My girlfriend teases me because i'm so fat and i look pregnant!
I'm shocked your little nipples haven't engorged and found themselves placed upon a pair of jiggly moobs. If it weren't for that I'd be certain you were 8 months ripe with child. Instead, you're ripe with fatty flesh, soft skin rolling over itself in cascading submission to gravity. Your partner is right to tease you- you've really changed. Hope she's enjoying it. 😉
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a new short (but sweet!) comic is available to read on my site ^___^
https://machinehell.neocities.org/bynvalentines
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The fact that everything on tiktok becomes a trend really makes it clear that most people there have no goddamn clue what they’re talking about.
“Orange theory” isn’t a thing. That’s not what the original was about. It’s not about whether or not your shitty boyfriend Kyle is going to be willing to do a menial task for you if you ask, it’s about how the strongest forms of love are shown in the smallest tasks, like getting messy to peel an orange for someone just because you want them to eat something.
I mean not to sound like an old man but if you think the only way you can appreciate someone’s love for you is by shoving your phone in their face to brag to everyone else about it, maybe you aren’t ready for a relationship.
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Me prepping my aro/ace beam to blast 90% of kirby characters
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sometimes i think about how much i love fish, which makes me remember i love birds too, oh, my cats, ice cream, bugs, the moon.... laughter and silence....
guess i just love this whole got dang world
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if you HAD to choose-
Frankie or Din
-🤫🎅🏽(😉😉)
Oh my goodness, hello secret Santa friend! Coming into my inbox and being all mysterious! AND making me choose between two of my favorite boys?!?!?!
As much as I love both of these boys (which is a lot) (so very much) (oh no I'm losing the plot) let's go with Frankie because he deserves a little extra love for the holiday season!
Thank you Secret Santa nonnie, you've got me very excited now!
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BROCK IS LITERALLY TELLING CODY TO COME GET SOME
BROCK IS IN LOVE AND WANTS CODY RHODES, IT IS RIGHT THERE!
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me making two girl sims: they’re gfs
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ok i have two questions. To you have a name for that group of OCs you got. You always seem to group them all together. If you don't know what OCs I'm talking about it's Daniel, Val's Jack, etc.
Question two is how would those guys react to WH?
Also like- what is their basic story concept because idbudbdhd
Oh howdy friend! Oh, I do have name. I'm calling them Monster Mansion, just for now lol.
And they would probably treat them like they treat anyone. They don't meet people often (seeing how they physically can't leave the boundary of their mansion eheheh...) So they might be a bit rusty.
Now the WH gang, I think they would be a bit concerned, and you can see why. Some of them are falling apart at the seams!
And for basic story concept.. I'm not entirely sure. Originally it was going to be a puppet show or something, seeing how everyone has this sorta.. dynamic, especially with Daniel and Emily, who are basically the main characters of the gang. The reason I call them the main characters is because they were my very first named OCs and I just built my word from there. Sadly though, all my old notes on them are unreadable.
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about to become a scratcher
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Fantasoshi
Innkeeper Sunny has learnt to keep an eye out for whenever a group of adventurers in her establishment meet each other for the first time.
lmao she really strikes me as someone who keeps her eyes peeled all night. She does not like drama and she does not allow bullshit in her bar. She is quick to sic her goons on people if they misbehave. No one is allowed to start shit at the inn. They knew better.
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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
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source
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.
me: oh cool
nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.
me: oh cool
nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.
me: oh... cool?
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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind
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