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#ATEEZ incorrect quotes
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*Ateez visiting Straykids*
Hongjoong: So, what's new with you guys lately?
Bangchan: Well, we all decided to see a therapist..
Hongjoong: That's great! How's that going?
Bangchan: Well, our therapist is now seeing a therapist, so..
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hongjoongsgoat · 2 months
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Ateez as textposts, Bouncy edition!
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atzftv · 2 months
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mingi: but it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man. yunho: exactly! yunho: unisex! mingi: maybe you need sex. mingi: i had sex a couple days ago. yunho: no! yunho: no, mingi! yunho: u-n-i-sex. mingi: well, i ain't gonna say no to that.
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chaotickpop · 21 days
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Wooyoung: Why does hyung always do the laundry so loudly?
Hongjoong: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.
Seonghwa, in the distance: * slams the washing machine shut*
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solarswonderland · 10 months
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Seonghwa, teaching Hongjoong to drive: Okay so you're driving when Yunho and Wooyoung walk in front of you. Quick, what do you hit?
Hongjoong: Definitely Wooyoung, I could never hurt Yunho.
Seonghwa, massaging his temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
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bunnypig18 · 4 months
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Ateez Text Posts (16) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15)
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minhosimthings · 1 month
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No one:
Literally no one:
Skz and Ateez: oh no I'm so sad *hip thrusts* I am in woe *body rolls*
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incorrect-staytiny · 10 months
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Jongho: so you’re telling me I’m supposed to squeeze the stress ball and not just throw it at whoever is stressing me out?
Yeosang, consoling San: yes
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Yeosang, on the phone: Hey Yunho, can I borrow 5000 bucks?
Yunho, putting his phone on speaker: Why the hell do you need 5000 bucks?
Yeosang: For an escape room.
Yunho: What kind of escape room costs 5000 bucks?
Yeosang: ...
Yeosang: Jail.
Seonghwa, screaming from across the room: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
Yeosang: Nothing legal.
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sillylittlestan · 5 months
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Them: You BETTER not be a cunty lifeguard from gag city when I get back
Me:
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*Kpop leaders having a meeting* pt.1
Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-
Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE
Namjoon : I was about to get there-
Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.
Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*
Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?
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Wooyoung: Hyung, I know you're at the studio right now, but you need to come home right now.
Hongjoong: Why? What's wrong?
Wooyoung: Seonghwa hyung is passive aggressively doing the dishes he told me to do hours ago.
Wooyoung: I don't feel safe.
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hongjoongsgoat · 12 days
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Ateez as out of context messages I’ve been sent by my friends, one like and I'll release the rest
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atzftv · 2 months
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hongjoong: one thing i learned when i was in couples therapy was— yunho: who were you in couples therapy with? hongjoong: not important. yunho: was it seonghwa? hongjoong: not important. yunho: ...it was seonghwa.
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full-hd-sun · 6 months
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mingi, plucking flower petals: yunho loves me
mingi: he loves me not
mingi: he loves me
mingi, plucking the last petal: he loves me not
mingi: :c
yunho, rushing over with his arms full of more flowers: WHO SAID THAT IMMA FIGHT THEM
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solarswonderland · 10 months
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Hongjoong: the printer broke when we were printing wooyoung's birthday invitations.
Seonghwa: well, what were they supposed to say?
Hongjoong: “wooyoung's birthday”
Seonghwa: and what do they say now?
Hongjoong: “wooyoung's bi”
Seonghwa:
Yeosang: wait, this could still work—
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