#Asian dad moment lmao

[souppunch]

Be careful what you ask for dad,

Happy ace week!

#me babbling #aroace #asexual #asexuality #aromantic #happy ace week folks #digital art #comic #Asian dad moment lmao #im pretty sure hes joking but i think its funny anyway

[stormflower8]

we're back with more south asian!ballister headcanons

part one is here

I did not expect such a positive reaction to part one, so here are some more that I wrote down while going about my day today!

starting with building on what I was doing in part one, relating to the transition to primarily speaking urdu to always speaking english

sometimes ballister forgets english words for things

now, there are two routes you can go with this

either, A, he does that thing where he snaps his fingers a few times to remember

eg, "And then I picked up that," Ballister trailed off, snapping his fingers a few times in frustration. "What's it called? Unda..." he furrowed his brow. Ambrosius tilted his head, "Unda?" he echoed. Ballister waved a hand. "That's the Urdu word for it..." he snapped his fingers definitively, face brightening. "Egg! It's an egg."

or, option B, he just makes crap up

think those videos by Dez the Lez on youtube where she talks about her mother making up random phrases in english to describe words that she forgot (eg. "horse tornado" for carousel)

for example, "Where's my hydration unit?" Ballister asked, opening a cabinet, closing it, then opening another. Nimona stared at him. "Hydration unit?" "You know, the thing," Ballister clicked his tongue as he spoke, as if he was making even a lick of sense. "The hydration capsule." Ambrosius looked up from the book he was reading. "Do you mean a water bottle?" "Water bottle, right!" Ballister laughed, as if it was totally normal to call a water bottle a hydration unit. "Where is it?" "You left it in our room," Ambrosius said offhandedly. Ballister sighed. "Thanks," he said, then left to go find it. Nimona gaped at Ambrosius. "How?" she breathed. "How the hell did you get 'water bottle' from 'hydration unit'??" Ambrosius shrugged. "You get used to it."

both are great options

while option B is way funnier and opens up more opportunities for fics, I think option A might be a little more in character

or he just alternates between the two. that is absolutely an option.

uh, fun fact, I myself have actually called a water bottle a hydration unit before, but I think that's more of me being a dumbass than anything because english is my first language LMAO

chai. ballister LOVES chai.

he is more devoted to chai than he is to ambrosius (/J /J /THAT WAS A JOKE)

if he sees starbucks "chai tea latte" or whatever they call it in his house he is KICKING YOU OUT

ambrosius's favorite hobby is to hug ballister from behind while he's stirring the chai pot and it's a very warm and cozy moment that smells like chai and it is one of their favorite things to do, both during their institute days and post-canon

there was also this one time ambrosius and ballister were kissing (actually, they were probably making out) and the chai boiled over because they were too distracted to tend to it, but the two of them try not to bring that incident up

at first, nimona made fun of ballister for his mildly obsessive chai drinking ("tea?? you're drinking tea?? my god, how old are you? just hop in the senior center now")

then, he finally just forced her to try some, and suddenly he was making three cups instead of just two

and on the topic of drinks,

ballister also really loves mangos, and has fond memories of climbing huge mango trees as a kid and picking them (this memory is stolen from my pakistani dad, shoutout to him akjdhaskj)

this has led to a love of mango juice

he knows ALL the brands. ALL OF THEM.

his favorite is Shezan, because let's be real, Shezan is the best mango juice and I CAN AND WILL throw hands on this

I can vividly imagine ambrosius and ballister grocery shopping and ballister asks ambrosius to go grab some mango juice and ambrosius returns with like the first thing he saw on the shelf and Ballister took the bottle from Ambrosius and examined it. "This one?" he asked skeptically. "Uh, yes?" Ambrosius chuckled. "It was the first one I saw." "This one has a strange aftertaste," Ballister said idly, putting it back on the shelf. Instead, he selected a pack of juice boxes. "These are the best." He then started to ramble about other brands and their pros and cons, but Ambrosius barely heard him. He was fairly certain that, if he were a cartoon character, he'd be making heart eyes at Ballister. Ballister noticed, trailing off when he caught Ambrosius's gaze. He tilted his head to the side. "What?" Ambrosius felt an uncontrollable smile spreading across his face. "Nothing." Ballister watched Ambrosius for another second before snorting out a small laugh and ducking his head to break eye contact. They moved on after that, but Ambrosius made sure to commit the brand name of that mango juice to memory after that.

mango juice is important, alright? bad mango juice is a crime.

this is already super long, but here's one more I sometimes see people talking about

kajul. kohl. whatever you want to call it, ballister uses it.

okay, let me get something straight. sometimes I see fics where one character puts kohl on another, and I just wanna say I could NEVER

for those of you who think kohl is like an eyeliner, it's not. not really.

grab a mirror, and pull your bottom eyelid down. the lower eyelid that connects to your bottom lashes? THAT'S where the kohl goes.

my sister is the one who introduced kohl to me, and she was like "okay storm, you can use mine, but I can't put it on you" to which I responded "wait, why not?" and she showed me where it goes and let me tell you I GASPED in that public bathroom

needless to say I chickened out and did not end up wearing kohl that evening

but enough about me

ballister boldheart is a braver man than me

kohl is cool because it's a culturally, historically, completely inarguably gender-neutral makeup product which is so awesome tbh

anyways he wears it fairly often and it really brings out his stupid gigantic sad wet kitten eyes

ambrosius adores it

nimona wants to try putting it on but ballister is paranoid she'll stab herself in the eye, despite her complaints that she can just "form a new one"

this was, again, so much longer than I expected, but I still have more headcanons! I'll probably make a part three soonish, but until then, enjoy these!

-Storm

#nimona 2023 #nimona #ballister boldheart #riz ahmed #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #south asian #desi #go out and try some shezan mango juice #you won't regret it #god this started as a single Thought and now it is Many Thoughts #not that I'm complaining

[nijisanji-brain-rot-fics]

luxiem x reader || as fathers

a/n : YALL LIKE MY LUXIEM HCS MORE THAN MY OTHER ONES SO HERE U GO LMAO 😭 ill feed u guys some more luxiem content before mysta graduates [sobs louder]

SHU YAMINO

TYPICAL ASIAN DAD

but minus the yelling and stuff

hes just pretty damn strict but like he loves you all the same

if you get an A+ in maths, GOOD JOB, HE'LL TREAT YOU TO ICE CREAM [and maybe a magic show WWWW]

if you get a D-, he'll probably say something along the lines of : " try harder kiddo! you can get a higher mark next time! do you want me to help you study? "

he will definitely show up at all of your events and stuff like that to cheer you on

b a n a n a

omg he would accidentally get banned from ur school games bc he keeps helping you with his witchcraft stuff

LUCA KANESHIRO

OMG HES THE DAD THAT ALL YOUR CLASSMATES LOVE

hes the type to bring like the BEST FOOD during those potlucks ur school has

will panic if you bring math homework to him for help AJSHD

if he cant go to ur school events, HE WILL SO FIND A WAY TO GO, EVEN IF IT WAS JUST FOR A MOMENT

ur little sibling would deadass be a dog.

like no shit, this man would want a dog

and that dog is ur sibling

he and his mafia men would be the ones to raise you [FUCKING BONUS POINTS IF ONE OF HIS MEN IS A WOMAN AND SHE IS UR MOTHER FIGURE]

" oh, don't worry kid, you'll get it next time!! if you're ever feeling down, just know your dad thinks that you're pog! "

you dont know how to tell him that saying pog as a [however old he is] man is a little cringe, but you love him for it (IN A FAMILIAL WAY)

IKE EVELAND

a very chill dad when it comes to homework and grades

unless it was english

if you get a low score in english

THIS MANS IS RUTHLESS. HE WILL GET YOU TO READ. A LOT.

but if you get tired of it, he'll let it go

i feel like he'd be the parent who IS your teacher at school

oh boy, you should dread first day if he's your english teacher

" class, i'd like you all to know, im only fucking one of your mothers. " [all jokes LMAO he wouldnt embarrass you like that..... or would he?]

if you get a low score in any subjects or like if you flunk a test, he'll hug you and say:

" don't cry, you've made me proud already. i love you kiddo, and none of those test marks will change that. just tell me if you ever need help okay? i'm always happy to help you with those. "

MYSTA RIAS

BRO OMG HES THAT ONE DAD WITH INSANE SOCIAL MEDIA PRESENCE

SOMEHOW ALL YOUR FRIENDS FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER??

the most laidback out of all the luxiem guys about homework

doesn't mind if you flunk it, as long as you did your hardest, it's a pass in his book

he cant physically help you with homework

its a british debuff /j

like he would stare at the pythagorean theorem and go 'uhm....'

