#ASK ME IF I'M OK LMAOOOOOO

[amiharana]

It’s been a year daddy

guess who's home from getting the milk 💪🍼💥

#ask #noraiir-arts #daddy's back to feed their children #this is not entirely true i'm on the verge of collapse #however today was my last day of finals everybody cheer!!! #my laptop is being a bitch and won't let me type emojis #thank you to everyone was kind and supportive of my inactivity you are seen and heard and appreciated #i am still burned the fuck out so bad after this terrible semester #but hopefully i can write a cute little revalink thang again soon :> #stay tuned amihan nation i shall rise again i love you all dearly #ok gn i only got 1 hour of sleep last night studying for my ochem and bio lab finals LMAOOOOOO

[tojikai]

After rereading chpt.6 and reading chp.7 I now i have More Thoughts. Fuckin amazing work as always, thx for gifting us this story!! Get some rest, give urself a break and some love for a little but, we'll happily wait for ya 😚😚💕💕💕

Y/N -- chpt. 6 still has me frustrated as hell but after reading some other asks and ur responses b4 going back, her responses make a lot more sense now. She's still super hurt about everything and is just doing her best to survive it and make it through with Yui happy and healthy (although I'm still so confused about why Toji's comment about Yui was so bad, like legit could u or another anon explain?). LOVE the end of their convo in chpt.7, it didn't wrap up neatly. They both acknowledge that they need work on things and that they'll each try their best, loveitloveitloveit. Still very much a Y/N x Toji supporter 😊😊😊

Toji -- OK now I see how often he compared Y/N to his wife lols, she was totally valid, but he still has a point, she's not really thinking about his pov. Like yes, Gojo's alive and his wife is dead but that doesn't mean his feelings and reactions are any less (which she acknowledges, Y/N is so emotional aware and rational, love that for her). Ngl, seeing that they left Yui's pacifier in the house scared me so bad, felt like thos scenes in horror movies where they go back into danger💀💀💀 I honestly don't know how to feel about the future convo, but they're both decently aware of any possible consequences so I don't thinks it will be toooo bad.

Naomi -- FUCK Naomi me and my homies HATE Naomi 🦅🦅🦅📢📢📢📢

The Evil Stepmother -- how dare u make me feel and inkling of pity for her with that last section of the convo btwn her and her husband 😭😭😭😭

The Loving Father -- LMAOOOOOO NOT HIM GOING THROUGH ALMOST THE EXACT SAME THING AS GOJO PFFFFT LIKE FSTHER LIKE SON. no but fr love this man, he did not hesitate to support and love his boy fuckyefuckyeguckye

hiiii thank u so much !! and to answer your question, yn didn't like what toji said abt yui bc that's a painful memory to her, even now that she knows that satoru didn't mean it. her situation that time was one she absolutely doesn't want to remember at all. it's like toji used her weakness against her. and yepp, both toji and yn got points, considering their individual situation. and i really enjoyed writing satoru's dad, i hope that cleared up his rs w satoru's mom more!! anwww i really appreciate your thoughts<33 hope you're doing great~

#🍭—kaitalks #f: sundered

[solstheimtxt]

Ahhhh ok ok imma go with my GIRLS, Ellie/Nyoka for the WIP game 👀

HELL YEAH IM SO EXCITED tysm for the ask <3 <3 this started as a wip for a oneshot to get my groove on how they interact/maybe start the canon run au for them, but idk snippet is under the cut! :3c

In retrospect, they probably should talk about this at some point. 

Ellie kisses a line down Nyoka's throat, vodka fueling the blood thrumming in her veins. They've both lost count on how many they consumed, and the flirty lines and dirty looks they were throwing each other, egging each other on in a game of gay chicken. She presses her body up to Nyoka, shoulder to shoulder, hands roaming.

"My room."

"What, you bothered by Frieda? She is dead, y'know."

Ellie shakes her head. "No, I mean, yeah, actually. But uh…" she pauses, and opens Nyoka's door. There's a faint, but rhythmic thumping on the other side, followed by a groan. "My room?"

Nyoka frowns. "You do have a point. Lead the way."

She pulls the hunter into her room, presses her up against the door as it slides shut, lips pressed back to skin, leaving gentle bites along the way. The ascot goes first, leaving the long white ribbon on the floor, grabbing at gloves and belts, holsters dropped onto the floor carelessly.

Nyoka pushes her back and Ellie stumbles, as she's picked up and tossed on the bed, a reminder of Nyoka's strength from carrying around a heavy machine gun all day.

"Rapt got your tongue? You're all red, and I'm pretty sure that ain't from the alcohol." She smirks, peeling Ellie's jacket off and pulling it and her gloves to the floor. She sits astride on Ellie's thighs and grasps her jaw in calloused hands, kisses her open-mouthed.

"Nah, just thinking." 

Nyoka smiles wide. "Then I ain't doin' my job right. Relax, don't gotta think."

Ellie pulls at the clasps of Nyoka's quilted jacket, and tries to pull it off as its owner continues the liplock, smoothing her hands down Nyoka's muscled arms, trying to peel off the second layer and struggling, before Nyoka's hands join hers in unbuttoning the waistcoat and shirt underneath, sliding it onto the floor.

"You ever get tired of wearing so many layers?"

"Keeps me warm in the cold. Not used to living on a temp-controlled ship, unlike a certain pirate." She says with no bite.

"Well excuse me." Ellie snarks.

