#But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

[acerathia]

strutting around to the beat of 'Rasputin'

#There lived a certain man in Russia long ago #He was big and strong #in his eyes a flaming glow #Most people looked at him with terror and with fear #But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear #He could preach the Bible like a preacher #Full of ecstasy and fire #But he also was the kind of teacher #Women would desire #Hey #hey #Ra ra Rasputin #Lover of the Russian queen #There was a cat that really was gone #Russia's greatest love machine #It was a shame how he carried on #He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar #But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar #In all affairs of state he was the man to please #But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze #For the queen he was no wheeler dealer #Though she'd heard the things he'd done #She believed he was a holy healer #Who would heal her son #But when his drinking and lusting #And his hunger for power #Became known to more and more people #The demands to do something

[thenatashapulleyuniverse]

*to the tune of rasputin by boney m* k- k- konstantin russia's greatest love machine it was a shame how he carried on

#literally the first four lines of this song lit up a lightbulb in my head #there lived a certain man in russia long ago?? #and he was big and strong and his eyes a flaming glow??? #and most people looked at him with terror and with fear???? #but to moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear???????? #konstantin shenkov coded #the half life of valery k #natasha pulley

[batboy-fangs]

Hi

#there lived a certain man #in Russia long ago #he was big and strong #in his eyes a flaming glow #most people #look at him #with terror and fear #but to Moscow chicks #he was such a lovely dear #he could preach the Bible like a preacher #full of ecstasy #and fire #but he also was the kind of teacher #women would desire #ra ra rasputin #lover of the Russian queen #there was a cat that really was gone

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♫ There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire ♫

#doctor who #dwedit #sacha dhawan #jodie whittaker #userlanie #usertoph #usertreena #usercy #userhella #gifs #mine #this topped simm!master's dancing to scissor sisters' i can't decide

[mrbl00dysky]

Only two things seep into my mind when I look at Reiner Braun. (most of the time)

“Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man, whatta mighty good man.”

“There lived a certain man in Russia long ago. He was big and strong and his eyes a flaming glow. Most people looked at him with terror and fear, but to Moscow chicks, he was such a lovely dear”

No because what if- what if Reiner was a lord or a prince.

Now when I think about this song I would think about Dio Brando more then Reiner Braun but its still a funny thing to think about.

(This was not needed but I wanted to share anyway 😭)

#reiner braun #aot #attack on titan #shingeki no kyoujin #Spotify

[mkarchin713]

FGO Prompt: Ra Ra Rasputin

~cacophony of screams andwhat sounds like someone threw a wet cat into an orchestra pit~

Ritsuka: What’s going on here!

Anastasia (confused):…

Ivan (standing protectively next to Anastasia):…

Rasputin (trying to shove a trombone down Mozart throat):…

Mozart: {gurgled trombone noises}

Ritsuka: Anastasia, what is going on?

Anastasia: well Mozart said he found a song I might like and started singing

Ritsuka: okay …

Anastasia: it went “There lived a certain man in Russia long ago~He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow~Most people look at him with terror and with fear~But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear~ He could preach the Bible like a preacher~Full of ecstasy and fire~But he also was the kind of teacher~Women would desire~

Ritsuka:…

Anastasia: then Mozart started singing Ra Ra, when Rasputin ran in and started doing … that.

Ritsuka:….

Rasputin: …

Ivan: …

Mozart: {sad goose sounds}

Ritsuka: carry on then.

#fate grand order #fgo #FGO prompt #anastasia #Rasputin #ivan the terrible #writing prompts #Rasputin by Bony M.

[mcchazzy14]

Stranger Things Season 5 leaked scene:

Jim: I know who we need to help us with this….

*dramatic cut to Jim pulling up in Murray’s driveway, getting out and heading to the door

*faint music plays behind the door.

Jim: MURRAY?? Open up!!!

*after a few minutes of no response, Jim pushes open the door

*Rasputin blasting off the stereo

Murray, cooking dinner: THERE LIVED A CERTAIN MAN, IN RUSSIA LONG AGO

Dmitri, jumping on the couch: HE WAS BIG AND STRONG IN HIS EYES A FLAMING GLOW

Yuri, poking his head in from the other room: MOST PEOPLE LOOKED AT HIM, WITH TERROR AND WITH FEAR

Dmitri: BUT TO MOSCOW CHICKS HE WAS SUCH A LOVELY DEAR

New character:….we need their help?

Jim, sighing: yeah, we do.

#stranger things #jim hopper #dmitri enzo antonov #dmitri antonov #yuri ismaylov #murray bauman #Russia gang #incorrect scenes #for now #duffer brothers hit me up for writing season 5

[an-theduckin]

there lived a certain man in russia long ago

he was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow

most people look at him with terror and with fear but to moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

he could preach the Bible like a preacher

full of ecstasy and fire but he was also the kind of teacher women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE

RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIAS GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

it’s a shame how he carried on,,,,

I remember being obsessed with this song 😭

#specifically the pop cat version #an_theduckin #thanks for the ask!

