#But he also was the kind of teacher

[acerathia]

strutting around to the beat of 'Rasputin'

#There lived a certain man in Russia long ago #He was big and strong #in his eyes a flaming glow #Most people looked at him with terror and with fear #But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear #He could preach the Bible like a preacher #Full of ecstasy and fire #But he also was the kind of teacher #Women would desire #Hey #hey #Ra ra Rasputin #Lover of the Russian queen #There was a cat that really was gone #Russia's greatest love machine #It was a shame how he carried on #He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar #But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar #In all affairs of state he was the man to please #But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze #For the queen he was no wheeler dealer #Though she'd heard the things he'd done #She believed he was a holy healer #Who would heal her son #But when his drinking and lusting #And his hunger for power #Became known to more and more people #The demands to do something

[batboy-fangs]

Hi

#there lived a certain man #in Russia long ago #he was big and strong #in his eyes a flaming glow #most people #look at him #with terror and fear #but to Moscow chicks #he was such a lovely dear #he could preach the Bible like a preacher #full of ecstasy #and fire #but he also was the kind of teacher #women would desire #ra ra rasputin #lover of the Russian queen #there was a cat that really was gone

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

It would’ve been really awkward if Jon had just kept running into former Statement givers in public. Like, imagine you’ve spent months dealing with some fucked up eye creature haunting your nightmares to feast upon your fear, but then you spot him at Tesco as he’s pulling out a calculator to figure out which loaf of bread (on sale!) offers the most bread per pound (🍞/£). How would you cope with that?

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #jarchivist #i’m just saying. if jonathan jarchivist sims had lived somewhere without a huge population like london. he would’ve 100% had to suffer the #‘teacher spotted by students in the produce aisle’ experience #and honestly i think it was an act of mercy on the Web’s part not to make this happen to him on a regular basis #also i just think jon is the kind of guy who would bring a calculator to the grocery store #it’s his ocpd swag i think. (i know he isn’t canon ocpd but to me. he has ocpd with ppd traits) #(someone has to bring a fuckton of personality disorder headcanons to this fandom. and that someone is me.) #(it ain’t much but it’s honest work)

[archersartcorner]

I think the Bad Kids deserve to cry a lil. As a treat. IT’S CATHARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!

#my art #described #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high: junior year #the bad kids #ima be tbh. I did mostly just wanna draw Gorgug crying WJDBDJSB #I hope we get any kind of acknowledgement about what Gorgug saw in the forest… I’d love to see a scene where he asks digby & wilma about it #ALSO I LOOOVVVEEE THAT THEIR PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM BCUS THEY ARE A SET. DO NOT SEPARATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #also. hope that the time thing Brennan mentioned is an actual plot point and not just A Convenient Retcon Function #like pls brennan… I respect ur storytelling so much I do. if I wanted retcon excuses I’d go back to TES and read about the dragon breaks #especially since like. I love the seven so much. I’ve joked before like. t7 is frankly FHJY for me. we can skip right to sen. year JY is T7! #so if hes walking stuff back esp stuff that was established in T7… idk im not gonna be like. mad. I have a Life lmao. but maybe a lil sadge. #ANYWAY zac once again making one of my fave PCs. gorgug is so sweet guy… #also hope we get to see the artificing class & teacher!

[bumblingbabooshka]

TUVOKTOBER Day 2: Lunch Break [Interrupted]

#tuvoktober #bea art tag #1000% directly inspired by that post about how Tuvok should eat tupperwear salad like a teacher #It's so true!! He literally WAS a teacher !!! #he's listening to monks chanting - his favorite music bc he's a gd freak #It's SO his favorite that Neelix knows about it. I really wanna know how he knows. #Probably 'he just asked him' but funnier: They went on an away mission and he had monk chanting playing the whole time #Neelix: (internal) This is fucking hell on earth (positive spin) At least I know his favorite music! #Everyone whose been in an older relative's car as they blast choir music (the car is always SO hot) understands #it's torture but also it's kind of comforting??? it always makes me want to got to sleep #Tuvok seems like he eats salad without dressing (maybe a light drizzle of like lemon or vinegar on top) and looks down on people #who do otherwise <3 annooooying <3 #Janeway: (early in their knowing each other) Can I join you~? I'm also having a salad! #<- did this specifically to try & bond with him #Tuvok: -gazes pointedly at how much dressing she put on it- I could hardly tell.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinking about puppet!Home. also thinking about that tidbit saying that Wally had to learn how to be gentle first as to not break things. combining both for maximum effect

#home: *struggling with suddenly having a body* #wally: FINALLY! THE STUDENT HAS BECOME THE TEACHER! THIS IS MY MOMENT! #i just think he'd really enjoy being the one Informing #hed be so proud of himself huh... #preening after telling home all about how to be a Person and then he turns around and asks barnaby what cheese is #hes doing his best. #and like... i dont think home has nearly as much to learn? #its mostly based in the physical aspect of existence #idk for some reason i see him as kind of the neighborhoods father figure?? #a very eccentric father figure. father/brother/guardian figure #but anyway mostly wallys 'teachings' has to do with like... how to control his strength. how to keep his balance. how to Do Things #once homes got it he is On Top Of Things #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #hm. am i about to make a little doc for the puppet!home that only exists in my head and in my lil scribbles #Yes! i Am! #boutta jot down his personality and relationships and blah blah blah #also: part (insert number here) of me being Entirely Unable To Draw Wally Consistently #i drew these wallys right after each other. back to back. #it looks like two entirely different styles lmfao

[superbellsubways]

coppy again yayyyy yay (clippy is there too i guess ......)