"Oh, you're excused." Nyoka rolls Ellie onto her side and joins her, pressed chest to chest on the small mattress, grabs a handful of her butt and pulls her as close as she can manage.

"Y'know, if you want me to move, you can just ask."

"I know. More fun this way, I know you like it when I'm hands on anyways."

Ellie scoffs and rolls her eyes, only slightly bothered that Nyoka's so perceptive. It's common that Ellie forgets that the often drunk woman who totters around the ship is an incredibly skilled, insanely strong hunter, partially responsible for keeping Monarch roads clear enough to pass on. How easy it'd be for her to crush Ellie with her hands-yet controlled and elegant enough to bring her to a gentle climax.

Nyoka snaps her fingers and Ellie breaks out of her thoughts. "Earth to Ellie? You feelin' ok?"

"Yeah."

There's a look of concern on Nyoka's face. "Y'know, if you ain't feelin'-" Ellie trails her fingers down the hunter's stomach, to her belt, unbuckling it quickly and stopping her sentence in her tracks. She smirks and sits up, yanking her pants down her muscled legs and tosses them across the room, leaving her in her underwear and undershirt. Ellie sinks down, kisses along her breasts and ribs, pushing the hem up to her collarbones, continuing down to her groin.

AAAAnd theres the end i havent continued bc it takes me a year and a half to get ppl fucking lmaoooooo

#nsft #wip #fic wip

[thevirtueofdeceit]

My dearest audience~! Are you ready for the next act?

Heyhey! I'm a silly little fictionkin on the interwebs, i think you can tell who my id is...

names: Lace, Star, and of course, Shadow Milk (or Shadow)

prns: They/It/Lace/Dough/Jest/Fool/Sin/Goof (and other neos but im fitting w/ the theme shh)

Not ok w/ doubles, thx. Have a nice day if you fit that criteria, tho <3

No set dni but i block freely, i am a minor though.

Cookie run brainrot hitting hard lmaoooooo

i swear like a sailor

im very anxious and paranoid so use tonetags w/ me and maybe dont dm unless u really wanna talk (or we're close)

ehh theres probs more things im forgetting

Tags ~

Dart Throw ; Reblogs

Breath of Fire ; Self indulgent things (Moodboards/Stimboards, icons, etc etc)

Circus Ball Roll ; Kin rambles

Ring of Fire ; Things ive requested/asked

Congratulations! ; Answering the ask box

#shadow milk cookie kin #shadow milk cookiekin #cookie run kin #cookie run kingdom kin #fictionkin #intro

[inchidentally]

tricky asks below to keep out of tags!

ok so full disclosure I do still ship them in an rpf way from their season together lasgfjlsaghfjl but absolutely, in reality I fully agree their dynamic was big brother and baby brother back then. they're definitely friends in an equals way now and I do like that Lando exerts a lot of confidence now and isn't just Carlos' satellite.

and no worries at all about me leaving the ship I'm honestly just not engaging for a while until pls god the larrying calms down. before Oscar that was my main hardcore rpf ship and I also love the real life friendship Carlos and Lando have. but if ever there was going to be a ship to cause a Kraken-type upset in F1 it's carlando. there's wayyyy too many ppl who are loudly convinced it's a real thing and about the same amount of ppl who think Lando's friendships should be ranked in order of "importance" to him. which would leave only Max F at the top so I guess by their reasoning carlando was fucked before it even started lmaoooooo

oh babe don't bother trying to bring logic into this!!!

I... don't know what this is supposed to be referencing bro? the quote was that people shouldn't assume that guys are friends just bc they're teammates so he didn't like, say that Charles and Carlos aren't? also this was all to do with the personal beef he has w Esteban so I think if he was deciding to say that Carlos and Charles hate each other it would've made waves??

and I gotta remind folks that galex seem to be the only two drivers who are friends the same during the season and off of it. I haven't looked crazy deep into the other friendships but pretty sure none of them really hang much in the off season?

fr I do not get them going after Oscar the way they did Luisinha and now Rebecca (and I'm assuming Isa). it's one type of crazy to hate on real life partners over delulu shit but to start doing that to a guy in another rpf ship??? poor Oscar is just standing there not doing anything and they're alternating between him being carlando ship captain or saying he will NEVER be Carlos to Lando.

oh my goddddd

like

how can someone want their fandom experience to be constantly getting enraged at reality intruding on a ship that I swear to god never had the remotest plausibility anyway???? considering they stopped existing to each other for the winter months apart from a little press during covid and Carlos was practically engaged to Isa the entire time like ???????

your ask and another I got (but won't post) was from today/yesterday so I'm guessing it was them seeing Carlos and Rebecca apartment hunting in Monaco has set off some fireworks. I saw a cute photo of Carlos and Rebecca chatting w Lando at the Netflix Cup thing and the comments were calling Rebecca the Steve in the situation. Lando literally is talking to the real life couple and that ain't enough to break the delulu.

anyway folks, that's why we look after Lily's remote presence in fandom. gotta keep the shit flying around trying to stick somewhere else lol

#inchreplies #never sure how to tag these but I guess gossip? wank? idk

[ennaku-sirri-da]

TAMIL BOTCHES HEADCANONS!!!!! (AU)

( Plaintext: Tamil botches headcanons!!!)

Because EVERYONE.