HE WOULD HELP YOU WITH ALL YOUR FASHION DILEMMAS

there to listen to all the GODDAMN TEA!! like how dare jessica cheat on james like that with ryan??

dude is like the communal dad if any of ur friends dont have a father figure, he'll be there for them too

" oh you flunked your math test? it's alright!! you'll get it next time. they give you too much tests nowadays you guys are all probably burnt out... how about we watch a movie? your mind needs to destress. "

VOX AKUMA

SHAWTY HAS FLIRTED WITH YOUR TEACHERS MORE THAN ONCE

LIKE YOU GOTTA STOP HIM, HIS RIZZ IS TOO MUCH

also that one dad for some reason everyone likes

hes like pretty strict, but its because he wants the best for you

WOULD GET BANNED FROM TRYING TO GO TO UR SCHOOL GAMES BC HE GETS SO PISSED LMAO

" WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THEY GET A FOUL?? THEY DIDNT EVEN HIT THE OTHER KID??? "

hes the demon you and ur friends would try to summon at sleepovers

" kid, please, i love you and all, but dad needs to fucking rest. please stop summoning me. "

AND YOUR FRIENDS WOULD SCREAM WWWW

anyways, hes pretty damn smart so hes gotchu covered when it comes to homework help

unless it was history.

history pisses the fuck out of this ancient man.

he will rant about how incorrect the history books are and you'll get nowhere with homework

" oh, darling, it's alright. i'm not disappointed in you and i won't be when it comes to homework. i get it, sometimes it's hard and you don't understand it, but that's when you ask for help, alright? i won't ever shame you for asking me for help. "

a/n : i hope yall r fed this took me 30 minutes to shit out and clean up also i think its obvious whos my favourite in luxiem LMAOO

#luxiem #ike eveland #shu yamino #vox akuma #luca kaneshiro #mysta rias #headcanon #i hope yall like it #this fixed my daddy issues in some way #my personal therapy tbh #idk how to tag this #lmao

[jennazed]

So today I was kinda bored and decided to read the "Be More Chill" book to see if there were any differences between the book and the musical.... and OH BOY WERE THERE SOME DIFFERENCES!!! I wrote down some of them, enjoy (beware spoilers obviously)

Jeremy has humiliation sheets to quantiatively determine how much of an incel he is

Madeline is now Elizabeth?

Who tf is Mark, why does he exist, and why is Jeremy friends with him?

Everyone knows Jeremy wrote the letter to Christine, but now he wants to give her a chocolate shakespeare bc he is a total flirt (TM)

Jeremy's mom is around and has a divorce lawyer-ing firm with his dad now

Michael is a white boy with an asian girl fetish

JEREMY IS A THEATER KID! JEREMY IS A THEATER KID! JEREMY IS A THEATER KID! JEREMY IS A THEATER KID! JEREMY IS A THEATER KID!

Mr Reyes doesn't microwave his own hot pockets, he uses child labor to do so instead

Christine is super angsty like she needs an anger management therapist or smth

Michael's brother got a squip apparently and is going to Brown University

Oh btw, Jeremy's dad doesn't even wear underwear around the house he just lets his son see his junk?

Michael also has a knee fetish apparently???

Sadly, the play is the actual Midsummer's Dream and not a Midsummer's Nightmare about Zombies

Ok Christine is no longer angsty?

Nvm she is angsty again that was quick

Jeremy goes "Heh-heh." a lot

According to Michael, all girls are shirt thieves and should never be trusted

Ok Christine is no longer angsty again and apparently she is very specific on how relationships are supposed to be formed bc of course she is

The whole Halloween party is now a school-sanctioned event

Is Jeremy a furry? what does "sometime tonight I’ve got to find pics on the Internet of girls with tails" mean???????

Instead of dressing up as Juliet, Christine dresses up as a prostitute angel for the halloween party

Btw michael knows all about the squip from day 1, his brother has one

Rich does his whole ITS FROM JAPAN moment at the halloween party instead of while pissing

Rich's halloween costume is marijuana

the squip is no longer "top secret can't even look it up on the internet shit" bc there's like 361 results for it on yahoo apparently

Jeremy's dad might have been gay for Ben Franklin

Instead of using his Bar Mitzvah money, Jeremy steals his aunt's beanie babies to finance his squip

LORE!! The guy from the lady's running shoes place who gives Jeremy the squip, his name is RACK LMAO

Jeremy keeps his squip-shenanigans secret from michael so we don't get the awesome sequence "try to say something cool" "i think i just blew my bar mitzvah money on a wintergreen tic-tac" "yeah not cool" :(

RACK instead of the squip says the "You can also set me to Sean Connery, Jack Nicholson, Sexy Anime Female hehehehe" line. This change is devestating

"The gayer it feels, the better your posture" YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS GAY PEOPLE HAVE BETTER POSTURE

In the book, the squip can see into parallel universes bc quantum physics

Brooke is Anne

Jeremy flirts with Chloe instead of Brooke/Anne man they really changed a lot of stuff around yk

Eminem dies like immediately. That squip DEFINITELY killed him lol

Fun fact: Jeremy is NOT circumcised!

Apparently you just think about the squip turning off to turn it off wow

Jeremy now does pushups whenever he sees an attractive guy on tv instead of whenever he thinks about sex

SQUIPS CAN CONTROL YOUR DREAMS? THATS SO COOL!

lol the squip hates singing

Jeremy instead of the squip says "up up down down left right left right B A start"

wait Brooke is in the book? Then who tf is Anne???

Madeline is now Katrina?

The squip becomes murderous if you drink, i love it!

how does jeremy not know what a pheromone is but is perfectly able to memorize monologues about how humanity has stopped evolving?

Jeremy is a professional boxer and will punch you in the neck and make your gameboy say "dont fuck with me >:(" if you mess with him, remember that folks

Apparently the squip thinks acting like a dog is cute?

NOOO! Some dude named Jason Finderman is the one who has his parents on the run for money laundering and hosts the party instead of Jake

Huh, no optic nerve blocking of Michael? Maybe this version of the squip is actually trying to help Jeremy

Poor Jenna :( she just wanted to talk about how Elizabeth is a slut and Jeremy turned her down

Apparently the squip is also a certified drivers ed instructor! Who knew?

JEREMYS DAD SAYS THE N WORD OK ITS PROBABLY FOR THE BEST THAT ONE GOT CHANGED

Ok smth is up with Jeremy, why is he confessing to Chloe while on ectsasy that he constantly dreams of her with a tail? AND WHY IS SHE KINDA INTO IT??

Fun fact: ectsasy turns the squip spanish

Apparently Chloe's boyfriend in the book is named Brock. Imagine going through 9 months of pregnancy and deciding that your baby should go by fucking Brock lol

Hugging legs is Jeremy's coping mechanism

I love this version of the squip: "TODO LO QUE USTED ES BUENO PARA ES SEXO DEL INTERNET." lmao

btw rich has a belly button kink

Rich named his pp Li'l Cheese Head

No michael in the bathroom moment, instead its more of a michael in a bathtub with an asian girl moment

Michael, who is still buddies with Jeremy :), rushes to tell him of the rich fire

I think rich set the fire bc alcohol + squip = murderous rage in this universe not bc he was trying to get it out

YOOO CHRISTINE IS GONNA BE A PSYCH MAJOR

Jeremy gets a therapist bc his mom freaks out when he tells her about the squip but the therapist is also squipped lol

lol all hollywood actors have squips, awesome

The squip's plan is to have Jeremy confess his love to Christine during the play in front of everybody but she calls him a loser… oof

The squip plans to write Jeremy's life story in a book and then have it kill itself with mtn dew red :O

THE WHOLE STORY WAS A BOOK JEREMY/THE SQUIP WROTE FOR CHRISTINE????? AND THEN IT JUST ENDS??????