[purplechaosguardian]

there lived a certain man in russia long ago

he was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow

most people look at him with terror and with fear

but to moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

he could preach the Bible like a preacher

full of ecstasy and fire

but he was also the kind of teacher women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE

RA RA RASPUTIN RUSSIAS GREATEST LOVE

MACHINE

it's a shame how he carried on,,,

HE RULED THE RUSSIAN LAND AND NEVER MIND THE CZAR

BUT THE KAZACHOK HE DANCED REALLY WUNDERBAR

IN ALL AFFAIRS OF STATE HE WAS THE MAN TO PLEASE

BUT HE WAS REAL GREAT WHEN HE HAD A GIRL TO SQUEEZE

FOR THE QUEEN HE WAS NO WHEELER DEALER

THOUGH SHE'D HEARD THE THINGS HE'D DONE

SHE BELIEVED HE WAS A HOLY HEALER

WHO WOULD HEAL HER SON

RA-RA RASPUTIN

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE

RA-RA RASPUTIN

RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE

IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CARRIED ON

[poppy-purpura]

There lived a certain cat, in Russia long ago

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

*RASPUTIN INTENSIFIES*

TRUE YOU HAVE SUCH A BIG BRAIN ANON

also i love this russian parody to Dschinghis Khan - Moskau SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQtoyI4gpJ0

#this woman is my crush #ask #pura

[anjelicawrites]

I was tagged by @hightowhxre (thank you! I love those!!!)

RULES : shuffle your on repeat playlist and the first twelve songs represent your 2024.

JANUARY:

Rasputin, Boney M

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people look at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire.

FEBRUARY:

Mr. Brightside, The Killers

Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss.

MARCH:

Do I wanna know? Arctic Monkeys

Have you got colour in your cheeks? Do you ever get that fear that you can't shift the tide That sticks around like summat in your teeth? Are there some aces up your sleeve? Have you no idea that you're in deep? I've dreamt about you nearly every night this week How many secrets can you keep? 'Cause there's this tune I found That makes me think of you somehow an' I play it on repeat Until I fall asleep, spillin' drinks on my settee.

APRIL:

I want it that way, The Backstreet Boys

Yeah You are my fire The one desire Believe when I say I want it that way.

MAY:

In the end, Linkin' Park

(It starts with one) One thing, I don’t know why It doesn’t even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time.

JUNE:

Mary on a cross, Ghost

We were speeding together Down the dark avenues But besides of the stardom All we got was blues.

JULY:

Gangsta's Paradise, Coolio

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left 'Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that Even my momma thinks that my mind is gone.

AUGUST:

Poker face, Lady Gaga

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (she's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't ready my She's got me like nobody Can't read my, can't ready my She's got me like nobody Can't read my, can't ready my She's got me like nobody Can't read my, can't ready my She's got me like nobody.

SEPTEMBER:

I wanna be your slave, Måneskin

I wanna be your slave, I wanna be your master I wanna make your heartbeat run like rollercoasters I wanna be a good boy, I wanna be a gangster 'Cause you could be the beauty and I could be the monster.

OCTOBER:

Pompeii, Bastille

Eh, eheu, eheu Eh, eheu, eheu Eh, eheu, eheu Eh, eheu, eheu Eh, eheu, eheu Eh, eheu, eheu Eh, eheu, eheu Eh, eheu, eheu I was left to my own devices Many days fell away with nothing to show.

NOVEMBER:

Eppur mi son scordato di te, Lucio Battisti

Eppur mi son scordato di te Come ho fatto non so. Una ragione vera non c'è lai era bella però. Un tuffo dove l'acqua è più blu niente di più.

DECEMBER:

Lay or your love on me, ABBA

I wasn't jealous before we met Now every woman I see is a potential threat And I'm possessive, it isn't nice You've heard me saying that smoking was my only vice.

Super zero pressure tags: @hoosbandewan @barbieaemond @arcielee @valeskafics @liv-cole @aegonx @fan-goddess @assortedseaglass

#tag game

[zwoelffarben]

There lived a certain man, in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks, he was such a lovely dear

He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire

Gon

Gon

GONCHAROV

#unreality #goncharov #gonchpost responsibly #tag your unreality

[hashbang-mods]

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could preach the Bible like a preacher

Full of ecstasy and fire

But he also was the kind of teacher

Women would desire

Ra ra Rasputin

Lover of the Russian queen

There was a cat that really was gone

Ra ra Rasputin

Russia's greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar

But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar

In all affairs of state he was the man to please

But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer

Though she'd heard the things he'd done

She believed he was a holy healer

Who would heal her son

Ra ra Rasputin

Lover of the Russian queen

There was a cat that really was gone

Ra ra Rasputin

Russia's greatest love machine

It was a shame how he carried on

shut the fuck up

#asks #talking #epprbcu

[sys-terminal]

Chat >There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could preach the Bible like a preacher

Full of ecstasy and fire

But he also was the kind of teacher

Women would desire

> There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could preach the Bible like a preacher

Full of ecstasy and fire

But he also was the kind of teacher

Women would desire

You don’t need to use the chat command you know..

#asks #!cu #epprbcu #exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe #punctuationverse

[brick-a-doodle-do]

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

He could preach the Bible like a preacher

Full of ecstasy and fire

But he also was the kind of teacher

Women would desire

i know this song

but

why ? :D

#brickquiries #becky brickling #beckyu my beloved <33

[reggies-fake-horcrux]

Barty "He was big and strong and in his eyes a flamin glow, most people looked at him with terror and with fear." Crouch Jr and Evan "But to Moscow chick's, he was such a lovely dear" Rosier

#barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #marauders fandom #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty x evan