[ ID: Closeup of Jimothan Botch from Smile For Me the game's moustache. It is large and curling upwards. End ID]

YOU TELLING ME THIS MOUSTACHE ISNT SOUTH INDIAN!?😭( sobbing emoji)

( Plaintext: You telling me this moustache isnt south indian!?😭( sobbing emoji) )

--

VANNAKA.....No one says that informally XD (laughing emote) so ..instead...

Hiiii Machi!

Eppa ennadu kadhaia kellunga! ( Now, hear my story!)

OK, first of all, Jimothan Botch isn't ACTUALLY his birth name. He changed it. Why, you ask? Well he watched a crapton of Westerns in the theatres of Chennai in his youth, roaming about with his gang. He was so impressed with those rope-slingin' cowboys, he EVOLVED INTO..

JIMOTHAN "BIG BADONKERHONKEROS" BOTCH

He thought it was cool OKAY?!!!

As for Parsley well it all went wrong when they named the dog Senthilkumaran and him Parsley. Whoops! Can't change what the dog answers to. It's a Kanni breed. His Mom really likes the silly name too so it sticks.

[ ID: Photo of a brown and black Kanni dog, a sighthound breed that is very lanky and long with a curving stomach and elongated snout. End ID]

I like to think that's like the dog in that one ingame poster but HEJDGG

Either way the dog keeps appearing around the Habiticians even if they're in different places, suspiciously before significant events, like an omen. It remains to be seen if Tim Tam and their "shortcuts"( AKA TELEPORTING) is somehow involved in this.

On account of Parsley continuing to be a difficult child for Jim to raise though, for his shark-like biters, explosive hellfire surge Moments( due to demonic heritage on his Mama's side ) as well as his thieving tendencies etc-- He calls Pars "Rowdy Ranga" sometimes, MY MOM CALLS ME THAT LMAOOOOOO

Since his Mom's a Carnivorous Ungulate Monsterthing I think it'd be SO SWEET if she called him like " attukutti " in rare affectionate moments. That means " goat kid" :] ( smile emote)

--

Yeah, Parsley had it kind of Rough too. His Mom( I'm still figuring out her 'human' name. Her real one would make mortal's tongues go mad twisting in their mouths trying to form a language they were never meant to speak ) and Dad( or "Appa" HEEHE. Hes just a. Guy. Who coincidentally keeps crushing for vampires and demons I GUESS ) really fell into a disaster of a time raising him. They could never agree on what he should do, how he should be raised, where he should go, what to learn...

An example of that is that his Mom is Extremely Stern, being a prosecutor in The Underworld Court and stuff where things are generally corrupt and sometimes draconian. She's been trying to make a change in it, and that requires that sort of strength. Jim, though, Jim is casual and forgiving to the point where his kid later grows up to be a callous ( and packed with guilt for it. You know whats in that ham's suitcase? Baggage. ) sort, having spent much time with him.

So yeah, his parents split( though they were not married), and Pars' core of self hatred due to it never quite heals fully.

--

I'm kind of getting off course but BACK TO IT

But yeah Parmesan Bunches does a lot of stuff ( forgery of papers, still stealing stuff, lying whenever, procrasinating for extremely long times to everyone's detriment, bribing etc...TBH it's not like EXTREMELY bad stuff. It's just that taking this route a lot causes problems anyway, and in this case gives him low self- confidence ) that'd make his parents Displeased in the process of trying to build his own identity through all that turmoil and be independent for himself, though he buckles under his own pressure as well. Sure he's winning every case he takes on through the shady means. But at what cost??

He's got Enemies. And Mom's one of them.

[ This is all still W.I.P BTW so as I get more info things may change!]

Jimothan at most shows his disappointment and expecting an apology through a tried and true tradition.....

"No earthquake felt in my house. The tectonic plates know very well that if they shift a little, my mom will place Rava upma in them as well."

-- courtesy of @i-hate-upma

(Plaintext: "No earthquake felt in my house. The tectonic plates know very well that if they shift a little, my mom will place Rava upma in them as well." -- courtesy of @ i-hate-upma )

That's right. BEHOLD. The only Edible food Jimbo can make.

[ ID: Photo of Upma, a thick porridge packed with vegetables, lentils, nuts, herbs etc. It looks like a somewhat solid lump. End ID]

CRY CRY. It's UPMA!

I'm kind of sad he'll never be able to taste the goodness that is Curry instead BUTTT since he's friends with Kamal, and highly likely he's visited his house-- He can get some Paro Manxho( Pigeon meat curry) there.. it's not exactly chicken but hot curry is hot curry! I've heard it is hard to make and since they're in the US, the ingredients would be harder to procure too. I'm sure Pars is flattered someone would take all that trouble, jsjsahsjsjd. Stuff like this is why him and Kam are such close friends. They aren't just hi-hello-bye. They're deep, guys. Going all the way back to when Pars was a tee-and-baggy churdidar-pants wearing stressed college student, roped in as a guitar player for ten-mice-in-a-cool-leather-jacket wearing stressed college student Kamal's band. Coming all the way back to deciding to stay longer in this creepy "self-help resort" hes definitely getting a bad feeling about Not Sueing To The Ground Instantly, because...Kamal's there. Pars calls him machan, so that should tell you everything. ;-) (winky emote)

--

I HAVE TOO MANY IDEAS JUST TO PUT IN THIS ONE POST DHJDJD

(Plaintext: I have too many ideas just to put in this one post dhjdjd)

So I'll end on some design ideas!! Not quite solid yet but here ya go.