That was one way to spend like four hours

#be more chill #bemorechill #bmc #bmc book #be more chill book #michael mell #rich goranski #jeremy heere #christine canigula #bmc squip #squip squad

[pink-strawberry-kissess]

Plsss more headcanons of Leon with a baby/toddler daughter :3

okay :3

leon would be terrified of having kids, bonus if they have twins cause that's a lot of changes from no babies to suddenly TWO BABIES. DOUBLE TERRIFIED

but if we have just the one, he just wants to protect her from the world

he has moments when he realizes that he might not be able to, that the world is cruel at times

all babies eyes are like blueish when they're born, but i can kinda see that if that happens, ada hopes that the baby's eye colour stays and looks like leon's eyes

i love tropey- genes don't matter in fics lol and sure a half asian baby can be blonde who gives a shit lmao

leon being very careful with combing her hair, making sure she likes it, she starts to like it longer "like daddy's hair," and likes little butterfly clips and likes to have daddy pick out the colours hehe

i already wrote this several times but the idea of leon and ada with twins, and one is already asleep on his chest, and the other playing with his hair, and ada's trying to pluck off the one playing and braiding with leon's hair and is like "daddy's very tired, how about we get you to bed, your sister is already asleep," and ada tries to get one of them ready for bed.

while leon's half asleep and he feels the weight of one of his babies being lifted so he immediately wakes up and is like "WHERE ARE MY CHILDRENS," and then realizes ada has one and goes back to sleep

leon would teach them how to ride a bike etc, and encourage them to oh this is too old. baby toddler...

i think that they would also try to have their kid grow up bilingual or multiple languages if possible, he would try to speak mandarin to their baby but it's just not great sounding 💀

he loves whenever he's holding onto his baby, almost won't let go unless he gives her to ada to hold.

100% the dad who has their kid on his back or just constantly running around to make sure she's not off doing something dangerous T_T

leon always having a random hair clip in his hair because either the kids clip them in, and he forgets they're there. and it's more convenient cause his hair is out of the way and he doesn't notice

omg leon with a butterfly headband with his bangs pushed back sdjkfbskjfs

leon at the grocery store, with the babies IM SCREAMIN

#ask heart #heart answers #anon #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #ada wong #aeon #leon x ada #leon kennedy x ada wong #resident evil #leon s kennedy x ada wong #aeon kids #aeon babies #leon kennedy headcanons

[theflagscene]

So I was hanging with my parents today because it was my mom’s birthday and it’s a tradition that I make her an over the top omelette for her breakfast, seriously I don’t know when or how it started, I feel like I’ve been doing it for decades lol. Anyway, my dad eventually comes out and he’s having his coffee and my mom and I are talking about books because yes we’re those kind of nerds lol. And my dad pipes up with that he just remembered a dream he had about me, of course I’m extremely uninterested because his dreams about me are usually all the same. He dreams I’ve gotten married or have had a child, etc. The first of which I am not interested in and the second of which I am medically incapable of doing, which he is fully aware of, but I digress. So I’m just like; oh lawd here we go 🙄

But my mother asks him what his dream was about and he says that he dreamt that I had written and I quote a “web book” (he’s 71 and had no idea about how the internet works) that got so popular that one of those “Asian companies that makes your shows” wanted to buy it so it could be turned into a movie or something.

My mother looked at me stunned for a moment and was like; did he just say that he dreamt about you writing a Danmei that got turned into a BL?

And I was like …I think so yeah.

My dad just goes; I don’t know what any of those things you just said are, I just know you write a lot and watch those gay Asian shows, I guess it was in my mind because you guys talk about it so much.

So yeah, that’s how my 71 year old father dreamt about me becoming a Danmei writer that eventually sold my shit to become a live action series. I mean, I don’t even dream about that kind of stuff! Nor did I realize my father even paid any sort of attention to my mother and I when we chat about queer literature (I’m bi, she’s aroace) yet here we are. Lemme tell you, it was a surprising conversation to say the very least, especially when I had only had one coffee lmao!

#personal life #my parents

[theroyalmisfitmess]

NHIE Season 3 Brain Rot

Gotta say... The season was kinda all over the place but I still loved it! I don't like the lack of Aneesa and the confusion about who Kamala is related too (because I could've sworn she was from Nalini's side but apparently she's from Mohan's?), but aside from that and a few other flaws it was enjoyable. I laughed, teared up a bit, I had a good time.

I'm only gonna talk about the actual important things here/plot points that are more relevant...

Let's start off by talking about Paxton. My Lord, do I LOVE Paxton! Even as a Team Ben I always liked him as a character, and though I particularly did not really like him with Devi he was such a good boyfriend to her and he really evolved as a person. His arc this season was very much solo-centric and I think it was a good way to wrap up his storyline (though, I'm hoping he still appears next season). Paxton deserves the world. I'm hoping he finds a girl with substance and who can appreciate him for just him as a person in college.

The Fabiola and Aneesa plot twist? I never actually thought the Aneesa being gay headcanons would come true but I actually liked the cute tension moments between her and Fabiola. The relationship might have been short, but I think it was a good step for Aneesa to discovering who she is. Her lack of appearance is SO DISAPPOINTING but I hope Mindy fixes this by S4. Perhaps this might have to do with Paxton's screen-time? I'm not blaming Paxton but maybe it's a hint that Aneesa took the backseat for a better storyline later *fingers crossed*.

Devi's growth is beautiful. It's really obvious that she's beginning to mature and heal. Her relationship and breakup with Paxton was immensely necessary to all of it too. I especially like how she, Ben, and Paxton learned to all be genuine friends throughout the season and how she was able to date outside of her own social circle. As much as I also liked her relationship with Des, him not fighting for Devi or at the very least considering talking to his mom about the relationship they shared already meant "doomed" for me. From the very start, Devi needed someone who would fight for her. Paxton did, but obviously, they were at different stages in their life and realistically couldn't be together.

Now Ben. He doesn't appear much this season, but he had a lot of good moments. I especially like how he was written as this guy who still had major flaws. A lot of times I questioned if I still rooted for him but at the same time, even in those questionable moments you could really see him willing to change and grow. His storyline about overworking himself and his dad coming home to California to drop everything for his sake was much-awaited and was absolutely heartwarming. Also (and buckle up fellow Team Ben), I really liked how they took time to develop the romance between Devi and him. The season really took their friendship as a priority first and it was so fucking satisfying to watch the ending because of only having yearning, pining, and hints be showed initially. I will always stand by it. Ben is THE ONE for Devi. He is the one because he loves Devi with her flaws and never in spite of them.

And now for the Vishwakumars!! I will miss Prashant but he is never going to be compatible with Kamala. The short storyline about Mr. K being shunned as a potential suitor for Kamala was really chilling (reminded me of Crazy Rich Asians where Rachel was disliked for not being Asian enough). I'm hoping to see more from Kamala and Mr. K.. But also, Nalini and Devi have gotten closer, anyone else noticed? Her defending Devi to Des' mom and even potentially breaking off her first friendship was a treat to watch especially since we've mostly gotten Nalini vs Devi for so long. It was good to see them on the same side.

Anyway, excited for S4! Hopefully more brain rots soon lmao

#never have i ever #nhie #nhie season 3 #devi vishwakumar #ben gross #paxton hall yoshida #eleanor wong #fabiola torres #kamala nandiwadal #nalini vishwakumar #aneesa qureshi #team ben #always #benvi

[jayhoang-the-astral-idiot]

Respite, Veteran Combat Medic

Coming in from NoVA with assistive tech, Respite provides much needed healing and support that'll keep his teammates alive and fighting. There's no stopping a team or pushing through a defense aided by his high-power medical gear.

A new Valorant OC! And they're Vietnamese-American! Respite's a new healer and Sentinel. Although not quite as versatile as Sage, Respite's got good support utility and can very easily turn a battle around. Like how Chamber's a very aggressive Sentinel, Respite's a very supportive one.

abilities lore and more under the cut:

Callsign: Respite

Codename: Recovery

Real Name: Dr. Oliver Vinh-Quảng Võ

Role: Sentinel

The 41 year old Vietnamese-American Virginian is a doctor and veteran combat medic pulled into the Protocol. A very cynical and blunt man, he uses Radianite-powered gear to heal and assist his teammates. He studied to become a doctor and graduated med school, but decided to join the army as a combat medic after his army veteran father died. Doing so, he got hit with the reality of war and once he could leave, he left to continue his medical residency. He was then pulled back into the army after the First Light. After a few years, he left and continued his residency and then served as a doctor for a few years, before being recruited to the Valorant Protocol.

Timeline

2008: Oliver is born in Arlington, Virginia to a Vietnamese mother and a Viet-American father in the Army.

2012: Due to being in a military family, Oliver moves a lot starting from when he was 4, resulting in living a kind of friendless childhood. As a result, he immerses himself in learning.