#ggggh these are a bit messy and awkward but idc Lol #hes kind of a pain to draw but also fun?? idk #god dammit he also looks like a dhmis teacher #coppy #tumblr #gijinka #object head #clippy #webcore #doodle #tw alcohol #they work together and are sometimes drinking buddies i think #tw emeto #uhh very minor #1k #virtual assistants

[moonshynecybin]

marc being soo lonely and unpopular is my roman empire. you're telling me he's really just a weird kid with no friends, his best friend is his brother? my heart breaks for him. and he's had so many highs and lows in his career and the only one who Really understands is vale but vale won't talk to him and is also the one who made his loneliness a lot worse? turned everyone and especially the media against him.. vale's kids hate marc even though they're too young to fully grasp their history! vale has sooo much work to do after the reunion... getting his boys to like marc and be nice to him, being there for marc again. getting marc to trust him again! no marc, you don't have to deal with everything all by yourself anymore! something is bothering you? talk to me about it i'm here for you! it'll be so worth it though, can you imagine marc finally coming out of his shell again, comfortable to be himself again, still a bit disbelieving that all of those people are his Friends now? he's not alone anymore?? i think about this daily

i love nice things for marc so it is fun to imagine vale looping him in on his abundance of community and that being very healing for both of them... marc IS a pretty isolated dude as a result of being like. ruthlessly competitive and a prodigy and his crazy schedule etc we've all seen it. that being said. i do wonder about that boy's social skills bc vale has a lot of similar traits/life experiences and has like half the grid convinced he's their daddy.

#in all the rosquez drama. have we also considered that marc might also be kind of bad at making friends aljfldkjhg #again: he is friendly. but uh. bff is baby brother. insane amounts of codependence in all of his relationships. lets consider. #ALSO: him monologuing at enea in their isolation cage during the portimao test. marc standing up yapping and enea disassociating #like when a kid brings their teacher a really cool rock at recess... #he’s weird and intense and lowkey self-isolating it’s awesome… #and that’s why i actually think him and cele would vibe. tbh

[palin-tropos]

Harry having the apricots-Dora-peaches of immortality-Dolores Dei visceral trauma response to the cover of the inframaterialism book (even though we have also pointed out it’s abstract kimharry with the green and orange and he doesn’t react to Kim’s orangeness or apricot empire in Suzerainty)

is one of the few scraps of evidence for my fanon birth name for the apocalyptic shrike: Nils Ingerlund

#ignus nilsen #yeah i’m throwing that one out there #like can you really fault me for imagining a connection #harry looking at the book about nilsen and going ough ow my ex wife #his VASSAN ex wife #the orange apricot color is connected to kim dora(dolores) and nilsen #and the peaches are also connected to the lund girls #and ignus is floating around to help terrorize karl lund #and he’s kind of immortal. also that time his chest fucking glows!! from love! #and dora was a young teacher when harry met her! like. guy who claims to be mazov. falls in love with vaasan schoolteacher #sorry am i just drawing insane connections here #i’ll just say it my headcanon is that the (inger)lunds were the family ignus was noping away from to go be a schoolteacher-revolutionary

[ravenkings]

one thing that i think is a really interesting difference between the piano teacher (the book) and the piano teacher (the movie) is that you spend A LOT more time around walter klemmer and in his head in the book than in the movie, and, in doing that, you realize that he’s just as nuts as erika kohut in many ways, but because he’s a young, healthy, conventionally attractive man, he is able to get away with it more than she is (and he KNOWS this and uses it to his advantage.) 

on another note, another thing i find FASCINATING about their relationship that comes from this is, in reading klemmer’s internal monologue, you realize that he actually does want to dominate erika (i.e. choose her clothes, force her to share his opinions, “teach” her things (in order to reverse the power she wields by *actually* being his teacher)) before he plans on eventually dropping her, but then, when she expresses her own desire to be sexually dominated by him and elaborates on exactly how she wants him to do it (which DOES actually include having him choose her clothes as well as more....risqué things....) he’s put off and disgusted while at the same time, the book makes a point of saying he’s aroused by it.

i think the point that’s being made here is that klemmer (and i would suspect more than a few men irl as well...) wants to dominate and victimize women under the guise of being a “casanova” in the sensitive “soft boy” mode, but once he encounters a woman who WANTS to be dominated and victimized, he (supposedly) loses interest bc if she WANTS it and sets the terms, she’s really the one in charge and klemmer cannot have that, even if he finds himself aroused by the idea of the acts themselves.