[ ID: Traditional fanart sketch of the artists interpretation of Jimothan Botch. The style is semi realistic. It's mostly a headshot with a fading bust. He is a skinny aging man with salt-and-pepper hair sweeping across his forehead and growing down the sides of his face in a more orderly manner. His eyes are squinty and he has a long, slightly big nose. He smiles, showing some wrinkling, his upper lip totally covered by a very big moustache that curls at the tips, fanning into even more curls at their bottom edges. He wears a bartender's suit and tie. End ID]

You bet he twirls off that thing and laughs LIKE REALLY LOUDLY coughing fit fucking show off and Habit is so in love with him SHUT UP SHUT UP Even if they are good cowbuddies their level of homoeroticism is YEEHAW

BUFF PARSLEY JUMPSCARE MOTHERFUCKER

( Plaintext: Buff Parsley Jumpscare Motherfucker )

I will use He/Ham pronouns for Pars in this one and explain why later! Actually JK I'll tell you now. He accidentally said " my pronouns are he/ham" but he found he suspiciously very much liked being called a ham and not a man all the time and so it came to be!

[ ID: Traditional fanart sketch of the artists interpretation of Parsley Botch. The style is semi realistic. The main sketch is colored digitally and stops at the starting of the thighs. Parsley is a strongly built person with a stocky upper body. His skintone is a warm medium brown. Hams face is like a softly edged downwards rectangle. He has red-sclera eyes with somewhat prominent brows. Nose is similar to Jimothan's. Along with regular teeth ham has two bigger gold-plated canines. Parsleys red hair is a sticking-out bedheaded mess that falls to his shoulders. Some are cut in a more orderly way down the sides of his face. He wears a light red shirt, darker tie, dark blue business suit.

His hands are behind his back and he looks off to the side and frowns, looking dejected. Beside ham, coming from ham, emanating soft yellow waves with a red centre hold the lyrics to " heaven knows I'm miserable now" by The Smiths. It says "In my life...why do I give valuable time....to people who don't care if I live or die?"

A few more reference sketches are seen beside the main sketch, left side. One is of canon Parsley as a head saying 'bro' and a note of his head shape being a square. More below is written ' Comic book inspo" and a cut-off "mutton chops". Beside these there's Parsley's frowning mouth drawn, teeth showing, regular and gold-plated. "Smile?" is written questioningly. At the bottom is a digital exported and blurred canon sprite of Parsley. End ID]

OK weird story. Muscled Parsnip first caught my imagination with, a, um, this story where he crushed a suitcase with his abs in court or something like that. I'm pretty sure it was written as fetish stuff now( I didn't know!) but GOD was it HILARIOUS to read. So there you go. Demonic metabolism, or something. I would play the drums on his chest. Dum Dum Dum. Or smash Randy's goddamed pickle jar( actually tried this in game, didn't work).

#headcanons #my headcanons #jimothan botch #parsley botch #txt #roseverse #au #tamil #habitician #habiticians #my art #fanart #s4m #smile for me game #kamal bora #(mentioned) #botch family #s4m au #parsley botches mom #YOULL HAVE A NAME ONE DAY I SWEAR

[we-return-in-waves]

You are my official Australian, so I must ask you a very serious question:

How accurate are these maps?

this is so funny because i'm not even australian i'm just a paid actor. but i shall endeavour to answer this for you! (disclaimer: my own experiences here which are limited to 5 years in mostly far north queensland)

bogans/hipsters: spot on. accurate as hell. good job mapmaker

footy/rugby/survival: rugby is accurate. here is an opinion from to my reputable grew-up-in-darwin friend who, for bonus points you didn't ask for, has a mullet and eschews the glory of air conditioning at all times. there's some evolutionary adaptations that the people of NT have that i simply cannot fathom.

so my consensus is reasonable, but also survival should map to the top third and the centre, but also, the whole entire map should just say Rodeo.

japan/defend: gonna level with you, idk what this one is trying to say

various metals: i can only tell you here that coal is accurate and everyone ever join me in saying FUCK ADANI thanks

human control: whoever did not include cape york (top right blue triangle) as disputed is... "yyyyyyew fawkin drongo cnt" as mr bread might say, although i'd be more concise and just say fuckwit. human territory? there aren't even roads up there? human territory my left nut. also im mortally offended at the mere mention of the archer river up there so there's that. rest of it i think is p accurate but

proximity benefits: lmfao fast shipping my crack! here is a diagram

until about two months ago i have always lived above that blue line and if you want something from amazon you better order 2-4 weeks in advance lmaoooooo also: no flight from aus is afforable. who made this map. this is a MESS

naming conventions: self explanatory, yes.

substance of choice: this whole country has a drinking problem but otherwise i would say this is reasonably well thought out lol

internet: ok so several years ago this would be spot on, but--and referring to my above the blue line map--i used to live in a town with one main street where the first traffic light was installed in 2019 and got better internet speeds there (~100mbps) than i do in south eastern queensland (~50mbps). HOWEVER, back in 2016 mr bread reported that his internet download speed in that same one street town was 7mbps average, soooooooooo ymmv lmao. away from the coast is still the dark ages i think

i hope this learns u a new thing today xoxo gossip grill

#answered #nightingaleflow #kangaroo hell #also if i may direct your attention to the most important facebook page of all time-> #Shit Towns Of Australia #enjoy. this will take over your life

[aegislash-logs]

💬

[ A private correspondence. ]

[ Messages, 10AM. ]

'Yeah?'

"hey, Lagos?"

'Everything ok?'

"Vanta's acting weird again."