2020: When Oliver is 12, while living in North Carolina, his father is injured badly while on deployment, resulting in him being discharged. Soon after, the family moves back to Arlington. From then on, Oliver decides to become a doctor to help injured and sick people, like his father. (fellow kids of asian immigrant families you just know his family really supported that decision lmao)

2026: Oliver graduates from high school, going to a prestigious college for Biology

2030: Oliver graduates from college, going to med school

2034: Oliver graduates from med school and begins his medical residence, however, soon after the graduation, lingering complications from his father’s injury leads to his death. This causes Oliver to think about his motivation to become a doctor. He originally wanted to become a doctor in order to help those like his dad, however with his dad’s death, he thinks that he should stop the injuries at the source, patching people up the moment they get injured or stopping the injury from ever happening. This, along with a desire to honor his dad’s memory, leads to Oliver joining the army, enlisting and becoming a combat medic.

2034-37: He goes through combat medic training, which is made slightly easier by his prior medical experience, however it proves much more intense, with its own new challenges. And soon, it gets more intense, as he gets deployed on real missions. He has to patch up his brothers in arms, treat civilians caught in battles, help people on deaths door. He realizes that being in the military wasn’t the single fight he thought it’d be, instead being a struggle on every side, and he has to face troubles up close due to his role as a medic. And when some of his comrades die, he realizes how lucky his father was to survive and live for so long. His life was taken too soon, but these lives were taken sooner.

2038-39: Oliver leaves the army and moves back to Arlington, continuing his residency and trying to live a normal life.

2039: First Light, Oliver is 31.

2040-43: Oliver is called back to action, as the army is trying to “collect” as much Radianite as possible. Back in his combat medic position, now Oliver has to deal with a new problem: Radianite poisoning. Those exposed to raw Radianite for too long got severely ill. He kept going, and treating the ill, but then it got too much. By now, Radianite tech had been incorporated into the fighting, and he has to deal with things he had never seen before. However, he sees what destruction the new tech could do, and figures that if Radianite could power war machines, it could fuel medicine the same way. Medical equipment could be pushed to its very limits with the new technology, and Oliver intends to push it. He takes a risk, using as much of the new technology as he can. Advanced first aid kits, communication, transportation, everything. And it works. He pioneers the use of the Radianite-powered equipment, and people follow his lead soon after. But even with the new equipment, trauma and destruction is still trauma and destruction, the likes of which he had never seen, and he would never forget.

2043: Oliver leaves the army again, jaded and disillusioned with the idea of helping people in combat. He never wants to run into a battlefield again.

2043-46: Oliver continues his residency, finishing in 2046.

2047-49: Oliver works as a doctor for 3 years.

2050: Oliver is known by some old colleagues of Brimstone, which leads to him searching Oliver out with a request: Join the Protocol and help fight against Omega Earth to defend this Earth's Radianite. After some convincing arguments on Brimstone's part, Oliver reluctantly accepts, joining the VP as its newest agent: Respite.

Abilities

Passive - Active Medic

"After healing or being healed, you are immune to being slowed by damage for a period of time."

For a short period of time after healing another or being healed, Respite becomes immune to being slowed down by damage. Slowing abilities and other crowd control methods can still slow him down while he's under the effects of Active Medic.

C - First Aid

"EQUIP a medical injector. FIRE while a teammate is in front of you to inject them, healing them after a brief wind-up. ALT-FIRE to inject yourself, healing yourself after a brief wind-up. Any excess healing is translated to 10 overhealth."

Respite equips a medical injector. Pressing the fire button while a teammate is on your crosshair and within a certain range will make Respite inject them. After a brief one-second wind-up, the injector will heal them for 55 HP. Any excess healing is converted into 10 overhealth. Pressing the alt-fire button will heal you instead. One second wind-up, 55 HP, any excess is converted into 10 overhealth. I'm imagining this to be similar to Apex's syringes, where activating it starts an animation, and once the animation's over, the healing kicks in immediately.

Q - Infirmary

"EQUIP a projector. FIRE to throw it. The projector creates a restorative zone upon hitting the ground. Any healing done to your teammates within the zone is increased. Bullets are blocked by the zone."

Respite throws out a projector that makes a bubble. The bubble blocks bullets, like Harbor's, but it's indestructible and see-through. Additionally, any healing done to yourself or teammates who are in the bubble is increased (By say, 10%).

E (Signature) - Extraction

"EQUIP a recovery watch. Having the watch equipped will deplete its charge. The watch can be equipped, unequipped, and reequipped until you run out of charge. While you have the watch equipped, teammates can INTERACT with their crosshair over you to teleport to your location."

Respite equips his recovery watch. While he has the watch equipped, teammates can look at him and press the interact button (like Cypher with his cages), which will teleport them to him. This ability works like Neon's run, where it has a charge meter. He can have it out, unequip it, re-equip it, and teleport teammates as long as he has charge, but when he runs out, the ability is done.

X (Ultimate) - Recovery Beacon

"EQUIP a recovery watch. FIRE to place a beacon. The beacon will send out pulses, healing yourself and any teammates within range. You and your teammates can INTERACT with the beacon to replenish ammo."

Respite equips his recovery watch. Pressing fire places a beacon that periodically sends out healing waves, healing yourself and any teammate within range and line of sight. Anyone on your team can also interact with the beacon to replenish your ammo. The beacon disappears after a period of time, but it's indestructible.

Extras

Respite's really good at making phở and bún bò Huế.

Don’t let this man near any other food though. He can’t even toast bread without burning it.

Respite respects Sage to a very high degree. Combat medic fellowship and all.

Respite brings a very different view to the whole “veteran pulled in to the Protocol” vibe that Brimstone has. For one, he’s a medic and not a commander, and two, he greatly dislikes leadership positions and military jobs due to his military experience as opposed to being drawn to them like Brimstone is.

Respite and Viper have a mutual respect because they’re both doctors. Fun!

Respite used to hate needles as a kid. Ironic.

Respite's got a bit of a smoking problem, and he drinks on occasion.

Respite finds the younger group to be a little too enthusiastic about this whole thing. He understands their dedication, but it reminds him of himself at their age, and he’s worried that they’ll end up like him.

Respite's very tired, if you couldn’t tell.

Respite's old callsign was Succor.

Voice Lines

#valorant #valorant oc #valorant fan character #valorant agent concept #valorant respite

[qloof]

heeey, you got me extremely curious when you mentioned you have a mom for Masamune. Of course take as much time as you need, but if you want, please talk about her. I wanna know :D

im crying bro i got this ask right as i began listening to cariñosa 

*rubs my hands together like a fly* oh my god here we go..

Ok for a little background information i kinda like the idea of Doji being Masamune’s biological father but then him and Masamune’s mom decided to seperate because Masamune’s mom did not want to be involved in any of his things and didn’t want that kind of environment for her son. ( the reason why nobody ever suspects that doji and masamune are related is because masamune looks more like his mom than he does doji )

🎉Doji divorced arc🎉 Masamune just does not remember his dad and honestly he does not gaf, [ It’s mainly a crack thing because i find the idea of Doji being Masamune’s dad and then drop kicking him to the USA very funny. u can literally replace Doji with some other dude, it’s all good, i switch between the ideas in my head a lot. ]

...

I decided to come up with a sort of idea for her when reading some fics that mentioned Masamune's mom but didn’t really go into much detail with her. I wanted to draw something to help me visualize her a lil better.

m pretty sure any one who take one glance at my profile ever can tell that i headcanon masamune has half filipino lmao so i headcanon his mom as from the Philippines 

Before the divorce, she and Masamune lived in Japan. Afterwards, they moved to the Philippines for 2-3 years. Then, they moved to the USA to link with relatives. 

Her nickname is JoyJoy !! the name is based off one of my relative’s names because i like it and always found it amusing. her real name? unsure tbh maybe Juanita. ( Masamune's full name is Masamune Oración Kadoya )

Her first language is bisaya, second tagalog, third japanese, fourth english

she’s the owner of a little filipino restaurant somewhere in the city Masamune lives in :D ( isn’t it new york city or something?? ) when Masamune was younger, he would stick around at the restaurant and help around with chores. (ALSO Masamune CAN cook... i said it in an earlier post but this mf is just too lazy to clean up so he doesn't cook regularly in his teen years).

JoyJoy also spends a lot of time around the general asian market places. Masamune would come along and he could speak both Japanese and Tag/Bis to the other kids and adults. He could surround himself in both of his cultures and others as well here.

earlier i said fuck it and decided that JoyJoy and the mom of my OC,  Acec, are cousins so that’s how Masamune and Acec are related. whenever masamune and acec were younger, they’d kinda be pushed aside with the other kids at the filo mom parties ( jesus christ they have so many parties,., im speaking from experience mine literally had a get together a few days ago ) 

...

