozy together. its absurd #its just! the size difference i have stuck in my brain is Perfect for wally curling around barnaby's big ol head! #and also Perfect for barnaby holding wally like a stuffed animal! #your honor i love them! #wh fantasy au #scribble salad #I LOVE WALLY'S TALL ASS BOOTS #he needed some HOOVES #and a couple of extra inches. i imaging that while wearing them he's as tall as if not taller than julie/sally #little man on stilts... #and his apple belt! his Eye Shirt! #its not often i so thoroughly enjoy my own outfit design but i think i really did go off with this one

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s live-streaming what was supposed to be an arts and crafts kind of thing but has now devolved to him and Robin realizing a little too late into their arm wrestling competition that they both had superglue on their hands.

They’re trying to pull their hands apart without one of them losing a layer of skin when Steve, who is off-screen but way too close to the camera to not be overheard: You know, we could have married each other and avoided all of this.

Nancy, also off-camera: I could have married Jonathan.

Steve: I could have married Jonathan.

#Steve: * unintentionally fueling the rumors that he and Jonathan slept together* #also Steve: *thinking about how he could’ve met Anne Hathaway if he was married to Jonathan* #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson #nancy wheeler #robin buckley

[sugar-tooth]

he found out about her tattoo <3

bonus-

sorry it’s so messy (click for better quality) !! finals are pulling me by the hair rn but I needed these goofs outta my system

#god they are so. #stupid #I like to think that he didn’t notice it when they slept together at prom #cus he was too happy she was doing it with him #then he found out and he thinks it’s the funniest (cutest) shit on the planet #also they def get matching tattoos at somepoint #joanfk #clone high #clone high reboot #clone jfk #clone joan

[tangledinink]

[through gritted teeth] they are twins and they are HAPPY and SAFE and TOGETHER, do you understand me--

#incredibly lazy doodle but i wanted to make something CUTE goddammit #disaster twins #turtle tots #tmnt #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise leo #rise donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #this is technically also canon to sorrywhatnowau lmao #slept together in a fuckin box for the first two years of their lives

[amethyst-halo]

started doodling to rework my designs and got silly with it a lil

#trolls #trolls 3 #trolls band together #dreamworks trolls #trolls floyd #trolls clay #trolls bruce #trolls branch #trolls john dory #trolls poppy #sketch's sketches #branch and jd kinda stayed the same tbh im not sure how i wanna change them yet #hi. i slept all day by accident. its 5 pm

[bombusbombus]

Dad's cringe coworker

#slapped this together on the plane ride home #undescribed #my art #ted kord #blue beetle #nightwing #sorry for the reupload #Ted and Babs could never date bc Ted would put her dad in a glue trap/shave off his moustache while he slept etc etc #I am SO jet lagged. I cannot tell if this is fynny or tasteful but maybe my subconsioculs is funnier than me

[ezioauditore-s]

local himbo unaware his best friend is 🌈🌈

#assassins creed #Assassin's Creed #acedit #dailygaming #gamingedit #lgbtvideogames #ac brotherhood #ac black flag #ezio auditore #edward kenway #mary read #james kidd #leonardo da vinci #myedit #this is funnier if you headcanon that theyve already slept together

[delta-piscium]

the real reason Steve brings a date to a high school basketball game for a high school he doesn’t even go to anymore is because the one time Nancy went with him the team won and his sports superstitions kicked in and he can’t just risk Lucas losing because of him not having a date, so he will take on the burden and ridicule of being the guy who graduated and drags new dates to games all in the name of not upsetting the delicate intricacies of rituals in sports

#i am so obsessed with him bringing a date to that game like i think about it constantly #because like wasn’t it a first date? or at least one of the firsts? absolutely insane behavior to me #okay i can see it being normal if it’s just ‘we’re both going wanna go together?’ buT that’s less fun to me #also weird sports superstitions steve is so real and true to me #god i love sports people with their little rituals i’m obsessed #coming out of the woodworks with this absolute mess of a post like i’m sorry this is all i have #it is 6am and i have not slept so i apologize for if my wording is messy here #stranger things #steve harrington #dels stranger things thoughts

[deluweil]

The last person I met who wore this kind of suit (on his hetero wedding day no less) was divorced and gay 6 months later... just saying. 👀

#spoilers he also slept with my gay best friend lmao he only told me about it recently about the sleeping together part i mean #this is such a gay!Eddie shout out #eddie diaz #ryan guzman #still hot #buddie #911 spoilers #911 speculation #911 abc