'Oh... can they just leave the house and explore?'

"they can but, they've been tugging at my sleeve and waiting for me. They want me to go with them."

'What do Marshadow eat anyways?'

'..talk about persistent.'

[ 10:37 AM ]

"idk, why you ask?"

'Kinda thought of actually being nice to Vanta.'

"oh. well uh. they kinda eat anything?"

'You leave food offerings on that little shrine you made for Vanta.'

"Yeah, berries and stuff but I don't know if they'd like anything."

"...how about a sandwich?"

'Maybe. What type of berries did Vanta liked the most?'

"sweet berries."

'ah... how about we make one with jam?'

"a'ight."

'Right. Once I'm done with work, we work together to make this one.'

"never thought you'd be the guy to actually open up to a rare pokemon."

'Listen, it's just that after that incident.. Well.. Riv, I'm just grateful that Vanta saved our asses back in the ruins, it's the least I can do.'

"Lagos?? swearing?? ohhh that's as rare as meeting Arceus"

'Hey hey hey, do not compare me to the Fence Girafarig.'

"LMAOOOOOO. Aight well, I'll prepare everything."

#ask game #pkmn irl #pokeblog #//slice of life moment for them

[antiherotheantisocial]

hii sorry if this is awkward but do you have any music recommendations?? i saw you vaguely music posting and now i’m curious :))

hiiiii omgggg 💕🥰😭😭😐💓✨ i really don't listen to that much music that's why I'm always on the hunt for more!!! lmaooo 😔 umm i'll do my best for you tho 🫶😔

horizons by parkway drive

this is my ultimate fuck it we ball song. the intro, the buildup, the solo, the outro ughhhbh top 10 songs of all time for me. ''there is nothing as empty as waiting to die. we spend our lives wasting as time eats us alive'' really reorients my perspective so often! it's the futility, the lifelessness, the reflectiveness like they really said

breakers roar by sturgill simpson

he really said is any of this real? shit idk but love sure is! honestly i really resonate with him saying ''thoughts turn to a love so kind just to keep me from losing my mind'' it really does it for me like if i'm spiralling typically the only thing that's really gonna pull me out of that place is thinking about love y'know!! like getting so caught up in stuff that ultimately doesn't matter and stuff....and i really do appreciate the end and how it turns a bit into a lullaby....life is but a dream like ughhhhhh *explodes*

tears in the rain by the weeknd

this song is everything i wanted to write so much about it but idk like it really all comes back to ''and die with a smile don't show the world how alone you've become'' like yeah. just.....yeah. yeah. 😔

anyways here're some more i guess lmaooo

echo chamber by veil of maya

by any means by schoolboy q

i can't stop the loneliness by anri

blue and the grey by parkway drive

x with the boot up by yeat

how you feel by fat jon

big bird by hyukoh

want you around by omar apollo (feat. ruel)

behind that girl (?) by soobin hoang son

thank you for asking!!!! 😌🥺💐🌷🫶🍄🫂🫂💕💕 i'm sorry i really don't know how to express my thoughts better you're probably reading this like......ok whatever..lmaoooooo 🤣🤣 idk i hate just giving a straight up answer tho 😔

#anyways hehehe 😈 #are any of these good? well.....not necessarily but i don't listen to music as often as i'd like 😔 #and being one of those girlthingamajigs that picks songs one by one and doesn't make playlists i sometimes forget what songs i like lmaooo #and that song by soobin hoang son idk if that's the actual name of the song that's what youtube shows tho.. #sprry for taking 4 hours to answer. you'd think with a question like this it'd be a quick response but i always find a way hehehe 🫶 #*sorry 😔 #anyways thank you again!!!!!!!!! 🥰💘🌹 #i still have yet to learn how to do a read more lmaoooo suffer followers with knowledge about me mwahahaha 🥺😚😈😈 #also my 'music' tag has a bunch of songs too 😔 #💌

[stabbylambchop]

Asa Emory or Thomas Hewitt?

OMG THOMAS HEWITT ABSOLUTELY, HE IS A BIG, WARM, BEAUTIFUL MAN AND I WANT HIM TO PICK ME UP AND CARRY ME AROUND EVERYWHERE 🥺🥺🥺

#ahem...I mean sure Thomas yknow whatever #ok confession time.....Asa kinda freaks me out LMAOOOOOO #LISTEN objectively yes I suppose he's sexy in some way BUT #there's just something about him when he's in Collector mode that's just mad unsettling and idk exactly WHAT THAT IS BUT #GODDAMN he gives me the heebie-jeebies #and wife teases me about this all the time bc what me?? with a limit on creepiness or scariness??? shocking I know but it's true lol #mailbox #ask meme #I'M SORRY ASAFUCKERS I JUST CAN'T DO IT

[bitch-is-for-okay]

it's been so long since i wore makeup...... damn my eyes are so shiny!!!

#i forgot that looking shiny on the outside makes me feel shiny on the inside (: #am i still depressed? yes #but at least now im attracted to myself #ask me where i'm going #ok i'll tell u #WALMART LMAOOOOOO #rip meeeeee #serving looks at my local walmart lmaoooo!!!!

[kamuikissed]

🔥 if somebody hasn’t asked already, any unpop opinions on other kks and obt ships??