For some funnies, i want to think JoyJoy didn’t agree to Masamune going on a trip to Japan to fight Ginga, but Masamune being the troublemaker that he is, decided to leave on his own accord….he could dodge the walis (broom) when he returned home. (he did not get hit, dont worry jsjsjdsjkjsdk). However he did get an earful when he returned.

(JoyJoy watched the tournaments and admittedly did enjoy them) (she probably disturbed neighbors with her cheers watching her son) (i imagine her cheering just like how my mom did whenever i used to play soccer, it’s very funny)

She’s always very joyful whenever Zeo and Toby come around, she’s very happy that Masamune has made some friends in America. When Masamune told her another friend would come over and join the group (King) she spent so much time cleaning the house and had full meals cooked when everyone got there. (if u come to a filipino’s house you WILL eat and you WILL be full and there will be extras to take home..)

For her role in Fury I don’t really have much at the moment. Though, the first thing she did when Masamune came home with all his clothes dirty and ripped was give him a short scold in tag/bis but then she sobbed because she was so afraid of what could have happened to her son.

Here’s the first drawings i did of her !! it’s very simple and barebones. honestly writing all of this out makes me want to draw her again, so maybe i’ll do that soon :) Masamune gets the white tips of his hair from her !!

There’s a lot of ideas and such about interactions and dynamics between JoyJoy and Masamune, and a lot of them about Masamune’s life surrounded by filo culture. Both positives and negatives (personal experiences 💀 i loveeee generational trauma /sarcasm) but anyways i love them and i love these headcanons i have they make me so happy. It also gives me some time to connect and express as much as i can to my Filipino heritage (other than food, customs, languages that i struggle with remembering lmfao, habits and mannerisms, etc) since i’ve lived in the USA most of my life. It makes me really happy.

Thank you so much for this ask !! i really enjoyed writing all these down and i may or may not have cried at some point ( do not worry it was positive )

#ah yes my daily projections #i still have many thoughts...maybe one day i will draw or write them out #metal fight beyblade #masamune kadoya #pinoy masamune kadoya #mfb oc #beyblade metal masters #beyblade metal fury #beyblade metal saga

[separatist-apologist]

I always want to hear your unsolicited hater thoughts thought 👀🤡

Okay so here are my hater thoughts on King of Wrath. Please just scroll along if you liked this book, I am only speaking for myself.

First of all, when I bought this book, I knew better because I did not like the Twisted series by Ana Huang. I read three of them and quit 3/4ths of the way through with the book with the red head when [spoiler alert] the shitty romantic lead sexually assaulted the FMC for thin plot reasons I no longer care to remember.

But I am SUCH a sucker for an arranged marriage (as we all know), and I was in Kansas City in this three story Barnes and Noble and riding that Taylor Swift high that I let it cloud my better judgement.

My issues:

Dante is literally just two popular tropes in a trench coat. Dark haired and rich are his entirely personality. If you want to be charitable, you could tack on implausibly, compulsively violent. I'm sorry, but Dante is a BILLIONAIRE who was BORN into his wealth (strike one, but I'll let it go for the purposes of romance), in what world is he ACTUALLY killing people?? Be SO serious. This author wanted to give him an air of danger- baby just tell us what he pays his lowest skilled worker! You want me to believe this man is killing his enemies? LMAO I laughed out loud several times when Dante was making his threats.

Vivian is also personality-less. Oh, sure, she WANTS to have a personality but Huang absolutely REFUSES to do any showing. It's all telling. So I'm told Vivian is this badass working girl (not-like-other-girls because unlike all those OTHER heiresses, she WORKS god shut the fuck up- she spent 100k very casually in the course of a day, so like....which is it baby?) making her own way but then Dante shows up acting like the worlds biggest piece of shit and she's like, okay I guess I'll move in with you.

And I know someone is going to come in and say it was the cultural pressure that dragged her into this and I really wanted more of that. It gets touched on but like, so carefully like Huang was too afraid to really commit to her plot. Vivian is Asian-American, and we really dance around what that meant to her. There is a moment right at the end where her mother is discussing why their wealth will NEVER be enough for some people and I was like, oh finally here we go- but the mom is like, you know why. And Vivian is like, yeah, I know why. And that's the end of that! And of course, Dante is never asked to respect any of the cultural differences present, nor does he (threatening to take her dad down AGAIN was just like...oh so you learned NOTHING okay cool).

I think asking readers to believe a modern day arranged marriage was always going to be a tough sell and I wish Huang had really committed to it. She really doesn't, though- Dante is an asshole right up until the very end and one of the things I hate about Huangs MMC's is that they NEVER truly atone for their bad behavior. One of her MMC's stalks the love interest until she breaks down and then Dante is just like, "I miss you" "But I'm still threatening your dad" and Vivian folds like cardboard and ultimately, Dante got everything he wanted and only ever had to treat her well just long enough to get her down the aisle.

The closest this book every came to being self aware is when Vivian is like, we're bad for each other YEAH I AGREE. Like no chemistry AT ALL, the author really relies on Dante being hot (which we're told no less than 8 times a chapter) to do her heavy lifting. The smut is just mid, in my opinion- its not the worst thing, not the best thing, it just is.

Ultimately, Vivian and Dante have no personalities that we aren't told about, even if they directly contradict what we do see. This feels like a book written specifically to market the tropes/whats popular on booktok and so of course it's not good. It's got a few good lines I'll bet she used to market it, but everything in between reads like a first draft.

Would I recommend this? No. If you want to read it, should you? Sure. It's not going to harm you, I think you'll be like me and close it like, "well. thats done". Counts toward my reading goal.

#haters book reviews #mb hate reads #one day ill publish my own book and someone will give me the haters book review treatment #and ill deserve it lol

[eviltiddyproductions]

Vincenzo : Episode 1

Oh my god STOP this title card is saurrrrr good

It is giving me the nostalgia of old crime thrillers which used to have these quiet , animated and wonderful title cards.

his hair are styled to the T my god, not a strand displaced. my dumbass wants to ruffle it a little.

and just like that an entire building is down 🫨

all of the shots up until now have been so pleasing to me. the cinematography is so unserious hot!? mind you, I'm four minutes in. 💀

the random ass vertical shot just as i said this

i thought he was the mafia boss? he's a lawyer

the shots are so beautiful HELP

Ohhhh, his boss is dead.

lmao the man just casually eating pasta. that's an Italian baby 🇮🇹

this man is so busy chowing down on that pasta that he cannot see the threat sitting in front of his table

did Netflix change its subtitles again (since i saw this happen with alchemy of souls i have never recovered my trust in them) like i can read! let them be

throw the pasta in this racist's face vince!!!

[foreboding music]

'regret is the most painful thing one can experience in life' bars! saying this before you kill someone and you're giving them a chance is funny but still bars

all of that blatant racism and heat for Vincenzo but can't handle 3 sentences said in Korean

i knew they were going to burn everything as soon as I saw the damn plane 😭

the driver liked that 😂

the score mixed with the silence is actually so good

not a second has been wasted as of it. it's been so pleasing on the eyes

yes!!! snap and kill that cigarette #real #lungsareourfriends

got out of that bathroom so elegantly to kill everybody 😭😭😭

Adrenaline playing let me just

no way they cut to a scene this cute WHO IS SHE I LOVE HER

lmaooo where is this discussion going, is she trying to strongarm him? gotta be the most adorable way I've ever seen

LMFAOOOO she is deadass singing Für Elise while making him take out the cake topper 😂

a string of money coming out she is so unserious 💀✋

wait I know this man

it's candy in my ear !!! cutie !!!

I LOVE HER

Do Bong Soon's dad and Itaewon class villain! Him being here... will this be a hit or a miss 😟

he's mad because she's working for the enemy, it's giving Itaewon Class

I still find it fun as of yet though

lmao is this emotional blackmail. ah we both clocked it 😂

cutieeee

i just watched xo kitty before this so this man getting a free taxi is so funny when my girl was running for her life in Korea when she got out of the airport

lmaooo not this limo man being a kidnapper

he's got really pretty eyelashes

[sinister laugh continues] 💀

honestly kidnappers accidentally kidnapping someone from the mafia is a storyline i can always get behind. you deserve each other!

the old man from alchemy of souls!