#i also think the movie kind of makes him seem more sympathetic than he is in the book.................. #the piano teacher #elfriede jelinek #text

[amarriageoftrueminds]

fucked-up fic idea:

Y'know that one hannigram time travel au where they both travelled so far back in time that Will woke up as a 10 year old and Hannibal was able to rescue Mischa??

Well what if: A) Hannibal was much younger when Mischa died (more like 12), and B) they had the same age-difference as Mads and Hugh?

That would mean Will waking up, potentially, trapped in his infant body rather than his child body?? and being stuck that way for years until he can grow up again? 😬 And what if Hannibal knew that would probably happen, but did it anyway??

#hannibal nbc #hannigram #murder husbands #ficbunny #au idea #hannibunny #amotm this is my design #dat's me #meta: hannibal #you can't kill the meta #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal & will's terrible adventure #how do I tag this?? body horror? is it body horror? age dysmorphia?? #I'm not stoned I swear #like I just thought what a mind-bending fic that would make #the logistics of will having to handle that #being SO UTTERLY FURIOUS with hannibal for doing it to him/them when he catches him #[ cue scene of 8 year old will trying to strangle 18 year old hannibal who is beaming at how adorable he is ] #day care providers and teachers being like 'this child is either gifted or possessed' #will being like 'this is a living nightmare' #but also 'pls don't trap me in a room full of toddlers for multiple hours 5 days a week I can't stand noise' #knowing him he'd probably turn it into some kind of Hard Candy AU #I can see de-ageing not being a problem for hannibal #because being with mischa again would make the time fly #and also he would see it as getting to spend his WHOLE life with will this time #and also probably he would be killing SO MANY child predators y'all #SO MANY

[jrjeremy]

uh oh

fun fact: for every question you get wrong, he gets worst

#baldis basics #sketches art doodles #character concept #remember how this baldi is more of a kind of crack baldi thats not the same case for the classic version #and also remember how i once wrote that all the teachers are insane #classic shares a really similar attitude with mrs pomp with the only difference is hes dead inside

[aroacettorney]

tbh i wish aup had more reps for characters who achieve greatness purely through hard work and effort. the emphasis on genius/being special is mayhaps way too much to the point that it feels kinda damn depressing for those who aint born as one.

#rant #why is everyone in aup a genius #the four musketeers have the potential for this but its unfortunate that we dont get to see it fleshed out #even aiden ended up relying on his antimagic talents in the long run #ngl owens would have been more impressive to me if they r hardworkers instead of born special #it would have made the fact that ludger took them in more interesting #and mayhaps even highlighted his qualifications as a teacher #(lowkey im still salty that we dont get the full arc of ludger teaching magic to arpa lmfao) #(owens growth feels much less impactful to me bc they are already so special that them becoming that OP is nothing surprising) #plus i thought fighting against the unfairness of the world was a theme for owens #even if one managed to close the gap between the wealthy and the poor or noble and non-noble #the division between a genius and a non-genius itself would only create another kind of classism #how r they gonna challenge it as the members of the one and only special talent club? #violetta is the closest to be the hardworking one but even then her achievement still has a hand of a devil in it #also while surna had to learn everything from scratch he had been around for hundreds if not thousands of years #not to diminish his achievements but that hardly counts cuz it still puts him next to the special treatment category #not to mention being able to learn something simply by observing it is also a kind of cheat code itself...

[aguacerotropical]

alright alright ik about lesbian veronica and marquis machina, but am i the only insane person reading the shapeless one and machina as exes? after all, the shapeless one says “when you were with me” and “i liked your eyes back then”, and machina’s reaction makes more sense if its one of a spurned ex lover imo

#vnc #the case study of vanitas #vanitas no carte #also im not sold on Lady Archiviste being the only ‘version’ of machina #teacher does say he’s ‘finally met the real [machina]” #seems to me he’s also capable of shapeshifting since no one has ever mentioned another archiviste #but maybe cant do it for extended amounts of time so disguises #^ dunno. just speculation! #a high ranking archiviste would not be a secret and the De Sades are NOT the kind of people who keep secrets #And not use it as blackmail

[alicesbread]

Platonic Erikstine... Save me...

#hear me out #i don't like the ship for obvious reasons but #if erik hadn't kidnapped her and manipulated her their teacher/student relationship would have been fucking awesome #kind of more like cherik but without mommy issues #he would invite her to have tea at his lair at fridays #also he's a raoulstine/megstine supporter and will motivate her to give the first step when she has a crush #the phantom of the opera #erik #christine daee

[a-loving-ghost]

andrews flight or fight response being triggwred by any loud noise bc he learned at a young age sounds of crowds running/stomping/shouting/banging all of it usually resulted in. misery

#in reference to that one post i made about andrew getting shoved into the storage closets at school as a kid #other kids would “lock” the door to the best of their abilities and probably shout and scream and pound on the doors #teachers would just kind of ignore it i think #they never were incredibly involced but they stillc contributed #and bc the school was a lower class area i'd assume most of the teachers probably just #don't have the energy #and also the whole thing about andrew being a demon #and a bad omen #they probably wouldn't care except for like #one or two who just feel bad bc hes like 8 #allisters yapping