OOOOOOOOOOOF..... OK let's see LOLLLLLL gonna write abt the ones I like for everyone to see and talk abt all the rest under a readmore, from neutral to "I kinda like this BUT" to straight-up notps :'3

ADDENDUM: I forgot this was unopopos and just wrote up normal onions but like. It's a lot of text and I'm not remaking all of that 🤍 I think my biggest unopopos are "if I see another dominant seme sama kks I'm calling the cops" "if obt isn't kissing kks What Is The Point of it all" for these guys LOLLLLLLLL OK incoming wall of text:

kkgai: honestly if I weren't consumed by obkk THIS would be my otp..... I love everything they have and they have great chemistry, and the way in which the anime chose to invest in their friendship is brilliant as far as I've seen. Love them lots, I want to kiss every single kkgai content creator right on the cheek 🤍

zabukk: I love zabuza it is a tragedy he died in the very first arc and there's just something SOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY abt the whole fight he and kks had and how like.... The fact zabuza and kks had to die was just bad luck? Like if they didn't have to fight I feel like they could've gotten on very well.... They're both smart and calculating, tools of their nations..... Something tells me zabuza wanted to coup in kiri bc he wanted to improve the conditions of the village (which, insane but, obt was controlling at the time... Craaazzzyyyyyy. But that's a conspiracy theory for another time) and I just feel like maybe, if things had been a little different...... They could've been allies....... and fuck like rabbits <3

obirin: I do prefer them as Best Friends™ but they do make my heart incredibly soft.... Tho the caveat is that I only like it when obt is also holding hands with kks bc I refuse to see obt without him LOLLLLLLLL A BI KING CAN HAVE A BOYF AND GF..... HE CAN HAVE IT ALL

Aaaaaand that's all the ones I like like. Under readmore is other onions but no one has to read that bc negativity (gonna talk abt ymkk, kisa/obi, obi/konan, kks x students, kk/iru, all that in order of neutrality to dislike)

ymkk: I think it's cute BUT.....,,...,..... I just think kks has much more chemistry with obt and gai. HOWEVER I haven't seen the anbu arc yet so my mind could change.... I do quite like unrequited yama->kks, I think it's very cute and love to see it but atm I just have trouble picturing kks reciprocating. Great ship tho, love to see others having fun with it!

kisa/obi: God I'd be ALL about this ship but I'm just INCAPABLE of shipping obt with anyone other than kks lollll..... Plus the specific flavour I like doesn't really seem to like. Exist outside of 1 fic??? That was a rly good fic I should reread it honestly. I love to imagine kisame being sooooooo devoted to "madara" and obt having fun with him.......... alas his heart belongs to kks </3

obi/konan: SAME ISSUE AS ABOVE HONESTLYYYYYYY I love to imagine them hate fucking but if kks is completely out of the picture I just go :'( D-DO NOT SEPARATE....?!!!??? crying 4 ever. Idk why I cant multiship obt, I have 0 trouble with kks lmaoooooo 😭😭😭😭

kks x students: OK so like FIRST THINGS FIRST kks would never. THAT BEING SAID I'm not bothered by fictional age gaps when everyone's an adult, but also like..... I don't think kks would be the kinda man to pursue old students LOL. Anyway I HATE kks/skr not just bc I see kks as gay, but also because with this ship kks is always portrayed as THE BIGGEST CREEP EVER LIKE WHAT THE HEEEELL????? Like the second I see ship art of these two everything feels SO wrong, god bless. That is not my kks.......

all that said, I love the concept of unrequited narukk 😭😭😭😭 remember: kks would Never. like older nart with this huuuge puppy crush on kks..... Like "omg sensei ur hokage now that's so cool u-um 😳😳😳" That's just very endearing to me. And kks hates it, he's just constantly grimacing under the mask and hopes it goes away soon bc this is the most uncomfortable thing he's ever experienced he doesn't want to break his heart so he just pretends he doesn't notice LOLLJDKJDJSJJK but yeah by what I've seen in fanart it's once again kks being a bigger creep than jira*ya himself and that just ain't my man...... 💔💔💔💔💔

I dont remember ever seeing kks/ssk but I imagine it's. Bad. So I'm just gonna leave it at that

AND LASTLY THE NOTP KKIR: it is the stale bread of kks ships and I straight up don't know what anyone sees in it. Feels like 90% of kkir shippers like it bc their fav character is irk and Who Else are they gonna ship with him lollllll..... I'm so sorry irk baby but. It's not great. By what I gather they interact much more in the anime but............. shrug emoji x 3465646

#askbox #Jesus this is a LONG ONE I am so sorry

[ficsforeren]

Kanayama, destroyer of hearts far and wide and obliterator of Eren’s in all known universes… *clears throat* if I could just offer one suggestion, for your secrets between us series, why kill Eren when you could give us more pain by killing the reader and having Eren lament over how it should have been him. He has to live each day knowing that he was just a second late, that he wasn’t strong enough, wasn’t fast enough, wasn’t clever enough. That he just wasn’t enough to save the love of his life.

Eren’s usually calm in these situations. He’s a knight. A kingsguard. Be aware of your surroundings. Always have an escape route in mind. Never let your guard down. Stay calm.

Remain calm and level headed.

Levi always made sure to repeat that one. Because moment you lose your calm, you’re already dead.

As a knight, he’s sworn to protect the kingdom until his last breath. But he’s also dedicated his heart, his life, and his entire being to you.

No amount of training would have ever prepared him for this moment.

He can stay calm when Armin reminds him of his place as just your kingsguard. He is still levelheaded, not even breaking a sweat when the carriage is ambushed, and he’s outnumbered 25 to one.