[ominous music playing]

superiors being lax after getting an important tip from a junior once again before impending doom

the way i already know what's going to happen to taecyeon like let me not get attached

His hair are so poofy and cute let me run a hand through them 😭

my man who burned like 7000 acres and contributed to 100% of climate change just got kicked in the face and knocked out cold by two casual robbers 😭

a true homecoming

i did not expect this show to be funny

speaking in lower tones with pauses so we know for sure that they're the bad guys doing a business deal

flower of evil detective?!! they really picked one person from each of the 5 kdramas I've watched 💀

he's having the worst day one can have in a new country 😂

the dramatic ass Italian music playing

the piano player 😂 oh wow the tenants of this building are something

lmaooo Vince having the weirdest day in Korea after having an intense I’m the shit, fear me moment in Italy is sending meeee

what is going on in this building

awoop monk jump scare

how does he look THAT good in a blue shirt

lmaooo the chef

everytime water goes out in foreign serials the south asian in me wants to beg people to just keep one bucket in their bathrooms just in case!

do not burn yourself king

the shower doing its own concert with breakdance slay

freezing water is always better than getting burnt by hot water 😭

he gets my pigeon hate omg they’re always outside your window !!!! doing the most 😡

leave sir 🐦 omg don’t use your phone !!

is that his mom? free us from the dumbass narrative of mom leaving child for adoption as heartless. y’all hate women and don’t get it at all

she is correct! this is literally not relevant and y’all are just trying to rile hate for her here. he’s teary eyed. oh no she worked for an abuser ?!!! let her TALK

MOTHER I WILL AVENGE YOU

wait isn’t that lawyer our girl?

eugh annoying perverts. stop taking pictures of strangers challenge failed

get them aunty!

okay opera chef !!! lmaooo the dramatic music playing in this show gets me 💀

nawww he made the chef cry 😭

I'm bonding hard to every 3rd character on the screen like why is the conversation between lawyer dad and mom wrongly in jail making me soft

I know it's actors being actors but I'm so happy to see laywer dad ( Yoo Jae Myung) be soft again. I was ready to fight through the screen with him in Itaewon class.

I love the Mr. Cho actor so much. He truly has the funniest expressions. 😂

NOOOO Mr. Cho. Oh this is nasty

lmao is her dad emancipating from her

#saveMrCho omg

NO NO NO NO NO you cannot do this to me

I am suddenly terrified like I'm already low key devestated

beat his ass sister !!!

lmao the Italian ass entry 😭

help how has he not fallen to his death that's a measuring tape 😭

i need to take a self defense class at some point lol

slayyy

#vincenzo #episode 1 #written update #damn his first day back in Korea is hilarious #that title card is so sexy

[purplesurveys]

1471

1 - What’s the biggest argument you’ve ever had with a family member? Did things ever go back to how they were beforehand? It happened right after a family vacation. As for the reason, it’s stupid – it really just stemmed from the fact that we were all tired and angry and emotions just happened to boil at the same time for everyone. My mom started the drama by bitching at me, then for some reason my brother chimed in alongside her and started to disrespect me as well...one thing led to another and he struck me across the face. Idk how it is in other places but behaving that lowly towards somebody older than you is extremely disrespectful, so of course I took that personally and did not hesitate to strike him back. The moment it got physical my dad stepped in and started yelling at everybody in the car, and what followed was the quietest and yet most tense car ride home from the airport, lmao. To this day I do not speak with my brother nor do I ever have plans to.

2 - Have you ever experienced some kind of natural disaster? Yeah, typhoons/hurricanes are usual here. Once a year there will usually be That One™ typhoon that will be super destructive, i.e. lead to high floods, widespread power outages, launching of evacuation progrms, etc. But for the most part we’ll have like 10-15 typhoons of a smaller scale every year.

3 - If you have pets, do you feed them human food or do they just get regular pet food? If they do get human food, what’s their favorite thing to have? Kimi and Cooper have human food and we typically give them rice with some kind of meat. Aki is still on pet food and he hasn’t gone tired of it, so we’ll probably continue giving him that.

4 - Have you ever been in a physical fight? Who won? Not serious ones. I play-wrestled my cousin when we were kids but it never escalated to a legit fight.

5 - What were you lighting the last time you used a lighter or matches? My birthday cake.

6 - What’s the weather currently doing where you are? Phone says it’s currently 26ºC; as for how the weather feels – warm and very very humid.

7 - The last time you got up from your seat, what did you go and do? I went to the bathroom to pee and brush my teeth.

8 - Name five things you’ve done so far today:

I drove out to withdraw some cash since I was expecting a package;

I received said package a few hours later;

Dealt with a bad hangover in the morning; 

NAPPED, and napped a lot; 

Watched several mini-documentaries from Asian Boss.

9 - What’s the mode of transport that you take or use the most? I drive my own car.

10 - When was the last time you got caught in a rain or snow storm? Were you dressed for it or did you end up getting soaked? Last time I got caught in the rain...that would be yesterday, when we had a company gathering at this events place. My co-workers and I agreed to step out to take a few group photos together when it suddenly rained and we were forced to go back inside. I wasn’t dressed super appropriately for the rain, but I was still lucky because I did have a bucket hat on.

11 - Did your favorite Disney film come out before or after you were born? Before - Toy Story is three years older than me.

12 - Are you a fan of musicals? Other than Miss Saigon, now.

13 - What the last thing you spent money on apart from necessities? Alcohol and bar chow.

14 - Are there any sequels to things that you prefer to the original? I mean Shrek 2′s gotta be up there.

15 - How often do you lose the remote control? It doesn’t happen a lot. Whenever I can’t find it it’s usually because someone else in the house misplaced it.

16 - When was the last time you had problems with your internet connection? It acted a little funny just the other day but fortunately it didn’t disrupt my work too much.

17 - What games do you play on your phone, if any at all? Rhythm Hive, which is a K-Pop themed rhythm game.

18 - Aside from family, who was the last person you spent time with? How do you know that person? Co-workers! Some of us wanted to get drinks after our company gathering so we ended up as a group of 10 and had dinner at this Mexican restaurant. When we were there, we discovered that one of the doors at the restaurant actually led to a speakeasy, so after eating we headed there to have a little party party time lol.

19 - Are you currently warm, cold or just right? I’m just right. It’s supposed to be on the warmer side but I had the aircon on for a few hours in my room, so I can still feel a bit of the cold.

20 - Do you prefer showers or baths? When was the last time you had either? I took a shower yesterday afternoon before I headed out. As for my preference, I mean it’s not like I have a choice – we don’t own a bathtub, so unless we’re at a hotel or whatever I’ve always taken showers.

21 - Do you spend a lot of money on your appearance? Not at all. I’ll get clothes every now and then but that’s it; I don’t buy products or a lot of accessories.

22 - When was the last time you spent more than £100 on something? Was it a necessity like a bill, or a treat for yourself? Our total bill last night was a little over ₱11k andddddd a quick search tells me that’s just slightly under double that amount. It was most definitely just a treat for ourselves, lol.

23 - Would you rather swim in the sea, a lake or a pool? Sea. I’ve never gone swimming in a lake, and the chlorine in pools is too strong for my liking.

24 - Have you ever had a zoo keeper experience or anything where you’ve been able to go behind the scenes and look after/feed the animals? Yeah, kind of. I’ve been to zoos/parks before where I got to hold up the animals and interact with them.

25 - Would you ever want the responsibility of being a politician or a similar position of power? No, I don’t think I’d be able to handle it.

26 - How many times a week do you go to the grocery store? My mom usually restocks once a week.

27 - When was the last time you got a takeaway coffee or drink? Last Wednesday when we had an office day. I got Starbucks drive-through.

28 - Do you quote films or TV shows as you’re watching them? Like, as in because I’ve memorized the script? Yeah, I’ll do that sometimes with stuff I’m rewatching.

29 - What’s something your parents do that really annoys you? My mom is religious, which is irritating to me in itself; my dad is apolitical for the most part and I find that concerning. How do you not give a shit about what’s happening wrong in the country?

30 - If you had to quarantine for two weeks tomorrow due to testing positive to COVID, would you be able to survive on the things you had in your house? Yeah. The last two years trained me for that, lmao.

#surveys #survey

[havoc-bloom]

*slams table* Hello again! Hope you're having a great day! So I'm back here with another madcom romantic match but this time... Itsa me!

Madcom me is this! (Made on this: https://picrew.me/image_maker/1473460 )

I made a playlist that's basically me lol: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4UrHlLZeU0w39qGtwMTWrK?si=zlIe-OabTLOyel6lAVDIpg&utm_source=copy-link

I'm 5'4 ish, could be considered a gremlin bc I'm on the chaotic evil side. I'm afab genderfluid and asexual! (Though there's me being constantly thirsty aha-)

The glasses are tinted, my eyesight isn't that bad but I wanna see so.

Here's my personality:

It's either I'm a flirty egotistical asshole or the therapist friend. When you first meet me I'm like, extremely quiet since anxiety. If I like you enough I turn into a leech. I'm annoying you every moment I can, and I like insulting ppl as jokes, though I'll only do it if they're okay with it. I'm neurodivergent so whenever I get overstimulated I'll run around and flail my arms, why? Hot men or music lol.

I also got a buncha scars bc I'm a clumsy idiot :D

Funfacts!:

I make alot of noises, as in squeaks when I'm flustered or surprised, wehs and whas when I'm caught off guard and I would literally meow when I'm simpin(awooga madcom main 4)

My sense of humor is sexual jokes or self-deprication jokes

I am not afraid to hide a body if my bff wants me to 🥰

75% of the time my brain is empty and it's just the dvd logo bouncing around. Which can mean words go in one ear and out the other.

Random storytimes:

"Yea so one time I got lost at the supermarket then the mafia kidnapped me so I'm here now."

"Lmao nice one time my dad left to get milk"

"I wanted a doughnut now I got depression lol"

I got horrible memory and added with my horrible focus it leads into me just bein stupid lol

I'm a simp, Sanford's moobs uwu

I draw too, when I got bored

I hate ants. And when there's too much noise(i.e someone breathin too loudly)

Lmao I'm dyslexic watch me struggle to form sentences

I'm not afraid to kick ass in a skirt, infact it's a power move

Watch me make random dick jokes even tho Ion even have one

I kinda have fangs, 10/10 would chew on things.

Funfact! My love language, but touch me without warning I will freeze up :p

I can be considered the mom friend, if I catch Deimos smokin my foot is up his ass /j. It's the asian genes it turns me into an asian mom, I'll curse you out in vietnamese and cut you fruit later

I have a habit of callin people pet names, like Hun and sweetie, it came from nowhere and me being flirty is just me being friendly but I get crushes too easily. I'll get over it in 3 days tho(i hope)

Have a great day, drink water and take rests!

Hey! Thanks for the ask friend! This one was super fun to write :3

You're paired with...

2BDamned!

Huzzah, a man of quality! Therapist buddies together :)

Scolds you for making self-deprecating jokes then immediately makes a self-deprecating joke and it becomes a cycle.

He knows a little bit of a lot of languages, likes to make sure he's prepared for any situation, so the first time you yell at him in Vietnamese is a ROLLERCOASTER.

He doesn't get nearly enough rest, please get him to sleep even for just a few hours-

Tries his best to help you through the dyslexia, he has it too he's just adapted to it surprisingly well so he'll do his best to aid you with that

"I'm gonna bite it." "No, don't bite it-" *insert you gnawing on a tree branch* "...Why do I bother?"

BOTH OF U + SANFORD TRYNA GET DEIMOS OFF SMOKING BUT HE WON'T STOP >:(

He also hates loud noises, mostly he finds them annoying tho cause he's tryna work

Kills all the ants for u :)

Tends to all your wounds from bumping into stuff and whatnot.

*wrapping your hand w/ a bandage* "What happened this time?" "I slammed my hand in the door..." "Reasonable."

If you call him any sort of pet name he'll melt to the ground like sugar in water, it's adorable :>

Enjoy ur sleep-deprived therapist friend bf :]

#2bdamned #madness combat #madcom #doc madcom #madness combat doc #match ups

[castle-dominion]

Starting with Hedge Fund Homeboys to ease myself into the earlier episodes (rather than getting whiplash from going straight from the s3 finale to the extended pilot).

c1x4 tho technically I think it is 1x3...?

I have 45 minutes & I need to watch a 45 minute episode. I recognize that from the intro, I love that abt these. Coffee <3 Whose dad is in what? Rehab? Grams had a party? Oh it was cinqo de mayo nvm. Love the music

Senieh? Lanie <3 I prefer esposito's hair here compared to s3. I was literally thinking about viking burials, mostly bc of unus annus.

Hold on I saw those chairs & I thought they were viking celtic shields lol. Ah yes, I remember the good old castle sherlock moments. I also really prefer beckett's hair & character design. Nice scarf, nice jacket. Who had the money to send rick to all those different schools & how did he get kicked out?

Amanda, Romy, Brandon, Spencer, & Max. Really 2009 isn't it. lmao what a bad video. They're lying True, he can't get in trouble he kind of got into drugs?

Goat song...? Casually twists his ear lol.

Love how she just lies abt going to york.

Ah, I hadn't heard mention of it much at all in s2 when I first got into the fandom, I heard from the fandom that ryan used to be a narcocop but I hadn't heard it from the show. I see now. It was season one. KR: During my narc days, this area was pretty much an open bazaar, especially at night.

Castle sherlock moments Drug dealers can have hobbies ms panizzon.

Hey, Detective, get over here! You see someone you recognize, Mrs. Falcigno? No, I miss your sparkling personality. Yeah!

RM: It's not about putting him on his heels. This is about building a case for the DA. RM: Watch this. Watch her now. KB: Maybe you can drop me a line in about twenty-five years. Scoville: Coupla dudes. Coupla chicks. One was Asian. Kinda hot. XD ok bestie

y'all should get your story straight (but not too straight) Having seen it twice I'm starting to think they DID have a straight story. & I can so so easily see the stuff going on.

They could let Romy into that room first to see that they can indeed not see her. If Ryan can hear beckett why can't the numbered fellows?

Just straight up asks her "do you do drugs" & I love these two & their relationship. Tailor, Kelsie, Paige. We know their names & I remember they show up later. This is me & my mom. Well i'm actually a bad kid sometimes & alexis is an angel but other than that. I love & trust my mom so much.

Gentlemen gentlemen!

I like all the purple & at least Ryan looks somewhat normal (so I'll be able to ease into the pilot without whiplash) Ryan just walking around with a rick castle book under his arm lol; kate really did get him into those books

Yankman & his emo lookin hair. Yeah rich kid rebels. ngl I kinda like yankman Lol the knicks game with montgomery, castle, & the mayor. ha, castle but acab

Becks wow kinda rude in front of the parents. "we did it all the time" is crazy & not a good cover. Wow gun laws in the usa huh... Murder not manslaughter? Why did they call ryan to talk to beckett That ought to be fun to explain /s

I love the "you should be writing" screensaver Girl fare dodging isn't even a crime. Public transport should be free. Ok good for you, you swiped your card the next day w/o riding it & that is justice. You lied to him but then you told him & that is also justice. Lmao ice cream for breakfast "after the DC trip" RC: that's my girl!

Yeah...

I love Lanie & her hair WOAH THAT IS HELLA DRUNK But who would move the body & then frame someone looking guilty? Unless! they moved the body first & then when they realized they'd get caught THEN they killed/framed max!

lol zen koan one handed clapping

KB: If by screwing around, you mean intentionally putting a bullet in a chamber, knowing that Max was gonna shoot Donny, then yes. You and I are in total agreement. Not a good line imp

Kid's lying Mad respect to these kids for their crime genius stories straight.

This video is not proof of where you were last night like it sounded like you said. Gosh they just.. filmed it.. Except that one time pendrick accidentally broadcasted a murder

Already finishing each other's sentences

Amanda has a great aesthetic. r/whyweretheyfilming Beautiful green shirt on beckett. I bet he did. Oh her face as she realizes.

Brandon is insane. Ew u'r a high schooler. idc if you have a nice jacket, you're a dickwad.

Not yet. But one day I'm gonna write it. RC: Funny thing is, if he did, Brandon would've known. It would've popped up on his shared folder as soon as their phones... *gestures really funny* Is there a record of syncing???

...Fun? Suck a lemon little man? I confess... that I'm dying to cop a feel under your cop blouse. I hate him sm

It took me a while to finish this bc I had to go away for the weekend but finally I'm finishing this.

Castle is using his dramatic writer skills to get into this kid's head

Rick going with Alexis <3

Martha... Martha...