But the moment an enemy soldier tears you from his grasp, driving a dagger into your heart.

He loses it.

Because why kill Eren when you’re the only reason why he’s alive.

You see, a princess has a duty to fulfill towards her kingdom. The moment Y/N was born, her life was dedicated to serving that of her people. But for Eren, his heart was always dedicated to you.

——

You know, I’m just a huge sucker for happy endings. So let’s just focus on how amazing Eren is as a dad.

Not only is rockstar Eren an amazing husband, but he just spoils his kids rotten. Irene and Jace always know how much their dad loves them.

He has a photo of them in his wallet, another taped onto his bunk so it’s one of the last things he sees before he falls asleep, and of course it’s his Lock Screen. He was never religious to begin with. But every day when he’s reminded that he has a family to come home to, he thanks God for a blessing that transcends all lifetimes. Poor Reiner still can’t convince eren to go to church with him though

Hope you’re doing well Kana. I hope your baby is doing well too. Have you had to deal with the terrible twos yet?

Recently there was a huge heatwave where I live and now it’s fucking cold today. My poor baby cousin who’s only 5 months old broke out in hives all over her body. Ok. I think I’ll just end my ramble here.

Sending you all my love and a bunch of virtual hugs!!

"Kanayama, destroyer of hearts far and wide and obliterator of Eren’s in all known universes" LMAOOOOOO PLEASE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THIS IS GOING TO BE MY TITLES FROM NOW ON HAHAHA I FEEL LIKE I'M IN GAME OF THRONES

Well, honey, your idea is brilliant (hell, I want you to write the sequel for TSBU lmaooo), thank you so much for sharing it with us but unfortunately, I have something else planned for reader 😏😏😏

and your HCs for dilf rockstar eren? CANON! I LOVE EVERYTHING YOU SAID! yes eren definitely has a wall inside his tour bus covered in photos of his little family. he's such a doting parent, like he will literally brag about his kids and wife to every single person he met. eren literally can't shut up about his kids. whenever he's on the stage and they have to take a minute long break between songs, he'd be like "guys, you know what my daughter did the other day? she told me she loved me and she said she wants to marry me when she's older. can you believe that?" and the crowd would cheer and jean is going to groan into the microphone "bro you've told us the same story for like twelve times today! shut the fuck up! btw, irene wants to marry me, she told me herself."

my baby and i are doing well, thank you for asking! i hope you're doing well too wherever you are, darling. take care of yourself and make sure to stay warm and hydrated. i love you so much baby MWAH MWAH MWAH

#your HCs are top notch i love them #thank you for sharing your thoughts with me baby #the last song canon #in another life canon #the secrets between us canon #kana answers stuff

[gay-little-fruit]

ok so i'm going to bed now but not before i send you a little night night ask :)

also wtf is your header? maybe my mind is just dirty and i'm imagining things but 00 (again, pretend that's the eye emoji. or boobs. either way tbh)

My header.....is.....an ad for my Valentines Fest- what did you see? 👀 (lmaoooooo you get me)

#rosie answers #my archaeoweirdist #love ya❤

[vanessadoofwasmygayawakening]

2nd chapter of my gay mlb text fic on ao3!

1st chap be found here

Chapter 2: some good good lukanette content

be crime do gay

Monday, Sept. 14th 8:14

 

LuckyCharms: AAAAAHAHAHAHHAAA

LuckyCharms: never in my life have I ever been more grateful to be bi

cats_meow: wassup

LuckyCharms: two words. Hot. Boy.

cats_meow: ok that makes sense

cats_meow: what's the name

LuckyCharms: yk the shy girl, Juleka?

cats_meow: yeah 

cats_meow: what about her

LuckyCharms: Hot Boy™ is her brother

LuckyCharms: But I'm too afraid to ask for his name 

LuckyCharms: because

LuckyCharms: anxiety

LuckyCharms: so I was hoping one of yall know his name

pocketwatch: lmao yeah

pocketwatch: thats luka

pocketwatch: yeah hes cute

jasontodd: but arent you aro??

pocketwatch: im not blind

pocketwatch: hes hot if youre into the lip piercings and shit

LuckyCharms: Oh god he has lip piercings-

mimekinnie: yeah

mimekinnie: really enhances the kissing experience 

mimekinnie: he always moans when you touch it with your tongue

cats_meow: ….

cats_meow: how would you know??

mimekinnie: sorry that was my boyfriend 

mimekinnie: luka is one of his exes

mimekinnie: they dated last year

mimekinnie: according to marc luka is a senior

LuckyCharms: good to know

LuckyCharms: I wouldn't feel comfortable if I was dating a sophomore

LuckyCharms: like Juleka is

 

cats_meow > teenturtle

 

cats_meow: im in trouble

teenturtle: what's wront 

cats_meow: lmao wront

teenturtle: shut

teenturtle: srsly tho wassup

cats_meow: the redhead in GSA

cats_meow: just said something in the groupchat

cats_meow: like

cats_meow: marinette was talking about a Hot Boy™

cats_meow: you understand

cats_meow: but

cats_meow: like

cats_meow: hot redhead said that lip piercings enhance the kissing experience

teenturtle: oh worm??

cats_meow: but his boyf actually said that not him himself

cats_meow: but like

cats_meow: for some reason it gave me a little jolt

cats_meow: idk how to explain it

teenturtle: lmao you have a crush

cats_meow: i do not!!!

cats_meow: just because i always feel something wonky in my chest whenever i look at him doesnt mean that i like him!!!

teenturtle: alya is sitting next to me

teenturtle: she says that this one is def "more than just a friend"

cats_meow: tell alya she can go fuck herself

cats_meow: but thanks ig 

teenturtle: yw :)

 

be crime do gay

Monday, Sept. 14th 8:20

 

LuckyCharms: okay so thank yall

ratgina_george: yup  

mimekinnie: go get yo man!!!

cats_meow: you can do it bestie!!!

pocketwatch: @cats_meow ohmigosh your back!!!

ratgina_george: yeah where were you :)

jasontodd: cough it up :)

cats_meow: well if you insist ;)

cats_meow: nino was having a crisis so i went to help him

cats_meow: i thought yall had the luka/nette problem covered

mimekinnie: !!!!!!

mimekinnie: perfect ship name!!!

mimekinnie: lukanette!!!

LuckyCharms: ADSFGHKFVDHDGD

cats_meow: hey youre back wassup

LuckyCharms: I thought everything was going so well,,,

pocketwatch: not ominous at all

LuckyCharms: I walked up to him!!

LuckyCharms: I had everything planned in my head!!

LuckyCharms: I even introduced myself!!!

ratgina_george: well that's good right??

LuckyCharms: …..I stuttered 

jasontodd: LMAOOOOOO

jasontodd: nettie

jasontodd: that's a big oof

jasontodd: what did Hot Boy™ do??

LuckyCharms: he smirked

LuckyCharms: and in the sexiest voice I ever heard

LuckyCharms: said

LuckyCharms: "Nice to meet ya, Ma-Ma-Marinette,,,"

LuckyCharms: "My name's Luka."

LuckyCharms: but then the bell rang :(

pocketwatch: thats an oof

mimekinnie: ill make sure youll have another chance to talk

mimekinnie: dw

LuckyCharms: hey bestie :)

LuckyCharms: what does this mean :)

pocketwatch: yeah theyre not gonna give you an answer

 

mimekinnie > sad_emo_boi

 

mimekinnie: hey luka

sad_emo_boi: yes my love <3

sad_emo_boi: no homo tho

mimekinnie: ew of course not

mimekinnie: but yk the short asian girl with gray eyes that walked up to you today??

sad_emo_boi: you mean Marinette? 

sad_emo_boi: shes cute

sad_emo_boi: yeah

mimekinnie: shes having straight panic over you

sad_emo_boi: oh nice

sad_emo_boi: what can I do to give her more straight panic

mimekinnie: join GSA

mimekinnie: keep calling her ma-ma-marinette

mimekinnie: she likes that

mimekinnie: have your lip piercings and your ear piercings in

mimekinnie: maybe the eyebrow for good measure

mimekinnie: also

mimekinnie: smirk

mimekinnie: like

mimekinnie: everytime you catch her looking at you

mimekinnie: that's how I got her to date me for a couple months

mimekinnie: before she decided I was too young apparently

mimekinnie: but you wont have that problem!!

mimekinnie: cause you're a senior!!

sad_emo_boi: ……

sad_emo_boi: you wanna talk about it?

mimekinnie: no not really

mimekinnie: aNYWAY

mimekinnie: marc says to use your tallness to your advantage

sad_emo_boi: done and done

sad_emo_boi: also

sad_emo_boi: hi marc!

mimekinnie: he says hi back

mimekinnie: just promise me

mimekinnie: you'll make her flustered

mimekinnie: this is my only source of entertainment now that theres school

sad_emo_boi: I promise

sad_emo_boi: see ya later 

mimekinnie: wait

mimekinnie: before you leave

mimekinnie: meet at lunch to discuss how me and marc can seduce boy?

sad_emo_boi: always.

 

be crime do gay

Monday, Sept. 14th 8:43

 

mimekinnie: It has been done.

pocketwatch: as if that's not ominous as all hell-

#lgbtq #miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain-cheng #adrien agreste #nino lahiffe #alya césaire #chloé bourgeois #lé chiên kim #luka couffaine #nathaniel kurtzburg #marc anciel #alix kubdel #lukanette

[cosmictulips]

Ok firstly omg I loved yourrrr energyyyy>>> such crackhead vibes😂😋✨ (I'm one too, no doubt I love ittttt)

Here for the ask gameeeee😚

Also Hope you doing greatttt🌼✨☺️

My fav genre is pop n kpop(idk if U listen to kpop, so give me what ya get😋)

My initial : I K 🌼

My sun : Taurus ♉

My moon : Leo ♌

My rising : Virgo ♍

My Mercury : Aries ♈

My Venus : Gemini ♊

My Mars : Gemini ♊

My fav planet is Pluto (dwarf planet, but I like it 😂)

Thankyouuuu for doing this, I'm new to ur blog and certainly looking forward!!! 🥺🌼✨💕

I meann of course you like it we share the same sun and venus lmaoooooo wasssupppp.

You got I'm a B by Hwa Sa. (of course i listen to Kpop. I also listen to Irish Folk, French Pop, Danish pop, Jrock and Pop and some Norwegian music. I ALSO love watching Eurovision lmao. I am CuLtUrED lololol)

Honestly, I think it fits you perfectly. chill, gives no fucks, and a bit of a Whacko lol.

On punk days, we wear pink uwu

Life is now so terrible

울지 못해 웃어도, 어쩌겠어

Excuse you, I'm a 빛

#Its like an anthem to me okay? #lol #i didn't mean to go pink but I did LOL