I LITERALLY HAD THAT MUCH OF THE EPISODE LEFT FML

#castle 1X4 #castle 1X4 spoilers #castle 1X4 quote

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I just saw the fic you did for the shut up mom prank and I loved it! do you think you could do one with mikey, draken and hanma 🥺👉👈

STFU Mom | Draken, Mikey, and Hanma

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

- Part 2 of you and your kid pranking your husband. Ft. Timeskip Draken, Mikey, and Hanma

(Female Reader)

warnings: cussing

genre: crack

A/N: Thank you, anon! I actually want to try this prank but my Asian ass is way too scared for this LMAO

Draken (Ryuguji Ken)

When it comes to having the Best Dad Award, you'll have to give it to Draken.

You always knew that he'll be a great father, and you weren't wrong. From the moment your son was born, Draken was attentive and doting to him.

And your son, to your husband's pleasure, was a carbon copy of him. He inherited his father's brute strength and his love for bikes. He even asked you to get the same tattoo as his Dad's, to which you disapproved.

Although despite being like Draken, your son's got the puckish sense of humor. From time to time, he loves annoying either you or your husband which up until now, you couldn't get used to.

Today's one of those days. Your son asked you if you can get along with him to prank his Dad. Which of course, you agreed to.

Currently, you three were on the bike shop. Your son reading a guide regarding machines and motors, while your husband was fixing a customer's bike.

"Dabi, can you take out the trash please?", you asked your son as you do your best to act normal.

Your son ignored you and continued to read.

"Dabi?" you asked.

"Shut the hell up, Mom. I'm trying to read," he said as he rolled his eyes at you

The both of you were startled with pieces of screws clinking on the floor

"HAAAA???" Draken shouted as he looked at his son

"Oi, you jerk. Did you just tell your mom to shut up?" Draken asked as he was looking for something in the toolbox which confused the both of you.

To your surprise, Draken pulled out a wrench which he used to point to your son.

"Apologize you brat. Or I will not hesitate to beat the shit out of you with this," Draken threatened as his eyes burned holes in your son.

"Pfft, Dad! It's just a prank," your son said

"Baby, you're way too serious!" you laughed at your husband.

Draken glared at the both of you

"I swear, you two," he said as he faces palmed himself. "I'll die out of stress here before you know it," he continued.

Mikey (Sano Manjiro)

When Mikey found out that you're having his child, he was unsure of how to feel.

Sure, he felt blessed when you agreed to marry him. But having a kid is a different story. Actually, he felt glad when he first heard the news. But at the same time, he's worried if he'll ever be a good father.

But he's actually one.

As your son grew up, Mikey was able to close the gap between them. You can tell that the two were close as they often bond. Usually, they play video games together, have rides, and Mikey would sometimes train him to fight. He's a patient and a good dad.

Your son would sometimes wonder just how patient his dad is to him. Despite his antics, Mikey rarely scolds him. So to give it a try, your son teamed up with you to prank him.

Currently, your husband and son are on the couch playing their PS5.

"Shinso, can you help me get the laundry upstairs?" you asked.

Your son continued playing pretending to ignore you.

"Hey, go help your mom first," Mikey said while still playing.

"Shinso" you repeated

"Mom, shut up!" your son yelled.

Suddenly, you felt an intense aura coming from Mikey and saw a flying controller across the room.

Apparently, Mikey threw his PS5 controller to his son.

"You asshole! Go help your mom," Mikey half-shouted.

It was quite a shock from your son for it was rare for him to see his father lose his cool.

"Then come back here and I'll shove some manners down your throat you brat," Mikey continued, now holding onto one of his household slippers and using it to point at your son.

By this time your son burst into a peal of uncontrollable laughter.

"Huh? You think it's funny?" Mikey said pissed. Ready to throw one of his slippers.

"Baby, it's a prank," you said as you smiled at your husband.

"Yeah, Dad! I didn't know you could do that," your son said in between giggles.

Mikey looked at both of you and pouted.

"Hmph," he said crossing his arms. "Go help your mom anyway," he continued.

Shuji Hanma

If you'll describe Hanma as a husband and father, it'll be adventurous.

Hanma likes to keep the thrill. When you were still pregnant, he suggested not to have a gender reveal party so that both of you will be surprised. You didn't even think of names throughout the pregnancy and just named the baby right on the spot.

This didn't stop even when the baby was born. As the kid grew, Hanma would teach him how to fight, what tattoos to get when he gets older, and how to pick up chicks. Sometimes, the poor kid will be the victim of your husband's unending teasing. Honestly, it was quite a nightmare for you. Yet, you still enjoyed it.

On a daily basis, it's either you or your son who'll get the curse of Hanma's endless annoyance. But today, it was different.

Both of you wanted to get back at Hanma. So you and your son decided to prank him.

Right now, your husband and son were playing Uno while you're preparing for dinner.

"Dad, you do know that I'm aware that you have extra cards hiding under the table right?" your son said questioningly.

"Ha? I don't care," Hanma said in annoyance.

You decided to butt in between the two of them

"Aki, come and help me cook here," you said.

"Shut up Mom, I'm playing," your son replied, pretending to be annoyed.

"You jackass..." Hanma said, crumpling the Uno cards in his hands.

Hanma suddenly grabbed his son by the collar.

"You ain't going to disrespect my wife and your mom like that you shit," Hanma said growling.

Your husband's fist was about to collide with your son's face when you suddenly stopped him.

"Babe! It's a prank," you explained.

"Pffft, Dad, you're so gullible," you said.

"What?" Hanma asked, confused.

"We're just joking. You, zero. Us, one," you said pointing to you and your son with a smirk.

"Tsk. I hate you two," Hanma said. "I'll get back at this," he continued, jokingly.

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First Gen Black Dragons Music HCs (+Draken, Mikey, and Baji)

a/n: just did this for fun, but then i got carried away. i have to dump this wall of text somewhere haha. @phen0l hope you don't mind me tagging you!

Takeomi feels like the sort of person to listen to old punk/rock ballads when he was a teenager, but the kind of rock ballads your-dad-listens-to kinda vibes, like Aerosmith and The Street Beats. I'm making him into such an old man (but he is lmao).

Benkei gives me such a strong vibe that he listens to a lot of good and funky 90s-2000s Japanese hip-hop and old school rap. He's the sort of person that also knows some underground artists that aren't as popular as Buddha Brand and Scha Dara Parr. He probably works out with loud music too.

Wakasa is actually hard to tell :T He feels like a picky listener, like it's easy for him to drop a song when there's something about the mood that doesn't hit right for him. If Benkei is the type to listen to all the songs of an album, Waka's the type to pick one or two songs he might like and skip the rest. Idk why I get the feeling that he has similar preferences with Benkei for some reason (but I suppose I see this more narrative-wise, like two polar opposites having one shared interest kind of thing). If there's an artist that comes to my mind, it’s ECD. I don't think he likes Scha Dara Parr, which upsets Benkei. Maybe they make up over Microphone Pager or sumn.

When it comes to Shinichiro, he feels like the sort of person that goes with anything his friends listen/recommend to him or what's playing on the radio that day while he works, but he has never had an organized playlist. Ever. If you ask him for a recommendation, he'll always reference someone else who can give a better recommendation than him. If he goes out to karaoke, he will choose some relatable song about heartbreak or pining. Yes, he's that sappy friend in karaoke night. It's amusing for awhile until one of his friends have to probably pull him away from the mic at some point because he's not letting up and it's getting annoying.

Bonus 1: Shinichiro attempting to sing an offbeat version of Miki Matsubara's Stay With Me from a rejection. Everyone's tired, but they let him have his moment. He gets sore throat for trying (and failing) to hit those high notes. Shin, please stop hurting yourself lol.

Bonus 2: I know Draken isn't supposed to be here, but he gives me a feeling that he's a fan of Nujabes. That's it, that's all.

Bonus 3: Mikey grew up on Asian Kung-Fu Generation. But he can just recall some tunes of the band's songs because Shinichiro used to like listening to them.

Bonus 4: Sex Machineguns feels like the kind of J-metal band Baji would listen to so he could get pumped up over something.

Did I mistake Kayo Suspense Gekijyou from his character info for the song from Sex Machineguns than the actual TV show like a dumbass? Yes.

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers headcanons #black dragons headcanons #i hc-ed draken as a nujabes fan for such a long time (idk why either like how idk why asian kung-fu generation is something mikey knows) #that baji hc with sex machineguns was an accident but ngl their fire instrumentals makes me want to fight in a gang 😔 #does everyone know that mitsuya is implied to listen to the rolling stones and hot chilli peppers from his motorcycle stickers?? #i read a post abt it and thought it was neat